Sticky Situation

Twilight Town Clock Tower

5:52 AM

The sun rose on this glorious day in Twilight Town. Ventus sat alone on the edge of the tower eating a strip of bacon as his breakfast. It was silent, and the morning rush of wind made Ventus feel like flying, if he could just sprout wings at any moment.

Ventus: Where is she...

Ventus looked left and right, but she could not be found anywhere.

Ventus: She better not have bailed on me again..

Namine: Ventus? Is that you or Roxas?

Namine said as she appeared out of no where. she was in her usual white dress on this fabulous morning.

Ventus: Namine, why would Roxas be up this early?

Namine: Good question, but how do I know Ventus doesn't get up this morning oh so peachy and happy?

Ventus: I'm not as happy as Sora all the time!

Namine: Good point. No offence to my sister, but I really wonder how can she put up with him...

Ventus: How do you put up with Roxas?

Namine: I have no idea. The real question is how does he put up with Axel all the time.

Both laughed a for a really long and unnecessary time, but they soon got back to business.

Namine: Ok, let's get down to business. (TO defeat, the huns!) Roxas was suppose to come instead, but I guess he tried to use you as an excuse. Again. So just hold this blue marble Xion stole from Riku's Struggle trophy and look into it while I draw you and pretend I am drawing Roxas.

Ventus: Why do you need to do this again?

Namine: Stupid Summer art homework. Some weird topic about light rays and exposure.

Ventus: RIght.

Namine: Say...Have you eaten breakfast yet?

Ventus: No...

Namine: Ah, poor Ventus always putting others before himself. Well, the painting is done, so I will be right back!

Namine set the painting leaning against the clock tower to dry out, revealing a portrait of Ventus that looked so life like. It literally looks like he was staring at his reflection.

Vanitas: Is he there Namine?

Namine: Yup! He is all yours. I will be back with some breakfast.

Namine left the raven headed devil from hell alone, hidden away from the shadows of the clocktower. Vanitas slowly crept near Ventus as the blond smiled and stared at the rising sun.

Vanitas: Boo.

Vanitas said ghostly. Ventus squeaked very high pitched, almost like a mouse.

Ventus: V-Vanitas!

Vanitas: You are so cute when you are terrified.

Vanitas smirked as he closed in the distance from him and Ventus.

Ventus: W-why are you here?!

The blonde said as he scooted himself against the base of the clock.

Vanitas: Because I can.

Ventus: It is not like you to be up early though!

Vantias: So and? Why can't I spend time with my boyfriend?

Ventus: We are not dating.

Vanitas:Plot twist! Yes we are.

Ventus: No. Shut up.

Vanitas: Excuse me?

Ventus: What?

Vanitas: Did you just disrespect your elder?

Ventus: You are only a couple months older than me older than me.

Vanitas: Exactly. I outrank you.

Ventus: Well I do not care. Stop acting like we are dating.

Vanitas: Ok. Only if you stop denying the fact that we are.

Ventus:...Go away.

Vanitas: No. I woke up early for a reason y'know.

And out of nowhere, as if by magic, Vanitas conjured up two sea salt ice creams.

Ventus: What the hell? Where did you get that?

Vanitas: Up my ass. Don't worry, I coated some special sauce on it since I know your a pussy with salty things.

Ventus: I am not!

Ventus said as he got all hot and bothered.

Vanitas: Ahh, is the little blondie all upset?

Vanitas said as he grabbed Vanitas' cheeks and played with them.

Ventus: Vanitas.

Vanitas: What.

Ventus: If your hands are tugging my cheeks, where did you put the ice cream?

Vanitas: I put them in between my legs you-

Ventus: Explain to me what is this wet and sticky liquid that is on our pants.

Looking down, Vanitas saw in amusement that the ice cream has melted, and has stuck the two boys' pants together like glue.

Vanitas: Well well well, looks like we got ourselves in a sticky situation.

Ventus: What! How can you be so calm! We are glued together and my pants are greasy and sticky!

Vanitas: And that is a bad thing because...

Ventus: Well, I...You...Agh! You planned this from the start!

Vanitas: What? Why would I-

Ventus: You put the ice cream where the sun could radiate the most amount of heat, then you put it in between your legs because they were close to me, then it melted, and then you slowly stuck our pants together! And from the beginning you told Namine-

Namine. That stupid bitch was in on this too.

Vanitas: -Namine agreed to help me from the very beginning. And now it is just you and me...

Vanitas said as he closed the distance between him and Ventus, grinning like the freakin teenage demon from hell he was.

But at that moment, Namine shot out of nowhere carrying a bucket of maple syrup.

Kur-plash!

Namine has successfully glued together Ventus and Vanitas.

Namine's camera:Click! Snap! Flash! Click!

Namine: Yes! I got it all on camera!

Vanitas! What the? Namine, this was not part of the agreement!

Vanitas said as he and Ventus tried his best to unstick themselves from each other, until Ventus' clumsiness got the best of them, as he tripped and fell to the ground, bringing Vanitas along with him. But Vanitas was on top of Ventus:

Namine's Camera: Click! Snap!

Namine: Yes! I can use this to blackmail you two! Yaoi fan girls, unite!

Namine said as she ran off cackling with her painting and camera.

Ventus: Great, no where really stuck! What are we going to do?

Vanitas:...Wanna make out?

Alright, so I forgot that this fic existed because I was spendin time on another fanfiction site called archive of our own, indulging my yaoi cravings for Komahina. I am sorry everyone, I will try to update more, but if not, find me on Archive of our own bc I will most likely update more there despite the fact that I have no story's up.