Harley invites the Crow to her place.
Chapter 8: Harley Quinn… Again
I knocked three times on the door. Harley opened the door, she was wearing a sexy red and black dress. "Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, movie, chips, soda, and a couch with a blanket."
"What are you wearing?" I asked.
"These are my pajamas." She said.
"I noticed you dyed your hair like you said." I said.
"Yeah," she stroked her hair "Do you like it?"
"You look beautiful." Why did I say that?
She blushed, "Come sit with me on the couch."
All of the lights were turned off as we watched the movie. The whole movie she had her arms wrapped around my left arm.
"So from the look of the beginning," she said "we are going to ease into the f***ed up-ness of the movie."
I chuckled, "You have no idea."
"You've seen this before?" she asked.
"In the theater," I said "with Haley."
++TIME PASSES++
"I had one of those memory games once." Harley said.
"Wait for it…" I said.
"What do you… wait… WHAT?!" she yelled.
"Told you." I said.
"It's like a… what's that board called?" she asked.
I tried to answer, "I think it's called a…"
"IT JUST DID IT AGAIN!" she yelled.
++TIME PASSES++
"A trust fall with a demon?" She asked.
"Wait for it…" I said.
"What… (laughing) he fell down." She laughed so hard
"And you thought you needed me." I said.
++TIME PASSES++
"I can't look." She buried her face into my arm.
"No matter how many times I see this movie," I said "this part makes me sick."
"He's pulling that string out of his eye." She whimpered.
++TIME PASSES++
"Do you like dogs?" I asked.
"Yeah," she said "why?"
"Then you might not want to watch this part."
"What do you… oh my g…" she buried her face in my arm.
"The dog lives." I said.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"PETA would have confiscated the movie if there was any real abuse." I said sipping my cherry coke.
++TIME PASSES++
"Why is the camera all f***ed up?" she asked.
"He just passed through the hell-gate," I said "and he will come out wherever evil resides."
"Where?" She asked.
"Have you ever seen Paranormal Activity One?" I asked.
"No… no…" she hid her face from the T.V.
++CREDITS ROLL++
"WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?!" she asked.
"That," I said "was a paranormal activity to the face."
After we ate pizza that she ordered, I decided to head home.
"Wait," Harley said as I turned around "do you think we could do this again sometime?"
"Sure," I said "but let's not watch a scary movie."
"Dido." She said. She pulled me in close and kissed me on the lips.
When she pulled away, her lips were black. "I'll call you later."
"Okay." I said vanishing into thin air.
I wiped off my face and went to bed. The crow flew next to me.
"Do you think that it's right to go out with her?" I asked it.
"TAP! DAT!" the crow said.
"That doesn't help me." I said. I closed my eyes and went to sleep.