Yeah another chapter. Woohoo, I don't own Invader Zim or any of the songs in this chapter, I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY!
Setting 1 The Jones' Mansion
Paige was following Jeeves to Jess' personal skateboard ramp, which was in the Jones' other back yard. Yes, rich people can have two back yards. Anyway the closer they got to their destination the more nervous Paige got until she would almost explode with nervoness let us read and be amused.
-Jeeves- (He walked up to these two doors that looked very similar to the other doors that led to the party, but they weren't the same) Alright here we are Mistress Paige through these two doors lies Master Jess' personal skateboard ramp, his tree house, and where he spends most of his time.
-Paige- But, no pressure, right? Oh, who am I kidding? Of course there's pressure. I mean he's only just about the cutest guy I've ever met, and I'm about to talk to him alone. Oh, I wish my best friend Amethyst was here. She'd at least know what to say. Oh Jeeves what should I do?
-Jeeves- You really want my advice Mistress Paige?
-Paige- Yes please help me.
-Jeeves- Well first I advice that you let go of me. (That's right Paige was so nervous that she had clung to Jeeves begging for help)
-Paige- Oh yah sorry. (She let go of him feeling very embarrassed.) You're right I can do this. Well wish me luck, Jeeves.
-Jeeves- Good luck Mistress Paige, and don't forget to remind Master Jess that he must return to the party when the fireworks go off, because that is when we will be cutting the cake and having the surfing contest.
-Paige- Will do. Well I'll see you later. (She looked at the door, and put her hand on the handle) Well here goes nothing. (She opened the door and went in. When she got through the doors she saw the Jones' other back yard it had a skateboard ramp, and a big tree house in a tree of course. The ramp and the tree house were very close to each other and there was a side walk and another tree in the back yard that is where Paige hid behind because up in the tree house was Jess playing the ukulele on the railing of the balcony of the tree house. He was wearing a plain blue short sleeve shirt and black pants with brown sandals and he was still wearing his shell necklace)
-Jess- E ku'u lei e hele mai 'oe
A 'ike i na waiwai o ke kai 'uli iho,
Mai 'uwe 'oe e ku'u lei hiwa,
E aloha wau ia 'oe na kau a kau.
-Paige- (she was enchanted by Jess' singing then more music began to play in her heart)
-Random Music- "Pineapple princess", he calls me pineapple princess all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay
"Pineapple princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen"
"Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my pineapple queen"
I saw a boy on Oahu isle
Floatin' down the bay on a crocodile
He waved at me and he swam ashore
And I knew he'd be mine forevermore
"Pineapple princess", he calls me pineapple princess all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay
"Pineapple princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen"
"Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my pineapple queen"
-Jess- Ei nei e, oh, e ku'u lei
I will love you, I will love you always,
Ke ku 'oe me a'u, oh, a pili pa'a mau,
-Paige- Huh, could he possibly be any more dreamy? O.k. here we go, Paige, it's now or never. (She was about to walk right up to Jess, but then she retreated.) No, I can't do this. Oh, why isn't Amethyst ever around when I need her? Get it together, girl if Amethyst were here, she would tell you to stop being such a wimp and if there was ever a time to grow a back bone it, would be now. And she's right. Ok here I go. I mean come on he's only a really hot guy. What is the worst that could happen? (She gulped and headed over to talk to Jess.)
-Jess- I will love you, I will love you always,
I will love you, I will love you always.
-Paige- Hey Jess.
-Jess- (The shock of someone calling his name made Jess fall backwards off of the railing of the tree house balcony, on the hard floor of the tree house balcony) Ahh! (He got up a little mad.) Jeeves, how many times do I have to tell you not to bother me while I'm practicing? (Then he saw that it was Paige.) Oh Pineapple Princess it's just you. Whooo you scared me for a minute there. Don't you know it's bad luck to interrupt musicians when they're playing it throws off their concentration?
-Paige- Oh I'm sorry Jess, I didn't mean to scare you. I didn't know you played the ukulele.
-Jess- I'm surprised you know what it is. Most people would mistake it for a miniature guitar.
-Paige- Well that is impossible. For one thing there is no such thing as a miniature guitar and besides the strings on a ukulele are not as thick as the ones on a guitar. That is why it makes a different sound.
-Jess- I'm impressed at how smart you are, Pineapple Princess.
-Paige- Woops I'm sorry Jess I didn't mean to show off my smartness. Sometimes it just pops out.
-Jess- Don't be sorry. You should be proud of your smartness. I am lucky to get B's and C's on my report card.
-Paige- Oh, my father would never accept that.
-Jess- I'll let you in on a little secret, Pineapple Princess, my uncle doesn't accept it either. Ha-ha!
-Paige- Ha-ha! So, uh, Jess if you don't mind do you think you could play that song for me one more time?
-Jess- Sure. E ku'u lei e hele mai 'oe
A 'ike i na waiwai o ke kai 'uli iho,
Mai 'uwe 'oe e ku'u lei hiwa,
E aloha wau ia 'oe na kau a kau.
-Random music- He sings his song from banana trees
He even sings to me on his water skis
We went skin-divin' and beneath the blue
He sang and played his ukulele, too
"Pineapple princess", I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen
"Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my pineapple queen"
-Jess- Ei nei e, oh, e ku'u lei
I will love you, I will love you always,
Ke ku 'oe me a'u, oh, a pili pa'a mau,
I will love you, I will love you always,
I will love you, I will love you always.
-Paige- That was so beautiful Jess.
-Jess- Thanks my uncle was the one who first got me into the ukulele. He said "It was how he attracted my aunt."
-Paige- Well you know there's no better way to a women's heart than through music.
-Jess- Yah. (He said putting the ukulele down then he looked at Paige.) So anyway Pineapple Princess, do you want to see something really cool?
-Paige- Sure.
-Jess- Awesome, then watch this. (He took out a skateboard then jumped on to the ramp from his tree house balcony man he is a good jumper. Then he began to do some awesome skate board moves on the ramp.) Kawabunga! (When he was done he skateboarded over to Paige who was highly impressed.)
-Paige- Wow Jess that was awesome. I wish I could skateboard like that.
-Jess- You know I could teach you.
-Paige- Who me on a skateboard. No way Jose. What if I crash or fall off or...
-Jess- What if I hold your hand? (He said grabbing her hand.)
-Paige- The whole time? (She said, as she began to blush)
-Jess- Of course I won't let go, you can trust me.
-Paige- O.k. but only if you promise not to let go.
-Jess- I promise I won't let go.
-Paige- O.k. then let's go for it.
-Jess- Sweet. (He put the skateboard right out in front of Paige) O.k. put one foot on the skateboard like this and then kick off with the other one. (Paige did as she was told.) And here we go. (The two of them were off skateboarding on the sidewalk.)
-Random Music- We'll settle down in a bamboo hut
And he will be my own little coconut
Then we'll be beachcombin' royalty
On wicky-wicky wacky Waikiki
-Paige- Hey you were right Jess this is kind of fun.
-Jess- You're doing great Pineapple Princess now I'm gonna let go.
-Paige- What no Jess you said you wouldn't let go. (But it was too late. Jess let go and Paige went skateboarding out of control into a bush) Ahhh!
-Jess- (He ran to her side.) Pineapple Princess are you alright? (He helped her to her feet and of course Paige could see flying piggies dancing around her head.)
-Paige- Look flying pigs. (She fainted)
-Random Music- "Pineapple princess", he calls me pineapple princess all day
As he plays his ukulele on the hill above the bay
"Pineapple princess, I love you, you're the sweetest girl I've seen"
"Some day we're gonna marry and you'll be my pineapple queen"
Setting 2 Jess's Tree house.
A couple of minutes later we rejoin our humans in Jess' tree house which looked like a really cool tree house there is a hamic some wheelie chairs a computer and some ropes to swing on and a way down of course and then an area leading out on to the balcony. At this point Paige was still out, she and Jess were on a hammock and Jess was by her side in the hammock. He was putting an ice pack on her head.
-Jess- Pineapple Princess, Pineapple Princess, please, are you ok?
-Paige- (She opened her eyes) Depends. Am I in heaven ;cause I see an angel?
-Jess- Ha-ha. Ah no you're in my tree house.
-Paige- What Tree house! (She started freaking out.) Oh no, Jess I forgot to tell you I have this terrible fear of heights! How did I get up here?
-Jess- Calm down Pineapple Princess, Jeeves helped me get you up here after you fell, because I wanted to show you something. (He said grabbing her hand again.)
-Paige- (She began to blush and calmed down a little.) Really what is it?
-Jess- Come on I'll show you. (He pulled her out on to the balcony, and the view out toward the ocean was so beautiful it was just about the most romantic sight you have ever seen.)
-Paige- Oh Jess, it's beautiful.
-Jess- (He let go of her hand and looked out at the ocean) Yah I love it up here. It has the perfect view of the ocean. Oh look dolphins. (He said as two dolphins jumped out of the water)
-Paige- You know Jess dolphins aren't really fish they're mammals.
-Jess- Yah that's one of the few scientifical terms I actually know.
-Paige- Whoops there I go again showing off my stupid smartness. You must think I'm such a dork.
-Jess- No I don't think that. I like you for who you are dorkness and all. Ha-ha your parents must be so proud.
-Paige- Well, not exactly.
-Jess- What do you mean parents should always be proud of their kids?
-Paige- They have to notice their kids first, and from the minute I was born my Dad never even noticed me, not once. You see my brother, Will has always outshined me in smartness, and he is way more into real science than I could ever hope to be. I would rather study insects and spiders than real science any day and, my father just can't accept that. So he ignores me.
-Jess- You like spiders?
-Paige- Of course, they're cool, and as for my mom well she was always way too busy with her accounting job to even give me the time of day and, then when Allee was born, I was ignored completely. So let's just say you're really lucky to be the youngest in your family.
-Jess- Well you're wrong for once Pineapple Princess. I'm not the youngest in my family.
-Paige- What do you mean Jess your brother and sister are both older then you?
-Jess- Yah but there is someone else in my family who gets way more attention then me.
-Paige- Really who?
-Sophie- Hey Jess. What's you doing?
-Jess- Well speak of the little angel. Pineapple Princess this is my little cousin Sophie. (Sophie was just about the cutest little girl you have ever seen. She had curly blond hair with a red bow, blue eyes, and a pink dress on that said "Princess" in big sparkly letters and it had a little crown on it as well and she was wearing a cute pink watch.)
-Sophie - Hi I'm Sophie I'm only 7 and 1/2 years old. Who are you? (She said shaking Paige's hand real hard.)
-Paige- Hi Sophie my name is Paige and it is very nice to meet you. How did you get up here so fast?
-Sophie- I climbed. You know I'm like a monkey. I love to climb. And if I was a real monkey I would climb all day and swing on vines. Weehoo! And you know what I think? My cousin really likes you.
-Jess- O.k. Sophie don't you think you should be getting to bed right about now?
-Sophie- Why I hate bed. It's probably just about the stupidest thing in the whole wide world. Why do we have to go to bed anyway? I would rather just play and stay up all day Yeah! You know I was just at the party and ate lots and lots of candy. I love candy! Yeah!
-Jess- Sophie your father said you're not supposed to have candy.
-Sophie- But I love candy it is so good. I would love to start every day with tones and tons of candy, candy, candy. It just tastes so good and anything that tastes that good has to be good for you. I just love candy. CANDY CANDY CANDY WOOHOO!
-Paige- Sweetie I hate to break it to you but despite its taste candy really isn't all that good for you.
-Sophie- Oh. Oh well. Hey your hair is pink. I love pink. Pink is my favorite color. See it's the color of my dress. And it's got writing on it see and it says ah...
-Paige- Princess.
-Sophie- Oh yah right that's what it says. Wow you're really smart that must be why you have these really cool glasses. Hey can I try them on?
-Paige- Oh no sweety. I really kind of need them to see.
-Sophie- Thanks this will only take a minute. (She took Paige's glasses and put them on.) Wow look at me. I'm smart now. The answer to pie is cake. YEAH!
-Paige- That is not even close to being right. Now could you please give me back my glasses? I can't see a thing without them.
-Sophie- But I want to keep your glasses. They're so cool. Waahh!
-Jess- Come on, Sophie don't cry. Now give Pineapple Princess back her glasses before she hurts herself.
-Sophie- No you'll have to catch me first. (She ran off into the tree house's main part and started to swing on one of the vines.) Weehoo look at me I'm a smart monkey YEAH!
-Jess- Sophie come down you're gonna break something. Hmm… Huh… Hey Sophie I've got a great idea how about we play a little game.
-Sophie- Oh cool a game can I be it please I want to be it can I be it PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
-Jess- O.k. you can be it.
-Sophie- Yeah! O.k. so what are we playing?
-Jess- We're playing a game called find my dog Razor.
-Sophie- Oh cool I can win that in my sleep. YEAH!
-Jess- But, first you have to give me back Pineapple Princess' glasses.
-Sophie- O.k. here you go. (She dropped the glasses.) See you guys later. Bye! (She ran off)
-Jess- (He picked up the glasses and put them back on Paige.) Ah sorry about that Pineapple Princess my cousin can be a little eccentric when she wants to.
-Paige- Well that's what happens when you eat too much candy. Ha-ha!
-Jess- Ah actually that's how she normally acts trust me you'll know her when she gets hiked up on candy. She nearly exploded last time.
-Paige- Oh in that case I would hate to see her at Halloween. Ha-ha!
-Jess- She's not allowed to go trick or treating anymore, because last year she had too much candy and she went crazy. She ran all over town and when we finally found her she was in a dark alley in her bathing suit.
-Paige- Wow I hope she was o.k.
-Jess- Oh yah she was o.k., but you want to know the weirdest part. When she started out running off all crazy like she was in her fairy princess outfit not her bathing suit.
-Paige- Why did she change into her bathing suit?
-Jess- We're still not completely sure. Ha-ha. So anyway Pineapple Princess where were we before my cousin so rudely interrupted us?
-Paige- You were trying to make me feel better. (She said as she began to blush.)
-Jess- Oh yah well I think I know of a way to make us both feel better.
-Paige- I think I know what you're talking about. (They were about to kiss when all of a sudden Sophie popped out from what seemed like nowhere in between the two love birds.)
-Sophie- Hi Guys.
-Jess- Geeze Sophie, you scared us half to death.
-Sophie- Oh sorry guys, look at what I found. (She took out the cutest little puppy. It was a golden retriever with floppy ears and a red collar on and it was just so adorable.)
-Paige- Aww that is just about the cutest little puppy I have ever seen. Can I hold him?
-Sophie- Sure. (She gave Paige Razor)
-Paige- Aww what's his name?
-Sophie- His name is Razor and he is Jess' little dog. Jess loves his little Razor. They go everywhere together except for yesterday, because yesterday Razor had to go to the vet. Yah he did not like that very much.
-Paige- Why do you call him Razor?
-Sophie- (Jess opened his mouth to tell the story, but she beat him to it) Because of what he does to the postman. You see one time Razor saw Zack's dog Fang and my dog Wrath attack the mailman and he's attacked every mailman that's come to our house ever since. Yah mailmen don't come to our house any more.
-Paige- Oh... wait a minute Wrath is your dog, but I thought he was Zack's
-Sophie- No Wrath is my little adorable puppy dog.
-Paige- If by adorable you mean a vicious scary monster then, yes I can see you owning him.
-Sophie- Yah that's my dog Wrath. You know I saw him early today. He was attacking this dorky looking guy, this big headed kid, and these two girls. One of them looked very scary and the other one looked like you.
-Paige- That was me. Wait a minute how did you see us? I didn't see you.
-Sophie- Oh, I'm very sneaky. I'm like a pony or better yet a unicorn. I love unicorns. YEAH!
-Paige- You know Sophie unicorns and ponies aren't really all that sneaky and beside unicorns don't even exist.
-Jess- Ha try telling that to my sister.
-Paige- You're sister believes in unicorns?
-Jess- Unicorns, werewolves, vampires, you name anything that's paranormal and she believes in it 100%
-Paige- Wow I guess my brother is going to lose his little bet after all.
-Jess- Yah ha-ha wait what bet?
-Paige- Oh you see Dib and my brother made a bet that once Dib told your sister about his paranormal obsessions she would dump him like a led balloon.
-Jess- Your brother's going to lose that bet. My sister believes in the paranormal so much it's scary.
-Sophie- Yah my cousin sure does love the paranormal just like Jess loves doing extreme sports like sky diving, bungee jumping, swimming with all manner of dangerous animals you name anything dangerous and he does it. Yeah! Hey you guy look at this. (She started swinging on one of the vines that was outside of the tree house) Wee.
-Jeeves- Mistress Sophie what are you doing up there? Come down here this instant your father will kill me if he finds you up this hour. Now come down so I can take you to bed.
-Sophie- But I don't wanna go to bed. Wahh!
-Jeeves- Now Mistress Sophie don't cry. Tell you what, if you come down right now I'll give you ice cream in bed.
-Sophie- YEAH I LOVE ICE CREAM SEE YOU GUYS LATER WEEHOO! (She ran down and grabbed Jeeves' hand and led him off to her room.)
-Paige- Well she certainly was interesting. Was she serious do you really do all of those dangerous extreme stunts?
-Jess- Yah I've broke just about every record known to mankind except for the Dance Dance Revolution record somehow that one eluded me.
-Paige- That's because I helped Amethyst break that record.
-Jess- Oh so that's why her name sounds so familiar. I can't believe she broke it.
-Paige- Yah, it's amazing all of the stuff Amethyst can do.
-Jess- She does seem a little different. Why was her skin green anyway?
-Paige- It's a skin condition, and if I were you I wouldn't mention it to her face, because she can get a little mean when people talk about it. Ha-ha you know when I first met her she would always call me filthy human or stink creature.
-Jess- Wow, that doesn't sound very nice.
-Paige- Yah, but eventually she started calling me by my real name and I don't think it is all her fault. Her brother is way worse. But she is still a great friend.
-Jess- That's good. Um… Hey Pineapple Princess now that my cousin is gone what do you say we get back to where we left off. (He said getting ready to kiss her)
-Paige- Sure. (They were about to kiss again when all off a sudden the fireworks went off.) The fireworks are going off. (She said entranced by what might come.)
-Jess- So?
-Paige- Jeeves told me to tell you to come back to the party, when the fireworks went off, because that is when they will start getting the party really started.
-Jess- Oh well, then I guess we'd better go... (He was about to leave when Paige pulled him into a very romantic kiss on the lips)
-Paige- (She finished and man, was she ever embarrassed.) I'm so sorry I have no idea where that came from.
-Jess- Don't be I loved it. (He grabbed her and did the same thing GO PAIGE!)
-Paige- (When the kiss was over Paige felt like she was going to faint)
-Jess- (He grabbed her hand.) Come on let's go the party waits for no one. (They ran off together.)
Setting 3 Outside of the Jones' Mansion .
Keef, Meef, Gretchen, and Lizzy had just arrived at the party and Gretchen was holding Chloe's leash. By, the way they arrived before Jess and Paige had their little talk so this is .like a flashback or past thing.
-Lizzy- I can't believe mom made me take you three to this stupid party. Are you guys even invited to this dumb thing?
-Keef- Of course we're invited we're invited, through the magic of fun. YEAH! Oh, I can't wait! Just think, in only a matter of minutes we'll all be with the people we love. I'll be with Gaz.
-Meef- I'll be with Amethyst.
-Keef and Meef- And you will be with Dib right Gretchen?
-Gretchen- Shh you guys, how many times a day do I have to tell you to not say that out loud.
-Keef- But why do we have to be so secretive Gretchen? After all, you're going to tell him the truth tonight right?
-Gretchen- (She started to stuttering with every word. Man was she ever nervous) Tttelllll Dibbb thhhe truttth
-Keef- Right, now come on Gretchen let's go.
-Lizzy- Keef I think your friend may need some help getting in, because she's kind of frozen stiff.
-Keef- Oh Gretchen, you're so silly. Come on, Meef help me push her in.
-Meef- Sure thing, bro. (Meef got behind Gretchen and started pushing her up to the door and Chloe and Keef pulled her up the stair.)
-Keef- That's the idea, Chloe and don't worry, Gretchen, you're going to have a wonderful time. Trust us.
-Me- Is Keef right will, Gretchen have a wonderful time? Probably not but one thing's for sure, you will all have to wait till the next chapter to find out. MAHAHAHAH! O.k. well anyway I hope you all like this new chapter. Don't forget to review the character designs for Razor, Jess, and Sophie. They are on my deviantart page. Be sure to check them out and don't forget to review the pictures. Until next time I leave you with these very true words; ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!
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