Pairings: Kurt/Sam, Kurt/Puck
Warnings: Some sexual references.
Author's notes: There was some problem when I tried to access the previous 2 chapters so I re-uploaded them. Sorry if you get the story alert for the same chapter again. I feel like I'm just writing lame stuff in my story. Oh well, more kum people! Reviews are love!

Sam's POV

Let's see. Ironed shirt? Check. Ironed jeans? Check. Hair? Check. Chapstick on lips? Check. Cologne? Check. Ok technically it's perfume because I don't have any cologne so I just had to settle for my sister's perfume. I want to smell nice for Kurt.

I hopped into my car and began to make my way to Kurt's house. I hope I don't mess things up with Kurt. This is like my first proper date with someone I really like. The only other date I had was with Quinn. We did try going out a little initially but that didn't work out because she saw me as just a good friend. Well, also of course not forgetting the fact that I'm totally gay.

Oh that's Kurt's house. His house looks nice. It's definitely bigger than my place. I took the bouquet of flowers from the front seat of the car and walked over to his house.

Alright Sam, this is it. Time to impress Kurt. I pressed the doorbell. Hmm. I hope the flowers aren't too much. Do people even give flowers on the first date? Wait. Is this even a date? Maybe I'm the only one who thinks it is. Quinn said he likes me but he wouldn't go on a date with me while he's still with Puck. Well, I did say to just 'hang out'. He probably thought I meant it as going out with just a friend. Oh no. Then I better get rid of these flowers.

Just then, the door opened.

Crap. Too late. Standing there was a big man who was staring at me. It's probably Kurt's dad.

"Hi Mr Hummel. Is Kurt in?"

"Who are you?"

"Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Sam Evans. I'm Kurt's friend. I'm also in glee club."

He scrutinized me for a moment. "You're Kurt's friend?"

"Yeah. Um, we're just going out…you know… um as friends." I don't even know what I'm saying at this point.

"Friends huh." He then looked at the flowers in my hand. "What's with the flowers?"

Kurt then suddenly appeared at the door. Wow, he looks fantastic. Well, he always looks fantastic.

"Hey Sam."

"Hey Kurt. You look great. Um…these are for you." I handed him the flowers. I can't possibly hide them now.

"These are for me? They look absolutely lovely! Thank you Sam! That's really sweet of you." Wow, he looks really ecstatic to receive the flowers. I'm on cloud nine.

Mr Hummel looked at me suspiciously.

"I…um…I like giving my friends flowers." Now I just feel lame.

"Is that so? You give flowers to all your friends?"

"Yeah I do. I give flowers to friends…who I really like…um…as friends." I'm just getting lamer by the minute.

"Dad, Sam's just being nice by giving me flowers. There is no need to interrogate him. Come on Sam, let's go. Bye dad."

"Ok Kurt. It was nice meeting you Mr Hummel."

"If he's not back home safe and sound before midnight, I can guarantee you that you'll end up lying unconscious on the hospital bed. And that's if you're lucky."

"Dad! I'll be fine! Don't listen to him Sam. He's just a little overprotective."

"Don't worry Mr Hummel. I promise I'll do my best to ensure his safety."

"That's good to hear. Ok I guess you guys can go. Enjoy yourself Kurt."

"Thanks Dad."

Ok that was sufficiently awkward. And not to mention scary.

"Sorry about that Sam. He's just watching out for me. I hope you understand. And thanks again for the flowers. I really love them."

"Its ok. It's perfectly understandable. I'm glad you like the flowers."

"You really usually give flowers to your friends?"

"Yeah sure." My mother is considered my friend right?

We got into my car and started to drive off. Hmm, maybe I should turn on the radio. Some music to set things at ease. I turned it on.

"Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie cause you're the only one to make me fly

Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on…"

Shit. What the…? I quickly changed the radio station.

"The post it takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny…"

I hastily turned off the radio. Ok maybe that wasn't such a good idea. We'll survive without music. I looked over at Kurt. He was facing away from me. Crap, I probably made him uncomfortable.

"I…um…I'm not really horny." He turned to stare at me. His cheeks were pretty red. I can't believe I just said that. I am officially a hopeless case.

"I mean. What I meant to say is that I didn't know that they would be playing those songs. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel uneasy."

Kurt chuckled. "That's quite alright. Its not like you can control what songs the radio plays. Besides, those are actually rather catchy songs.

"I guess those songs are pretty fun to sing and dance to." I grinned.

"You'll dance to those songs?"

"Um, well not in public. I'll never dance to those kind of…sex songs in front of people. Unless it's a life or death situation and it will save me or something."

"That's too bad. You'll probably be able to please just about anyone if you do."

"I still won't do it. It's too embarrassing."

Kurt just laughed again.

Puck's POV

I am a genius, pure genius. Thanks to me and my brilliant plan, Sam and Kurt finally actually have some progress. Seriously, it's about time.

I tried to stay low as I spied over at them. Well, I wasn't really spying. I'm just seeing how they're doing. Ok fine, I'm spying on them. Whatever, I have the right to. I'm their matchmaker after all.

I watched as they laughed together. Kurt looks exceptionally good today. He must have dressed up even more than usual. I should probably stop noticing these things. Thinking about how fine Kurt is ought to be a definite no-no. I'm happy for them getting together. I really am. But I would be lying if I said I wouldn't try to hit that if Kurt didn't like Sam.

Hey… isn't that…

"Quinn?" She jumped a little.

"Puck? What are you doing here?"

"I…nothing. What are you doing here?"

"Oh. Um I'm just here at the mall shopping."

"I see. So what are you doing hiding behind the pillar? Anything to buy there?" I smirked at her.

"I'm not hiding! I'm just…Ok fine. I'm just here to see some people."

"Who?"

"Um…Sam."

"Sam? But he's with Kurt now."

She stared at me. "You know Sam's with Kurt now?"

Fuck. I shouldn't have said that. Now she'll know I'm spying on them. Wait a minute.

"Yeah. But how do you know that? Oh I get it. You're spying on them too!"

"I…fine, I admit it. I'm spying on them. I just want to make sure Sam doesn't do anything stupid on their first date. So you're spying on them? You're fine with Sam and Kurt getting together?"

"Sure, why not. After all, I'm the one who made it happen."

"I don't get it."

"Kurt and I were never really together or anything. We just faked it so Sam would actually do something about liking Kurt."

"You guys faked it? Well, I guess that plan worked."

"Damn straight. It worked because I came up with it. So how did you know that he likes Kurt anyway?"

"It was pretty obvious."

"Finally! Someone else who's not blind!"

Quinn laughed out loud. "Yeah, it's like nobody else notices it even though it's staring right at your face."

"Exactly. So you're cool with Sam dating Kurt?"

"I couldn't be happier for them."