-Me- Yeah, another chapter. OK is it just me or do I always say that? Oh well, I guess I'm just so excited to be doing this WOOHOO! So enjoy… oh, and one more, thing. I don't own Invader Zim or the song in here. I just own all of my characters. Oh and one more thing NICK WILL PAY! YOU HEAR, ME STUPID NICK, YOU WILL PAY FOR DESTROYING MY FAVORIT SHOW! TRUST ME ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL PAY MAHAHAH!
Setting 1 The Beach
Will, Dib, and Victoria were walking around on the beach looking for Paige.
-Will- Paige!
-Dib- Paige!
-Victoria- Paige!
-Will- Paige! Come on sis, where are you?
-Paige- (She walked up to them with Jess by her side.) Don't have a cow, bro, I'm right here.
-Will- Paige, there you are, where have you been... (She opened her mouth to say something, but Will stopped her.) Never mind, mom says it's your turn to watch Allee. (He said, pushing Allee's stroller towards Paige.)
-Paige- Why do I have to take care of Allee, Will? (She pushed Allee back to her brother.)
-Will- Because mom says so. (He pushed Allee back to her.)
-Paige- But she likes you best. (She pushed Allee back.)
-Will- Oh come on Paige, you know that's not true. (He picked up Allee.) Just look at that little face. You love your older sister, don't you Allee? (Allee blew a bubble with her spit.) Aw isn't that cute?
-Paige- Will, she's blowing a spit bubble.
-Jess- But it's a cute spit bubble.
-Will- Exactly thank you, wait a minute. Who are you?
-Jess- Jess Jones surfer extraordinaire at you service. (He put out his hand for Will to shake it.)
-Will- (He took his hand and shook it, but he was still very suspicious and mad.) Hi, I'm Will Hethcoat, highly concerned older brother.
-Paige- Ha-ha, what a kidder… be quiet Will, you're embarrassing me.
-Jess- Oh don't worry Pineapple Princess, he's just trying to be a good older brother.
-Will- Yah... Hey wait a minute... Pineapple Princess… What kind of a name is that?
-Jess- It's a nickname. All us surfer dudes give our girls nicknames.
-Will- Oh, and since when is my sister your girl and... (Then Paige stepped on his foot.) Ow, geeze, Paige, what did you do that for?
-Paige- Quiet Will, or next time I'll make it really hurt.
-Jess- Now calm down guys, since when has fighting ever solved anything and... (Then he noticed Dib) Hey wait a minute, you're the big headed jerk who totally ruined my surfing.
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG and, whatever happened to fighting never solves anything?
-Jess- I think I'll make an exception for you jerk. (He said, getting ready to punch Dib even though he was clearly younger, and shorter than him, but the look in his eyes still made Dib a little worried.)
-Dib- Ah look, I'm sorry about your board, but you were the one who bumped into me.
-Jess- Oh yah, well, you were the idiot who just stood there in a stupid gaze. So now you're going to pay. (He was going to hurt Dib, but then Victoria ran up and hugged her little brother.)
-Victoria- Hey Jess, it's so good to see you.
-Jess- It's great to see you too, Victoria. Now, could you please let go of me. (She let go of him and man, was Dib confused)
-Dib- Wait Victoria you know this guy?
-Victoria- Ah-huh everyone… this is my little brother Jess, can't you just see the family resemblance?
-Will- Yah, you both are giving me the creeps. (Paige stepped on his foot again) Ow!
-Paige- I warned you Will, now shut your big mouth or else.
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
-Paige- I wasn't talking to you Dib, and besides, I said big mouth not big head.
-Dib- Sorry force of habit.
-Jess- What an idiot. Victoria, I can't believe you actually know this stupid idiot.
-Victoria- He's not a stupid idiot, Jess, he's a very sweet guy and I invited him to my birthday surfing party tonight.
-Jess- Well, I invited her and...
-Victoria- That's great Jess, the more the merrier, I always say.
-Will- Wait, back up you mean you two are having a surfing party tonight? ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY? WHAT ABOUT SHARKS! I don't think my little sister should be going to this... (Paige hit him again.) Ouch, again!
-Paige- I can take care of myself Will, and besides, Jess says that thanks to our dad's lab we don't have to worry about sharks, because they're afraid of the lab.
-Will- OH COME ON PAIGE, WE BOTH KNOW THAT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Sharks go wherever they want, and no science lab can stop them no matter how advanced it is and Dib, I'm surprised at you. I thought you wanted to go do your para... (Dib stepped on Will's foot and he began to hop in pain.) Ow geeze since when did I become everybody's personal stepping bag? Dib, what's your problem? I thought you wanted to...
-Dib- Be quiet Will, we can do that stuff latter. So Victoria do you still want to give me that tour?
-Victoria- Sure.
-Zack- VICTORIA, JESS, THERE YOU TWO ARE!
-Victoria- (A big, very scary looking teenage boy came up to them. He had messed up, spiky punk boy black hair, a spiky dog collar around his neck, and two bracelets that matched his necklace on each hand. His ears were pierced, he had blue eyes, and wore a black bathing suit with a bit of grey at the top, and man does he ever look mad. TROUBLE!) Oh no, speak of the devil. Hi Bro.
-Zack- Don't you hi bro me. Where have you two been? I've been looking all over for you guys.
-Jess- Chill out Zack, we were coming home eventually.
-Zack- Eventually is never, with you two now come on you guys, we've got work to do. (He grabbed his siblings' hands and was ready to pull them away, but Dib would not allow that.)
-Dib- Maybe they don't wanna leave.
-Zack- (He looked at Dib angrily that this little kid is telling him off.) Excuse me, do you have any idea who you're talking to, kid?
-Dib- (He was getting a little scared) No but...
-Zack- Well allow me to enlighten you. I am Zackary Jones, their older brother, and I can do whatever I want to my little siblings. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK!
-Dib- WELL, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TREAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER LIKE THIS ON HER BIRTHDAY!
-Zack- You've got guts, kid.
-Dib- Thank you.
Zack- But, you're also a complete idiot.
-Dib- Hey, what's that's supposed to mean?
-Zack- It means, it's incredibly stupid to try and pick a fight with me, considering the fact that I could beat you up in a second.
-Dib- You just try it. I'm not afraid of you.
-Zack- Brave words from someone who's about to be dead. (He was about to punch Dib, but then Victoria got in his way.)
-Victoria- No, wait Zack don't, hurt him. (She turned to Dib.) Look Dib, please try to understand I love the fact that you stood up for me, but my brother is not the kind of guy that you want to pick a fight with.
-Dib- But Victoria, I...
-Victoria- Shh...It's o.k. I'll be alright, I'll see you tonight Dib.
-Jess- Yah, bye Pineapple Princess, I'll see you tonight. (He and Victoria kissed Paige and Dib on the check too.)
-Victoria and Jess- Bye. (They left with Zack and Dib, and Paige fainted.)
-Will- Oh great, could this situation get any worse?
-Allee- (She began to cry.) Waahh!
-Will- You're not helping, Allee. (He signed.)
Setting 2 Zim's New Base
Amethyst, Kierra, and Gir ran into the new base. They had just barely escaped Meef, and they where panting in front of the door.
-Amethyst- (She was panting with every word.) I think we finally lost him.
-Gir- Weehoo, let's do that again.
-Amethyst- Gir, you cannot honestly tell me that you enjoyed running for our lives.
-Gir- Ah-huh, it was fun, YEAH! Huh, wait a minute! Where's my piggy head? WHY! MY PIGGY HEAD IS GONE, WAAHH!
-Kierra- Oh be quiet, Gir. What are you complaining about any way, you've got thousands of stupid rubber piggies in your room.
-Gir- Huh, you're right Kierra Buddy. Piggy Pile, here I come, YEAH! (He ran off for his room.)
-Kierra- (She groaned.) Master, why did you leave me with him? Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get him to let go of that human? Who wears a pig suit to the beach anyway? (She groaned really loud this time.) THERE'S NO LOGIC WHEN IT COMES TO THIS STUPID PLANET!
-Amethyst- I'm sorry Kierra, but I had more important things to do.
-Kierra- Oh yah, sure Master, stupid surfing is way more important than helping me.
-Amethyst- I wasn't just surfing, Kierra I had to distract Paige away from Gir's weird behavior, and besides, Kierra hanging out with Paige gave me an ingenious new plan. (She laughed a little under her breath.)
-Kierra- What are you talking about, Master?
-Amethyst- Oh you'll see Kierra you'll see. Now come on, Kierra last one in the pool is a Slorby. (She ran for the pool, ready to jump in, and swim with Mini Moose who was enjoying himself, but Kierra stopped her just as she was very close to the water.)
-Kierra- (She got in front of her master.) Wait Master, shouldn't we go back out there?
-Amethyst- Are you crazy Kierra? What if Meef is still out there? I don't want him to hug me. Kierra, you have no idea what it's like to have a filthy human hug you. It's disgusting!
-Kierra- But Master what about your father? He's probably worried sick about you by now. Shouldn't you at least call him?
-Amethyst- No Kierra, don't be silly. Dad will probably figure out that I came back to the base eventually. After all, Kierra, it is the safest place around here.
-Kierra- But, Master...
-Amethyst- Oh come Kierra, you know you really need to learn how to chill out. (She pushed Kierra into the water.)
-Kierra- Ahh! (She fell into the water then she came out and spit some pool water out of her mouth she did not look very happy.) That was totally uncalled for, Master.
-Amethyst- Oh lighten up Kierra, it was just a little joke.
-Kierra- A joke, huh? Well let's see how you like it. (She pulled Amethyst into the water.)
-Amethyst- Ahh! (She fell into the water and came out just like Kierra, and man, was she mad.) Uw you'll pay for that one, Kierra. (She was getting ready to attack Kierra, just for fun of course, when Gir came running with a little toy piggy inner tube around his waist.)
-Gir- (He jumped into the water.) PIGGY CANNON BALL! (He made a huge splash. The splash was so big that it made Amethyst, Kierra and Mini Moose wash up out of the pool.)
-Kierra- (She was laying down on the ground panting.) How is it that Gir can make such a big splash when he's so small?
-Amethyst- (She was doing the same thing.) Don't ever question Gir, Kierra, it'll just make your head hurt. (Then they heard a noise coming from outside.)
-Meef- Earth angel, earth angel
Will you be mine ?
-The gnomes- My darling dear,
-Meef- I've love you all the time
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you
-Amethyst- Oh great, sounds like Meef found me AGAIN! (She groaned.) How does he always do that, does he have a tracker or a microchip on me somewhere?
-Meef- Earth angel, earth angel
The one I adore
Love you forever, and ever more
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you
-Kierra- Yah, it sure is big mystery. (She said as she began to dry herself off.) So what's your plan of action this time Master?
-Amethyst- (She sat up straight and began to think.) Hmm...
-Gir- Oh I know lets invite the piggy in, and then play with it in the dirt. YEAH!
-Kierra- OK any more bright and incredibly stupid ideas?
-Gir- Oh, lets fly the piggy like a pig WEE! (He started flying all around the base.)
-Kierra- GIR, YOU IDIOT ROBOT, THAT MADE EVEN LESS SENSE THEN WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE AND...
-Meef- I fell for you and I knew
The vision of your love,
-The gnomes- loveliness
-Meef- I hope and I pray that someday
I'll be the vision of your happy,
-The gnomes- happiness
-Amethyst- WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP! Geeze! I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WITH ALL THIS NOISE!
-Meef- Oh earth angel, earth angel
Please be mine
-The gnomes- My darling dear,
-Meef- I've loved you all the time
I'm just a fool,a fool in love with you
-Amethyst- Uw that's it! I can't take this anymore. It's bad enough that this filthy human is singing to me. Now he's calling me a STUPID EARTH ANGEL! I AM NOT AN ANGEL! I AM EVIL AND IT'S HIGH TIME THAT STUPID HUMAN LEARNED IT! (She stormed into the main part of the house and man, was she mad.)
-Kierra- (she followed her master.) What are you going to do Master?
-Amethyst- I'm going to go tell that stupid human off, and if that doesn't work, then I will use the gnomes to destroy him and I will show no mercy this time. Ha-ha
-Kierra- OK, good luck with that, Master.
-Amethyst- Thanks Kierra, and good luck with this...Hey Gir, I think Kierra wants a piggy ride.
-Gir- YEAH! (He flew at Kierra.)
-Kierra- NO! (She ran for it, but Gir grabbed her and flew the two of them into the pool.) Ahh!
-Gir- WEEHOO! (The two of them made a gigantic splash)
-Meef- I fell for you and I knew
The vision of your
-The gnomes- loveliness
-Meef- I hope and pray that someday
I'll be the vision of your
-Amethyst- Ha-ha, that's what you get Kierra. Now it's your turn, Meef.
Setting 3 Outside of the base.
Meef and the gnomes were still singing.
-The gnomes- happiness
-Meef- Earth angel, earth angel
Please be mine
-The gnomes- My darling dear
-Meef- I've loved you all the time
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you (he ended and Amethyst came out ready to destroy that filthy human.)
-Amethyst- MEEF SILENCE I CAN'T TAKE IT!
-Meef- Oh Amethyst, it's you. I knew I'd find you. (He ran up to give Amethyst a big hug, but she pushed a button on her watch that made a big brick while be built in-between them.) Ah Amethyst it's kind of hard to hug you with a big brick wall in the way.
-Amethyst- I know Meef, that's the idea. Now listen, filthy human why do you always do this to me?
–Meef- Do what?
-Amethyst- THIS! You always follow me everywhere, you hug me, and you never stop annoying me TO DEATH!
-Meef- But I love you, Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Yah, I kind of got that, but the problem is that you don't seem to get the fact that I DON'T LOVE YOU! AND I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU! YOU'RE A FILTHY, DISGUSTING HUMAN, AND I AM PRETTIER, SMARTER, AND, BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY!
-Meef- And that's what I love about you, Amethyst, and besides, we have so much in common.
-Amethyst- NAME ONE THING!
-Meef- We both like music.
-Amethyst- That's another thing, Meef. Why do you always have to sing to me? It's really annoying and I hate having to always delete a song from my i-pod BECAUSE OF YOU! At this rate I'll have no songs on my i-pod and it will BE ALL YOUR FAULT!
-Meef- But I love you Amethyst.
-Amethyst- WELL, I HATE, YOU NOW GET LOST YOU FILTHY HUMAN! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR STUPIDTY, I HAVE TO GET READY FOR A PARTY TONIGHT AND...
-Meef- Oh a party, can I come Amethyst, please can I come?
-Amethyst- No you can't come. UWW, THAT'S IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, TRYING TO REASON WITH YOU FILTHY STINK CREATURE. GNOMES, DESTROY THIS DISGUSTING HUMAN! (The gnomes fired lasers at Meef.)
-Meef- AHH! (He ran off screaming, and yet he still loves Amethyst, what an idiot.)
-Amethyst- Ha-ha, and good riddance. GNOMES LISTEN UP! I'm very disappointed in you guys. You're brand new gnomes, and yet you're acting like idiots. Now, listen your job is to protect the base from intruders, not sing love songs with filthy humans. Now either you do your job right, or not only will I have dad disassemble you but I'll also tell him to give your parts to Gir as play toys, and that is a fate worse than death, I assure you. AM I UNDERSTOOD! (The gnomes saluted scared for their lives.) GOOD, NOW WATCH THE BASE OR ELSE! (She slammed the door.)
-Zim- (He came up to the house and knocked on the door) AMETHYST!
-Amethyst- Uw, those stupid gnomes, if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. (She grabbed a bucket full of pool water, then came out the door, and splashed the water on who she thought was Meef. Big mistake!) Take this, you filthy human! (Then she looked at her dad. He was really angry and now dripping wet, but luckily for him it was pool water, so it did not hurt him, but he was still very mad at his daughter.) Huh? Dad? Oh, I 'm so very sorry, Dad, I thought you were Meef. Please don't be angry with me, Dad. I did not mean to, and after all it's just pool water, so it shouldn't hurt you and...
-Zim- SILENCE AMETHYST! Do you have any idea what I've been through? I had to look all over that filthy earth beach for you and now I come home to my base, only to be drenched in DISGUSTING EARTH POOL WATER!
-Amethyst- I'm sorry Dad, but...
-Zim- No, none of your excuses Amethyst, just go and get packed, WE'RE LEAVING!
-Amethyst- What? No, we can't leave.
-Zim- DO YOU DARE DISOBEY AN ORDER FROM YOUR FATHER?
-Amethyst- No I don't, dad, it's just that we can't leave. I've been invited to a party and...
-Zim- SO!
-Amethyst- But I thought you said "You weren't giving up."
-Zim- I'M NOT GIVING UP, AMETHYST. AN INVADER NEVER GIVES UP, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DIB STINK AND BISIDES, THE TALLEST NEVER SAID WE HAD TO GO TO THIS STUPID BEACH FOR OUR RECONNAISSAN MISSION AND…
-Amethyst- Oh, come on Dad, would you just listen to me for once?
-Zim- WHY SHOULD I?
-Amethyst- BECAUSE, I THOUGHT OF A WAY FOR US TO FINALLY CAUSE PAIN AND MISERY UPONE ALL OF THESE FILTHY HUMANS!
-Zim- I'm listening.
-Amethyst- Finally. OK, you see Dad I met this human named Jess who invited me to his sister's birthday party tonight and, of course, I was excited, but Paige was not so much. She was scared of these giant fish called sharks that eat humans. You see, she was worried that since they hunt at night, they would kill every one. But then, Jess said that sharks don't come to this island because of the filthy human lab on the hill. So, I figure we can us these human's ignorance against them and dress up as sharks and scare them half to death, Ha-ha!
-Zim- That's a brilliant plan, Amethyst. I'm glad I thought of it.
-Amethyst- HEY, IT WAS MY IDEA!
-Zim- Yes well it was my idea to take your idea and besides your plan needs some work, Amethyst. It's not enough that we simply scare these filthy humans, we must destroy them, rain nothing, but doom and misery down upon all of their filthy human heads, and I think I know just the way to do it. But we still need to test out my theory tonight at this party.
-Amethyst- It was my idea, but whatever, just as long as we don't have to leave. We're not leaving right dad?
-Zim- Of course not, Amethyst. Whoever said we were leaving?
-Amethyst- Ah you did just a minute ago.
-Zim- SILENCE AMETHYST! This plan is genius, and this time no one not even the pathetic Dib stink, shall ruin my plans. Ha-ha!
-Amethyst- Ah-hmm, it's our plan, Dad.
-Zim- SILENCE, AMETHYST. JUST LAUGH WITH ME!
-Amethyst- Alright, fine.
-Zim and Amethyst- HA-HA!
-Me- Well that was it I hope you all like it and sorry I regret to inform you that my scanner is still not working so there will be no new pictures for awhile, but do not loose faith fanfiction people. Soon I will get it fix I promise until then send me plenty of reviews and I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!
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