Disclaimer: I do not own POT, but I own this cool duckling right here!

Chapter 15: Inui's midnight investigation

The household was silent once it was past 10 o clock but that was irregular for the Seigaku regulars. It was just because they were all so tired from the first day at 'training sleep over' but their body would get better adjusted soon. Among the whole household there was only one person still awake, and that would be Inui.

Inui who was always known as the mushroom, and as mushrooms always do... they grow at night from their source of food. And in Inui's case, the food for thought was information since he had the opportunities to watch his Seigaku regulars outside of school, he couldn't wait to get started.

As quiet as he could get himself to be, Inui crept into Eiji, Momoshiro and Ryoma's room first to do a bit of investigation on their sleeping patterns.

Eiji likes to ONLY wear pink bunny underwear while he sleeps.
Momoshiro slobbers while he sleeps... and is that...

Inui chuckled at what he found underneath the sheets of Momoshiro when he used a pen to slightly lift it up and look inside.

Momoshiro also has a soft toy teddy bear for when he sleeps.

Inui moves along and stared at Ryoma Echizen trying to work out what he wears to sleep and his sleeping habits.

Ryoma sleeps with his racquet and that was 70% but now 100%.
Ryoma wears shorts and a shirt that writes IF YOU KISS ME YOU WILL HAVE TO KILL ME.

"...Inui-sempai... I give you ten seconds to remove your pen from my sheets and scratch off what you just wrote."

"...ok..."

Inui pretends to scratch the notes off.

"You can go to sleep again Echizen."

"Zzzzz"

Ryoma is a light sleeper and a fast sleeper.

Inui decides he should go and investigate the sleeping patterns of Kaidoh, Kawamura and Oishi, so he slipped inside quietly as he walked towards his first victim Kaidoh.

Kaidoh snores when he sleeps, and his legs moves and oh my...

Inui gave another small chuckle as he saw something, he quickly removed his pen in fear that Kaidoh is also a light sleeper.

Kaidoh has a furry sheep soft toy and he only wears banana in PJ boxers to sleep.

Inui then decided it was much safer to try Oishi's next.

"Hmmm I know Inui's snooping around..."

Inui froze from his spot fearing for his life that perhaps Oishi was also a light sleeper. So he leaned closer just in case Oishi decided to scream.

"He doesn't know we know he has a favorite blanket... hehe..."

Inui blinked for a few moments and decided Oishi was...

Oishi sleep talks and he wears are those matching pink bunny boxers... but underneath his PJ's
Note not to treat Oishi like a fool, there are things he does know. Remember to ask him if he snoops around at night too.
Oishi also has a favorite small pillow that has pictures of a cow on it.

Inui moved on, he made sure the tennis racquet was far away from reach as he looked at Kawamura and watched the man.

It seems the room of people here knows each other's weaknesses that is why they always share a room together.
Kawamura has a sushi pillow he hugs onto when he sleeps.
Kawamura has a bed hogger behavior, he tosses and turns every few minutes and his pillow falls out once in awhile causing him to whimper and look for it.

Inui was satisfied as he decided he should check on Fuji's sleeping behaviors first before he goes and try to peak into Tezuka and Ryuuzaki's room. For Ryuuzaki he will only peek at her sleeping pattern. KEKE much information he could sell to fellow team mates.

He headed into the room where Fuji and Inui shared and quietly he slipped inside and watched Fuji from a far first to see how sensitive Fuji was... Deciding to go bolder he went to slip a pen inside to peek...

Fuji sleeps serenely, he doesn't move about. His hands and legs in good position.
Fuji wears...HOLY... Fuji wears... NOTHING to sleep.

"Like what you see there Inui?"

Inui gulped as he looked into Fuji's azure eyes... Oh no... he doesn't want to die. He quickly removes the pen and acted like he had just seen the weather.

"Have a nice night Fuji."

Inui was about to creep out when Fuji smirked in a sadistic way.

"I don't mind letting people know I sleep naked, just don't peek at Ryuuzaki's sheets and I won't tell people you have a favorite blanket ok?"

Fuji gave a yawn and settled down once more preparing for the sand man to spray more sand on his eyes.

Fuji is a light sleeper and a very scary light sleeper.

Inui crept out of the room and was heading down the hallway as he was keen and almost excited. He wanted to find out how Tezuka sleeps and what HE wears to sleep... oh and perhaps Kennichi's sleeping habits plus Ryuuzaki's sleeping patterns. Happily Inui gained closer to their rooms as he tried to crept lightly only to notice...

Moonlight streamed into that part of the corridor which happened to have a window. And right in the middle of the moonlight streams, Inui looked into the very sharp eyes of the one other person awake at this moment... Kennichi... Kennichi was using his toilet box to pee and his eyes had a sharp glint as it realized what Inui was perhaps planning to do.

Inui for the second time of the night froze in shock. He tried to act indifferent as he replied in a calm tone.

"Hey Kennichi, you needed to use the toilet too?"

"Quack."

The duckling completely un-fooled knew exactly what Inui was doing as it got up from its box and the instant charged at Inui and pecked him. Inui want to cry out in pain but bit onto his lip hard so that no scream could come out. He didn't want the scary man himself appear. Inui fainted in the hallway near his room as Kennichi gave him one last deserved peck as it waddled its way into Sakuno's room. Kennichi swore he was going protect his parents with every inch of his life. But ladies are always priority.

Next morning, Eiji and Momoshiro nearly stepped on Inui as they were heading out of their room. They gasp in surprise as they looked down at the dead man.

"Nya, Inui why are you sleeping on the floor? Don't you like the bed?"

Inui lifted his head up slightly and they then noticed Kennnichi's attack marks everywhere. They didn't really need Inui to tell them.

"Never... go wandering down that corridor at night...Kennichi walks them awake and violent... 100% will happen."

Kennichi is still a baby and often goes to the toilet.

To be cont.

Yes, this was meant to be funny. I promise to get right back to matchmaking as soon as I get the inspiration on HOW the seigaku regulars are going to put up with this.