Text Messages
Highwind Apartment
4:13 AM
Ventus and Vanitas had eachothers phone numbers for a while now, for about three weeks now. And Vanitas has been blowin up Ven's phone like it was his business.
Conversation One:
Vanitas:Hey blondie.
Ventus: Hey.
Vanitas: Is that all you have to say to your boyfriend?
Ventus: WHAT?!
Vanitas: Were you really to mesmerised by my hotness to not even listen to me?
Ventus:...No...
Vanitas: So you were?
Ventus:...Maybe...And you are not my boyfriend! You don't even know if I am gay or not!
Vanitas: Doesn't matter. We both know you want my dick up your ass.
Ventus: SHUT UP! NO I DON'T!
Vanitas: You're blushing aren't you?
Ventus: No.
Vanitas:You are so bad at lying Venny.
Ventus: I am not that bad at lyin- wait, Venny?
Vanitas: Yup.
Ventus: Can I call you Vanny then?
Vanitas: Sure, Unless you want me to rape you tonight.
Ventus: :(
Vanitas: Whatever. See ya later Venny.
Conversation Two:
Vanitas: Hey Venny.
Ventus: Vanitas? It's like three in the morning!
Vanitas: So what. I want attention. From You.
Ventus: Good night Vanitas.
Vanitas: You aren't aloud to go back to bed.
Vanitas: You better reply back to me.
Vanitas: I am giving you five seconds to respond to me.
Vanitas: 5
Vanitas: 4
Vanitas: 3
Vanitas: 2
Vanitas: 1
Real Life
Vanitas: You should have texted me back Venny.
Ventus: Vanitas! What are you mmph...
Vanitas: Don't worry, I will use condoms...
Conversation Three:
Ventus: I hate you.
Vanitas: Well look who decides to make the effort to text me. You really had me getting worried that I would be the one to carry this relationship by myself.
Ventus: I hate you.
Vanitas: You should be happy that I took your virginity.
Ventus: Who says that?!
Vanitas: Well I did warn you that one day that I was going to rape you, so it is your own fault for not foreseeing my warnings.
Ventus: I hate you. My ass hurts now because of you.
Vanitas: Don't deny that you didn't want it.
Ventus: I begged you to stop like ten times!
Vanitas: You were also moaning twenty more.
Ventus:...I hate you.
Vanitas: Do you not have the ability to say anything else?
Ventus:...I really hate you.
Vanitas: Don't worry Venny. I will be back in a week to satisfy your Vanitas cravings.
Ventus: C-cravings?!
Vanitas: So cute. I am lucky I get to destroy your innocence.
Ventus: How does Sora stand living with you!?
Vanitas: He deals with it. He also sleeps with his eyes open if you wanted to know.
Ventus: I really do not appreciate that information about your twin.
Vanitas: Fine. Give me something disturbing about Roxas then.
Ventus: He masturbates like everyday.
Vanitas: That isn't bad. I masturbate five times a day.
Ventus:Goodbye Vanitas.
Vanitas:Whatever.