-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim or the song in here I just own all of the newest characters in here ENJOY I COMMAND YOU FILTHY HUMANS MAHAHAH!
Setting 1 Dib's Room
Dib was in his room at his computer talking to Agent Dark Booty and he seemed really really frustrated about something.
-Agent Dark Booty- Calm down Agent Mouth Man
-Dib- How can I calm down Agent Dark Booty my life stinks my stupid dad is taking me, Gaz, and the Hethcoat family to the stupid beach for stupid spring break STUPIDLY!
-Agent Dark Booty- Wow Agent Mouth Man that is a lot of stupid.
-Dib- So
-Agent Dark Booty- So really I don't understand why you're so upset Agent Mouth Man I mean come on I thought you would love to go to the beach, remember how much fun you had helping us do some research on the loch ness monster a couple of years ago?
-Dib- Yes, but that was in Ireland and that was before Zim and Amethyst even came to earth.
-Agent Dark Booty- Oh them again.
-Dib- Yeah don't you understand Agent Dark Booty I can't just leave, I am the only thing that is standing between the earth and those stupid alien monsters.
-Agent Dark Booty- Again with that word (he signed) Well if you're that worried Agent Mouth Man then maybe I should send another agent to spy on Zim and Amethyst while you're gone like Agent Stalker
-Dib- NO! Any one, but him he's nothing but a complete know it all jerk and besides it's my job to bring in Zim and Amethyst not his. (He groaned) Stupid Dad it's not even a real vacation something went wrong with his lab in Hawaii. So now he and Professor Hethcoat have to drag me along and fix it. (He groaned ones more) STUPID HAWAII!
-Agent Dark Booty- (He was taking a sip of his drink not really paying attention to Dib.) Yes yes stupid HAWAII!(He spit out his drink and some of the water surprisingly hit Dib.) I'm sorry Agent Mouth Man, but did you just Hawaii?
-Dib- Ah yeah (He said while get the water off.) that's were my dad is taking me, Gaz, and the Hethcoat family. Why is there a problem with that?
-Agent Dark Booty- Is there a problem with that YES THERE'S A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THAT! (He began to bring up a list of names on the screen)
-Dib- What's this?
-Agent Dark Booty- This is a list of names of people who have gone missing in Hawaii in the past one hundred years.
-Dib- Wow that's a lot of people.
-Agent Dark Booty- Yeah and worst of all the list keeps increasing with every year.
-Dib- Wow how many people have gone missing this year?
-Agent Dark Booty- So far only about ten and the most recent was a couple of weeks ago.
-Dib- TEN! Wow have any of the bodies even been found?
-Agent Dark Booty- No and that's not even the weirdest part. Last year we sent one of our best agents to go and investigate the problem but...well.. Just listen to this recoding of our last conversation with him.
-The Recording- DOOM AH HORRIBLE LAUGH NO DON'T DO THAT DOOM! (The recording ended.)
-Dib- Wow who was the agent?
-Agent Dark Booty- Agent Scary Ghost
-Dib- What, but he was one of the best.
-Agent Dark Booty- I know. So Agent Mouth Man don't think of this trip as a burden think of it as an opportunity to help us put a stop to whatever is doing this after all you are one of our best junior agents.
-Dib- Don't worry Agent Dark Booty I won't let you down.
-Agent Dark Booty- Good and don't worry about Zim and Amethyst Agent Mouth Man I'll send you one of our best stealth cameras so that you can keep an eye on them and if they try any thing evil we'll send a helicopter over to pick you up. Well good luck Agent Mouth Man. Dark Booty out. (The screen went black for a minute and then the camera came flying out of the screen and right into Dib.)
-Dib- Ah! (The camera hit him in the head.) Ow how is that even possible? (He picked up the camera.) Oh well. (He got really excited.) This is great. (He stud up on his wheelychair.) Watch out Evil Alien Monster, Blood Sucking Vampires, Flesh Eating Werewolf, or whatever else is out there, because Dib Membrain is on the case.
-Gaz- (She called to him from outside.) DIB!
-Dib- (Gaz's angry voice scared him and he lost his balance) Whoa. (He fell off the chair and on to the floor) I'm ok.
-Gaz- Dib get down here. I would like to go to Hawaii some time this year.
-Professor Membrain- Now Daughter that is no way to talk to your brother.
-Gaz- Fine Dib you'd better get your butt down here right now before I drag you down the steps painfully.
-Professor Membrain- That's better I think.
-Mrs. Hethcoat- Well you know Professor Membrain your daughter does have a point we do need to get going before my little Allee wakes up. You see she just hates air travel and…
-Professor Hethcoat- Now now honey don't rush the kid after all you know Allee takes long naps and besides we still have a hour before our plain leaves.
-Dib- Don't worry you guys I'm coming. (He put the camera around his neck and grabbed his lab top and suit case and ran down stairs.)
Setting 2 Outside.
Dib ran outside carrying his stuff his Dad and Professor Hethcoat were busy putting every ones stuff in the cars Mrs. Hethcoat was rocking Allee in her arms trying to keep her asleep and Will, Paige, and Gaz who was playing her game slave 3 were outside waiting for the Dads to finish up.
-Dib- (He came down carrying his stuff.) O.k. guy's I'm here.
-Paige- Oh great the big headed kid is here. Whoope.
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG!
-Paige- Nor is it quit as usual.
-Dib- Jeez what's your sister's problem Will?
-Will- Oh sorry Dib my sister is still, a little upset that she can't seem to get a hold of Amethyst.
-Paige- I just wanted to say good bye.
-Will- Oh cheer up Paige. Hey here's an idea sis maybe this could be a great chance for you and Gaz to bond.
-Gaz- (She and Paige looked at each other) Puff Not likely.
-Paige- Ditto. (She and Gaz went into one of the cars)
-Will- Oh come on guys. (Paige slammed the door in her brother's face.) Ok well at least we'll still have fun right Dib.
-Dib- Ah yeah sure Will. Ah hey Dad can I go do something really really quick before we hit the road?
-Professor Membrain- Sure thing son, but hurry back because we we'll be leavening here in about 30 min.
-Dib- Sure thing thanks Dad bye. (He ran off)
Setting 3 Zim's house.
Amethyst was talking to her boss in the upstairs part of the base she had her disguise on and her regular invader clothes on.
-Bob- No you can't do this to me Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Silence filthy human we had a deal.
-Bob- Yes, but I didn't realize that you would be asking for the week off so soon. I mean come on Amethyst you know that I need you the most around spring break it's a busy week for us.
-Amethyst- Oh cry me a river stupid human you know you promised me a week off of my choosing if I sang with that disgusting Meef human and need I remind you that that completely ruined my life. So you owe me. And, besides according to our contract and I quote "You are not ever ever ever allowed to break a promises or a deals with me EVER!"
-Bob- Yes, but there must be a loophole of some sort.
-Amethyst- Oh no there's no filthy earth loophole in our contract remember I made certain of that. So either you give me this week off or I will start singing badly.
-Bob- Oh no Amethyst don't do that I'll give you the week off, but I don't know how my restaurant is going to survive without your beautiful voice.
-Amethyst- Yes well I'm sure you'll manage any way bye Bob, and thanks for finally cooperating. (She hung up the phone.) Yes that's finally done. (Then she herd some music)
- A unknown voice- As long as you love me
Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me
-Amethyst- Uw what is that hideous racket?
-The unknown voice- I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me
-Amethyst- Gross Gir turn that music off I don't feel like singing right now.
-The known voice- Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be
-Amethyst- GIR!
-Gir- (He was down in the lower part of the base with Kierra.) It's not me Little Master. Wee!
-Kierra- Ow Gir quit throwing your stupid rubber Piggys at me. Ow.
-Gir- Woop sorry Kierra Buddy. Ha-ha!
-Kierra- Ow Gir what did I just say. Ow Master make him stop.
-Amethyst- Calm down Kierra I'll be right there, but first I have to find out were that stupid noise is coming from and put a stop to it. (She began to look under the coach.)
-The unknown voice- I don't care who you are
-More voices- Who you are
-The unknown voice- Where you're from
-More voices- Where you're from
-The unknown voice- What you did
As long as you love me
-More voices- I don't know
-The unknown voice- Who you are
-More voices- Who you are
-The unknown voice- Where you're from
-More voices- Where you're from
-The unknown voice- Don't care what you did
As long as you love me
-More voices- Yeah
-Amethyst- Oh where is it coming from? (She looked some more under the coach then she saw something green and gross and disgusting looking and it began to move.) Ah!
Ow gross. (She came out from under the coach holding her moth in disgust.) I don't even want to know what that was. Gross! (She took out a bucket and began to throw up in it.) Aww I don't feel so good. (She throw up again then she looked out the window and finally discovered the sores of the noise. She throw the bucket to the side and walked up to the window) Oh great it's that filthy Meep human again I should of know. (She was right Meep was outside sing As long as you love me by the Backstreet boys and the gnomes were singing too again.)
-Meef- I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby
I don't care who you are
-The gnomes- Who you are
-Meef- Where you're from
-The gnomes- Where you're from
-Meef- What you did
As long as you love me
-The gnomes- As long as you love me
-Amethyst- Uw gross stupid gnomes I thought Dad fixed them. Oh man this is just great now I have to go find something to hit Meef with AGAIN! (She went to the lower part of the base)
Setting 4 the lower part of the base.
Amethyst came out of the elevator and walked into the area near were Gir's room was. Gir was currently in his room going throw his piggy collection and ever so often he throw one out side of his room and it hit poor Kierra she and Gir where in their disguises by the way.
-Kierra- (Another piggy hit her.) Ow! (She noticed her Master walk passed her) Oh good you're finally here Master will you please tell that stupid robot to quit plumbing me with his stupid rubber Piggys? (Another one hit her) Ow Gir if you do that one more time I'll...
-Amethyst- Silence Kierra I have problems of my own to deal with. Meef is outside and I need to find something to hit him with. (She began to search throw a box. She pulled out a dented hockey stick.) Nope used it. (She throw it to the side and then she pulled out a broken bat.) Used it too much. (She throw it to the side and then pulled out some kind of alien thing.) I don't even know what this is, but I'm sure I've used it before. (She throw it to the side and looked back in the box.) Oh no Kierra help me I've run out of stuff to hit Meef with.
-Kierra- Well if you want my opium Master I suggest you... (The Gir throw something at Kierra.) Ow O.k. that's it Gir you are so dead. (She went into Gir's room and grabbed him by the collar of his disguise. She was ready to hit him with whatever it was that he just hit her with.)
-Gir- But, Kierra Buddy that's not a Piggy.
-Kierra- I don't care what it is Gir you're still going to pay... (She was ready to destroy Gir, but then Amethyst grabbed the thing in her hand.)
-Amethyst- Wait Kierra this is perfect. Thanks Gir. Oh and Kierra let's go of Gir and help him pack RIGHT NOW!
-Kierra- Fine. (She let go.)
-Gir- Ha-ha yeah Kierra buddy you get to help me pack. (He grabbed Kierra's hand, and then ran into this pile of Piggys in his room.) WEEHOO PIGGIES!
-Kierra- AHH! MERSEY!
Setting 5 Outside of The Base
-Meef- Who you are
-The gnomes- Who you are
-Meef- Where you're from
-The gnomes- Where you're from
-Meef- Don't care what you did
-The gnomes- Yeah
-Meef- As long as you love me
-The gnomes- As long as you love me
-Meef- Who you are
-The gnomes- Who you are
-Meef- Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
-The gnomes- Who you are
-Meef- Where you're from
-The gnomes- Where you're from
-Meef- As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did
-The gnomes- I don't care
-Meef- As long as you love me
-Amethyst- Hey Meef.
-Meef- Oh Amethyst you finally came out. YEAH! (He ran up and hugged her.) Oh Amethyst I knew you would come out my song must of worked, because for once you don't have something to hit me with. YEAH! Oh come on Amethyst lets go on a date together.
-Amethyst- Uw first of all Meef get off of me. (She shoved Meef off of her and began to brush herself off.) Uw gross filthy human germs. And, second of all Meef I did not come out here to go on a stupid earth date with you. Uw gross just the thought of that makes me want to shutter. (She shutter a little.) No I came out here to show you my new pet gopher Bitty. (She placed a sleeping robot gopher on the ground that must of been what she got from Gir.)
-Meef- Aww he's so cute Amethyst. Why do you call him Bitty?
-Amethyst- I'll show you sick him Bitty. (The gopher awoke and attacked Meef)
-Meef- Ahh! (He ran off with Bitty close behind.)
-Amethyst- Haha and good riddance (She was about to go inside then she noticed Dib walking near the house he had the camera hidden in his pocket.) And, what do you want Dib stink?
-Dib- Nothing Space Girl it's a free country I can walk wherever I want to.
-Amethyst- For now maybe filthy human but soon you and your stupid disgusting pig smelly race will get what's coming to you HAHA!
-Dib-Never Alien scum not as long as I'm...
-Amethyst- (She was nodding off a little obviously not listening to Dib.) ZZZ...
-Dib- Hey are you even listing to me?
-Amethyst- Oh what did you say something Dib worm because all I herd was Blah blah blah. Jeez you'd think that with such a big head you'd be a tad more interesting it's no wonder you don't have any girl friends except for that Gretchen Human.
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG AND SHE'S NOT MY GIRL FRIEND!
-Amethyst- Whatever you say Dib pig well I'm going inside before that big head of your's bores me to death, but before I do. GNOME GET UP AND WATCH THIS FITLHY HUMAN I DON'T TRUST HIM FOR A MINUTE! (The gnomes stared at Dib) Bye big head. (She went inside)
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG! Uw she just...make me...so mad. (He groaned some more really frustrated with Amethyst's meanness GO AMETHYST.) Calm down Dib you still have a job to do remember. (He looked at the gnomes who where ready to attack him) Hey gnomes look there are some really hot girl gnomes over there. (The gnomes look in the direction Dib was pointing and Dib ran up and hid the camera in the tree in Zim's yard pushing a button on it and making it invisible.) Haha it's a good thing that Zim's gnomes are just as stupid as he is. Haha! (Then the gnomes started to shoot laser at him better late then never.) Ahh! O.k. that was so uncalled for. (Just then Chloe came running up to Dib with her leash attached to her bow.) Ahh! (She jumped on Dib.) Oh no get off of me. Haha no that tickles Haha.
-Gretchen- (She ran up to Dib.) No bad Chloe heal. (She grabed Chloe's leash and pulled her off of her poor victim.) Oh I am so sorry Si...Dib it's you no wonder Chloe ran so fast she just loves you so much Dib Haha.
-Dib- Yah well the feeling's mutual.
-Gretchen- Haha here Dib let me help you up. (She helped Dib up.)
-Dib- Thanks Gretchen so how are you doing?
-Gretchen- Ok I guess I'm going to the beach with Keef and his family for spring break.
-Dib- Really I'm going to the beach too.
-Gretchen- You are wow that's a weird coincidence. Haha! Hey you know what would be even weirder Dib is if we both ended up going to the same beach Haha!
-Dib- (He laughed awkwardly.) Ah well actually Gretchen I would rather you did not go to the same beach as me.
-Gretchen- Oh why not Dib?
-Dib- Well because according to my sources the beach that I'm going to is very dangerous and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
-Gretchen- Oh that's so sweet Dib.
-Dib- Yeah well a Gretchen I a...
-Chloe- Ruff. (She spun around Dib and Gretchen and thanks to the fact that she was wearing the leash the two of them where pushed into a romantic KISS!)
-Dib- (The kiss ended and both of them were blushing.) Yes well. Ah...would you look at the time. Well I have to be going. So ah...bye Gretchen ! (Then he ran off embarrassed as ever.)
-Gretchen- Bye Dib (She fainted)
Setting 6 Dib's house
Dib ran up to his house everyone was waiting for him they were all in the two cars the girls were in one car and the boys were in another.
-Dib- Hey you guys I'm back.
-Gaz- (She said from her seat in the car still playing her game) Finally what took you so long Dib did you run into your girl friend again?
-Dib- SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! I mean no I was just...
-Professor Membrain- (He was in the drive's seat of one of the cars.) O.k. son that's very nice, but we don't have time for this we have to put some road behide us.
-Will- (He stuck his head out of the car) Yeah come on Dib. Come sit by me.
-Dib- O.k. (He went into the car that had the guys in it he sat next to Will.)
-Professor Membrain- Well are we all ready to go?
-Professor Hethcoat- Yes. (He stuck his head out of the car and waved to the girls car that had Paige, Gaz, Allee, and Maradith the dog in it.) Bye honey see you and the girls at the airport.
-Mrs. Hethcoat- (She stuck her head out the window of the driver seat of the other car.) O.k. see you then deer. (The two cars drove off.)
-Will- So Dib are you just as excited about this trip as me. I mean we get to help our Dad's solve the mysteries of life that will show that second rate nerd Dex. Right Dib.
-Dib- Ah yeah sure whatever Will.
-Will- Oh don't be sad Dib I'm sure your girl friend will be fine without you.
-Dib- SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND SHE'S JUST A FRIEND FROM SKOOL!
-Will- Yeah sure and we all know what that can lead to am I right player. (He jabbed Dib a little with his elbow.)
-Dib- Ow. Oh Will...why don't you just go and play with your chemistry set and leave me alone.
-Will- Sure thing Dib just let me say this one thing? (He cleared his throat.) Dib's got a girlfriend Dib's got a girlfriend Dib's got a girlfriend...
-Dib- (He groaned.) It's going to be a long week. (He said as Will continued then he looked out the window and whispered to himself.) I wonder what Gretchen is doing right now?
Setting 7 Keef's house.
Gretchen ran up to Keef's house he and his parent and Lizzy where getting the car ready for their own vacation.
-Gretchen- Sorry I took so long you guys I had a bit of a...ah...accident.
-Keef- (He ran up and hugged her.) Oh Gretchen it's so good to see you.
-Gretchen- Ah Keef I can't breath...
-Keef- (He let go.) Oh sorry Gretchen I'm just so existed just think soon you, me, Meef, Lizzy, and my parents will be on our way to Hawaii. Yeah!
-Gretchen- Yah it's gonna be great Keef. By the way speaking of your brother where is he?
-Keef- Oh he went to go say good bye to Amethyst. You know that is the only bad thing about this trip the fact that I'll be thousands of miles away from my two bestest buddies in the whole wide world.
-Gretchen- Yah well you know Keef I just saw Dib, and he said that he's going to the beach too.
-Keef- He is? Oh I hope we go to the same beach, because that would be so...
-Meef- (He ran up screaming.) Ahh!
-Keef- (He grabbed Meef by the collar of his shirt.) Whoa calm down Meef where's the fire.
-Meef- Amethyst...Gopher...Attack...AHHH!
-Keef- Whoa calm down Meef now tell me what happened slowly.
-Meef- O.k. Amethyst showed me her pet gopher and it attack me and I lost it and I didn't even get to say good by. (He began to cry.)
-Keef- What you mean the song didn't work?
-Meef- (He was still crying.) NO! (He took out a picture of Amethyst of course it was not a very good picture, because she put her hand in front of the camera.) Oh Amethyst I don't want to leave you. (He started to cry all over Keef.)
-Keef- Oh calm down Meef you'll see her again in a week.
-Meef- So who cares. It will seem more like a millennia. OH WHY! (He cried some more.)
-Keef- Oh come on bro if you start to cry about your girl then I'm gonna start cry about mine. (He started to Cry.) Oh Gaz I'm going to miss you too Wahh!
-Gretchen- Geez what is it with you guys and liking bad girls?
-Meef- (He stop crying a little.) Hey Amethyst and Gaz aren't bad girls.
-Keef- Yah they're just misunderstood.
-Lizzy- Wow you two are really pathetic, don't you realize that love is meaningless just like life.
-Gretchen- Ah Keef what's wrong with your sister she seems even moppier then usual?
-Keef- Oh she just a little up set that she cout her boyfriend cheating on her.
-Lizzy- With my best friend. (She groaned.) Those two are just so lucky that I am going on this stupid vacation other wise they'd be dead sooner.
-Keef's Mom- Now now honey we don't want a repeat of what happened last time, and beside some one is here to see you.
-Cody- Hey Lizzy I heard about you and Jake and I'm so very sorry. And, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on I'm here.
-Lizzy- Oh no Cody don't think that I would be desperate enough to go out with you gross. Here some advice Cody. Why don't you go and ask Sadie out, because I'm so out of your league (She signed.) If anyone needs me I'll be in the car socking alone in this dark void of a world. (She went into the car and slammed the door shut.)
-Keef's Mom- Oh I'm so sorry about that Cody.
-Keef's Dad- Yah Cody well better luck next time and between you and me I would rather my daughter be with you, but you know how girls are. So any way Cody do you want to come with us after all there is still some room in the car.
-Cody- Ah no thanks Sir I think I'll just take Lizzy's advice and ask Sadie out and hey maybe I'll get lucky.
-Keef's Dad- That's the sprit kid. Well good luck.
-Cody- You too. (He left.)
-Keef- Bye Cody. Well come on bro time waits for no one and trust me you're going to have a great time. (He grabbed Meef's hand a pulled him into the car.)
-Meef- If you say so Keef.
-Gretchen- (She and Chloe got into the car too so now every one was in Keef's parent car.) Thanks again for inviting me Keef's mom and dad.
-Keef's Mom- You're very welcome dear I'm glad that your parents allowed you to come along.
-Keef's Dad- Yah Gretchen it would not be the same without you. Well say your good byes kids, because we are so out of here.
-Keef, Meef, and Gretchen- Bye house.
-Lizzy- Whatever.
-Chloe- Woof. (They drove off headed for the airport.)
-Meef's Dad- Hawaii here we come.
-Me- And here comes the end of the second chapter. Oh I know you guys want more, but you will have to wait. Mahahha! Any way fanfiction people I hope you enjoyed this chapter I don't know when the next one will be up but until then send me plenty of reviews and I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!