A/N: Chapter 41!
Sorry for the delay!
I really debated on the type of language used in this Chapter.
WARNING: SEXUAL REFERENCES! Plus, information about sex. You've been warned!
This made me uncomfortable writing, because I'm worried what people will think of me.
If you don't like it, I apologize.
Leo looked at what Yusei had laid in front of him.
He picked it up and the smiled.
"All right Yusei! I've never seen a brown balloon before!"
"Leo, it's not a balloon. It's a..."
"I better blow it up!"
He tries to blow it up, but Yusei takes it from him.
"It's not a balloon," he said, "It's a condom."
"A condom?"
"Yes, it's used to prevent a pregnancy. Men put it on their well...man part, to help lower the chance of pregnancy."
"Are you going to use it with Akiza?" Leo asked excitedly.
"No way," he said strongly, "We both want to wait until we're ready and that won't be for a number of years."
Leo looked upset.
"Now, I want to review how sex occurs," Yusei said, "So you can get a better grade on your test."
He takes off his gloves and sets them in his pocket.
He got up and looked around the freezer.
He grabbed a hot dog and then went over to the bread. He took a bun out of the bag.
"Yusei, we just had hot dogs the other night," Leo noted.
"I know, but this will help," he said as he sat down.
"See, the hot dog, is the male's part and the bun, is the woman's part."
"Now, when a man reaches a point, the man will release sperm into the woman. Then, the sperm..."
"Wait, what's the sperm in your diagram?" Leo asked.
"Uh..."
Yusei looked over and went to the fridge again. He grabbed the ketchup and mustard.
"Okay, the man will release the ketchup."
He puts ketchup on the top of the hot dog.
Some of it spills onto his hand.
"Whoops," Leo said.
Yusei licked it off.
He then puts a dab of mustard on the bun.
"The mustard is the woman's egg."
"Now, if the ketchup reaches the egg and mix with the mustard, then, a baby will start to form."
He moves the ketchup up the bun, with his finger, and then mixes some of the ketchup and mustard.
"So, where does the condom come into play?"
Yusei goes to wash off his hands.
He goes to the fridge and finds the relish.
"Okay, the relish is the condom. So, the condom protects the ketchup from coming into contact with the egg.
He shows him.
"The ketchup can't get out. It's stopped by the relish or in this case, sticking to it."
"I get it," Leo said.
Yusei got up and washed his hands again.
He sat down and put his hands on Leo's shoulders.
"Now Leo. Don't go trying sex until you are old enough. Getting girls pregnant at Akiza and my age is dangerous. You have to pay money for the kids you have."
"I don't have a job," Leo screamed, "Wait, you have to pay for kids?"
"Yes, so don't do it until your old enough. You can even wait until marriage, but it's ultimately your choice."
"Got it."
"Also, don't go for those male enhancement commercials you see online or on late TV. They could wreck your health."
"You mean like that one video I saw online?" Leo asked.
"Exactly...wait what video?"
"Do you have your laptop?"
Yusei went and got his laptop.
Leo went online and typed in a video title.
"This isn't a real ad," Yusei said, "It's a video that's edited to be funny."
"So what if it's edited! Just listen."
_Video Starts_
Announcer:
Men, are you insecure?
Have you been turned down, because of your very small man part?
Not anymore.
Call now! Vintex can help!
Vintex is only $19.99!
We'll even send you the power extender free!
Just pay separate shipping and handling!
So order right now!
_Video Ends_
"Yusei, that gave me a lot of questions," Leo said.
"Don't buy Vintex for one," Yusei replied in a annoyed tone, "Besides, the ad's not even real."
"No, but it's about you."
"Okay."
"Are you insecure?"
"No."
"Have you been turned down, because of your very small man part?"
Yusei tried to hold in his laughter.
"Leo, I don't have that."
Yusei bit his lip.
Akiza walked by, carrying a textbook.
"Akiza! Can you help us?" Leo asked.
"Sure, Leo."
She walked over to them.
She was going to set her book down, but saw the mess.
"What happened here? It looks like you dropped a hot dog, at a baseball game, and someone stepped on it."
"Well, I was showing Leo about sex," Yusei said.
Akiza smiled.
"It's so nice of Yusei to help Leo like this," she thought, "Even if he's doing it in a messy way."
"Akiza, is Yusei insecure?" Leo asked.
"I don't think Yusei's insecure," Akiza said.
"Okay then, have you turned him down, because of his mmmphuhm?"
Yusei covered Leo's mouth with his hand.
Leo looked over at Yusei and then bit part of his hand.
"Ow! He bit me," Yusei screamed.
"Yusei are you all right?" Akiza asked concernedly.
"Yes!"
"What were you going to say Leo?" Akiza asked.
"Have you turned Yusei down, because of his very small man part?"
Akiza looked over at Yusei.
Yusei looked back, with a sad look on his face.
Akiza smiled at him.
"No."
Yusei still looked upset.
Leo's attention then looked over to the laptop and smiled.
"I'm taking this to my room," he said.
He ran off.
Yusei sat at the table and put his face in his hands.
Akiza pulled up a chair and sat next to him.
Meanwhile, Leo ran into his room, and got his headphones.
He then went into the bathroom and locked the door.
"Okay, this is the only way to get this out of my head," he thought.
He plugged the headphones in and went to a video with the song.
"I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!" sang through his headphones.
Leo danced around the bathroom.
Akiza watched as Yusei got up and cleaned up the mess on the table. She noticed the box of condoms in his pocket.
Yusei just kept looking depressed as he sat back down. He stared at the floor as his bangs covered his eyes.
"Yusei, it's not that big of a deal."
Yusei kept looking down.
Akiza put a hand on his shoulder.
She then said calmly,"Yusei... I care as much about the size of your man part as you care about the size of of my breasts."
"Oh no," Yusei screamed as he quickly got up.
Akiza watched as Yusei ran to his room and slammed the door.
Akiza sat for a moment and thought to herself.
"What was that about?"
A moment of silence.
Akiza gasped and chased after him.
A/N: I apologize if that made you feel awkward.