Pairings: Kurt/Sam
Warnings: A pretty clean chapter. Just some underlying meanings that may not be suitable for the young.
Author's notes: I think I'm really just writing crap. Man am I bad at writing stories. Well anyway, here is chapter 10. Reviews are always love.


Sam's POV

"Sam, that was the dumbest move you've ever made." Quinn looked at me disapprovingly.

"I know. It just felt kind of weird to suddenly tell them I like a guy so I just said it was some girl without really thinking."

"What did Kurt say after that?"

"He didn't say anything. He just left and went home after that. He refused to let me take him home and hasn't spoken to me ever since that incident."

"Well, that's obviously understandable. Do you know that what you did implied that you are ashamed of liking him?"

"Yeah I guess it does…"

"Well are you?"

"No, of course not! I already told myself that getting teased or taunted for being gay is worth it if it means that I could get Kurt but they sprung the question on me too suddenly. It's just that I'm still kinda new to the whole letting people know that I'm gay thing."

"But you told me didn't you? And Puck too?"

"Actually, I didn't. You found it out yourself. Besides, you're my close friend so that's different. And I only told Puck because it seemed necessary if I wanted to pursue Kurt since I thought they were together."

"Sam, I know it's difficult for you to be open about it but you're going to have to start trying. Kurt doesn't want to be in a relationship where he can't openly show his love and I don't think you want to either. You two deserve more than that."

"Yeah you're right. But how do I show him that I don't mind letting people know that I want to be with him? He refuses to speak to me or even look at me."

"Hmm…kiss him in school with a big crowd around? That would let him know for sure." Quinn said with a laugh.

"He won't even come near me. When he saw me walking towards him this morning, he quickly turned the other way. Anyway, I want our first kiss to be a little more…romantic. And trying to keep him from running away from me before I kiss him doesn't seem very romantic."

"Well, do something that will definitely send a direct and clear message that you're not afraid to let people know that you're gay for him. Something that he knows is totally out of your comfort zone so he'll know you really like him and are willing to go the extra mile for him."

"Do something that will send a direct and clear message that I'm gay for him and he knows is out of my comfort zone huh…"


Kurt's POV

Maybe I was a little too harsh on Sam. After all, he is probably still new to this. I had some trouble telling people that I was gay myself initially. I guess I was just so happy that he finally admitted to me that he likes me and when he lied about it right after that, it was kind of a blow to me. I guess I could give him a little more time to adjust. Oh well, it's time for assembly now. Maybe I can find him after that.

"Ok boys and girls, its time for that time of the year when we review the school's academic performance." Principal Figgins started. Everyone groaned. This is going to be a boring assembly.

Just then, Sam started walking up the stage and towards Principal Figgins. He whispered something to Principal Figgins before Figgins walked off the stage somewhat reluctantly. What's he doing?

"Hi. Um, I'm Sam Evans. I would like to perform a song for you all. This song is dedicated to Kurt Hummels. I hope you like it, Kurt."

He's dedicating a song to me? In front of the whole school? What song is he…Oh my god. Is this song what I think it is? He can't really be performing this song.

Sam started shaking his butt from side to side. Oh my god. He really is performing that song. And wow, he is really shaking it.

"I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move

If you dare
What what

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

It's okay
To have a little fright
Don't you worry
I won't bite (Not that hard)

If you want it
I'll give you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please"

By the end of the song, I had a wide grin plastered on my face. That was just the most epic thing I've ever seen. Quinn and Mercedes were giggling. Puck had dropped to the ground shaking with laughter.

"Um, may I just reinforce that this song is only meant for Kurt. Only he can do it in my butt because I'm only gay for him. Well and hopefully he'll let me do it in his butt too. Um…I mean…Ok I'm just going to get off the stage now." He quickly walked off the stage with his whole face red and sat somewhere at the front row of seats.

The whole room was filled with murmuring and laughter. There were a few guys shouting the word "faggot" too. But he just continued to stay in his seat.

I cannot believe he just did that for me. He said he would never do that kind of thing in front of anyone.

"What are you waiting for?"

I turned my head to see Puck talking to me.

"What do you mean?"

"He just sang the gayest song in front of the whole school just for you. What are you doing still sitting here doing nothing?"

He is so right. I stood up and went down to where Sam was sitting. He looked up at me bashfully.

"Come on, loverboy." I grabbed his hand and led him out towards the door.

"Where are we going?"

"To do it in the butt."