Kyuu and Inuyasha laid on their beds in their dorm. Kyuu was laying in his smiley face boxers. Inuyasha was in his black boxers.

"I'm bored," Kyuu said.

"I know," Inuyasha said.

"I'm hungry," Kyuu said.

"Eat your crap," Inuyasha responded.

The door slammed open and a furious Kouga stepped inside. He threw his bag at the wall and a hole was formed. The students next door looked through the whole.

"What's your problem?" Kyuu asked. He was accustomed to his newest demonic friend tantrums.

"I'm flunking my history course!" Kouga yelled.

"So?" Inuyasha asked.

"It's tiny little mistakes I'm flunking for. On my last paper, I got a 51% for using the word "jugular". I was told that the course is a history course and not biology or health. It's like she hates me!" Kouga yelled and threw someone's shoes at the window and shattered it.

"Who do you have?" Kyuu asked, not affected by the broken window.

"Kimura," Kouga said with venom.

Kyuu sat up quickly. "Seriously? You have Kimura?"

"Yeah. What about her?" Kouga replied.

"Dude, she's the campus cougar! She does this all the time. She's had six relationships with students on campus," Kyuu said.

"Isn't she married?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yeah. But, she has a craving for younger blood. You should feel lucky, Kouga. You're the first freshman she's ever sunk her teeth into," Kyuu said. The dorm door opened. Ayame and Sango walked in with ice cream.

"Inuyasha, can I borrow your wallet?" Sango asked and liked her ice cream.

"Why?" he asked.

"I need to use it," she said and started looking through his things. Inuyasha got up and closed the drawer she was going through.

"No. You're just going to run up some bill," he said.

"Fine," she said giving him his wallet. He was confused as to when she got it. "I borrowed it a few days ago. I thought I should ask first, but I used it before I could ask."

Inuyasha took the wallet from her. She gave him the rest of the ice cream and continued searching through his things. Inuyasha tried to stop her, but she kept searching.

Kouga sat on his bed and Ayame joined him. She smiled at his frown.

"What's wrong?" Ayame asked.

"His history professor has a crush on him and is trying to get in his pants, but he won't let her. Now she's failing him," Kyuu said.

Ayame looked eerily calm, "So, switch classes."

"I can't. All the classes are filled," Kouga said. Ayame stood and got her bag. "Where are you going?"

"Don't worry about it," Ayame said and left.

SING, SING, SING~~ DANCE, DANE, DANCE~~ SING, SING, SING~~ DANCE, DANE, DANCE~~ SING, SING, SING~~ DANCE, DANE, DANCE~~

Kimiko sat at her desk in her office. Her air conditioner was magically fixed. She was finishing up some papers from her last class. A knock was heard on the door.

"Come in," she called.

Kimiko looked up. A girl with long, red hair walked in. She looked like a student, but Kimiko had never seen her before. The girl smiled.

"Hello, Sensei. I am Ayame," she said.

"Hello, Ayame. Is there something I can help you with?"

She sat down, "Yes, there is. I have a question. What is the University's policy on student-professor relationships?"

Kimiko froze, "Why would you ask a question like that?"

Ayame adjusted in her seat, "Because there are certain rumors going around the campus and I wanted to make sure that the University had a policy for such inappropriate behavior. And, I also wondered if you knew the policy."

"Yes, I believe the University does have a policy for those types of actions," Kimiko said. She narrowed her eyes at Ayame.

"What would be the consequences for those involved?"

"Well, the student would be expelled and the professor would be fired and gain a bad reputation. They also probably wouldn't be hired by any corporations that involve minors," Kimiko said.

"Thank you, Sensei. I'm glad you know that," Ayame said and stood.

"May I ask why you asked me in specifically, Ayame?" Kimiko asked.

"No reason, Sensei. Thanks again," Ayame said and left.

BAD ROMANCE~~ GAGA~~ BAD ROMANCE~~ GAGA~~ BAD ROMANCE~~ GAGA~~ BAD ROMANCE~~ GAGA~~

Sango hung up her cell phone for the fifth time. She was in her apartment in her bed. She had been trying to call Miroku all afternoon. He wasn't answering. She tried again.

Hello, this is Miroku's secretary. He's not answering right now so please leave a message. If you are a very attractive female- press 1. If you are an ex-girlfriend who wants more of "the good stuff"- press 2. If you are a family member- press 3. If you are a current girlfriend- press 485383048303930. Thanks you for calling. Do have a nice day.

She had to make Miroku change his greeting.

Sango put the phone down on her table and sighed. Where was he?

CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~ CRAZY IN LOVE~~

Kyuu sat at a table in Le Petite Coq. He had a date with some girl he met on campus. She seem normal enough when he met her, but when she came out at night…

Kyuu shivered. The girl came back to the table. She had an evil smile on her face.

"Show, how ish your life going on campush?" she asked. Yep, she had a huge ass pair of braces in her mouth that made her "s" sound like "sh". Kyuu had a collection of her spit gathering on his clothes.

"What'sh wrong?" she asked. Spit just flew and attacked Kyuu's cornea.

"I just remembered. I have to visit my sick grandmother tonight," Kyuu said, getting up.

"Don't go! We're jusht getting shtarted," she said and put a cherry in her mouth. She tried to eat it sexily, but it came out like a wild, hungry lion attacking a mouse…poor mouse.

"I really gotta go," Kyuu said and left before she could say anything else. Once he was safely I his car, he let out a breath he was holding. "How the hell do I get stuck with these girls?"

DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~ DÉJÀ VU~~

Inuyasha sat at his chair in the library. He was doing some reading and taking notes. He couldn't do it in his dorm. Kouga wouldn't shut up about his grades and Kyuu smelled like metal and spit.

He heard someone sit next to him, but he ignored them.

"Hi."

They were talking to him. Now he had to pay attention. He looked up. It was a girl. She looked like a sixteen-year-old. She smiled brightly. She somewhat reminded him of Kagome.

"Hello?" he asked.

"I'm Kat," she said.

"Okay?" he asked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Reading."

"That's not fun."

"Uh-huh," he said and looked back at his book. His phone vibrated on the table. Before he could reach for it, Kat had it in her hands. She read off a text to him.

"Have you seen Miroku? He's officially fallen of the face of the earth. It's from someone named Sango," she said. He took his phone from her and watched her weirdly. She smiled.

"Why are you there?" he asked.

"Because you smell nice," she said. He narrowed his eyes at her. "Is that your natural eye color?"

"Yeah. Okay, here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to leave and you are going to stay here," he said.

"Why?" she asked.

"Because I have to get open heart surgery. Bye, now," he said and left Kat alone.

When he got outside, he got out his phone to call Miroku. The guy really did seem to drop off the face of the earth. You never saw him and when you did he was different.

After three rings, Miroku picked up.

"Hello?"

"Dude, where are you?" Inuyasha asked.

"Sleeping. Well, I was."

"Don't you have class in an hour?"

"I'm skipping."

"Well, you should call Sango. She's worried about you."

"Sango will be fine. I'll call her later."

Before he could respond, Miroku hung up. He looked at the phone before cursing lightly. Miroku wasn't being the best guy right now. He was being a dick actually. He acted like he didn't care about anything anymore, Sango included.

"Hi!"

Inuyasha looked down and there was Kat. She was shorter than he gave her credit for.

"Didn't I tell you to stay in the library?" he asked.

"Yeah, but I got bored. Did you miss me?" she asked.

"How could I when I don't know you?"

"Don't be silly! We're best friends!" she said and dragged him away from the library.

DYNAMITE~~ LIGHT IT UP~~ DYNAMITE~~ LIGHT IT UP~~ DYNAMITE~~ LIGHT IT UP~~ DYNAMITE~~ LIGHT IT UP~~ DYNAMITE~~ LIGHT IT UP~~

Kyuu sat on his bed. He had just finished getting the remainder of spit out and off of his system. He watched as Kouga growled at his computer screen. The wolf was grumpy all the time recently. Kyuu smiled when an idea hit him.

"Hey here, Mr. Grumpy. Turn that frown upside down. Come on, give me a hug," Kyuu said.

"Get. Away. From. Me," Kouga said, lowly.

"Just one hug!" Kyuu said and tried to hug the wolf. They ended up running around the room, over beds, in closets, under beds,…

Inuyasha opened the door. He stopped when he saw his roommates "fun time".

"What the hell?" Inuyasha asked.

Kyuu and Kouga stopped running around instantly. Kyuu smiled, "Hey, dude. Come give me a hug."

"Don't touch me," Inuyasha said. Kat snuck up from behind him and walked into the room.

"Cool. It smells… not good," she said.

"Who is this?" Kyuu asked.

"I'm Kat," she said, "I'm Inuyasha's newest friend. He invited me over."

Inuyasha groaned. Now, he had to deal with Kyuu's constant teasing for the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Kat…

It seems Inuyasha has his own fan club!

What is going on with Miroku?

What will happen with Kimiko and Kouga?

Are you ever able to answer these questions correctly?