Ox threatens Harley… big mistake.

Chapter 7: Ox

The crow followed the crook for about thirty minutes before he came to a warehouse on the west side of Gotham.

"Ox!" the crook yelled.

"What is it?" Ox asked. I could see him with the crow vision, and he looked scary: he was eight feet tall and from Jersey.

"I found out where the Crow lives," he said "and I know that he has a lover."

"Really?" I said back in the garage.

Ox just laughed. "Why are you laughing?" the crook asked.

"I already knew where he was," he said "I just need to know her name so I can kill her later."

"Oh no he didn't!" I said. I immediately teleported to the location Ox was at.

"I don't think so b****." I said in the shadows.

Ox turned toward the crook. "You led him here."

"Please boss," he said "I didn't know."

He walked up to the crook, "I know."

He rapped his arms around him and squeezed. The crook screamed until a crunch resonated throughout the warehouse. The crook fell to the ground dead.

"Wow," I said "you just crushed that man… alimony."

"Show yourself," he said "do you know who I am?"

"Are you the Godd*** Juggernaut b****?" I asked.

"I am the Ox," he said "chosen by the Joker himself! I am his right hand man, his number one guy."

"Do you know what happened to the number one guys that the joker uses?" I asked, "They usually end up dying."

"Stay away from me," he said "I'll find your girl and crush her."

"I really hope that that's not an innuendo." I said.

"I will kill her!" he said.

*doo, doo, do, do, doo, doo* the 'go, go, power rangers' theme beeped on my phone.

"Why do I even have that ringtone?" I asked myself "Hold on a second Ox, I need to take this."

"I can wait." He said.

I answered the phone, "Hello?"

"Hey Crow," the other line said "it's Harley."

"How did you get this number?" I asked.

"You left the phone in your bathroom;" she explained "I put my number in your phone, I put your number in my phone, and I put your phone in your back pocket when I hugged you."

After a brief pause I said, "You sly fox."

"I know, right?" she asked. "But, now to the issue at hand; do you think you can come over, I rented a scary movie and I don't want to watch it alone."

"Now is really not the best time," I said "I'll call you in a few minutes."

"Okay." She said.

"Peace." I hung up the phone.

I jumped down and cut up Ox in about one-hundred places, and you better believe it was a different kind of story when that Ox hit the floor. The crow flew overhead, and the cuts in his stomach became shaped like a crow.

I sheathed the knife and called Harley, "Hey, it's the Crow."

"Hi." She said enthusiastically.

"I've just dealt with the problem, so… where do you live?"