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CARD CAPTOR YUKI DARK HERE IS FOR YOU! The one reason why Tezuka never kissed Sakuno intentionally.
Chapter 41 Tezuka hasn't kissed Sakuno
Fuji looked up at the title of the chapter and sighed, it has been how long since the whole incident occured? It was 3 months ago when Tezuka confessed while saving Sakuno and Kennichi from the depths of the boiling fire, but after that life had been traumatic but it was all over now.
Eiji was absentmindedly twirling his raquet and sighed. Today was so boring since Sakuno decided she had to take Kennichi for his regular check up, the two of his favourite people gone, he was left with the most sour Buchou to deal with.
Eiji noticed that Fuji and Inui had looked equally bored or unhappy about someone, and Eiji could guess it was buchou. Buchou hasn't kissed Sakuno at all! Buchou wasn't a man in Eiji's book if he couldn't do some smooching. Then an idea hit him very quickly, why, their problems could be solved with one simple solution!
"FUJI!"
Eiji ran towards Fuji and the moment Fuji met Eiji's eyes the evil glint reappeared in his eyes. He knew exactly what Eiji had in plan, and he intends to bring it into fruitation! Inui's eyes glowed gleeful for the fact that now things are finally becoming interesting for a change.
Tezuka was just arriving for the usual tennis practice when he noticed the evil smiles on his regulars's faces his eyebrows furrowed. Every time that smile appears now a days means they are going to torture him and perhaps Sakuno.
"Buchou, we are going to wrap up our tennis practice session early. Because we have URGENT buisness to attend to."
Oishi merely smiled, even his smile had a small tease to it and Tezuka refused to believe he was seeing things.
"What is this buisness that is so URGENT?"
Fuji smiled as the rest waited on him as he opened the start of this entire drama that was about to unfold.
"Friendship buchou. We need to help our friend REALIZE something."
Buchou shook his head and replied in a strict tone
"No excuses! Tennis session will finish on time, not a second earlier."
Fuji nodded at the rest of the Seigaku regulars as he said with a smile
"We knew you would say that Tezuka, that is why..."
The Seigaku regulars grabbed Tezuka and they all went into the changing room. Tezuka still struggling to get up was surprised as Fuji locked the door and opened his azure eyes...
"We will NOT have a tennis session today, instead lets talk about your love life buchou..."
Tezuka paled, he didn't understand what is wrong with his team members as they all guarded the door forming one big wall. Ryoma was the only one who leant against the door and sipped his ponta. It was for Sakuno's happiness says Fuji, he might as well help out.
"What do you want to know?"
Tezuka replied in a cold and stoic voice. Inui on the other hand stepped up as he pushed his glasses up and reported
"Tezuka has not kissed Ryuuzaki Sakuno yet. All dates result in a goodnight and end, 100% accurate."
Tezuka raised his eyebrows, these nosy regulars refused to let him rest even after he started to date her. Tezuka then went over what Inui said and blushed, but he turned his back on the team so that they wouldn't find out that he was embarassed
"You all even followed us on our dates Inui?"
Tezuka asked suspiciously, before Inui could answer Fuji was quick to cut in.
"We didn't follow, it just so happened that we were around where you and Sakuno were having your date."
Tezuka glared at Fuji as his blush had disappeared, Fuji who wasn't intimedated stared back. Eiji who was keen on returning to the subject at hand said
"Nya, Buchou you should kiss Sakuno chan soon..."
"We are too young to be kissing."
Tezuka said so it in a very honest way and he looked at everyone when he said so. The whole team froze in shock, they overestimated Tezuka to have the courage and the way of thinking. This guy is living in the ancient times where holding hands was an act of a husband and wife in public.
"Buchou, I didn't think you were..."
"Fshhh Buchou..."
"And everyone thought I was old fashioned..."
"Nya..."
"Wow buchou..."
"..."
"Mada mada dane."
"I think what everyone wanted to say was Tezuka, you are not living the correct times here. Kissing a girl is to show her you love her."
Tezuka frowned, then what in the world is dating for? He does hold her hand sometimes...
"Then what is dating? OR having the status boyfriend is for?"
"Buchou, even Kaidoh kissed a girl! I mean Oishi too!"
Momoshiro blatantly pointed at Kaidoh and Oishi, to which Oishi blushed and Kaidoh hissed in displeasure.
"That porcupine head slobbered over his girlfriend too, fshhh."
They were glaring heated at one another hoping that the other would die from their staring. Buchou stood up and began to walk towards the door as he replied in the same tone.
"It is your belief's not mine, now run laps. This conversation was sillly to begin with."
"I bet you Sakuno is waiting to be kissed..."
Tezuka froze on the spot and that was enough time for Eiji to cling onto Tezuka as he added cheekily.
"Buchou also wants to smoochie Sakuno too nya?"
Tezuka turned red, he didn't bother to hide it because there was no where to run. He'd die than to admit he dreamed of it or he would love to... but he regarded that as male with hormones.
"Buchou, if you dont kiss Sakuno first... I will~ 3"
Fuji said happily as he was about to open the door when Eiji rushed and clung to Fuji with his eyes gleaming happily as he asked
"Can I be first please?"
"Out of th way! I will be first! Then Kaidoh will only have kissed one girl and I would have kissed two!"
"Fshh! I think Sakuno prefers me over you. You slobber."
"I do not Slobber! You always miss the lips! The girl had to aim and kiss you first!"
"Chiz, you all mada mada dane. I will take it, the only thing I get to take first before Buchou."
Tezuka knew jealousy would be the end of it, he didn't think it wasn't all that invoked him to say
"Stop."
Everyone stopped and turned around to see Buchou standing there looking very angry and very worried as what he said next made the rest smile
"What do I do?"
"Well! What I did was take Ann out on a nice dinner and then walk her home before I SMOOCHED her."
"You mean slobbered."
"SHUT IT!"
"70% take her out to date... nearly 90% after the words 'I love you' "
"Well, I can't offer advice, she smooched me."
Fuji held his hand up as the rest settled down, it was always much better to rely on the kissing master. He must have been very good at kissing!
"You must romance her into a romantic moment..."
Every team member besides Fuji frowned in concerntration, what exactly was considered romantic? Fuji shook his head in disappointment, he felt like half of them here were lucky to even get kissed by a girl. Not that he was going to mention that out loud.
"Imagine, a very nice dinner and then a night view on top of Tokyo tower where you can see the city lights..."
Each member was very emersed in whatever Fuji was saying as he continued
"You slip you hand to hold hers as she looks up and smile at you."
Fuji stood next to Inui as Inui looked at Fuji and Fuji looked at him intensely. Everybody watched.
"... and then you notice she looks beautiful, her eyes looks brighter than the city lights... You say..."
"...You look beautiful..."
Everyone or almost everyone ooohhh and ahhh'ed at his performance, Tezuka merely watched.
"So you realize the both of you are leaning in closer and closer... and then... *imitates kissing sound*"
Fuji said as he returned back to his position as did Inui. Clearly slightly embarassed he became test subject no. 1. At least Fuji didn't kiss him, which was a relief.
"Understand Buchou?"
Tezuka did not reply as he walked past the awed regulars as he replied in the same voice since he was in the room.
"Sounds like I have to keep my guard up."
Fuji smirked as he nudged Inui and the both of them had gleaming eyes. Any chance they would be roaming the tokyo tower tonight? 50% chance, tomorrow? 100% chance.
-The next day-
Fuji nearly spilt his drink over Inui as Inui's glasses slipped slightly. They both saw the look on Sakuno's face and they know that look very well! How did Tezuka slip past their radar? Inui calculated the chances of Tezuka kissing Sakuno by yesterday was as slim as 30%. It was too sudden to go to the Tokyo tower and smooch!
Fuji and Inui had be wandering around the Tokyo tower with a videocamera and a note book at hand, ready to video record the whole scene. But they didn't see her or Tezuka! They had to find out!
"Fuji, Fuji! Did you see the way Sakuno looked?"
"FShh, even I can see it."
"Whoa buchou sure moves fast on the technique!"
"I didn't think he was THAT skilled in that technique."
Every team member had seen the way Sakuno looked and the way Tezuka behaved, the two of them were clearly 1) very happy with what happened, 2) Very embarassed, and 3) very shocked.
Tezuka's face remained stoic or its a trying-very-hard-to-be-stoic-look. He did cast casual glances at Sakuno from time to time and she would feel she was caught in the act as she blushed deep red.
Practice was their chance, once Sakuno was out of the way they dashed towards Tezuka. Tezuka who felt their arrival didn't want to be caught, he tried getting rid of them.
"Keen on prac..."
"SKIP THE RUNNING BUCHOU! What was that!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Umm, Sakuno looks very spacey."
"100% chance buchou you kissed her."
Tezuka pushed his glasses higher as he replied
"I don't know what you are talking about."
Fuji smiled as he leaned on Tezuka and said
"Oh then what made Sakuno's eyes have stars until now? I mean I saw her this morning and she had stars in her eyes, I just saw her and she still has stars in her eyes. Care to tell me what happened?"
Tezuka didn't know what to say, for the first time in his life. His mouth opened and closed without an answer. No girl walks around with stars in their eyes unless... you get the point.
"What happened Nya? Buchou must be a REAL good kisser!"
Tezuka's face went a few shades of red but disappeared quickly as he replied
"It was an accident."
"EHHHHH?"
The team jaw dropped as they didn't think he was spontaneous anyhow! So they stood and watched him expectantly to help explain.
"...Sakuno and I were watching a movie that night when Kennichi ran full speed into my side and cause me to fall and Sakuno happened to turn her head..."
"..."
"..."
"BUCHOU! THIS IS THE SECOND ACCIDENT! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REALLY BE A MAN?"
Tezuka who clearly looked annoyed replied
" I kissed her again, and told her I love her. And then..."
"AND THEN?"
The regulars chorused as they watched each having a grin on their faces except Ryoma. He was interested either way.
"I asked her to marry me."
"YOU WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?"
"I kissed her, so I must be responsible."
The regulars sweat dropped. Inui dropped his pencil as Fuji looked like he had just jaw dropped.
"I think Sakuno's starry eyes are very much normal. You just asked a girl to marry you."
"So it means... while we were telling you about all this made you think if you want to marry her? And you decided that you wanted to kiss her thus you want marriage?"
The insensitive Eiji shook buchou hard as he said
"WHAT DID SHE SAY NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
Tezuka looked at the regulars as for the first time he smirked and replied
"She said after school, its a yes."
"Aren't we too young for that?"
Pointed out Oishi thoughtfully, and thats when Tezuka for the first time had a devious look in his eyes.
"Well, if kissing isn't too young marriage shouldn't be either."
"But Buchou KISSING and MARRIAGE are two DIFFERENT things."
Tezuka merely walked away saying in a stoic tone
"20 laps."
After Tezuka left, Kennichi who was following Tezuka made sure Tezuka was an ear shot away before it said
"Quack, Quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack!"
With that he totted after his father, but the results of what he said was ominous, everyone pointed at Kennichi as they gasped at it.
"That kid is sure smart, he knew his parents weren't married! JERK!"
"Nya, Ken-kun really inherited his father's intellect, Ryoma's arrogant attitude and picked up our devious ways!"
"Kennichi had a point, I mean he is their child... and it was natural he shoud have done something about it."
"Fuji, I think I forgot to calculate Kennichi's percentage contribution. He is sure mysterious."
"Oh well, that means I have until Sakuno graduates to sweep her off her feet."
Fuji followed Tezuka's path as he walked on humming, Inui jotted down the percentage of it happening before he scratched it out and closed his book after one last scribble as he said
"I'll race you Fuji."
In his notes it wrote: Stuff percentage, it is known due to Kennichi. So we should just try our best with the unknown percentage.
"Nya! I wont lose! If she isn't Chibi's she is mine! 3"
"Oh my, Tezuka can't marry Sakuno without I Oishi's permission."
Oishi walked with Eiji who was half running just to chase after Fuji, Momoshiro saw the look on Kaidoh's face as he smiled sincerley before returning into a cheeky smirk as he said
"HAAAAA I bet Kaidoh can't compete."
"Fshh! I will steal her off Buchou just you wait."
Kaidoh's face returned to normal but with a more determined look as they two bickered as they followed the group. Kawamura saw it as he ran after them with a worried face as he said
"I need to protect Sakuno."
Ryoma who was finishing his last drop of Ponta threw it into the bin before pulling his cap down a bit before he said into the empty sky
"Mada mada dane buchou, she won't be yours forever, because we are all on to you."
- END -
It is a bonus! I assure you, nothing to do with the current but oh well! I LOVED IT, I hoped you did too.