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It was the last night. Not many people have made it this far without dying. The boys should have been proud. Proud that, despite cheating, they survived. Though by the middle fingers both of them were sticking the air, it didn't seem like it.

"The only reason I did what I did was that we were going to die!", Mark yelled.

It still counts as cheating though.

"More like cheating death.", Yamimash failed to say under his breath.

"I heard that, Yamimash!"

"Who was that?", Mark asked.

Oh, that's just a friend of mine. They heard that two people made it to the fifth night, which doesn't happen often, and wanted to see the blood and carnage. Say hello to them.

"Sup bitches! I came here to see who dies first! I wish I brought popcorn though..."

Now the reason there will be so much blood and carnage is that you won't be in the room all night like before...
You're going out! You are going to go get your friend and see if you can live until six in the morning. If you do then you will live and Minx will be fine. But if you don't...

"The two of you will get yourselves crammed into Freddy Fazbear suits! Oh, I can't wait to see guts fly!"

But we aren't monsters. We have some stuff for you to defend yourselves with. Check your belts and pockets.

Markiplier and Yamimash checked their pockets and pulled out tazers, they both had 100% power. They looked on their belts and found batons for beating and pepper spray.

"These are Demonic Robots! What makes you think that they will stop from stuffing us into a suit of death by using pepper spray?", Yami stared down at the pepper spray in disappointment.

"Deal with it! I didn't want to give you two weapons at all, but that's not my decision!"

Now go get your friend back! Oh, and one more thing. The second you leave the room the doors will shut behind you so you don't try to chicken out. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T DIE!

"Mark before we go out there I just want to say, you were a great friend."

"Don't worry Yami. We aren't going anywhere, we're the main characters and everyone loves us. No one ever kills off the main character, everybody knows that!", Mark patted Yamimash on the shoulder.

Isn't that sweet? Now makeout...

"What was that?"

Nothing! Now go!

Mark and Yamimash agreed with each other that it would be best to go on the right side to avoid the creepiest of the animatronics; Freddy and Chica. The had their batons ready. They entered the hallway. It was dark and stunk of something akin to death and tomato sauce from the jar. Holding their shirts over their noses they continued to move. Until they realized that Minx couldn't be in the room The only thing farther up would be the Fox, the quickest of them all.

"Minx must be on the other side."

"But the Fox is there. Let's try the Backstage room. Maybe Minx is still in there."

"You're right. We do this for Minx!"

"Minx! We thought you were dead!"

"I thought I was too at some point."

"What are we gonna do now?"

"We have to go to pirate cove! In there is a door that's open. We can make our escape."

"But what about the fox?"

"I'll keep the Fox distracted. You get out first and leave the door open for me. If things go bad take this.", Minx handed Markiplier a gun.

All of them entered the Pirate Cove room. The Fox was still behind the curtain. As Minx said the door was right next to the stage. It was almost as if a golden light glimmered through the cracks of the door and shined on the three persons.

"That's not Minx!"

"What are you talking about?! I'm the real Minx!"

"She's lying! That's just an exoskeleton with a plastic face!"

"No! She's the exoskeleton!"

Neither of them were sure which Minx was the real one. Both of them were fairly good liars and acted like the regular Minx would. But at the end of the day someone had to die. So Yamimash aimed the gun at what he figured was the fake Minx.

"I'm the real Minx! I swear! Please, Yami!"

The Fox appeared from behind the curtain. It's jaw hung low, exposing it's sharp teeth that were still red with the blood of it's victims. The Fox jumped off the stage. The footsteps were loud and fast as it headed towards the Minxs. The Minx that Yamimash pointed the gun at jumped out of the way while the other one was ripped to shreds.

"Not me, moron! Kill the real one!", it's voice sounding robotic and demonic at the same time.

Yamimash shot the Fox.

"I'm sorry I almost shot you Minx."

"It's fine. That robot looked pretty realistic."

"Now I think we all know what we have to do now..."

Minx and Yami nodded in agreement and went back to the backstage room.

This is the part of the fanfic where you play a song about going crazy or getting even to add ambiance to the story. If I may suggest a song; Berzerk by Eminem would be a good selection. But feel free to play what you like.

The held the flamethrowers in hand. Mark stuck his Warfstache in place with tape. They had one hour before waking up. They were certainly going to make it count. Running around the Pizza Place they found the mascots in the corner of the very back room.

"Oh, so you thought you could hide huh?", Mark asked in his trademark accent.

"You're dead ducky!", Yamimash yelled as he aimed the flamethrower at the Duck.

"Your reign of terror is over Freddy! Prepare to die!"

The sounds of flamethrowers blowing could not hide the screeks of animatronics as they were set ablaze. Yamimash hit the duck in the mouth with the end of the flamethrower, knocking out teeth from both of his mouths. Minx spit on the bunny as she set it on fire even more. The Youtubers left the room torching everything in sight. Shortly they stopped to stare at the poster of Freddy outside of the security room. As soon as the Golden Freddy appeared, they all set him ablaze as well. His eye sockets glowed orange and red as he reached out for them. Markiplier smacked the bear with the back of his hand. The other Freddy slowly crawled towards them. His fur almost completely burned off, revealing his metal frame underneath. When the bear fell to the ground they took turns kicking it before leaving the building.

They stood on the other side of the street. As they watched the Pizza Place of Death burn to the ground. The clock on the street corner read six o'clock. They had done it. They had lasted five nights at Freddy's.

It was perhaps the best dream Mark ever had.

Thank you for reading! Please comment on the story so I know what you think! The story is over.

OR IS IT?!