Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim or the song in here or the surprise guest I just own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy!
Setting 1 The beach
Will, Dib and Paige were all headed for the beach. Will and Paige both had their surfboards, and they were now very close to the water in fact, they could have gone into the water and have a great time, but no, Dib had to be an annoying little nagger pants and never shut up, and that, my dear fanfiction people, is where your next chapter begins.
-Dib- Come on, Will please give me back my computer. We don't have time for this we have to...
-Will- Yah, yah, yah I know save the earth from the invading alien swarm, blood sucking vampires, Bigfoot attack, or whatever else you've got going on in that head of yours, as you have said over a thousand or maybe infinite times already.
-Dib- O.k. Will, the only reason I said it a thousand times was so that you would get the truth.
-Will- What truth Dib?
-Dib- The truth that we don't have time for stupid things like surfing. We have to save the Earth, and that does not involve wasting our precious time by doing stupid surfing.
-Will- O.k. that's it, Dib. I have had it up to here with your insane paranormal stuff. Now listen to me Dib, there is no such thing as aliens, Bigfoot, vampires, werewolves, or any other stupid paranormal things that you may believe in. They are just made up, stories set up by grownups to scare little kids, and believing in them is just insane. (Dib began to open his mouth ready to tell Will off for insulting the truth, but Will put his hand over Dib's mouth.) And, before you say something stupid, look. (He took out a key from inside his pocket.) This is the extra key to my safe. Now if you want to go and do your stupid paranormal investigation so badly, then fetch. (He threw the key into the water.)
-Dib- Will, that totally defeats the purpose of you giving the key back to me.
-Will- Whatever, you know what, Dib, I was really looking forward to the whole investigation thing with you. I was glad to know that for once you would be doing something that wasn't insane, not real, or completely and utterly stupid. But, I guess that's impossible for you. Because, you just can't accept the fact that real science matters and stupid paranormal stuff does not. So I'm going surfing and maybe when I get back, we can go do the whole investigation thing. Because, it is true we do need to put a stop to whatever is going on around here, and hopefully, when I get back, you'll stop thinking these insane thought, but until then bye Dib.
-Paige- Yah. Bye big head.
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG AND I'M NOT INSANE, YOU TWO ARE INSANE!
-Will and Paige- Whatever. (The two of them left Dib.)
-Dib- (He swims out into the ocean in the direction of where Will threw the key.) Uw, stupid Will, doesn't he understand that every minute I spend looking for this stupid key gets the Earth one step closer to being taken over? (He groaned.) He'd better hope I can find his stupid key. (He dove under the water. He swam for a minute then he saw the key, swam up to the key and grabbed it, but then saw a gloved hand near him. He looked up to see who it was. It was ZIM! The two of them screamed under water at the sight of their foe. They swam up to the surface.)
-Zim and Dib- (They said their lines at the same time.) Ahh! Dib stink/Zim, what are you doing here? STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!
-Amethyst- (She came out from under the water right beside Zim holding a shell.) Zim, look what I found... (Then she noticed Dib and dropped her shell in shock and anger.) Huh, Dib pig, what are you doing here?
-Dib- What do you mean what am I doing here, what are you two doing here, and how are you able to swim in the water without your skin shriveling up and burning? Are you two wearing some kind of protective invisible evil alien exso-suit or something? (He put his head close to Zim wanting to see if he was wearing a suit, but Zim hit his hand.) Ow!
-Zim- Keep your filthy human hands away from us Dib stink, and no, we are not wearing some kind of primitive earth exso-suits. It is beneath our greatness, and why would we need to? We are perfectly normal human worm babies just like you.
-Dib- Oh come on, Zim, we both know that's not true. Now what are you two doing here?
-Amethyst- None of your business, filthy human. Now what are you doing here?
-Dib- I'm here on vacation and... Hey, who says that I have to tell you two what I'm doing here, but you don't, that's not fair. NOW WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!
-Amethyst- (She sighs) If, you must know filthy earth scum, we are here on vacation.
-Dib- OH COME ON! There is no way that you two are here on vacation. You two are evil alien monsters and evil alien monsters don't get vacations unless they're up to something evil. SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO?
-Zim- Foolish paranoid Dib, we are not up to anything… yet. (Then Zim began to laugh an evil laugh under his breath.)
-Dib- What, but you just said yet, and you're laughing diabolically. That means you're up to something evil. SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
-Zim- What? No, you're lying, I said nothing of the sort!
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't.
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't.
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't.
-Amethyst- O.k. I can see where this is going. If you need me Zim, I'll be looking for stuff over there. (She swims away from the argument knowing that her dad could handle himself. She dives under the water and begins to think.) Stupid Dib pig, why did he have to choose the same vacation spot as us? It's not fair! (She groaned.) Things could not possibly get any worse. (Then she saw another pretty shell swam over to get it but saw someone else's hand grab for it, and they both touched the shell at the same time. She looked up to see who would dare take her shell. It was MEEF! When she screamed and he grabbed her and hugged her as the two of them swam to the surface. When they got to the top, poor Amethyst was still in Meef's arms) Ahh!
-Meef- Oh Amethyst it is you. I wasn't dreaming, you're actually here.
-Amethyst- What the Meef! What are you doing here?
-Meef- Feeling right for the first time in what seems like forever since we've been parted, my love.
-Amethyst- (She was still desperately trying to break free of his grip.) It's only been a day, you stupid human.
-Meef- I know Amethyst, and it's been pure torture without you.
-Amethyst- No Meef, this is pure torture now, LET GO OF ME!
-Meef- No Amethyst, I will never let you go not ever, ever, ever again! Our love is forever, now kiss me. (He was trying to move her close so he could kiss her.)
-Amethyst- Ahh No! (She tried her best to stay away from the vile human's lips of doom. Then she noticed something in the water and grabbed it. She threw it at Meef and swam for her life.)
-Meef- AH JELLYFISH!
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't.
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't.
-Dib- Yes you did.
-Zim- No I didn't, infinity. Ha-ha, Zim wins filthy human. SWEET VICTORY FOR ZIM HA-HA!
-Amethyst- (Then she swam up to them like lightning.) Zim, Zim, Zim. HIDE ME, HIDE ME! (She hid between her Dad and Dib.)
-Zim- Amethyst, what's going on here? Explain to Zim!
-Amethyst- Oh Zim, I just saw the worst thing in the world. I just saw... (Then she was pulled under the water by Meef and the two of them came back to the surface no longer between Zim and Dib, Meef was now hugging poor Amethyst AGAIN!) Ahh!
-Meef- There you are, Amethyst. Oh, I thought I would never see you again.
-Amethyst- That was the idea, now let go of me, Meef.
-Meef- No, never again, Amethyst. I will never let go of you, we will be together forever.
-Amethyst- Not if I have anything to say about it. (She fazed, threw his hands using her fazing abilities, then swam as fast as she could using her super speed.)
-Meef- (He just realized that he was hugging nothing but air.) Huh, what the? How does she do that? Oh, isn't she just amazing? Wait up for me Amethyst, I'm coming. Bye guys. (He swam off after Amethyst.)
-Zim- Wait Meef beast, how many times have I told you to stay away from my little sister? Get back here, filthy human. (He wanted to go save his daughter, but Dib grabbed his hand.)
-Dib- Wait Zim, I just realized something. If Meef's here that means that... (Just then Keef came up from under the water and grabbed his two bestest buddies, hugging their necks, not very comfortable.)
-Keef- HI BUDDIES!
-Dib- What the Keef, what are you doing here? LET GO!
-Zim- Yes, filthy stink creature release Zim at once, but feel free to keep the Dib pig in your evil death grip for as long as you like.
-Dib- Oh thanks a lot, Zim. Come on Keef let go, I can't breathe.
-Keef- Whoops sorry, guys. (He let go.) I'm just so happy to see you two. Isn't it just the best thing in the whole wide world that we're all here on the same week?
-Zim- No it isn't, filthy human, it's the worst thing in the whole wide world, now tell your disgusting little brother to leave my little sister ALONE!
-Keef- What, so you mean Meef's seen Amethyst already? Oh that's just so great. He's been feeling so sad ever since we left home, and now he can feel so happy. Aw, can't you just feel the love in the air you guys. Oh, and speaking of love, Dib Gretchen is here, and she's been missing you too.
-Dib- She has?
-Keef- Yep, and that reminds me, Dib is your amazing sister here too?
-Dib- Ah yah, she's here, Keef. She's up in our hotel room playing her game slave, but I don't think you should...
-Keef- OH GREAT! DON'T WORRY GAZ YOUR LOVER IS ON HIS WAY! (Swam off to go see Gaz, he is going to be in a lot of pain soon.)
-Zim and Dib- O.k.
-Zim- Shoo well, glad that's over with now. If you'll excuse me, big headed humanoid I have to go save Amethyst from the vile earth monkey. So bye. (He swam off.)
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG, AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY! (He began to swim after Zim, but surprisingly Zim was a very good swimmer. He was out of breath just trying to keep up with Zim.) How is it that he can swim so well? He's supposed to be weak against water. THIS IS INSANE!
-Jess- (Then a surfer guy about Paige's age was surfing some waves, but he was about to crash into Dib.) Watch out, Dude. (He hit Dib and wiped out and the two washed up on shore.) Dude what's your problem? man your big head totally ruined my surfing!
-Dib- (He yelled at the poor kid who was younger than him. Now let me describe what Jess looks like. He had long blond surfer boy hair. He wore and necklace with a hot pink shell on it. And he was wearing blue swim trunks with orange waves and purple swirls and he had blue eyes.) MY HEAD'S NOT BIG! And I'm sorry but...
-Jess- No, you see sorry doesn't cut it, and yes your head is big, in fact it looks like one of my surfboards, and speaking of which… (He grabbed for his board, but it was broke.) Oh dude your big head totally ruined my surfboard.
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG! And I'm sorry but... Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go stop the evil alien menaces. Look, I'm sorry about your board, kid, but you'll thank me some day. (He ran off.)
-Jess- Whatever weirdo. (He looked at his board.) Oh, my poor board. My parents are gonna kill me, this is the third board this week. Oh well, at least it wasn't my fault for once, and maybe I can get a new surfboard from the surf shack. (He ran over to the surf shack.) Hey man, this big-headed jerk totally ruined my surfboard.
-Mush stash guy- (It was the same guy from the last chapter, the one the little kid got the ice cream from he looked at the surf board and got all excited.) Oh no, way dude ha-ha, it's too bad you didn't get your wipeout on camera, because that would have been awesome.
-Jess- No it wouldn't, it was incredibly painful.
-Mush stash guy- Nice, Bra.
-Jess- (He groaned.) Look man, can you just give me a new surfboard please?
-Mush stash guy- I could, but first I need you to sign this. (He took out the sign sheet and a pen and gave it to Jess)
-Jess- Wait, why do I have to sign this? And more importantly, what is it?
-Mush stash guy- All very good questions, but I'm not going to tell you the answers. Now you can either sign the sheet, or not get a surfboard, your choice.
-Jess- Alright, fine. (He signed the sheet and gave it to him.) I hope you're happy weirdo.
-Mush stash guy- Oh I am and here's your surfboard, Dude. (He gave him the board.)
-Jess- Whatever and p.s., fake mustaches are so not cool. See yah. (He laughed.)
-Mush stash guy- That's two signatures down, and only six more to go and I am so totally loving this Ha-ha!
Setting 2 Back with Dib
Dib was looking for Zim. He was on the beach and still having no such luck finding the evil alien monster.
-Dib- Uw, where did that evil alien monster go? (He groaned.) I can't believe my rotten luck. First, I find out that I have to go on this stupid vacation. Then when I finally find, something good about this dumb trip, Will has the nerve to steal MY COMPUTER, and then he throws the only extra key to his dumb safe into the ocean. Then I find out, that Zim and Amethyst are both here on the same stupid beach as me. Oh, I should have known that those two where behind whatever is going on around here. But wait, that can't be right, this thing has been going on for a hundred years. Does that mean that those two have been trying to take over the Earth for longer than I thought? No, that's impossible. (He groaned.) I'm just so confused. And then, to top it all off, that stupid surfer kid made fun of my head. Jeez is all of mankind's main goal in life to make fun of my head? I mean, come on people, IT'S NOT THAT BIG. O.k., maybe it is a little bit big, but it's not my fault. (He groaned.) Could this day possibly get any worse?
-Victoria- Heads up! (She throws a Frisbee for her dog. It hit Dib in the head.)
-Dib- (The Frisbee hit him hard and he fell to the groaned.) I just had to ask. (The nock on the head made him pass out.)
-Victoria- (She and her dog ran up to the poor hurt big headed boy.) Oh I am so sorry I was playing fetch with my dog, and I didn't see you there. Please tell me you're o.k.
-Dib- (He woke up very anger.) No, I am not o.k. I...I... (Then he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had long black hair in a pony tail held by a blue hair thing. She had blue eyes and she was wearing a black and blue striped two-piece bathing suit, and was his age and height and had a black diamond necklace and earrings. Dib was just in shock from her beauty. DIRECT HIT CUPID MAHAHAH!)
-Victoria- Again I am so sorry I did not see you there. Oh man, I am such a klutz, please don't be mad at me. Please tell me you're alright.
-Dib- I...I...I...
-Victoria- Ah, hello in, there are you o.k.?
-Dib- (He was still in shock and random music began to play.)
-Random Music- So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
-Victoria- Hello are you alright…O.k. Umm… Aloha, you must be a vacationer. My name's Victoria, you know like victory, some weird joke thought up by my parents. And you are?
-Random Music-How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love
-Victoria- Hello in there, I just asked what your name is?
-Random Music- So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
-Dib- I'm Membrane Dib...I MEAN DIB MEMBRANE...
-Victoria- Ha-ha he finally speaks and he's funny too. Ha-ha. Aloha Dib it's very nice to meet you (She shook his hand.)
-Random Music- These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no
Come on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
-Victoria- Hmm Membrane you say… are you any relation to the famous Professor Membrane that owns that lab down the street?
-Dib- Ah yah he's my mom… I mean Dad.
-Victoria- Ha-ha there you go again making me laugh, Dib. Ha-ha.
-Random Music- Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love
-Victoria- Ha-ah, so I was right. Oh, you must love having him for a dad. I remember one time my class went on a Skool field trip to his lab. It was so cool. So for how long are you staying here?
-Dib- Forever, if you like.
-Victoria- Ha-ha do you ever stop making me laugh, Dib, ha-ha?
-Random Music- We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love
-Dib- Oh I mean a week.
-Victoria- Ha-ha. Oh, well in that case do you want me to take you on a tour of the island?
-Random Music- Accidentally
I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally Accidentally
-Dib- Yes, I would like that very much, thank you and... (Then her dog bit him hard in the leg. By the way her dog is a cute brown puppy with a curly tail, floppy ears and a blue collar.) OW!
-Victoria- Oh I am so sorry. BAD ALEXIS! Oh I am so sorry… man, I seem to be saying that a lot today, don't I? Ha-ha. Any way I am so very sorry. Here let me take you to the surf sack so we can get a Band-Aid for that bite.
-Dib-Ah no, that won't be necessary, I'm fine.
-Victoria- No really, I insist it's the least I could do.
-Dib- O.k. but...
-Victoria- Great come on lets go. (She grabbed his hand and they headed for the surf shack.)
-Random Music- Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her
Love ...I'm in love
Setting 3 At the surf shack
Victoria and Dib ran up to the surf shack and Alexis followed close behind.
-Victoria- Ah, excuse me Sir, I need a Band-Aid for my friend here. You see my dog kind of bit him and...
-Mush stash guy- O.k. sure... (He looked at Dib.) Whoa dude your head is huge.
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG!
-Victoria- Yeah and that's not very nice.
-Mush stash guy- I know, but it's so true.
-Victoria- (She groaned.) Whatever. Look man, can you just give me the stupid band-aids?
-Mush stash guy- I could, but first I need you two to sign this sheet. (He gave her the sheet.)
-Victoria- Wait why do I have to sign this... Oh whatever, here. (She gave him the sheet after she signed both her's and Dib's name on it.) Now can you just give me the stupid band aid already?
-Mush stash guy- Certainly, here you go.
-Victoria- (She snatched the band-aids from his hands.) Thanks. Come on, Dib let's leave this weird fake mustache wearing freak alone. (They leave.)
-Mush stash guy- O.k. that's two more signatures down and only four more, to go and this is the best idea I've ever had. Ha-ha.
-Victoria- (She was putting a band aid on Dib's leg.) Man, that guy was such a jerk. I can't believe he made fun of your head like that.
-Dib- Oh that's ok, I'm used to it.
-Victoria- Oh, you are. I'm so sorry to hear that. That's so sad. Anyway, Dib, I am really very, very, very, sorry about my dog. She's had most of her shots.
-Dib- What do you mean, most of?
-Victoria- Ha-ha, don't worry Dib, I was just kidding ha-ha, but seriously, I am really sorry about my dog.
-Dib- Oh, don't worry it's ok. I seem to have a knack for attracting dogs' teeth.
-Victoria- Ha-ha! Well, I'm still very sorry. Anyway, there we go, Dib. (She put the band aid on his leg and helped Dib up.) So, do you still want that tour of the island?
-Dib- Sure.
-Victoria- Good. Oh, and Dib aren't you going to congratulate me?
-Dib- For what, fixing my leg?
-Victoria- No silly, today's my Birthday.
-Dib- Oh, it is Happy Birthday, how old are you?
-Victoria- 14.
-Dib- Really, me too.
-Victoria- Cool. Anyway Dib, before we begin this tour, I was wondering. You see I am having a party tonight, and I was wondering if you might want to come.
-Dib- Really, you want me to come to your birthday party, but we just met?
-Victoria- So, I can already tell that you're a great guy, and I like you a lot.
-Dib- You do?
-Victoria- Ah-huh, so do you want to come?
-Dib- Sure, why not?
-Victoria- Great. Now on with the tour. (She grabbed his hand and the two of them walked off together.)
Setting 4 Back at the surf shack
Will was at the surf shack with Allee in a stroller desperately trying to get information out of the surf shack guy.
-Will- Look man, I just want to know where my little sister and friend are you can't possibly miss them. My sister has pink bun pig tails, and my friend has this huge head. I mean, seriously, you could see his head from outer space.
-Mush stash guy- Oh yah, I remember him, he was with this girl...
-Will- Really a girl, huh… he's more of a player than I thought. So, which way did they go?
-Mush stash guy- Uw sorry, dude, I can't tell you that.
-Will- What, but why not?
-Mush stash guy- Because, I need you to sign this first. (He gave the pen and paper to Will.)
-Will- Wait, but why do I have to sign this… Oh, whatever. (He signed it.) There, now tell me where my friend is?
-Mush stash guy- He went that way.
-Will- Finally, thank you. Come on Allee lets... (Then he noticed that Allee was not in the stroller.) What the? Allee where'd you go?
-Allee- (She was on the counter of the surf shack) Mine! (She grabbed the fake mustache on the guy's face.)
- Mustache guy- Ouch
-Will- Well, that's what you get for being difficult and wearing a stupid fake mustaches you jerk, and by the way, that is so lame. (He picked up Allee.) Come on Allee, let's go. And give me that thing, you have no idea where it's been. (He took the mustache away from Allee, and threw it back at the guy.) See you later, freak. (He and Allee left.)
-Mush stash guy- (He put the mustache back on.) Oh, sooner than you think, bra sooner than you think. Ha-ha. Man, that really hurt.
Setting 5 back with Dib and Victoria.
Will ran up to Dib and Victoria.
-Will- Hey Dib, wait up.
-Dib- What do you want, Will? I thought you said you wanted nothing to do with a stupid paranormal investigator like me?
-Will- Oh, come on, Dib, you know I was just kidding and mad when I said that. Anyway, have you seen my little sister Paige?
-Dib- Ah no, Will, I thought she was with you.
-Will- She was, but we got separated and... Ah, Dib, who's this? (He said in an angry and suspicious tone of voice.)
-Victoria- Aloha. I'm Victoria. What's your name?
-Will- Ah, Will.
-Victoria- Cool. Aw, is this your little sister. Aw, she's so cute.
-Will- Ah, thanks, but I don't think you should be getting that close to her. She does not take kindly to strangers.
-Victoria- Oh well, I'll just have to fix that now won't I? Hi cuty. Goochy Goochy Goo. (Then Allee grabbed her hair.) Ow my hair. (She jerked her hair out of Allee's grip.)
-Will- Ha-ha, good Allee. Anyway, Dib, have you seen my sister? Mom says it's her turn to take care of Allee and...
-Dib- No Will, I have not seen your stupid sister. It's not my job to keep track of her, it's yours.
-Will- Well, excuse me for asking. (The two glared at each other.)
-Victoria- Oh, come on guys, let's not fight. Dib, why don't we help your friend find his little sister? It will be fun.
-Dib- It will?
-Victoria- Yah, I know if I lost any of my brothers, I would be devastated.
-Dib- You have brothers?
-Victoria- Ah-huh, two of them. One is probably off surfing right now, and the other, well, he just likes to keep to himself. Anyway you guys, times a wasting so let's go find that sister of yours, Will. What do you say Dib?
-Dib- O.k. Victoria, if you say so. Will, we'll help you find Paige.
-Will- Whatever, let's just go now. (They went off to find Paige.)
-Me- Well, that is it for now fanfiction people. I hope you all enjoy my introduction of these two new characters and the continuation of the old character from the last chapter. I wonder if anybody can figure out who he is. Anyway all of the new characters will be on my deviantart page as soon as my scanner stops being an idiot earth contraption. That's right. I am mad my stupid scanner won't scan, but that does not mean that I am going to keep you people from my genius. I mean, come on, just because I have to suffer, that does not mean that you have to. I hope you all like them when they are up, if they ever get up, but until then I hope my descriptions were enough. Anyway, fanfiction people, until next time send me plenty of reviews and ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!