-Me- Yeah, another chapter. I don't own Invader Zim or the song in here I just own all of the newest characters. Enjoy!
Setting 1 The Hotel
Will was pulling an unconscious Dib and Paige out of the elevator and he was also pushing his little sister in her stroller. Man Will sure does have a high tolerance for friends and family. Anyway he was very close to their hotel room door when all of a sudden Keef was pushed out of the room he had a broken guitar on his head and looked pretty beat up. My guess is he was serenading Gaz again and she got mad.
-Gaz- (She came out of the room looking very ticked.) Let that be a warning to you Keef. If you ever come within one foot of me again, you will suffer horribly. (She slammed the door in anger.)
-Keef- Ok bye Gaz. Oh isn't she just the best? (He ran off just as happy as ever.) Wee!
-Will- (He watched Keef leave and man, was he confused.) Ok I'm not even gonna ask. (He knocked on the door.) Gaz, open up please.
-Gaz- (She opened the door.) Keef, I told you if...Oh, what do you want, Will?
-Will- Some help would be nice. Please Gaz.
-Gaz- What happened to those two?
-Will- Oh, you'll find out soon enough. Now could you help me Gaz. Please you have no idea how heavy these two are.
-Gaz- Fine, winer.
-Will- And proud of it. (The two of them pulled Paige and Dib into the hotel room and Will pushed Allee into the room as well.) Thanks for your help Gaz. I can't believe how heavy these two are, especially Dib. It must be, because of his big head.
-Dib- (In his sleep.) My head's not big.
-Will- Wow, even in his sleep he says that, ha-ha.
-Gaz- Whatever, now if you'll excuse me, Will, I have better things to do than hang around with you idiots.
-Will- Wait Gaz, I need your help with just one more little tinny tiny thing.
-Gaz- (She looked at Will with anger and annoyance in her eyes.) What?
-Will- (He gulped.) Ah could you please help me wake these two up? I've tried everything earlier. I even splashed them with sea water...
-Gaz- That explains why they smell like fish.
-Will- Yah, and I'm still surprised that the walk over here did not wake them. So could you please help me?
-Gaz- Did you try this? (She yelled.) OH NO THERE'S AN ALIEN INVASION AHH!
-Dib- (He sprang awake.) WHERE WHERE ARE THE ALIENS? I'LL PUT A STOP TO THE EVIL ALIEN INVASION! THEY WILL NOT ESCAPE!
-Paige- (She woke, because of Dib's little outburst.) There is no such thing as aliens you idiot. (She yawned and looked at her brother.) Will, what was with the rude awaking?
-Dib- Yah, and what was with the false alarm?
-Will- I didn't do it, she did. Thanks Gaz.
-Gaz- Whatever. (She sat on the couch, and started playing her game.)
-Will- Sorry you guys, but it was the only way we could think of to wake up you two love struck kids.
-Dib- Hey, we're not love struck.
-Paige- Yah!
-Will- Ok then, what do you call that whole fainting session? (He said doing an impersonation of Dib and Paige fainting.)
-Dib- Ok, maybe we are a little love struck.
-Paige- But can you blame us? I mean Jess is so hot, and athletic, and funny.
-Dib- And, Victoria is so sweet and cute and nice.
-Gaz- Pathetic.
-Will- You took the words right out of my mouth Gaz. I can't believe you two falling for someone you just met, and I especially can't believe you, Dib. What about your girlfriend back home?
-Dib- For the last time, Will Gretchen is not my girlfriend. She is just a friend from Skool! And, besides Victoria is kind of cuter.
-Will- Huh, Dib, do you realize how shallow that sounds judging someone based on their looks.
-Dib- Oh don't act all high and mighty, Will.
-Will- What's that supposed to mean?
-Dib- Don't play coy with us. I noticed that ever since you met Victoria, you've been nothing but rude to her.
-Paige- Yah and the same thing goes for Jess, and all he ever did was be nice to you. So what's your problem Will?
-Will- I don't know, there's just something about those three that I don't like.
-Dib- WHAT! I can understand you not liking Zack, because he was a total jerk and so was Jess.
-Paige- Hey!
-Dib- Well he was, but Victoria has been nothing but nice to you.
-Will- Yah I know, but I just can't shake this feeling in my head that says I shouldn't trust those three. I can't explain it, but it's there and I can't just ignore it.
-Dib- So let me get this straight, Will. You feel like you can't trust those perfectly normal humans, but you can trust the evil alien monsters that want to take over our planet? OH COME ON!
-Paige- Oh, that reminds me, Dib, you can't come to the party tonight.
-Dib- And why not? Victoria invited me!
-Paige- Because, Jess invited Amethyst and...
-Dib- What? You mean Jess invited that evil alien monster? WHAT WAS HE THINKING!
-Paige- He was thinking that Amethyst is a perfectly normal human who deserves to go to a party, and have fun.
-Dib- SHE IS ANYTHING BUT NORMAL, AND ONE DAY YOU ARE GONNA REALIZE THAT!
-Paige- Oh yah sure, and maybe ONE DAY YOUR HEAD'S NOT GONNA BE SO BIG!
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
-Paige- Whatever, I don't have time to deal with your stupidity, Dib. I have to go get ready for the party tonight.
-Dib- Fine and I don't have time to deal with an idiot that won't believe the truth that's right in front of her face. I have to go get Victoria a present.
-Paige- Fine!
-Dib- Fine!
-Paige- (She stuck her tongue out at Dib.)
-Dib- (He also stuck his tongue out at Paige.)
-Will- But guys, we're going to have to... (Then they both slammed the door.) Oh.
-Gaz- Well, that went well.
-Will- It's not over yet Gaz I still have work to do.
-Gaz- Whatever.
Setting 2 The hotel store.
Dib was at the hotel store now dressed in his normal clothes, and he was talking to himself.
-Dib- Stupid Will Stupid Paige. OH WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME ABOUT THOSE EVIL ALIEN MONSTERS? I MEAN COME ON!
-The Male Cashier- Ah excuse me kid, are you gonna just stand there all day preaching to the world or are you actually gonna buy something?
-Dib- What? Oh yah, sorry. Um, actually I was kind of wondering if you could help me. You see I have this friend who really wants to impress this girl, but he doesn't know what to get her. What should I...I mean my friend do?
-The Male Cashier- Oh well, if you want my advice, the best way to any woman's heart is through jewelry, and it just so happens that we have some excellent jewelry on sale right over there. (He said pointing over to the jewelry stand.)
-Dib- Oh thank you. (He walks off to go get his "friend" the gift.)
-The Male Cashier- Whatever, weirdo.
-Dib- (He was looking at the jewelry stand there was a whole lot of things to choose from.) Hmm... What should I get her? Man getting gifts for girls is harder than it looks. I'd rather be fighting Zim and Amethyst right now at least that's easy. Come on Dib you can do this. Hmm… There, that necklace, it's perfect, it matches her eyes and bathing suit perfectly. I just know she'll love it, I hope. Ah excuse me ma'am, but how much is that necklace?
-The Girl Cashier- Oh, twenty bucks.
-Dib- O.k. I'll take it.
-The Girl Cashier- Fine. (She grabbed the necklace and gave it to Dib.)
-Dib- Thanks and here's your money.
-The Girl Cashier- Thanks.
-Dib- (He put the box in his coat pocket and turned to leave.) Well, thank goodness that's done, and nothing bad happened. My luck must be changing.
-Keef- (He seemed to come out of nowhere) HI BUDDY!
-Dib- I spoke too soon.
-Keef- Oh, it is so good to see you again, Dib. (He said, giving Dib a big hug.)
-Dib- (He said, sarcastically.) It's great to see you again too, Keef. Now could you please let go of me… I can't breathe!
-Keef- Woops sorry, Dib. (He let go and Dib caught his breath.) I'm just so happy to see you again. Isn't this just great, two meetings in one day. Oh somebody pinch me I must be dreaming. (He pinched himself) Wee yeah I'm not dreaming. Oh isn't this just wonderful, Dib?
-Dib- (He was still being sarcastic.) Yah, it sure is wonderful, Keef. What are you doing here anyway?
-Keef- Oh, I'm here getting your amazing sister a gift.
-Dib- You know Keef, if you keep getting my sister stuff, you're going to eventually end up de... I mean that's a great idea, Keef.
-Keef- Oh, you really think so, Dib? Oh that's so great. So what are you doing here Dib?
-Dib- Oh, you know, just stuff.
-Keef- Oh, I love watching you do stuff Dib. Can we do stuff together?
-Dib- Ah, actually Keef, I would rather do the stuff alone… without you.
-Keef- Oh, but buddies should stick together. What if something were to happen to you? Oh, I would hate that.
-Dib- Well, you know Keef, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself and...
-Keef- But buddies should do stuff together, and have fun and play and...
-Dib- LOOK KEEF, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO GET READY FOR A PARTY... I MEAN... (He covered his mouth realizing what he just said.)
-Keef- Oh a party can, I come, Dib?
-Dib- What? I said nothing about a party. You're delusional Keef. Anyway, I'm sorry, but I've got to go. Bye Keef. (He ran off.) Stupid, stupid, stupid.
-Keef- Ok bye, Dib. Oh, I can't wait to tell Gretchen, but first there's something I have to do... (He said looking at something.)
Setting 3 Keef's hotel room.
Keef walked into his hotel room and man did he look beat up. Should have listened to Dib.
-Gretchen- (She looked at her friend now in her regular clothes in shock.) Huh Keef, what happened to you?
-Keef- I went to go give Gaz a present, and she beat me up. IT WAS FUN!
-Gretchen- Wait so you mean Gaz is here?
-Keef- Ah-huh, and Dib is here too. Isn't that just great, Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Yah, sort of. Wow, so we did end up going to the same beach after all.
-Keef- I know, isn't it just wonderful? In fact, Dib is right next door to us. Come on, Gretchen I'll show you. (He grabbed Gretchen's hand.)
-Gretchen- No wait, Keef, I just ate and everybody says that you're supposed to wait an hour before you do something drastic.
-Keef- Oh, come on, Gretchen you and I both know that's, swimming you silly goose. Now come on, you want to see Dib, don't you?
-Gretchen- Yah, but...
-Keef- Then come on. (He was getting ready to pull her out the door when all of a sudden Meef came screaming in through the door.)
-Meef- AHH!
-Keef- (He let go of Gretchen's hand and tried to calm his little brother down.) Wow, calm down Meef. Now breathe. (Meef breathed a little, and became a little calmer.) Good. Now tell us what happened this time?
-Meef- Oh… I went to go see Amethyst, and she had her gnomes attack me. IT WAS FUN!
-Gretchen- Wait so you mean, Zim and Amethyst are here too? Is it just me, or is this day filled with weird coincidences?
-Keef- Don't you mean wonderful coincidences Gretchen?
-Gretchen- No, just weird ones, Keef.
-Keef- Aw Gretchen you're such a kidder. Now come on let's go see Dib.
-Gretchen- No wait, Keef, please, I really don't think I can do this.
-Keef- O.k. Gretchen, you don't have to go see him.
-Gretchen- Really?
-Keef- Yah, I have a better idea. We can go to this party that Dib is going to tonight.
-Gretchen- Wait, Dib's going to a party, that is so not like him.
-Keef- Yah I know, but it provides you with the perfect chance to confess YOUR LOVE TO HIM!
-Gretchen- Shh Keef, not so loud.
-Keef- Woops sorry, Gretchen, I just feel like such a match maker. Wee!
-Meef- You know, Amethyst is going to a party tonight too. Do you think it's the same one bro?
-Keef- Probably!
-Meef- YEAH! Then count me in.
-Keef- Great, then we're all in an agreement, tonight we will go to the party and have the most wonderful night of our lives.
-Gretchen- Hopefully. (She said with little confidence.)
Setting 4 Dib's hotel room.
Dib was in his and Will's bathroom. He was trying to get ready for the party, and he had a brush in his hand.
-Dib- Ok, I think I've got everything. Now if this stupid hair of mine would just stay down for once, I'd be great. (He tried to straighten his hair some more, but it just kept going back to its regular style.) Oh stupid hair.
-Will- (He was in the room typing on Dib's computer, and listening to Dib's stupidity.) Pathetic.
-Dib- Thanks a lot, Will, you know if you're not going to help, you can just... (Then he noticed that Will was on his computer.) Hey Will, what are you doing? That's my computer, go use your own planner?
-Will- I would, but it's still charging.
-Dib- So, I never said you could use my computer, and besides, what are you doing anyway?
-Will- I'm looking up information on the Joneses.
-Dib- Will, that's a total violation of other people's privacy.
-Will- Oh look who's talking, Mr. I spy on people on a regular basis.
-Dib- I spy on evil alien monsters, blood sucking vampires, and flesh-eating zombies. You on the other hand are spying on perfectly normal humans that have done nothing wrong.
-Will- I hate to brake it to you, Dib, but they're not all that normal. According to this, they're orphans who's parents died in a horrible fire years ago, and now they're living with their rich uncle and his little girl Sophie, who's the richest kind on this island. Her dad owns this hotel along with a lot of the other things on this island.
-Dib- So, not everyone is lucky enough to have both of their parents still alive. Need I remind you that I lost my mom a couple of years ago?
-Will- I didn't mean anything by it Dib, but... Oh look at this, it seems that this party of theirs is not as exclusive as you would think. According to this, nearly everyone on this whole island is coming.
-Dib- So!
-Will- So maybe she just invited you, because she wants to boost her popularity or something.
-Dib- No, that is not true. She invited me because she likes me.
-Will- Or who you pretend to be.
-Dib- And what's that supposed to mean, Will?
-Will- Oh, don't play dumb with me, Dib! I noticed that you wouldn't let me tell your precious Victoria about your stupid paranormal investigations.
-Dib- Oh, you noticed that, did you? (He said, blushing and music started to play.)
-Random Music- She rolls the window down
And she
Talks over the sound
Of the cars that pass us by
And I don't know why
But she's changed my mind
-Will- Dah, my foot still hurts from when you stepped on it.
-Random Music- Would you look at her
She looks at me
She's got me thinking about her constantly
But she don't know how I feel
And as she carries on without a doubt
I wonder if she's figured out
I'm crazy for this girl
Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
-Dib- Well, I...
-Random Music-
She was the one to hold me
The night
The sky fell down
And what was I thinking when
The world didn't end
Why didn't I know what I know now
-Will- Ha, I knew it. And, I bet you're afraid to tell her that you're obsessed with the paranormal too.
-Random Music- Would you look at her
She looks at me
She's got me thinking about her constantly
But she don't know how I feel
And as she carries on without a doubt
I wonder if she's figured out
I'm crazy for this girl
Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
-Dib- I am not... Ok, maybe a little bit. I'm just worried that once I tell her the truth about me she'll think I'm a freak just like everybody else.
-Will- Wow, that is really pathetic, Dib.
-Dib- Hey, quit calling me that, Will.
-Will- I'm sorry Dib, but you always talk about how you're so dedicated to your stupid paranormal investigations, but then, when you finally meet someone that you really like, for some strange reasons you won't tell her the truth about you, because you're afraid. And that just sounds really pathetic to me.
-Random Music- Right now Right now
Face to face Face to face
All my fears All my fears
Pushed aside
And right now And right now
I'm ready to spend the rest of my life my life
With you
-Dib- Well, who's to say I'm not gonna tell her... eventually.
-Will- Oh then, what do you say we make this a little bit more interesting?
-Dib- What do you mean?
-Will- I'll give you your computer back, if you tell Victoria everything about you, and if she does not reject you. Then I will renounce my suspicions about those three. (Then he said under his breath.) At least you won't know about it.
-Dib- What was that, Will?
-Will- Oh nothing, so do we have a deal, Dib? (He took out his hand for Dib to shake it.)
-Random Music- Would you look at her
She looks at me
She's got me thinking about her constantly
But she don't know how I feel
And as she carries on without a doubt
I wonder if she's figured out
I'm crazy for this girl
Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
Would you look at her
She looks at me
She's got me thinking about her constantly
But she don't know how I feel
And as she carries on without a doubt
I wonder if she's figured out
I'm crazy for this girl
Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
-Dib- (He grabbed Will's hand and shook it.) Deal and you'll see, Will, Victoria will accept me for who I truly am, I hope.
-Me- Is Dib right? Will Victoria except him for the insane, paranormal obsessed, freak that he is? Only time will tell. In the meantime, fanfiction people, don't forget to send me plenty of reviews. And I, on the other hand, need to do some more drawings. And the song was "Crazy for this Girl" by Evan and Jaron. Anyway until next time fanfiction people I leave you all with these very true words; ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!