-Me- Yeah, another Chapter I don't own, Invader Zim or, the song, or the surprise guests. I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Setting 1 The Beach
Amethyst was catching her breath. She had been running from Meef for nearly two hours and man, was she tired. But she thought that now she had finally lost him and that, my dear fanfiction people, is where the newest chapter begins.
-Amethyst- (She was panting with every word.) I think I've finally lost that filthy human. (She was really out of breath.)
-Paige- (She walked up having just seen who she thought was her best friend, and she was holding her surfboard.) Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Ahh! (She screamed thinking it was Meef.)
-Paige- Oh Amethyst, it is you!
-Amethyst- What? Oh Paige, thank goodness it's you...Wait Paige? Hey girl!
-Paige- Hey Amethyst. Oh, it is so good to see you. (She hugged her best friend.)
-Amethyst- It's great to see you too, Paige, now could you please let go of me?
-Paige- (She let go a little embarrassed.) Whoops, sorry, Amethyst. I'm just so existed to see you. You have no idea how awful this stupid vacation has been for me.
-Amethyst- What do you mean?
-Paige- Well, first of all, not only did I not get to say good bye to you...
-Amethyst- Yah, sorry about that, Paige, but the whole vacation thing kind of sprang on me at the last minute.
-Paige- Oh, that's o.k. Amethyst, and second of all, guess who I have to vacation with.
-Amethyst- Who?
-Paige- Dib.
-Amethyst- Uw, that really is terrible.
-Paige- Tell me about it.
-Amethyst- Yah, that really does stink well, better you then me.
-Paige- Oh thanks a lot Amethyst.
-Amethyst- You're, welcome Paige.
-Paige- (She sighed a little angry that her friend did not seem to care about her problems.) So how's your vacation going so far, Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Oh man, you think you've got it bad, Paige. I just ran into the most disgusting, revolting, vile, filthy, human in the world.
-Paige- You mean Dib?
-Amethyst- No, although I did run into him a couple of minutes ago, but he is not the one I'm talking about. I'm talking about Meef.
-Paige- Who's Meef?
-Amethyst- He's this disgusting human from my Skool that won't leave me alone. He has this monster huge crush on me, and no matter what I do, he just won't die. I'm serious. I've tried pummeling him with dodge balls, blasting him into outer space. I've even tried attacking him with a robot gopher, but nothing works, metaphorically speaking of course.
-Paige- O.k., so it's like my relationship with Curly?
-Amethyst- Yes, although it's infinity times worse.
-Paige- Wow that sounds really bad... So anyway, Amethyst, do you want to go surfing?
-Amethyst- Let me get this straight, Paige. I just told you the worst news in the world and you want to go surfing?
-Paige- Uh yah.
-Amethyst- O.k. sure, why not? Just let me get my surfboard from Gir and Kierra. I'm sure they're around here somewhere. (She yelled out to the ocean.) GIR, KIERRA!
-Paige- Wait Amethyst, so you mean you let your little brother and cat ride your surfboard unsupervised?
-Amethyst- No my little brother's not here he is at the boarding Skool that I went to a couple of years ago. So I let my cat and dog ride my surfboard unsupervised.
-Paige- Huh?
-Amethyst- What they're ah… highly tried surfing cat and dog.
-Paige- How do you train a cat and a dog to surf?
-Amethyst- It's not easy. Oh, here they come now.
-Gir- (He was riding on Kierra's shoulders and they where surfing a huge wave.) WEEHOO!
-Kierra- AHH!
-Amethyst- Look out. (She and Paige got out of Gir and Kierra's way and poor Gir and Kierra went smack dab into the sand. Man, that's gotta hurt.)
-Kierra- (She spit some sand out of her mouth and stomped over to Gir, who's head was in the sand.) Gir, you idiot robot, I can't believe you talked me into doing that, we could've died.
-Gir- (He came out of the sand, all happy like.) Weehoo, let's do that again!
-Kierra- Gir, you are so... (Then Kierra noticed Paige and Amethyst coming near them, so she sat down like an ordinary "blue cat") I mean Meow.
-Paige- Uh Amethyst, did your cat just talk?
-Amethyst- Uh no.
-Paige- O.k. then. Hey Gir and Kierra, aw, you two seem to get cuter every time I see you.
(She petted Kierra a little, and Kierra pretended to purr just like a normal cat, as for Gir, well…)
-Gir- PIGGY! (He ran after this poor guy who was dressed as a pig.)
-Pig Guy- AHH! OH WHY DID I CHOOSE TODAY TO WEAR MY PIG OUTFIT!
-Gir- (He attacked the poor guy.) YEAH!
-Paige- Uh Amethyst, shouldn't we do something?
-Amethyst- Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine. (She walked over to her surfboard, who knows what happened to the other one, but this one was broken in half.) Oh no, look at my surfboard. GIR YOU DESTROYED MY SURFBOARD, YOU STUPID DOG!
-Pig Guy- (He was running around the place with Gir on top of him) AHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!
-Gir- (He was still riding the pig guy.) Weehoo!
-Kierra- Gir, stop this! (She ran after Gir.)
-Paige- Uh don't worry Amethyst. I'm sure we can get you a new one at the surf shack.
-Amethyst- Whatever. (She throws the pieces to the side not caring about littering, because, well she's evil.) Come on, Paige let's go.
-Paige- O.k., but Amethyst, don't you think we should do something?
-Pig Guy- (At this point Gir was now sucking on the guy's head, not very comfortable.) AHH! HELP ME PLEASE!
-Amethyst- Nah, I'm sure Gir can handle himself. So come on Paige.
-Paige- O.k. Amethyst, but Gir's not really the one I was worried about. (They walked to the surf shack.)
Setting 2 the Surf shack.
Paige and Amethyst walked up to the surf shack.
-Paige- (She walked up to the Mustache guy from the last chapter.) Uh, excuse me, sir, my friend here needs a new surfboard.
-Mustache Guy- (He had his back turned.) Sure… (He turned and saw Amethyst and Paige.) Wow dude, uh you do realize that your friend has green skin right?
-Amethyst- (She was ticked.) Yah, so it's a skin condition, what you want to make something of it, filthy human? (She wanted to punch this degusting human.)
-Paige- Now calm down, Amethyst, we don't need to start a fight. (She was pulling Amethyst away from the Mustache guy, and man, was Amethyst not enjoying that)
-Amethyst- No Paige, quit. You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Mustache guy- A little.
-Amethyst- That's it.
-Paige- (She stopped Amethyst just in time. Man, Paige sure is strong. Lots of practice I guess.) I suggest you give my friend her board before she kills you.
- Mustache guy- I could do that, but first I need you two to sign this. (He got out the signup sheet.)
-Amethyst- No, first I need to rearrange your face.
-Paige- Hold on. Look Amethyst, see I'll sign it for you.
-Amethyst- Fine, whatever.
-Paige- (She signed her's and Amethyst's names on the sheet.) Here you go, sir. (She gave him the sheet.)
- Mustache guy- (He took the sheet from her.) Thank you, and here is your surfboard. (He gave Paige the surfboard.)
-Paige- Thanks. Come on Amethyst, lets go.
-Amethyst- You may have won this round, filthy human, but next time you won't be so lucky.
-Paige- O.k. Amethyst, let's go before...
-Amethyst- I mean it, if I ever see your face again, you will not survive long.
-Paige- O.k. then, let's hope you don't see him again. (She pulled Amethyst back to the beach so they could surf.)
- Mustache Guy- Man, that girl could give Eva a run for her money. O.k. so that's two more signatures down, and only one more to go.
-Meef- Uh excuse, me sir.
- Mustache Guy- What can I do for you, little man?
-Meef- Have you seen the prettiest green girl in the world?
- Mustache Guy- Uh, let me think. Is this girl about yay big, bold hair, and swore attitude.
-Meef- Yah that's her, have you seen her?
- Mustache Guy- Yes.
-Meef- Ow, where did she go? Tell me, tell me, TELL ME!
- Mustache Guy- Dude chill out! I'll tell you where she went, but first I need you to sign this.
-Meef- Sure, I'll do anything to be with my one true love. (He signed the paper and gave it to the Mustache guy.) Here you go.
- Mustache Guy- Thanks dude, and she went that way.
-Meef- Oh thank you sir, don't worry Amethyst. I'm on my way. Wee! (He ran off towards the water.)
- Mustache Guy- O.k. that's all eight signatures. Do you know what that means, Chef?
-Chef- That we get to finally leave this beach and go to our new producer's camp.
- Mustache Guy- Yes, that, and the fact that tomorrow these eight unsuspecting kids, any sibling they may have that are over the age of ten, and their pets, will all take part in the newest reality game show, hosted by me. (He took off the mustache.) Chris Maclean from Total Drama Island and Action, and this is Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island!
-Chef- Chris, Man, that's a mouth full.
-Chris- I know, but our writer couldn't think of anything better. Anyway, for the next three days these lucky eight campers will be forced to compete in five excruciatingly hard challenges, some of them may not survive. And here is the twist not only will they be paired with one of their fellow campers for the full three days, but they must also bring along any siblings they have that are over ten, and pets too, for moral support and for supervision, because that was a concern last time, most of our interns are now in the hospitals thanks to testing out these challenges, ha-ha. Oh, and there will be no dock of sham, no boat of losers, just three days of nonstop death-defying challenges for our lucky campers and for the two campers that actually survive. They will win this mystery grand prize which even I don't know what it is. Seriously, I don't. And, best of all, our campers will get to share their innermost thoughts with the video diaries and no matter, how they signed up they have no choice but to compete. That's the great thing about lawyers. So who will win this new reality game show? Find out tomorrow on Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island!
-Chef- Chris, man, who are you talking to?
-Chris- The audience, duh.
-Chef- Oh, so can we go now?
-Chris- Sure.
Setting 3 In the Water
Amethyst and Paige were in the water sitting on their surfboards.
-Paige- Amethyst you really do need to learn to control your anger.
-Amethyst- No I don't, that filthy human deserved it. No one makes fun of my skin condition and gets away with it. You should know that by now, Paige. And beside he was a weirdo.
-Paige- Yah, but he seemed kind of familiar, don't you think?
-Amethyst- No. If you ask me, all of you disgusting earth creatures are the same, just a bunch of... Uh… Hey Paige, are you even listening to me? (She noticed that Paige was staring out into the distance in some kind of trance, and music started to play)
-Random Music- Summer's comin'
There're gonna drive us crazy
Let's go!
Oh yeah
-Amethyst- Uh Paige, hello are you o.k.
-Paige- Depends who's Paige?
-Amethyst- Uh, you are.
-Paige- I am?
-Amethyst- Uh yah, o.k. What is the matter with you, Paige, you're starting to freak out your friend here?
-Random Music- When I saw him diving,
Diving deep into the deep end
I just had to ask my girlfriend
Who he was
-Paige- Uh, Amethyst, who's he?
-Amethyst- Who?
-Paige- Him. (She pointed to Jess who was now surfing)
-Random Music- She said I don't know his name
But, he's been sweating you all day
So maybe you should dive in
With him, girl because Summer's here, the radio is playin'
All the songs we know
There're gonna drive us crazy
Ready set go!
-Amethyst- O.k., how am I supposed to know that? But, you know if you want my opinion, Paige, if you really like, him I think you should go talk to him.
-Paige- Oh no, I couldn't don't that. I mean, just look at him, he's the cutest guy in the world. What would I say?
-Amethyst- Well, I don't know about you, Paige, but I'm going to say this. (She yelled at Jess.) HEY SURFER HUMAN COME OVER HERE!
-Paige- (She put her hand over Amethyst's mouth.) No Amethyst, are you crazy?
-Amethyst- No you're crazy, Paige, for touching me.
-Paige- I'm sorry, Amethyst, but I'm too scared to talk to him.
-Amethyst- Well, you'd better grow some backbone soon, because here he comes.
-Random Music- Summertime guys
School is out, the sun is shinin'
Summertime guys
I think I wanna make him mine
Nothin' like the feelin'
That you get inside
Look him in the eyes
Summertime guys
-Jess- Aloha ladies, did one of you two just call me?
-Amethyst- Yah I did.
-Random Music- Saw him at the movies
Yeah, he said he thought he knew me
From the mall or maybe school,
And he was hot
-Jess- Cool, so you two must be vacationers. Welcome to Hawaii. I'm Jess, and what are your names?
-Amethyst- I'm Amethyst and this is my best friend Paige. Say hello, Paige.
-Paige- Hello, Paige. (Amethyst slapped her forehead in frustration.)
-Jess- Ha-ha, well, that's one way of saying hello. It's very nice to meet you Amethyst and Pineapple Princess.
-Amethyst- Uh hello stupid human. I told you her name is Paige.
-Paige- Oh that's ok, Amethyst, he can call me whatever he wants.
-Amethyst- But it's a stupid name.
-Jess- No, it's not. It's her hair, it reminds me of two pineapples in a tree on a royal beach.
-Paige- Aw, that is so romantic.
-Amethyst- I think I'm going to be sick.
-Jess- Ha-ha. So anyway, do you two ladies want to go surfing?
-Amethyst- Yes, now you're talking my language. Let's go, Paige.
-Paige- Sure, I'll go anywhere he does. (So they went surfing and Paige and Amethyst were great and so was Jess.)
-Random Music- Said there was a party
On the beach at seven-thirty
Would I like to meet him there?
I said "Why not?" I call my girls on the phone
Said there's a party goin' on
It's time to light this rocket
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Summertime guys
School is out, the sun is shinin'
Summertime guys
I think I wanna make him mine
Nothin' like the feelin'
That you get inside
Look him in the eyes
Summertime guys
Summertime guys Summer's here, radio is playin'
All the songs we know
There're gonna drive us crazy
Ready set go!
-Jess- (He and the girls were catching their breath on their boards, having just done some awesome surfing.) Man you ladies sure can surf.
-Amethyst- Naturally.
-Jess- Ha-ha, cool. So my sister is having her surfing birthday party tonight. Do guys want to come?
-Amethyst- Sure.
-Random Music- Summertime guys
School is out, the sun is shinin'
Summertime guys
I think I wanna make him mine
Nothin' like the feelin'
That you get inside
Look him in the eyes
Summertime guys Summertime guys
Nothin' like the feelin'
That you get inside
Look him in the eyes
Summertime guys (The music ended and Paige snapped, out of it remembering something.)
-Paige- Wait, tonight, isn't that dangerous? What about the sharks?
-Amethyst- What are sharks?
-Paige- Oh come on Amethyst, don't tell me you don't know what sharks are.
-Amethyst- Of course I know what sharks are, Paige. I just wanted to make sure you did.
-Paige- O.k., well sharks are these giant killer fish that eat anything even humans, and they hunt at night, and are attracted to blood and splashing and a lot of other stuff.
-Jess- Chill, Pineapple Princess, sharks don't come to this island.
-Paige- They don't?
-Jess- No, you see that lab over there? It keeps them away. So we can surf as much as we want here, but if anyone was to dress up like a shark or yell "shark", man, there would be pure chaos on the beach.
-Amethyst- Really? (She said in an evil way.)
-Jess- Oh yah.
-Paige- You know, my dad works at that Lab.
-Jess- No way. So you mean your dad's Professor Hethcoat.
-Paige- Yah.
-Jess- Oh, that's so awesome, dude. Your dad and Professor Membrane are like legends to us surfers. Thanks to their lab we can surf any time we want for as much as we want. So that makes you like the daughter of a legend.
-Paige- It does?
-Jess- Yah. So will you guys come?
-Amethyst- Oh, we'll be there. (She started laughing very evilly just like her dad, then she coughed a little, because man is evil laughing murder on the throat, and I should know)
-Paige- Uh are you o.k. Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Uh yah sure, I was just...
-Meef- AMETHYST! (He was a good distance from her, but he was still close enough for Amethyst to see the IMPENDING DOOM!)
-Amethyst- Ahh! Oh, I just remembered, I have to be somewhere. Sorry, Paige, I'll see you and Jess tonight. GIR KIERRA!
-Kierra- (She came out from under the water next to Amethyst and saluted.) Yes, Master.
-Gir- (He did the same thing, but he was holding the head piece of the pig guy's costume.) Weehoo!
-Amethyst- Uh Gir why do you have a pig's head… Oh never mind. Come on, we've got to get out of here. To the new base! (She ran screaming, and Gir and Kierra, followed and Gir was still as excited as ever.)
-Meef- Wait up my love! (He ran off after Amethyst.)
-Jess- O.k., Pineapple Princess, your friend is really weird.
-Paige- You have no idea, but at least she's better than having no friends at all.
-Jess- O.k. so do you want to go surf some more?
-Paige- Sure I...
-Will- (He was calling for Paige out on the beach.) PAIGE!
-Paige- Oh no, stupid Will what could he possibly want now?
-Jess- What's wrong Pineapple Princess?
-Paige- Oh, my stupid brother is calling me. I have to go. I'm sorry.
-Jess- Oh no, sweet Pineapple Princess I'll come with you.
-Paige- Are you sure he's kind of weird?
-Jess- Trust me, as weird as he is I bet my brother and sister are weirder.
-Paige- O.k., don't say I didn't warn you. (They swam to sore)
-Me- Well, I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter and I really hope that I can get a new scanner soon. Anyway show of hands who all knew that Chris was the Mustache guy besides you JoeMerl. I hope it was not that obvious well just wait till the characters find out what they have signed up for when I told my friend about the challenges she said that mine sounded even more insane then the shows, and can anyone guess who Jess siblings are I bet you can if you try. Any way I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter remember to always review and until next time I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!
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