Chapter 35!
A/N: I wrote this a while ago so, I'm not sure if it's written as well. I was planning on not having Jack come back until this Chapter, but I put him in the last one. I apologize if this doesn't make sense.
Also, it's Jack' 21st Birthday.
Martha said that she had some "business" to take care of. So, she let Yusei and his friends have the party for Jack's 21st Birthday.
However, only Crow and Jack were coming over, since Mina and Trudge had a "top secret" crime to solve.
We pick it up a little over an hour before the party.
"Did you make the cake," Yusei asked Akiza.
"Yep, his favorite. White cake with white frosting."
She shows them the cake.
"Boring," Leo shouted, "But it is still cake."
"Well, Jack does love the color white," Yusei noted.
"Is he going to be as fun and happy like that one time or is he going to be uptight and cranky?" Leo asked.
"Probably cranky," Yusei noted.
"Aww man! That one time was so fun," Luna said.
"Yeah, if he wasn't telling secrets about you," Yusei thought.
Suddenly, Crow came rushing in to the house.
"Well, here I am," he shouted.
"Hey Crow," Yusei said.
Crow wasn't listening.
"Hey there you pretty thing," he said to Akiza.
Akiza gave him an annoyed look.
Crow spots Akiza holding the cake.
"Hey! I didn't know it was your Birthday. I could have gotten you a gift."
Akiza puts the cake on the table.
"It can't be found in any store," he said slyly, "And it's in my pants..."
She finally snaps.
Akiza gives him a firm slap on the face. She then pulls him by the ears to Yusei's room, where they won't be heard.
She shuts the door and pins him up next to it.
"Listen you pervert! I've already got a boyfriend and even if I didn't have one, I certainly wouldn't pick you!"
"Well, I'm just playing it cool babe," he tried to say.
She slaps him again.
"I don't want to be your girlfriend and I never will be! So stop bothering me and go look at your dirty magazines for a girl!"
She storms out.
"Jeesh, what's her problem," he said.
Akiza goes to the kitchen, takes a few deep breaths and calms down.
"That felt good," she thought.
A little while later, Jack pulls up on his runner. Crow hears him and quickly ran over everyone to get out the door to greet him.
"Hey Jack! Happy Birthday," Crow said.
"Yeah, what of it?"
"I got you two Birthday gifts! Here's the first one!"
He shows him a plastic water bottle, but the inside was red.
"What's this," he asked.
"It's "Raspberry Ice Tea" in a bottle. I know how much you like raspberry things."
Jack tastes it.
"Wow this does taste good. Do you have any more?"
"Uh, let's get through the first one before we go to any more."
"Sounds fair enough," Jack replied.
As Jack put away his helmet, Crow laughed quietly to himself.
"This is going to be fun," he thought.
Jack came in and everyone greeted him.
They all sat down and Leo was the first to note Jack's "ice tea."
"Hey Jack is that the same bottle you had last time," Leo asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Jack asked, "What bottle?"
He takes a big sip.
"Man Crow where did you get this ice tea," he asked, "It's awesome!"
"Ice tea?" Akiza asked.
Everyone, but Jack, turns to him.
Crow just smiled.
"It's one of my presents," Crow said.
Jack finished the bottle.
"Okay," Jack said. He then noticed Crow's face was red from Akiza's slaps.
"Hey Crow, what, what happened to you? You, you look like you were beat up by a monkey or something."
"Monkey," Leo blurted.
"Ugh, no there was no monkey," Crow said.
Crow looks at Akiza, but Akiza sticks her nose up at him.
"Hey I can be a monkey," Leo shouted.
He got on the floor and started acting and sounding like a monkey.
Luna's face turned red.
"Leo, you're embarrassing us," Luna shouted.
"See! Crow! Everyone! Look! It's a green monkey! Hey, I, I got to catch that thing man," Jack said.
"What," Leo asked. He stood up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
whoa...whoa man! That monkey just like...disappeared!" Jack said.
Leo looks around and then starts to act like a monkey again.
"Look, there it is man! I'm, I'm going to go talk to it!"
Jack get on his knees and approaches Leo.
"Do, do you speak monkey, monkey dude?"
"Oh, oh," Leo said, nodding his head.
"Well, see, see, see, I'm top monkey! So, you go to do as, as I say. Monkey, roll over."
Leo looks confused and then rolls over.
"Whoa dudes! I, I, I just taught the monkey a trick! Okay, monkey, sit."
Leo doesn't sit.
"No, no, monkey, sit."
Leo still doesn't sit.
"Okay watch me," Jack said.
He tries to sit, but falls over.
Everyone laughs.
Leo stands up.
"Okay, the, the green monkey dude's gone, so we all got to play some games," Jack said.
"We didn't have any games planned," Akiza said.
"We got to, to, to, find some games. I mean, mean, a party without games, is a party with not a game."
Everyone looks at Jack.
"Jack? Are you feeling all right," Yusei asked.
"Sure Yusei, my boy," Jack says as he wraps an arm around him.
"My boy?"
"Yeah, boy dude, do we still have Twister? We played that twisty thing when we were growing up."
"Okay," Yusei said, "I'll go look for it."
A minute later, Yusei comes back with the game.
"Who wants to spin," Yusei asked.
"I will," Crow said.
A few turns later...
"Okay, left hand on green," Crow said.
Leo puts his hand on green.
"I got this one," Jack said.
He puts his hand on Leo's head.
"Jack, that's your right hand," Leo said, "And I'm NOT green."
"Whoopsie doodle," Jack says.
He shoves his left hand into Leo's head.
"Okay," Crow said, "Right hand on red."
Everyone, but Jack put their hand on the red circle.
Jack put his hand on Akiza's head.
"Ow, Jack! Let go," Akiza yelled.
"No way, because then I'll lose!"
Then next turn was right hand green.
Somehow, everyone put their hands on it, but Jack put his on Luna's head.
"Jack! Let go," Luna cried.
"Welcome to the club," Leo shouted.
The next turn was right foot red.
Everyone puts their foot on red. Jack, meanwhile had different ideas.
Yusei had a little red on the back of his shirt and Jack put his foot on it. Yusei fell over and so did Leo, Luna, and Akiza.
"All right! I win," Jack slurred, "I'm the twisty, Mc. Twist Twist Twisty champion!"
Leo, Luna, Yusei, and Akiza groaned.
"Lets have cake," Akiza said.
They all got up and got to the table.
"Okay, I'll go and get the candles and knife," Yusei said.
"I'll get the plates and forks," Akiza said.
They went and got the items they needed.
They lit the candles and sang Happy Birthday.
"Okay Jack, blow out the candles," Yusei said.
Jack wasn't paying attention. He was looking at Crow.
"Okay," Jack said. He stood up and got closer to Crow.
Jack closed his eyes and inhaled.
"Jack, what are you doing?" asked Crow.
He then blew into Crow's hair.
"Jack! What were you thinking?" Crow asked.
"A talking Birthday Cake! Just what I wanted," Jack yelled, "Aww man! The candles are still going! I'll have to try again!"
He blows in his hair again.
"Eww, Jack! I could feel spit in there," Crow whined.
"Dang! They still are going! I'll get some water."
He takes a bowl from the sink and fills it full of water.
"No, Jack don't," Crow yelled.
He tries to run away.
"Come back talking Birthday Cake! I need to get your candles out!"
Crow runs and then finally gets trapped into a corner of the kitchen.
Jack throws the water on him and hits him right on the head.
Crow looks gloomy and is soaking wet.
"All right! I got you talking Birthday Cake!"
Crow goes to dry off.
Then, everyone eats cake.
Once everyone was done eating, Crow approached Jack.
"Here's my second present," Crow said.
It was another bottle.
"All right man! More tea," Jack said.
He opened it and then spilled some of it.
"Whoopsie doodle," he cried.
He tried to whip some of it off.
"Let's play another game," Jack suggested.
"What about presents," Akiza asked.
"I don't need presents," Jack said.
"Ugh, should we play "pin the tail on the donkey," Leo asked.
"Leo, that's so childish," Luna said.
"No way man," Jack said. He pointed at Luna.
"I'm a girl," Luna noted.
"Yeah, whatever man," Jack said.
Yusei had spotted a piece of cardboard next to the recycle. He then went and got a marker and some tape.
"I guess I'll draw it," Yusei said.
He drew a donkey, not well, but it was as best as he could. They hung it on the wall in the living room.
Akiza got a sock and they used it as a blindfold. She also got stockings. They attached some tape and used them as tails.
They first spun Leo and he missed by a mile.
Then Luna came up and it was on the donkey's leg.
Yusei went and got it on it's back.
Crow's landed it's on it's head.
Akiza was the closest, and landed on it's upper thigh.
Then it was Jack's turn.
"Well, let's turn him," Yusei said.
"I don't think he needs to be turned," Leo said, "He already looks dizzy from turning everyone else."
They turned him and Jack made it sound like it was the funnest thing ever.
"Whee! I'm on a merry-go-round! Wheeeeeeeeeeee," he screamed.
They stopped turning, but Jack kept spinning.
"I'm a flying tornado," he shouted.
He tried to walk, but bounced of the kitchen table. He then came back and bonked into the couch. He then came towards everyone.
As they tried to get out of the way, Jack tripped, knocked everyone over, and stuck the pin the closest to the "tail area."
Jack then took off the sock and jumped up and down.
"I'm the winner of the tail-on-the-whatever that thing Yusei drew is," he shouted.
"Hey," Yusei shouted.
"See, this reminds me of the first time I won something. It was, like, 5 seconds ago. There were these losers that were losers, because they lost!"
"Okay, Jack, time to go," Crow said, "I'll take you home on my runner. Just don't fall off."
He slowly pushes Jack towards the door.
"We can't go yet! I'm not done talking about how great I am," he shouted.
"Yeah, yeah," Crow said, "You're great all right!"
They walk out.
Leo, Luna, Akiza, and Yusei laughed.
A/N: Sorry if this Chapter's not funny! It might be due to the fact that I read it a bunch of times to make sure it still fit the story.