Inuyasha grumbled to himself. Sango was lightly hitting her head on the table.
"You're loosing brain cells," Kagome whispered.
"Don't care. Make her stop," Sango said and pointed to Mama Scorch.
"So, when you have a red ball and a blue ball, what do you get?" Mama Scorch asked.
A boy raised his hand. Mama Scorch pointed to him.
"A purple ball?" he answered.
"What are you stupid? You get a blue and red ball! Where the hell does purple come in! Your assignment is to read the next five chapters for Wednesday," Mama Scorch said. The class got up and exited the room. Sang held Inuyasha and Kagome back. They walked up to Mama Scorch's desk.
"Why are you here?" Sango hissed.
"Because your mother was worried about you two. She sent me to keep an eye on you. Being your professor is just a perk. Izayoi worries too much, but I suggest you guys read up. You're doing horribly in my class," Mama Scorch said.
"What the hell does red and blue balls have to do with Physics!" Sango asked.
"When you drop them, gravity happens. Duh. Now, I have another lecture to get to," Mama Scorch said and picked up her bags. She left them alone. Sango growled.
Sango growled as she read the next five chapters of her reading assignment.
"Damn, Mama Scorch. Fucking, gravity. Shitty, Physics," she grumbled.
"What up!"
Sango squealed as she put her hand on her heart. Her apartment that was with just her and Kilala was now filled with sweaty guys.
"What the hell!" Sango yelled. Inuyasha was raiding her fridge, Kouga was turning on the stereo, Kyuu was eating some chips and making a mess, Miroku was searching through the DVD's, and some guys she didn't know where throwing around soda cans to each other.
"Hey!" Sango yelled. They guys stopped and turned to her.
"Hey," Inuyasha replied and pulled an orange juice carton out of the fridge.
One guy in the back (where she couldn't see him) wolf whistled. She looked at her clothes. It was a lacy green camisole she took from Ayame and white jean shorts.
"Sango, put some clothes on, Dammit," Inuyasha said and put his mouth to the carton. Sango pulled it away from him.
"What the hell are you doing here?" she asked with fire in her eyes.
"Calm down, babe. We were just playing football. We men need nourishments," Miroku said and hugged Sango from behind.
"And you guys have a fully socked kitchen," Kouga added.
"You can't raid our apartment!" Sango yelled.
The door to the apartment opened and closed. Girl's voices were heard.
"-And I was telling him to calm the hell down. It wasn't that big of a deal. It was just a number," Kagome said. She and Kagome walked into the living room and stopped.
"What the hell are all of you doing here?" Ayame asked. The girls looked around their apartment. Dirt was on the clean carpets and the smelly guys were stinking up the apartment.
"They came her and won't leave," Sango said. Inuyasha took the orange juice back from Sango and began drinking again.
"Are you raiding our fridge?" Kagome asked Inuyasha. She took the carton from him and glared.
"What?" he asked and hugged her.
"You guys went to the beach without me?" Sango asked, noticing their attire. Ayame was in a purple halter top bikini and shorts combo and purple flip-flops and white sunglasses. Kagome was in a white bikini with whit see-through sarong and white flip-flops.
"We were going to invite you, but you were still made at Mama Scorch so we just didn't?" Ayame said.
"Sorry," Kagome said. Sango glared.
"RUN!" Ayame yelled and she and Kagome dashed out of the apartment.
"Inuyasha, I want you and your sweaty friends out, now!" Sango yelled.
"Awww, look who's getting mad. So cute," Inuyasha said and pinched her cheek. Sango smacked his hand away.
Some of the guys sat on the couch and were browsing through the channels. Others were exploring the apartment. Kouga and Inuyasha were throwing a football around.
"Whoa, dude!" a guy said as he came out the hallway with Ayame's pink lace baby doll night gown in his hands. "How do I look?" he asked and held it up to his body.
Sango turned when she heard a crash. A picture of her, Kagome, and Ayame was broken and on the floor. Kilala came next to Sango.
"You guys!…Hello! Are you listening to me!" Sango yelled.
Roar.
Everyone stopped when Kilala roared loudly. Sango looked at everyone.
"In want all of you out of the apartment before I get ugly! I swear, all your asses will be mine!" Sango threatened.
Inuyasha approached his sister with his hands up in mock surrender, "Sango,"
"Stay away from me, Inuyasha," Sango warned. He came closer. Sango reached under the table next to the couch and pulled out a stick. She shook it and it extended. She looked ready to kill. "You guys have five seconds to grab your nut sacks and leave before I cut them off."
Everyone was out in three.
Sango threw the weapon on the ground and plopped onto the ground. She looked around the apartment. It was a mess.
"Guys are so gross and destructive," Sango said. Kilala mewed in response.
Kagome and Ayame were getting back in Ayame's car. If they couldn't stay in their apartment, they'd head back t the beach. They'd left earlier than they'd wanted anyway.
"Hey!"
They turned and saw a swarm of testosterone coming towards them. Kagome panicked.
"Get in!" Kagome yelled. She and Ayame were in the car and were almost closing their door when they were yanked out. They were being suspended in mid-air by their boyfriends.
"Damn," Ayame said.
"So close," Kagome said.
"Why are you here?" Ayame asked.
"Sango kicked us out," Inuyasha answered.
"What do you expect? You came in and raided the apartment when she was trying to study," Kagome said. Inuyasha put her down and she dusted off her clothes.
"Where are you two going?" Kouga asked. Kagome looked at Ayame. Ayame smiled nervously.
"Out," Ayame replied.
Bye!" Kagome said and pecked Inuyasha on the lips. They were in the car and off before anyone could say anything.
"Hey dude. Id you and Kagome break up, can I ask her out?" a guy asked Inuyasha.
"If you do, you lose your left nut sack," Inuyasha said and patted him on the back.
Kagome and Ayame drove down the highway at a fast pace. They were taking a vacation very early in the school year.
"I'm glad I set Kouga's professor straight. Can't have old, used up parts after what's mine," Ayame said.
"Hah! Well said, Ayame. Have you heard of someone named Kat?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah. She's Inuyasha's latest fan. She's a bit of a stalker," Ayame said.
"Should I be worried?" Kagome asked.
"Not really. She doesn't seem dangerous. I've talked to her. She's more of the admire from afar type, but she came out of her corner and won't go back."
"What if he denies her and then she undergoes this complete makeover and she steals Inuyasha from me?" Kagome asked.
"Now, you're being ridiculous. Inuyasha's like your obedient puppy. He wouldn't do anything to upset you in any way. If he did, he'd have to deal with me, Sango, his mother, his grandmother, his father, your father- who already doesn't like him-, your mother, your grandfather, your bro-"
"Okay! I get it! He has a lot of people to deal with," Kagome said. Kagome sat back and sighed. What was she worried about? Some crazy stalker chick? So, Inuyasha had a raving fan? When didn't he? All that matter was that out of all them screaming for him, she'd be the loudest and the only one he heard…
Kagome's feeling slightly insecure…
Mama Scorch can't teach to save her life!
Sango's feeling VERY stressed…
What will happen next chapter?