Disclaimer: Not me. Amano Akira

Day 2

New Kids

Giotto had a problem with it that his little guy wanted to go to the Kindergarten, so badly. He really did not enjoyed it to be tossed away like... like the old teddy bear that Tsuna loved so much for the first two years of his life and after that he loathed the poor bear with his Dying Will. He did tried to explain and Giotto concluded he hatred that bear because that bear moved somehow and scared poor baby Tsuna for life. But what the small brunet did not knew, was that Giotto was jealous over the teddy bear, because his precious son had to cuddle with it more than himself.

So, it wasn't his fault. At all! After Tsuna told it him, the parent kept a straight face and burned the bear, while inside he smiled with gusto at the ash of the teddy bear. He won. Giotto sighed at the memory. He did not wanted to end like the bear. Not that he would be burnt, but tossed away by his beloved son. The Vongola Boss mentally cried as the driver announced that they arrived at the Kindergarten entrance.

The driver opened the door and the small brunet jumped out of the car, while Giotto slowly and gracefully excited the car, just like how a mafia boss would, but a bit more like a serious but deflated business CEO. His eyes never left his sons petite frame. He wanted to stay with him and protect him from all kinds of danger. He really did wanted to wail in front of his son and beg him not to go inside that evil Kindergarten. Yes, he deemed this Kindergarten evil because that building pulled his beloved and precious son from him. Plus, he had no further distraction from his paperwork. G made sure he would only leave his office for bringing his child to and from the Kindergarten. Anything else was not allowed. He wasn't allowed to get something to drink either. Let alone to go to the bathroom. Giotto had to ask his childhood friend for permission first.

"Gio-tan, I'll-"

"No, please call me Papa, Tsu-kun" interrupted the blond male his precious baby. He scooped Tsuna into his arms and rubbed his face into the smaller ones mob of hair. The small brunet squealed, giggled and trashed around in his arms. After a while the four year old squirmed a bit to be in a better position in his papas arms and wrapped his tiny arms around the older males neck affectionately. Being content with this position Giotto wanted to get inside the car and have his son for himself. Yes, he was an obsessive father and he did not deny it in any way! He loved his Tsu-kun! But before he could show his affection to his son even more a voice interrupted his euphoria. Being free and having no paperwork to do this day. He would use his day off in stalk- well, supervising his child, just without his notice! He just ignored the voice who called him for the third time. Tsuna blinked his big brown orbs at his daddy. He was strange again then the small brunet turned towards the one who had called his father for a while now.

"Hello uncle G!" The man snatched Tsuna from Giottos arms because, his friend was having a nosebleed with kinda creepy dreamy eyes and he did not wanted Tsuna to see him like that. The boy just 'eep'ed and widen his eyes but did nothing more. He knew that his uncle G was a friend of his papa, so he was his friend too the boy assumed. Furthermore, he was Gokudera-kuns papa. Just then the silver haired boy popped up beside G. "Hello, Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna said in happy voice with his ever so gentle benign smile. Like awoken from a trance Giotto hasty glared hard at his right hand man. "Why?" was his only demand and looked down to his child happily talking to the son of his friend. G shrugged and said: "You had some creepy aura like some creepy fan-boy and I would assume that Alaude or his kid to want arrest you or something like that. You should be at least act like an adult." Giotto tugged his suit and smoothed his pants, stood tall and straight as he then said in a determined but calm voice. "Fine, you want me to act like an adult, you get it, G!" G rose an eyebrow at his friend and waited. Taking his silence as a sign to continue Giotto then said in a flat tone: "I'll take a day off!" G's eyes widen as Giotto just walked off and somehow took the children with him. The gate of the Kindergarten opened and again the children rushed inside while the adults just stared and waved good bye. G was worried for Tsuna's safety. He just sighed, because he knew he could not stop his friend in his stalking-mode.

A young man sat in his office and have gone through some paper he had received this morning. He would be having new children from not so far and they must arrived this morning but he did not have seen any of them. Might be the traffic jam or something like this. Like he cared if the children were here or not. He had enough fun with the Vongola kids. In the report it stated that the Kindergarten of them exploded as well. Bermuda thought about it and came to the conclusion it might be some unfortunate concidence. Yes, it must be a concidence nothing else would make sense, but then again what in his life actually made sense?

Life was good, Bermuda sighed contently and enjoyed his morning coffee. He did told the other Vindice that he had open that freaking Kindergarten to build an alliance with the Vongola to defeat that damned Checkerface, but what he truly wanted was to piss his team off. Why? Well, he did not liked the prison very much and it was boring in there. He actually was a fan of sweets and coffee and much more normal things than being in a prison and watch the criminals and stuff like that, plus he enjoyed good humor! Well, he was in this small body after all and he could allow himself to enjoy life and not only devote himself into hunting down this danmed Checkerface guy! Of course he wanted revenge for turning him into this ugly small being he is, but well, there were other things to enjoy. Like the one the he really did enjoyed was how Jaeger pulled a face after he came from his first day as a caretaker in the Kindergarten. Oh, how he loved it when Jack had his hair burned by some brats. Now, he had a new Afro. Bermuda remembered how he praised his new looks and laughed like a madman. It was a wonderful way to start a day by remembering those hilarious things. Yes, he was ready for the day. He walked to the front gate and opened the door for the waiting children.

He knew Alejandro was at the back entrance, waiting for the part-timers he had for him. Bermuda smirked at the memory who applied to work part-time in this Kindergarten. He would make Alejandro suffer good. The children mistook his smirk as a deformed smile and greeted him with their sweet voices "Good morning, Bermuda-tan!" the chimed happily at him and ran inside. Bermuda followed them and waited for Alejandro and his part-timers.

Alejandro stood at the back entrance from the Kindergarten and waited for today's part-timer. Today was a special day for the Kindergarten, because kids from another town came here. Bermuda hadn't told him from where but he was sure Bermuda and he would need help with taking care of even more children. Jack and Jaeger were pretty exhausted when they came back to their apartment with just the Vongola brats. Alejandro decided he would be the genius out of the whole Vindice. Yes, he had a plan. He would not fail like the other too, because he was a genius after all! He would not take care of some snotty brats. He would lean back and just let the new part-timer do the work for him.

He already saw a car parked and two people exited the car. Somehow he knew those people. "Gingerbread!" his eyes' widen and his heart dropped when he saw the other person "well, Ginger bread..." Gingerbread and Ginger bread were under his control and well, he did not wanted these two to take care of those brats because he had to clean up their mess they caused and he knew what people those two were. He sighed and faceplamed. "Well, can't be picky, right?" The two dolls of Alejandro grinned mischievously to each other. They would have fun with the children and their master.

As the caretaker said those words he remembered that another part-timer were coming this afternoon to make lunch for the children. Alejandro had just to survive until noon with those chaotic people. Fine, he would do his best in surviving this shitty day as the best caretaker of all Vindices!

Alejandro made his way back to the inside of the Kindergarten with Gingerbread and Ginger bread. They seemed a bit off in his opinion but he didn't gave much attention to them. "Just behave and try not to kill the brats, we still need them alive!" he warned his new co-workers. They just nodded and quietly followed him until the reached the main entrance where Alejandro already saw the brats. He sighed again. He guessed that Jaeger and Jack had to sigh very much too. When the children saw him they ran to him but stopped halfway. "Hi, kids" the black haired male said and waved a bit. "Come here and I'll introduce you to these two. The funny thing is they have the same name but the are written differently." The children nodded shyly. The first one who said something was G's kid, Gokudera Hayato. "Fat she-male!" the boy said and pointed at Ginger bread. Mukuro and Hibari smirked at that comment, Shoichi and Spanner weren't really listening and were already typing on their own laptops while exchanging new found parts for their machines. These two were best friends and one would not seen without the other. They were both adopted by the genius Giannini. Sure, the blond was a bit eccentric and the other one was a bit too shy but they never had problems with the other Vongola kids, because they were all family.

On Ginger breads head popped a vein and he was clearly not a female! Okay, he had some male-breast, but that does not meant he was a freaking woman! "Hey, kid!" Ginger bread closed the distant between him and that brat "Call me she-male again and I'll personally castrate you and stitch a fucking pussy on your head!" Gokudera looked up to the slightly oversized man with a pink apron and gave him a glare. He was about to say something and then a sweet voice interrupted him. "Ehhh, are you our new caretaker?" asked the sweet voice of Kyoko, the four year old sister of Sasagawa Ryohei. The attention turned towards the girl who was wearing a white dress with blue dots. Gingerbread walked over to the angelic looking girl, squatted down and said in a innocent voice: "Naah, not really. The both of us are just part-timers, but be sure you'll have fun with us." The taller male indicate the other to bring the children to the play room. Alejandro who stood there just watched the two and shrugged when Tsuna tugged his pant leg to stop Gokudera. He couldn'T careless when that brat had a pussy on his head, at least he wasn't dead. Yet.

But he guessed that Bermuda would not be pleased when one of the children was harmed in any way. So, the male in the pink apron with the logo of the Kindergarten and his name strolled over to Ginger bread and pulled him away from the bad mannered boy.

Time passed really quick as the children never stopped to bug Alejandro and threw some paint, poop and somehow they managed to take down Ginger bread. That part-time caretaker was now in the Namimori Hospital with the other Gingerbread. Alejandro thought it was either Gokudera, Mukuro or Hibari's doing, but he didn't cared. Less choas makers. But first of all, he had to wash off his pants. They did smelled badly after Lambo's poop attack. The brat said he wouldn't let anyone of the Vindice to change his diapers. That brat wailed loudly and the ran trough the whole changing room and dirtied just... well, everything. After that inciedent nobody has gotten his diaper changed, because the smell was just too much to endure.

Corzart knocked on the Kindergartens door and waited with seven kids. He looked down and smile encouragly at them and then finally someone opened the door. It was a rather young looking boy with a gray apron. The logo from the Kindergarten and a name tag. "Hello, you must be Shimon-san" the boy greeted him with a over-friendly smile. His face looked somewhat creepy, which caused small, gloomy Enma hid behind Adel. Julie just smiled back at the creepy man and hoped there would be some cute girls in this Kindergarten to hit on. "No need to be so polite," Corzart looked on the name tag "Bermuda-san. Just call me Corzart" Bermuda just nodded and then lead the children inside. Enma sniffed a bit and Corzart bent down to give his son a pat and said in a small voice only for Enma to hear: "Be strong, Enma. Daddy loves you." With that the two of them parted and the scrawny four year old waved weakly at the leaving for. Adel came to his side and smiled at him. Bermuda lead the children inside the Kindergarten. He clapped his hand to get the other children attention.

All of the children looked curiously at the new comers and some of them eyed them with annoyance, namely Hibari and Mukuro. "This are your new playmates, be nice to them!" Bermuda just said and let them to introduce themselves.

The first who started was Koyo Aoba a boy with green hair while wearing a shirt with a cardigan. "Koyo, Aoba, 6, in the end!" The Vongolas raised their eyebrow at the strange 'in the end' ending but said nothing. The next was Rauji Ooyama a big kid who seemed somewhat scary but Lambo got bored and attacked him. Surprised by the sudden attack, Rauji caught the younger boy and smiled at him, willing to forgive him. "Okay! From now on you are Lambo-san's slave!" the afro kid decided and ran off with the new kid who missed his chance to introduce himself, but he didn't minded at all. Tsuna curiously looked to the kid who hid behind the scary looking girl and smiled his best smile at him. Enma caught that smile and it gave him a bit courage to introduce himself. So, he stepped a bit forward and introduced himself with a such a small voice that not everyone understood his name. Even Alejandro had his problems to understand that brat, but he did not pushed that kid to introduce himself again because he just wanted his peace and finally had it for a bit.

"Screw the introduction to the extreme!" the loud voice of Ryohei boomed through the room and pulled one of the new kids – unluckily Aoba – and forced him into a playful match of speed drawing. It ended with a broken front door. Just don't ask how. It happened so fast that neither Bermuda nor Alejandro notice what the hell was going on. When Ryohei pulled Aoba along with him he knocked the small redhead over, which was ready to cry in any minute. Tears threaten to fall from his ruby eyes as a smooth voice reached him "Are you alright?" asked the voice and then small Enma remembered what his daddy said to him "Be strong, Enma. Daddy loves you." With that the boy with the pair of dungarees stood up, dusted his knees and rubbed his eye's with his small hands. Enma looked to the boy with the blue hoodie with an 27 and a brown jeans. He had friendly eyes and Enma nodded at him. "My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi. My papa is from Italy but he moved to Japan and I took mama's after name!" Enma raised an eye brow "After name? I think you mean surname" At this the brown haired boy giggled and scratched his head. "Well, I think you are right..."

The two of them shared a laugh. To Gokudera's chagrin his beloved 'Juudaime' was having fun without him and that got the silver haired four year old pretty pissed. He needed to vent his anger and chooses Alejandro to be his punching sack. The boy charged at the caretaker and to Alejandro's surprise the other children joined Gokudera in beating him. There goes his plan of having a coffee and some snack.

Bermuda enjoyed the sight what was before him. Alejandro was being beaten by some toddlers and he actually tried to defend himself while screaming bloody murder. Bermuda just laughed harder at him and being the sadistic ass he is, but not for long. The children saw him doing nothing but standing at the door and observing them. It was Hibari who notice it first and said: "For not helping your fellow and being a herbivore, I'll bite you to death."

Bermuda gluped.

Corzart casually strolled out of the Kindergarten when he had done all the papers for Enma to stay in this Kindergarten, he seemed to enjoy the new Kindergarten much more than the one he had visited before it exploded overnight. Just like the other Namimori Kindergarten incident. He had no clue if it was a coincidence or a plan from someone. As he was ready to get in his car he noticed someone suspicious around the Vendicare Kindergarten. He neared that man and blinked in surprise as he did realized to whom that mob of golden hair belonged to. Unruly, uncombable and definetly defying gravity. It was his old friend Giotto from Italy who just moved to Japan.

Corzart looked at his friend, who were standing behind a tree while holding a pair of binoculars. "Ehhh... Giotto? What are you doing here?" The red haired man asked his childhood buddy. "Shhh!" hushed Giotto his friend without facing him. "I am trying to see what my baby is doing." Corzart arched an eyebrow. "So, you're stalking your son in Kindergarten?" That caught the blonds attention and he finally turned towards his red haired friend. "What?! I am NOT stalking my Tsuna!" said the Vongola Boss flabbergasted. "You sure, you are not?" Corzart drawled a bit and then chuckled as Giotto looked like a kicked puppy. Giotto pouted as he said "Am not..."

"Anyway, what are you doing here?" Giotto wondered why his old friend would be at a Kindergarten. "Bringing my son to Kindergarten, duh!" replied the redhead matter-of-factly. "But why are you so late?" Giotto asked.

"Traffic jam." Corzart answered like it was the answer to anything and snatched the binoculars from Giottos hands. Then he pushed him a bit away to see better.

"Ohhhhh! There is my Enma..." Corzart squealed like the proud father he was "oh... and he is beating up some other children. Hey! That one looks like G's! Go Enma, show him what your daddy taught you! That's my boy!" he commented as he still watched the children inside of the Kindergarten. "H-hey! These are mine! Give them back to me!" Giotto notice that his binoculars are missing and then he tried to get his binoculars back to supervise his precious son. He was so not stalking, unlike a certain redhead, who stole his binoculars to stalk his son from afar!

Inside of the Kindergarten Tsunas Hyper Intuition poked his head non-stop and he felt a bit dizzy. Something just told him that he were not exactly in danger, but that he was watched by someone. That strange feeling left when his new friend Enma threw his tiny fist at Gokudera-kun, who already pulled his mini dynamites out of his pocket. Why they threw punches at each other was a misunderstanding when Enma said he would be Tsuna best man for his wedding. Tsuna wasn't even old enough to get married to anyone and here they were planning the wedding. Well, they played anyway.

"No! Don't throw them!" Small Tsuna cried out and hasted forward to his silver haired friend to stop him.

Another time where Alejandro had to stop the children from destroying the whole building was when Bermuda said to Yamamoto that Tsuna was in trouble, because Enma wanted him for himself and kidnap his best friend. The naive, good-natured boy, became furious after hearing that and started to run berserk and destoryed anyone and anything that crossed his way. Chromes Mukurowl included, which made the gitl cried loudly and annoyed the bad tempered prefect of the Kindergarten. His lust for blood grew and attacked Bermuda again.

Luckily lunch time arrvied and the new part-timer came. The woman looked at the children and saw her much younger brother. "Hayato?" Gokudera looked up to the woman and his eyes' widen.

"Aneki."

The boy looked up to his sister and asked her in silence what she was doing here. "I am here for the job of course!" The woman answered him. She looked around and saw two beaten caretakers. "Ehhh... what happened here?"

"Ah, just a bit of... well, Vongola and Shimon..." Alejandro said and stood again. He dusted his apron and his pants. Then he actually smiled at her, which crept out a lot of children. Tsuna, Enma and Gokudera sat together, while Yamamoto was dealing with a clam collection that he had found in the presidents room. Yamamoto showed the collection to the others and everyone was excited about the pretty clams. Alejandro ignored the children a bit and led the female co-worker in the kitchen and let some of the children to be with her to prepare lunch for them all.

Alejandro sighed for the nth time for today and he had the feeling that the other knew this feeling. He was sure of it and somehow it made him feel better to know that he wasn't the only one had to suffer. He looked around the room and found all of the room half-way destoryed. What the heck just happened? Well, he could understand that Mukuro and that brat Hibari had their own ways but what was wrong with that Gokudera brat? He just attacked him and not that scrawny Enma brat. Wasn't he the one he should be beating up? Well, life seemed to hate him or Bermuda hated him. He wasn't so sure anymore. He knew that Bermuda dude was a bit crazy but well.

Let it go, let it go

Yes, now he was so crazy to copy that movie for children and that song. Damn, it suited his feelings so good at the moment. He would let go of his anger and despair.

And know what? He did not care in the slightest about the children or Bermuda he would have his fucking coffee!

Alejandro entered the kitchen and smelled something delicious. He guessed that it was a good decision to hire a female co-worker who actually could deal with children, unlike Gingerbread and Ginger bread. Bianchi came out with the children and served all the dishes at the table. The children came running and sat down to eat. "Want a coffee?" asked Alejandro and Bianchi just nodded at the man. He strolled into the kitchen and horror filled his stomach. What in heavens name just happened in this kitchen. Bowls were mixed with purple and green liquid and broccoli was covered with a jelly. It looked like a bomb of food just exploded inside the kitchen. Yup, he wouldn't clean this shit! At least Bianchi actually made something normal and not something like... this. He guessed it was just the children who fooled around, but boy was he wrong. Alejandro brewed the coffee and wondered where Bermuda was. He would miss lunch, but what Alejandro didn't knew was that Bermuda knew who he hired and what she could do to the children and his staff, but he thought it was funny to poison his staff.

Well, after the lunch everyone was knocked out, Alejandro included. That was how Alejandro and the kids spend the nap time.

Just knocked out cold. While everyone was out, Bianchi left the Kindergarten and took her pay from Bermudas room.

At the afternoon came Bermuda woke up in a rigid mood, because his arching head. They actually beated him into coma. What the hell was wrong with the whole 'bite you to death'-thing that boy had? He never knew that children could be so violent To his chagrin, life wasn't good anymore if he looked at the bruises on his body and the stack of paper. All of them were report about destoryed sttuff. What just happened? Did he suffered Alzheimer?He was just about well... he did not even counted how old he was anymore but he knew that he did not was that old. He passed out about an hour and Alejandro managed to destory the half Kindergarten? He needed a day off. Quick. Like starting tomorrow.

But first he needed to take care of the building and everything else. He sat down on his chair and gone through the papers. The broken front door, he could deal with it doing some paper, no problem. Destroyed kitchen by the female part-timer, destoryed playroom by a certain silver haired Vongola kid, the changing room with the smell of poop with a touch of puke. Yes, he could make the other to clean up the mess, but the others had their day off and Alejandro still suffered from the Poison Cooking, so he would clean everything. No problem.

But it was not okay to destroy his most precious collection of clams!

Well, Karma was a bitch afterall.

Tbc

If you enjoyed chapter 2 of Vendicare Kindergarten, you might like to leave a rewiew. If you did not enjoyed it... well, still can't give you back your time.

Gingerbread and Ginger bread are not the same person! Alejandro had two dolls!

To pinpoint all of the characters I had to look up the KHR wikia, that is why I took a bit longer, but I hope you don't actually mind.