Mrs. AnnouncerPerson: ULTRA-PEEPI! Invader Zim is sweeeeetttt…
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"Hey, guys! Look what I found!" Kagome said in a singsong voice as she walked into the living room.
Ayame and Sango looked at Kagome. Ayame was reading a magazine, while Sango was reading ahead for her classes. Kagome plopped down three, huge books onto the table. Sango recognized them instantly.
"No way!", Sango said, getting off the couch, "These are my old family albums!" Sango took a book and opened it. Ayame and Kagome gathered around.
"When was this?" Ayame asked.
Sango stared at the picture and smiled. She remembered that day perfectly…
Sango sat on the ground with her arms folded. She was pouting adorably. She, Inuyasha, and Sesshoumaru were at the park with their mom. Sango heard some chirping and looked up into the trees. Two birds were chirping and flying with each other. Sango sighed.
"Sango?"
Sango looked up. Inuyasha was holding a ball and staring at her funny. She got up and stared at him.
"What?" she asked somewhat harshly.
"What are you doing by yourself?" Inuyasha asked innocently.
"What do you care? Why don't you go find Sesshoumaru and play some stupid boy's game?"
She sat back down with a plop. She looked away from him. When she looked back, he was staring her in the face. She fell back.
"What's the matter with you? Don't you know you're not supposed to sneak up on a girl?"
"But, you're no girl." he said.
Sango rubbed her head and let his insult go. "If you want to know what's wrong…those stupid boys won't let me play with them. They said I was a girl and should go play with dolls."
"Why don't you play with dolls?"
"Because they're stupid!" Sango yelled. She looked away from him again and continued pouting. Inuyasha stood up and grabbed her arm. He pulled Sango over to the group of boys that sent her away before. The boys stopped playing and stared at them.
"What do you two want?" a boy asked.
"My sister wants to play with you," Inuyasha said. He trusted Sango forward. Sango blushed and turned to Inuyasha.
"Why would we play with her? She's just a dumb girl!" the boy yelled. The other boys agreed.
Sango looked hurt by the boys. Inuyasha stepped forward and took the other boy's ball. Popped it with his claws and thrust the popped ball back into the boy's stomach. Inuyasha gave Sango his ball.
"Now, she's the only person with a ball. If you want to continue your stupid human game you'll have to ask her to play. It's not like you would be able to beat her though. She's way tougher and smarter than all of you combined," Inuyasha said. Sango blushed.
"Oh, yeah!" the boy said. Then, he was hit in the gut with a ball. The boy fell down. Sango caught the ball that was bounce back.
"Are you losers too scared or are you gonna play?" Sango asked. The boys stared at the one on the ground. He looked surprised.
"You're on!" a boy in the back yelled. All the boys came at Sango and she dodge each one of them. Inuyasha dusted off his clothes and walked away.
Later…
"Oh, c'mon! You can't be giving up now?" Sango taunted. The boys she had been messing with were all tired on the ground. They hadn't been able to hit her once nor pin her down.
"Sango! C'mon! We're gonna get ice cream!" Inuyasha yelled. Sang smiled. She stuck her tongue out at the boys and left. She had strawberry ice cream with her brother and wouldn't give him back his ball…
"Are you serious?" Ayame asked.
"Inuyasha sounded so cute and sweet!" Kagome squealed.
"Well, then let me tell you another story. There's a picture for it too. Here it is!" Sango said when she found another picture.
"This is so stupid! Why do we have to do this!" Inuyasha yelled and yanked on his tie. Sesshoumaru looked bored with his brother's habit's and went back to reading his book. Sango sat on a bench in a pretty, blue dress. It was their parent's anniversary and they were renewing their vows. Sango thought it was romantic and sweet. Her eleven-year-old brother, Inuyasha, thought it was a waste of time. Her fourteen-year-old other brother, Sesshoumaru, hadn't voiced an opinion.
"Calm yourself, puppy. All we have to do is sit up straight, behave, and wait for the ceremony to finish," Sesshoumaru said.
"But, that could take forever!" Inuyasha over-exaggerated.
"No it won't. Besides, don't you want to see your mother and father happy on such a special day for them?" Sango asked.
"No. I want to be home. I can't even breathe in this! How can someone use the bathroom in this?" Inuyasha complained.
"No one's going to take you to the bathroom, Pest. So, I hope you went before you were put in the suit," Sesshoumaru said.
Inuyasha froze. "You're kidding right? You'll take me won't you, Sesshoumaru?"
Sesshoumaru didn't answer. Sango got off her bench and walked up to Inuyasha. "That's where being a girl comes in handy. You get to wear a dress," Sango said, spinning around.
"As if I'd wear a dress! Just get this thing off me!' Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha! You wouldn't believe what I got!" Miroku yelled, coming into the room. Sango blushed. Miroku was Inuyasha's friend that would come over from time-to-time. Sango had a slight crush on him.
"What now?" Inuyasha asked, irritated. Miroku stuck his hand into his jacket pocket and pulled out a white fabric. Miroku held it out proudly.
"What is that?" Inuyasha asked.
"You're kidding right? It's a bra! I got it off of this lady. She couldn't even tell! I'm keeping it!" Miroku said, holding it up to his chest.
Sesshoumaru sighed. "Inuyasha, please keep your perverted friends away from the guests. If he continues stealing women's undergarments, I'll get blamed."
"You're just jealous because you can't get a women out of her clothes like I can," Miroku said matter-of-factly.
Sango giggled. Miroku came up to Sango. With each one of his steps, Sango's heart beet louder and faster. When he finally got to her she gulped.
"Have you started wearing a bra?" Miroku said, holding up the fabric to her chest. Sango blushed and stomped on Miroku's foot. She stalked out of the room a heavy blush on her face. Miroku hopped on one foot while Inuyasha laughed at him.
Ayame and Kagome busted out laughing. Sango was confused, yet grateful they hadn't said anything about her liking Miroku. She was young and foolish then. She was older and smarter now…
"Once a perv, always a perv," Ayame said.
"I want to pick one now!" Kagome said, looking through the book. She stopped at a picture. She laughed at it.
"I remember this," Sango said, reminiscing…..
"C'mon," Miroku whispered to Inuyasha. They were creeping down the dark hallway at nine at night. Giggling was heard from the end of the hall. Inuyasha yawned.
"Quiet! Do you want to get caught?" Miroku asked over his shoulder.
"Why are we doing this?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because! Haven't you ever wanted to know what girls talk about at sleepovers?" Miroku asked.
"Not…really."
Miroku rolled his eyes at his friend. He had so much to learn. The eleven-year-old monk-in-training peeked into the slightly ajar bedroom door. Girls were inside. About twenty of them, painting toe nails, playing Twister, and listening to music. Sango was twisted up in between some girl's legs.
"Twister is my new favorite game," Miroku whispered.
"What?" Inuyasha asked. He peeked inside. "You brought me here to spy on my sister and her stupid slumber party?"
"Shh! They'll hear us! Just be cool. You don't have to look at your sister, stupid. There's, like, fifty other girls there," Miroku said, going back to his peeping.
"Left foot on red," a girl with the board said. Each girl attempted the move, but they all fell in a big pile. Miroku wanted to be in the middle of it.
"Let's do something else," one girl said.
"What should we do?" Sango asked.
"Underwear modeling. Please, do underwear modeling," Miroku whispered.
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" one girl suggested.
All the girls gathered in a circle. Sango got an empty soda bottle and put it in the center. She spun it. It landed on a girl with blonde pigtails and freckles on her nose.
"Suki, truth or dare?"
"Dare?" Suki answered. The other girls gasped.
Sango smiled. Sang was known for giving outrageous(as outrageous as an eleven-year-old can get) dares.
"Okay. I dare you to steal my brother's underwear and bring it back here," Sango said.
"Sesshoumaru?" Suki asked.
"Nope. Inuyasha." Sango said.
The girls gasped again. Miroku smiled. He shoved his friend back down the hall and into his room.
"Get into your bed!" Miroku shouted.
Inuyasha struggled. He climbed into his bed and turned around. Miroku was hiding in his closet. The hanyou shook his head he was about to question when his bedroom door opened. He saw the Suki girl turn her back to him and close the door quietly.
"I'm not sleeping," he said. She jumped and turned to him. She looked nervous. "What do you want?"
"Nothing really. I just wanted to say hi. So….hi?"
He raised an eyebrow. "I know you said for us to leave you alone while Sango was having us over, but you see…I kinda need something. We're playing this game and I need to bring back something," Suki said in a rush. She laughed nervously when she finished. Inuyasha heard giggling outside of his door. He hated when Sango had her friends over. They would always do some crap to him. What was with girls? They were so stupid! He got off his bed and went to her. She blushed and froze. He moved her aside and opened his door. The girls fell in a pile.
"Sango, take your friends and go jump off a cliff," Inuyasha said.
"After you go play in a busy street, brother," Sango said. "Listen, we need you to help us with something. And you better do it or I'll tell mom you won't play with us."
"I'm not playing some stupid dress up game!"
"Well, I guess I'm telling mom! Mom, Inuyasha won't play with us and we need him to!"
"Inuyasha, play with your sister!" Izayoi yelled from the kitchen down stairs. Sango smiled and dragged her brother to her room. Inuyasha tried to get away. After the girls left, Miroku came out the closet. He went down the hall and peeked into Sango's room. He laughed at what he saw. Running back to Inuyasha's room, he grabbed a camera, ran back, and took a picture of his friend. Inuyasha had pigtails and was wearing a dress. Sango was applying make-up. The poor hanyou was tied up and miserable.
Ayame looked through some more pictures. There were some of Sango, Inuyasha, and Miroku. They looked happy and in midget form. A knock was heard from the door. Kagome got up and answered he door. Some greetings and laughter was heard before Kouga, Miroku, Inuyasha, and Kagome came into the living room. They all sat down.
"What are you guys doing?" Miroku asked.
"Sango's telling us stories about you three as kids," Ayame answered.
"Mutt-face as a brat? Must have been hilarious," Kouga said.
"What's she tell you?" Inuyasha asked.
"Just that you were a very sweet brother to her," Kagome said, hugging him.
"And that Miroku was stealing women's undergarments at age 11," Ayame finished.
"Oh, the Glory Days. Sesshoumaru still can't get a woman out her clothes like I can," Miroku said with a content sigh. Sango glared at him. He smiled apologetically.
"When was this?" Kouga asked.
Sango looked at the picture. She couldn't remember that. Miroku looked at it and remembered instantly. A perverted smile came upon his face.
"I don't remember this," Sango said.
"Really, Sango? You must remember! It was our very first kiss!" Miroku announced. Sango got even more confused. She looked like she was twelve…
"Why are we here?" Sesshoumaru asked.
He and his family (excluding Sango) were sitting in a crowd of proud parents and family members. He wanted to puke.
"Because, your sister is playing the lead role in this year's school play and we have to be there for her," Izayoi said.
"well, how come grandma got to stay home?" Inuyasha asked, pouting.
"Because she threw out her back. Now, hush," Inutaisho commanded. Inuyasha growled at the stage.
The lefts went out and the curtains pulled back. "Wake me when it's over," Sesshoumaru said and shut his eyes. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and glared at the stage. This year's play was the Western tale of Sleeping Beauty. What he couldn't understand was why they cast Sango as the Beauty…
"Hey!" Sango yelled at her brother. He was telling the story and she hadn't liked it so far.
"What? You can't even remember, so don't say anything!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I'll take over then," Miroku said.
It was now time for his favorite scene. The scene where the prince (him) would awaken the beauty (Sango). Miroku came into the scene and kneeled be for the Beauty. He said his line and kissed her on the lips. Sango was ready to awaken and say her line, but Miroku refused to get off her. She looked in the audience and tried to push Miroku off her without making a scene. Eventually, he got up. Before she could say her line, Miroku picked her up bridal style and said some line he made up before he whisked her off the set. The other actors looked were confused as the curtain fell. A slow clap started in the audience. Screams could be heard from backstage…
"You screamed?" Ayame asked.
"What can I say? Mi lady likes to play rough," Miroku said, putting his arm around her shoulder.
"Don't touch me," Sango said. She remembered everything now… Pervert…