WTF Moments 2

Thanks to SonoftheSouth9194, mandapanda84, Harvest Loon, Mihakaku and Electric Plum for reviewing! And if I've missed your name off there I'm sorry! And even more thanks for SonoftheSouth9194 for adding this story as a favourite, and being my friend! And Electric Plum favourited too! And more thanks to the people who subscribed, there's quite a few so I won't mention them here. These two stories are closely linked, so I've put them on the same chapter. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harvest Moon. If I did, the main character would be called Josie, have long strawberry blonde hair, and a blue fringe. Just so you know.

Gender Confusion!

Part 1: Mineral Town

(As suggested by mandapanda84)

The sun was rising over Mineral Town, and if you looked out to sea you could see a ferry from the city slicing through the sparkling waves, with many tourists and some packages for the residents on board. Among the sea of people waiting to leave the ferry was a blonde girl who looked to be in her early twenties. She wore sky blue dungarees that were rolled up at the bottom, a red and white checked shirt with rolled up sleeves and on her feet she wore white shoes. Carrying all her worldly possessions in just one pull-along case, she walked off the ship to be greeted by a weird looking man dressed in a red suit. He had an unfortunately-sized nose, which the girl had to bite her lip to prevent laughing at.

''Hello! Are you the new rancher from the city?'' the weird man asked.

''Yep, that's me! My name is Claire, and you must be Mayor Thomas!'' Claire said with her usual friendliness.

''Yes, I am the Mayor. Anyway, follow me and I'll show you around the town and its citizens, and then we'll sort out your farm!''

Thomas turned around and beckoned for Claire to follow. They left the beach and went to walk around town.

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''This,'' began Thomas, ''is the inn! It's owned by Doug and his daughter, Ann! I'll let you go in and say hi!'' Thomas waited outside and held the door open for Claire to enter.

''Hey, are you the new farmer I've been hearing about?'' An orange-haired girl, whom Claire assumed was Ann, pounced on Claire as soon as she took her first step inside, making her jump a bit.

''Yes, my name is Claire!'' the blonde answered, regaining her composure, ''The mayor is just taking me for a tour of the village, so I've been introducing myself to people!''

''Okay, follow me and you can meet my father! He's an amazing cook!''

Ann ran off to the counter, Claire following, where her father was serving a grumpy-looking blacksmith, whose name Claire remembered was Gray.

''Hey Dad, this is the new farmer! She's been meeting everyone around town!''

''Oh, hello! My name's Doug! Pleased to meet you!'' Doug greeted. Doug also had vivid orange hair, so it was clear where Ann got it from.

''Hi! My name's Claire!'' replied Claire, for what felt like the hundredth time that day.

''Hello Claire! You look like a strong young lad to be doing this kind of work!''

''Thank you, I… did you just call me a lad?'' Claire snapped, irritated, ''Do I look like a lad to you? I'll have you know that I…''

And with that Claire went on a very epic and infuriated rant which soon she found out wasn't having much of an effect on the bar-tender, so she started punching the living daylights out of Doug instead. Well, she tried to anyway.

''You'll pay for this!'' She spat acidly at Doug, as she was dragged off the premises by Harris, the local Police Man and another resident with an unfortunate nose.

That night she was sent back to the city.

''She seemed friendly enough…'' Thomas sighed, watching her boat disappear into the horizon, ''I should've paid more attention to her record though. I'm sure I read on there that she can be quite violent when provoked…'' Thomas sighed once more, and trudged up the steps that would lead him back to the town square.

Gender Confusion!

Part 2: Sunny Island

(As suggested by SonoftheSouth9194)

Chelsea was ecstatic. She'd finally married Vaughn, the man of her dreams and one and only true love! She was happy that Vaughn was living with her now, but what she didn't understand was that she had to buy a separate bed for him. Why wouldn't Chen just let her buy a double bed? It seemed very weird. Another thing she thought was bizarre was that Vaughn never left the house apart from one morning in the whole week. All he did was walk around the kitchen, doing absolutely nothing. Puzzled though she was, she refused to let these thoughts get in the way of her new life with Vaughn.

As it was such a nice day, Chelsea decided to pay a visit to her married friends, Denny and Lanna. They'd got married the previous week, and she was good friends with them both. Upon arriving at the beach, the brunette stopped for a moment to take in the view. The sun was reflecting off the ocean, creating a dazzling scene, and the pale white sand was lightly spotted with the coloured herbs that grew in abundance on Sunny Island. To her left was a beat-up looking hut, which Chelsea entered.

''Hey Lanna, Denny! It's me, Chelsea!'' she called to get their attention. A few seconds later Lanna entered the room, with Denny following.

''Chelsea! Congrats on getting married!'' Lanna said in her sing-song voice.

''Thanks! I'm so happy!''

''We should stick together! As married men we have a lot in common!'' said Denny.

There was an awkward silence where the two girls glared at the laid-back fisherman, who was not looking very laid-back at that moment, as he realized his mistake.

''Oh, I'm sorry! I… uhh… Oh, just ignore me!'' Denny went as red as a tomato and ran upstairs, like a not very laid-back person.

''That was so funny!'' Lanna giggled, as they looked at the display in Chen's shop.

''I guess it was. I've never seen Denny lose his cool like that before though…'' Chelsea smirked, ''Will he be alright after that?''

''Oh, he'll get over it.'' Lanna waved her hand dismissively, ''Eventually.''

And there you have it! I prefer the first one to the second one. I didn't know the exact thing that Doug said, so I just made it up to fit in with the story. Which was made up as I went along. Again. I can never be bothered to plan my stories…

I prefer the first one to the second one. Probably because of Thomas and Harris. I have a fixation with their noses; I just wanna poke them…

So what did you think? Don't forget to review, and keep your WTF moments coming in! I don't care if you send them by review, PM or by duck, I just wanna hear them!

See ya next time!

-Josie-