Chapter 42!

A/N: I'm sorry if the last Chapter was confusing. Someone got upset over what I wrote, because of the language I used. Which, if your talking about sex ed, it's kind of hard not to. So, I edited it in under 5 minutes before I had to leave for work. I edited a lot of what I had originally wrote. It would've made more sense if i kept it, but I don't like to upset people.

Sorry that it was awkward, but just having Yusei teach Leo sex ed wasn't all that interesting. I had to put something else that related to it.

I saw a TV episode that was similar to this, so I thought it might work.

Again, I'm sorry.

What many of you saw was the edited version. To prevent that from happening again, I have this warning:

Warning: Sexual References and language

You have been warned!

Akiza rushed towards Yusei's room.

"I don't get it. Why is Yusei having a small..."man part" such a big deal?"

She got in and Yusei was laying on the bed, facing away from her.

"Yusei, what's wrong?" Akiza asked.

Yusei stayed quiet.

Akiza sat on the bed.

"Yusei, it's not a big deal. I don't care how big your ugh...ugh..."

"Penis is," he finished, "Just say it. It's small and you don't like it. You wish that it was bigger."

"Yusei, what I meant before was that I don't care how big it is. I thought that you didn't care how big my chest is. With you running away, I guess it means you really do care."

He sighed.

"One of the things that you have the advantage on me," he said.

"What does that mean?" she asked firmly.

He sighed and started telling her.

_Flashback_

Yusei was sitting at Jack's house. It was nighttime and they were drinking sodas.

Yusei sat on a sofa, while Jack sat on a wooden chair, and Crow a beanbag chair. They were in a circle.

"Hey you guys," Jack said, "What's the most attractive thing about a girl?"

"Why are we bringing this up again?" Yusei replied.

Crow and Jack always tried to bring it up when the three of them talked.

"He's right," Crow said.

Yusei looked confused.

"Akiza's all you need to say! She is the perfect girl."

Jack and Crow laughed.

"What do you mean?" Yusei asked.

"Yusei? Are you blind?" Jack said, "She's got the perfect body. Long legs, nice waistline..."

"Good chest and tight butt too," Crow added.

They laughed again as Yusei sighed.

"So you guys are checking out my girlfriend?" he asked.

"C'mon Yusei. She's perfect. How you got her I'll never know," Crow said slyly.

"Now what does that mean?" Yusei asked firmly.

Crow and Jack looked at one another and laughed.

Yusei waited until they were done.

"Yusei, there's four things that every man and woman have that make them attractive," Jack said, "For girls, it's: legs, stomach, chest, and butt."

Crow continued.

"For guys, it's: butt, stomach, arms, and..."

He stopped.

"What? What's the last thing?" Yusei asked.

"Well, you can't see it," Crow hinted.

"Are talking about... a guy's..."thing?"

"Just say it Yusei, it's the size of his penis. The thing that shows how much of a "man" he really is," Crow said.

"So what does this have to do with Akiza and me?"

"Well, lets look at you. We already talked about Akiza," Jack said.

They take off his blue vest.

Yusei was left in his tight, black and red shirt.

Jack and Crow started down at him.

"You don't have abs to start," Jack said.

"Fail #1," Crow said.

"I know that. You guys never let that go," Yusei said.

"Unlike mine," Crow said proudly.

He opened his shirt and showed them.

Yusei gasped.

"When did you get those?" Yusei asked.

"I've had them for a while," Crow said proudly.

"Now, for arms, you have to have some muscle," Jack said.

"Yeah, but, for you, it's not very much," Crow said, "Flex your arm."

Yusei did as he was told.

Crow put his finger on top of his bicep and his finger dipped into it.

"Nope, not good, practically none," Jack said, "Unlike mine."

He shows his bicep. It looks to be the size of a good-sized onion.

"Fail #2," Crow said.

"Okay, now for your butt," Crow said.

They started poking at it.

"Ow! Guys! Stop that!" Yusei shouted, "I can feel you poking the bone."

"Man! Do you got a bony butt or what," Jack noted.

"No girl's gonna fall for that," Crow said, "Fail #3."

They walked in front of Yusei.

"You failed all of the tests," Crow said.

"Wait! What about the last one?" Yusei asked.

"We already know about that one," Jack said, "When we took swimming in junior high, we could see it in the shower."

"Or at least what we could see," Crow said nearly laughing, "You could barely see it!"

They laugh.

"That's disgusting," Yusei said, "Besides, what if it grew since then?"

"We saw it last year at the pool party for Crow. He got to rent the junior high pool? Remember?" Jack asked.

"I remember," Yusei said annoyingly.

"Yeah and since Yusei isn't a good swimmer, he basically stood there," Crow said.

"Making him an easy target for all of your water balloons," Jack said.

They laughed.

"Fail #4," Crow said when they were done.

Yusei looked down and frowned.

"Like I said Yusei," Crow said putting a hand on his shoulder, "How you got Akiza, who's 100% on the tests and you're 0%, is beyond me."

Jack and Crow laughed some more.

Yusei turned around, with his face to the floor.

"How you guys got to be such good buddies all of the sudden, I don't know," Yusei said quietly.

He got out of the house and rode home.

When he got back, he took his vest off and looked at himself in the mirror.

"Maybe they're right," he thought.

A few days later, Yusei was at school waiting for Akiza to finish asking questions to a teacher.

Yusei saw Jack and Carly.

They were standing about 10 feet from him. Carly was hanging onto Jack's arm and giggling.

"Oh Jack! You're muscles are so big," Carly said.

"Yeah," Jack replied.

He looked over at Yusei and gave him a wink.

"It's one of the things a true man should have," Jack said with a smile.

Yusei sighed.

He looked back in the room and saw Akiza still talking to the teacher.

He looked back at Jack.

He imagined that instead of Carly on his arm, it was Akiza.

"Oh Jack! You're muscles are so big."

She turned to Yusei.

"Unlike that weak, puny Yusei Fudo."

Yusei gasped.

Jack smiled and Akiza and him walked away.

Yusei then snaps out his imagination and Akiza walks up to him.

She puts her hands around his arm.

"Oh Yusei! You're my strong, bold, protector," Akiza said.

"Yeah," Yusei said unenthusiastically.

She took her hand off and they then, locked hands and walked down the hall.

_End Flashback_

"So you see Akiza, it's one of the things that makes me less of a man. The fact that my penis doesn't really...fit," Yusei said.

He turned over and looked at Akiza.

She looked sadly at him.

"Yusei, it's what's inside that counts.

"Sure. Easy for you to say," Yusei said sadly.

Akiza leaned her hand closer and tilted Yusei's head up.

"Yusei. I don't care about those things. In my eyes, you're beautiful. You're sexy in your own ways."

Yusei looked embarrassed.

"Crow and Jack aren't. They aren't women. Not all women get turned on by the same thing. You turn me on and I'm attracted to you."

She leaned in and kissed his lips.

The released quickly.

Yusei sat up and they kissed again. This time had passion in their mouths.

Suddenly, someone knocked at door.

They stopped.

"Come in," Yusei said.

It was Leo and he was carrying Yusei's laptop.

"Here you go," he said, "So, are you going to get Vertex?"

"No Leo. Remember? It's not real?"

"Yes it is. I looked it up."

Yusei rolled his eyes.

"It's still dangerous."

"Not for the drug. I meant the power extender!"

Akiza giggled at Yusei as he rolled his eyes.

"That might add some serious length to your..."

"I think it's time for bed," Yusei said, "You have your test tomorrow."

"Okay," Leo said.

Yusei and Akiza watched him leave.

"Do you think I should get it?" Yusei asked.

"No way Yusei," Akiza said, It's perfect just the way it is."

They lean in and kiss again.

A/N: I'm sorry if that was awkward!

Please don't be mad!