-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here enjoy.
Setting 1 Back at Victoria's Party
While Will and Gretchen were having their conversation Dib and Victoria were having a conversation of their own. Let us listen in. Wait that means were ease dropping man we sure are evil. Oh well enjoy.
-Victoria- (She was pulling Dib out into the dance floor while the music continued to play.) I can't believe you don't know how to dance Dib. I mean come on dancing is as easy as taking your first step. All you have to do is just let the music take you and ones you've master that step it's as easy as one two three. (She said while doing some dance moves.) Now just do as I do. (She began to dance and Dib tried to do the same but he failed miserably.)
-Dib- Oh Victoria this is stupid and I look like an idiot.
-Victoria- Of course you look like an idiot Dib, because you're not trying. (As Victoria and Dib talked she continued to dance and he continued to try) You know what your problem is Dib you worry too much. Like right now for example you've been worried about something ever since the minute you came to my party.
-Dib- I have not.
-Victoria- Sure you have Dib. Don't deny it I can see it in your eyes. Now tell me what's wrong?
-Dib- Well you remember those aliens I told you about?
-Victoria- Of course I do. How could I forget I'm anxious to meet them.
-Dib- WHAT! Why would you want to meet those evil alien monsters?
-Victoria- So we can defeat them dah. I mean think about it Agent Mouth Man and Agent Deep Blue working side by side to defeat the evil alien monsters. They wouldn't last 15 minute against us especially if they're as dumb as you say they are.
-Dib- I guess you're right. Wow Victoria you sure are good at doing pep talks. I'm not even worried about the fact that they're coming to your party any more.
-Victoria- Yah who care that they're...wait they're coming to my party?
-Dib- Yah your brother Jess invited them.
-Victoria- Oh that is so like Jess. You know he doesn't believe me at all about the paranormal no one in my family does. They all think I'm insane for believing in such nonsense.
-Dib- Boy do I know how that feels none of my friends or family ever believes me about the paranormal.
-Victoria- Oh but surely Will or Paige must believe you.
-Dib- Ha fat chance Will only believes in what he sees and regrettably he has never seen Zim or Amethyst out of their disguises. And Paige is even worse she's actually best friends with Amethyst.
-Victoria- Wow and I thought Paige was at least smart, but being friends with an alien who wants to take over your planet that's just dumb. But surly your sister must...
-Dib- Guess again my sister does not help me either and she even knows Zim and Amethyst's secret, but does she care NO! No one ever cares enough to help me and it drives me insane!
-Victoria- Wow calm down Dib you know that's another problem you have you really need to learn how to chill.
-Dib- I can't chill if I chill then the whole world will be destroyed.
-Victoria- Calm down Dib. Here give me your hands I'm gonna try something.
-Dib- What are you gonna do?
-Victoria- I'm gonna teach you how to dance. Dancing always helps me calm down. Now give me your hands silly.
-Dib- Alright, but I still think this is stupid.
-Victoria- Whatever now just trust me. (Dib put his hands in Victoria's palms.) That's it DJ HIT IT! (The DJ began to play one of Victoria's most favorite songs Rock the hula and this time Dib danced better than last time.)
-Dj's Music- Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula ROCK-A-HULA ROCK-A-HULA ROCK-A-HULA ROCK!
The way she moves her hips to her fingertips
I feel I'm heaven bound
And when she starts to sway, I've gotta say
She really move the grass around
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Got a hula lulu from Honolulu
That rock-a-hula baby of mine
Rock-a-hula Rock Rock Rock-a-hula Rock-a-hula Rock
Although I love to kiss my little hula miss
I never get the chance
I wanna hold her tight all through the night
But all she wants to do is dance
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Got a hula lulu from Honolulu
That rock-a-hula baby of mine
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock
Rock-a-hula baby
Rock-a-hula baby
Got a hula lulu from Honolulu
That rock-a-hula baby of mine
Well That Hula Baby Of Mine! (The song finished and Dib did a good job and everybody clapped for Dib?)
-Victoria- Wow good job Dib.
-Dib- Thanks Victoria.
-Victoria- So how do you feel now?
-Dib- Actually I feel great you were right Victoria dancing does help you calm down.
-Victoria- See Dib I told you and you did an excellent job.
-Dib- Well I think that's only, because I had a great teacher.
-Victoria- Oh stop it Dib you're embarrassing me.
-Dib- No I mean it Victoria you're a really great dancer.
-Victoria- Well I did take a lot of dance lessons when I was little. So teaching you was easy.
-Dib- Yah well a Victoria I...Oh no.
-Victoria- (She signed.) Now what's wrong?
-Dib- It's Gretchen. Why is she leaving? Oh I hope she's o.k. (He said as he watched Gretchen leave.)
-Victoria- Oh no I hope she's not leaving because of what I did. That's it isn't it she's mad at me for purring the punch all over her and now she hates me. (She said as she started to cry.)
-Dib- Oh Victoria don't cry I'm sure that's not why Gretchen left.
-Victoria- Yes it is face it Dib. I'm just one big mistake after another. I can't do anything right. Oh it's all my fault. (She continued to cry.)
-Dib- Victoria this isn't just about Gretchen any more is it?
-Victoria- No you read me like a book Dib. You see I still blame myself for what happened to Agent Scary Ghost. I mean he was like a father to me and I let him down. My uncle is never around so I spent a lot of time with him and just when he needed me the most I wasn't there for him. Oh man I really stink it's all my fault.
-Dib- No Victoria you don't stink and it's not your fault it's those evil whatever they are things fault and mark my words Victoria together you and I will defeat them.
-Victoria- (Dib's words pert her up a little.) Really you mean it Dib.
-Dib- Of course I do after all you said we would make a great team. Tell you what how about tomorrow you and I go and investigate my dad's lab. You see there was an accident there a couple of days ago and I think they're may be a connection between it and the missing people.
-Victoria- Great idea Dib. You know I have always been trying to pick up where Agent Scary Ghost left off, but something always stopping me and we were trying to get into your dad's lab, but the security guards wouldn't let us in.
-Dib- Oh you don't need to worry about that Victoria after all I am Professor Membrane's son I'm sure they're let us in. So it's a date then.
-Victoria- Absolutely...a Dib you just said date.
-Dib- Oh I did well what I meant to say was...well I...Ah...
-Victoria- Ha-ha calm down Dib I was just joking around with you. You know you're really cute when you're all scared like this.
-Dib- I am thanks I think.
-Victoria- Ha-ha. Oh look fireworks my brother must be setting them off. Don't they look beautiful?
-Dib- Yah beautiful. (The two of them looked into each other eyes and they were about to kiss on the lips but then Paige and Jess walked up. Oh so close.)
-Jess- Hey Guys!
-Victoria- Great timing bro.
-Will- (He walked up to the four of them having seen his sister.) Paige there you are, where have you been?
-Paige- Chill Will me and Jess were just out doing a stuff.
-Will- Well if that's all... wait what kind of stuff?
-Paige- Oh you know just stuff. (She and Jess looked at each other and started giggling.)
-Will- Wait why are you two laughing could somebody put a stop to the MADNESS PLEASE!
-Paige- Wow calm down Will have you taken your inhaler today?
-Will- Of course not, but who cares I don't need that dumb thing. What I do need is for my little sister to stop freaking me out and... (He began to breathe out of control so he grabbed his inhaler out of his pocket and inhaled it. So much for not needing it.) O.k. maybe I do need that thing, but that's beside the point the point is...
-Victoria- Calm down Will everything's gonna be fine.
-The Dj- (He said load into his microphone in front of a big birthday cake.) O.k. all you party goers out there it is now time for our birthday girl to blow out the candles and make a wish. So get on up here Victoria Jones. (Everybody started clapping as Victoria came up to the microphone.)
-Everyone- Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear Victoria Happy Birthday to you.
-Jess- And
many more shall you have!
-Victoria- (She talked into the microphone.) O.k. that's enough bro.
-Jess- Sorry sis just wanted to lighten up them mood.
-Victoria- Whatever. Thank you all for coming to my birthday party. I don't exactly know what to wish for, because my wish sort of already came true earlier tonight, but I think I do know what to wish for in the future. So here goes nothing. (She blew out the candles and everybody clapped.)
-The Dj- Alright great job Victoria now you get to cut the cake.
-Victoria- O.k. (She cut the cake and then got two pieces for her and Dib. Then she walked back over to Dib.) Here you go Dib this is your piece. (She gave him the cake.)
-Dib- Thanks Victoria.
-The Dj- Alright all you big Kaunas out there it is now time for the big surfing contest. So go get on your boards and get ready to surf! (Everybody cheered and the surfers started to get to their board.)
-Jess- (He walked up to Paige with his board.) Hey Pineapple Princess where's your friend I thought she was really looking forward to this?
-Paige- I don't know Jess I haven't seen her all night.
-Jess- Oh well the less competition for me the better.
-Paige- Jess are you sure you want to do this. I mean what if there really are sharks out there or worse and...
-Jess- Don't sweat it Pineapple Princess you see this necklace this is my good luck charm. (He said holding up his shell necklace.) Of course I could always use more good luck if you know what I mean.
-Paige- Oh I think I do. (She kissed him on the lips.)
-Jess- Woohoo Kawabunga! (He ran out into the water.)
-Will- What was that for Paige? How could you just KISS HIM LIKE THAT?
-Paige- What it was for good luck?
-Will- Yah but he's evil and you shouldn't go around kissing evil people. I mean it's just not right and...
-Paige- Wow calm down Will or should I say Dib, because that's who you're acting like.
-Will- I am not acting like Dib and THIS IS INSANE!
-Paige- O.k. whatever you say bro now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch the surfing contest so bye.
-Will- I am not acting like Dib.
-Paige- Yes you are.
-The Dj- (All the surfers where out on the water.) Alright surfer dudes are you all ready to surf?
-The surfer guys- YEAH!
-The Dj- Then here we go. (The surfing began.) And it's Chris the big Kaunas for twelve years running in the lead, but here comes our newest surfer dude Jess Jones.
-All the obvious people- Yeah go Jess!
-The Dj- And Jess and Chris are neck and neck it's gonna be close and... SHARKS! THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WATER! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER. WAIT WHAT AM I DOING JUST YELLING I SHOULD RUN TOO. AHH! (Everybody started panicking.)
-Victoria- (She was trying to calm the people down.) No everyone it's o.k. there aren't any shark around here. Wow! (Then someone ran into her knocking her to the ground) Ahh! (And then the cake that she had in her hands landed on her head)
-Dib- Oh Victoria are you alright? (He said helping her up.)
-Victoria- Yah thank you Dib.
-Paige- (She
ran up to Jess who was just now coming out of the water.) Jess.
-Jess- And that's how we surf my way. (He said as he fainted.)
-Paige- Jess are you o.k.?
-Jess- (He woke up and saw Paige.) Yah I think so.
-Paige- (She dragged him out of the water as best she could.) Ah the sharks! (The sharks were rising out of the water to reveal Zim and Amethyst. YES THEY WERE THE SHARKS ALL ALONG! HA-HA! They were wearing these cool shark out fits. They were grey and had shark tails and over their Paks they put shark fins and on their out fits it said SHARKS! They were both holding goggles and laughing their heads off.)
-Amethyst and Zim- Hahahahah!
-Amethyst- That was so funny you should have seen all of your filthy human faces. Ha-ha see Zim I told you that would be funny.
-Zim- And, you were right Amethyst. Ha-ha!
-Dib- Zim Amethyst you rotten alien monsters I can't believe you two are behind this. You two ruined Victoria's party.
-Zim- No we didn't Dib stink.
-Amethyst- Yah we made it better, for us. Ha-ha!
-Paige- Amethyst I can't believe you did this.
-Amethyst- Oh lighten up Paige it was just a joke. Ha-ha!
-Zim- For now. Ha-ha! (The two of them were laughing so hard that they did not see Meef attack Amethyst.)
-Meef- (He grabbed his beloved.) Oh Amethyst it is so good to see you.
-Amethyst- What Meef what are you doing here let go of me?
-Meef- No I won't let you go Amethyst. I've got to get you to safety there are sharks in the water come on. (He was running, but Amethyst wouldn't budge.)
-Amethyst- (She pulled her hand out of his grip.) Don't you get it filthy human I was one of the sharks.
-Meef- Oh no Amethyst you're hallucinating I have to give you mouth to mouth respiration.
-Amethyst- Mouth to Mouth what? (Before she knew it Meef grabbed her and began giving her mouth to mouth. She hated every signal minute of it and when she finally got him off of her she screamed.) AHH! IT KISSED ME! (And ran off like father like daughter.)
-Meef- Wait for me my love. (He ran after Amethyst.)
-Zim- Filthy stink creature how many time have I told you to stay away from my little sister! (He ran after the two of them)
-Dib- Oh no you two aren't getting away that easy. (He started running after the two of them, but then he slipped on some cake and fell to the ground and everybody laughed at him.)
-Victoria- (She ran up to Dib.) Dib are you o.k. (She said as she began to pull him up.)
-Dib- Yah I'm fine Victoria, but those rotten alien monsters ruined your party.
-Victoria- Oh don't worry Dib at least we still have the cake. (Just as she said that Gir came from out of nowhere and attacked the cake.)
-Gir- CAKE! (He dove into the cake and started acting crazy and Gir like) Oh I love Cake yes I do. CAKE CAKE CAKE! YEAH!
-Kierra- (She came up to Gir and grab his leash.) Come on Gir we don't have time for this we have to go home.
-Gir- But, I don't wanna go home. I wanna eat more CAKE! WAHH!
-Kierra- Oh come on Gir enough of this now I gonna count to 3 1 2...
-Gir- (Then Gir saw the guy dressed up like a piggy again.) PIGGY! (He ran after him.)
-The Piggy Guy- Oh no not again. AHH! (Gir attacked the poor guy and who ran for his life and Gir gave chase and poor Kierra was at the mercy of his leash.)
-Kierra- AHH! GIR STOP IT HEALL AHH! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME! (The two of them left the party.)
-Victoria- Oh no my cake my party everything's ruined you were right all along Dib those guy are defiantly aliens only aliens would be this evil! (She started crying in Dibs arms.)
-Dib- Oh Victoria don't worry we'll get them back they won't get away with this mark my words.
-Victoria- (She cheered up a little.) You mean it Dib?
-Dib- Absolutely!
-Paige- Sorry about my friend Jess.
-Jess- Are you kidding her little stunt made my surfing experience 10 times better and I'm sure my sister will get over it eventually. There's nothing wrong with playing a little prank on some one. Hey maybe someday we should pull a prank on her. Ha-ha!
-Paige- Yeah, but still, I can't believe she would do this.
-Jess- Hey Pineapple Princess don't worry about it friends will be friends sometimes they do stuff that we don't understand, but we still like them right?
-Paige- Right.
-Jess- Right and speaking of doing stuff. I was sort of wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow.
-Paige- You...me...date...
-Jess- Yah you see there this cool volcano near here and I thought you would love to go see it and...
-Paige- Are you kidding I would love that.
-Jess- Great then it's a date.
-Dib- (He watched as Victoria was looking at her ruined cake and noticed that he had something in his pocket. He walked over to her.) Hey Victoria I know it's not the same as a really big cake but here. (He said taking out his piece of cake still somehow in mint condition.) I want you to have my piece.
-Victoria- Oh Dib you're so sweet thank you. (She took the cake from him.) Hey Dib remember how I said up there that I didn't know what to wish for, because my wish already came true earlier today.
-Dib- Yah.
-Victoria- Well do you wanna know what I wished for?
-Dib- Sure.
-Victoria- I wished that you would except me even though I'm a paranormal obsessed freak.
-Dib- It sound like we had the same wish.
-Victoria- Yah. (The two of them looked at each other and then Victoria could not take it any longer she gave Dib a really long kiss on the lips and while they were doing that Jess did the same thing to Paige.)
-Victoria and Jess- Well I'll see you tomorrow Dib/Pineapple Princess Bye! (The two of them left and Dib and Paige fainted AGAIN!)
-Will- Oh great not again. Well at least this time I brought a wheelbarrow. (He said putting the two of them in the wheelbarrow.) Come on Gaz lets go.
-Gaz- Whatever. (She said still playing her game and they left.)
Setting 2 Zim's New Base
Zim, Amethyst, Gir, and Kierra ran into the base. Kierra, Amethyst, and Zim where all catching their breathe and Gir was well he was just happy as can be.
-Amethyst- (She was catching her breathe.) I think we finally lost him. Guck… I can't believe that disgusting human kissed me again. Uw gross that was way worse than the first time. I'm never gonna get this awful taste out of my mouth. Uw!
-Kierra- Well at least you didn't get dragged throughout the beach just, because stupid Gir had to chase the stupid guy in the stupid pig suit AGAIN! Oh why didn't he just learn his lesson the first time? Ahh!
-Gir- Ha-ha I like Piggy.
-Kierra- Oh shut up Gir.
-Amethyst- Huh I'm really sorry Dad it was all may fault that the plan failed.
-Zim- What are you talking about Amethyst that experiment was a complete success?
-Kierra- THAT WAS AN EXSPIREMENT FOR WHAT!
-Zim- For my newest most ingenious plan for earth conquest ever. Soon all of these pathetic humans will know the wrath of Invader Zim! Ha-ha! Of course I will have to stay up all night working, but it will all be worth it to see all of these filthy human suffer a most painful death. Ha-ha!
-Amethyst- Woohoo well you know you can count on me Dad.
-Zim- I'm sorry Amethyst, but it is way past your bed time. So the only thing that I want you to worry about tonight is sleep.
-Amethyst- Oh yah sleep. Ah Dad about sleeping there's something I need to tell.
-Zim- Yes Amethyst what is it?
-Amethyst- Oh it's nothing I'm fine well good luck Dad. I'll see you in the morning come on Kierra.
-Kierra- Yes Master.
-Zim- Amethyst are you sure you're alright?
-Amethyst- Yah I'm fine. Well good night Dad.
-Zim- Good night Amethyst.
Setting 3 Amethyst's New Room.
Amethyst and Kierra were getting ready for bed and Amethyst had already put on her pjs and was tucking herself in and Kierra had already taken off her disguise and was doing the same thing.
-Kierra- Master why didn't you tell your father about your dreams? I mean you were so close and...
-Amethyst- I know Kierra, but he just seemed so happy I didn't want to bother him with my petty problems.
-Kierra- But, Master what if your problems aren't petty? What if your dreams are premonition of the past or the future or something even worse?
-Amethyst- Wow calm down Kierra I think you've been reading way too many earth books for your's and my own good.
-Kierra- So what if I have Master that's not the point the point is that I'm worried about you.
-Amethyst- I know Kierra, but I'll be fine and beside you know my dreams just as well as I do and once the weird creatures discover the formula to turn humans into spiders it usually starts all over again. So maybe this time I'll get lucky and it will stop all together.
-Kierra- I hope you're right Master.
-Amethyst- Me too Kierra. Well good night Kierra.
-Kierra- Good night Master sweet dreams.
-Amethyst- Hopefully (She said as she and Kierra fell asleep.)
Setting 4 Dib's and Will's Room.
Paige and Dib where on Dib's bed Will had apparently put them there.
-Will- (He put an air horn to their heads and played it. They woke up screaming.)
-Dib and Paige- AHH!
-Paige- Geeze Will why do you have to do that?
-Will- Sorry, but it was the only thing I could think of to get you two love struck kids up. Since Gaz didn't want to help this time.
-Paige- Whatever. It's not like there's anything wrong with being love struck. Now if you two will excuse me I have to go to bed so I can be ready for my date tomorrow with Jess. We're going to see a volcano.
-Will- WHAT! You're going on a date with that guy to a volcano of all places. What if he pushes you in or worse?
-Paige- Don't worry Will he won't do that.
-Will- Yes he will because he's evil, but if you insist on going then I'm coming with you.
-Paige- Oh no you will not Will. This is my first date with a really hot guy and I don't want you ruining it with your weirdness. So you either stay here or I'll tell dad about you weird Dib behavior.
-Will- HUH you wouldn't dare.
-Paige- Try me.
-Will- Fine be that way, but if you fall into the red hot molten lave don't come crying back to me.
-Paige- Don't worry even if I could wouldn't.
-Will- Fine!
-Paige- Fine!
-Will- (He stuck his tough out at her.)
-Paige- (She did the same thing and left.)
-Will- (He sat next to Dib on his bed and signed.) Sisters can you believe her?
-Dib- Yes Will I can actually believe her. You're the one I still can't believe. Why do you still think that the Jones are evil?
-Will- Because, they are Dib trust me I have instincts and I always trust my instincts.
-Dib- (He stud up in anger.) Yah well I think you're instincts are pointed at the wrong people.
-Will- (Will did the same thing and glared at Dib.) What do you mean by that?
-Dib- I mean if anybody's evil around here it's Zim and Amethyst. I still can't believe those rotten alien monsters ruined Victoria's party like that.
-Will- I can't believe I didn't do it.
-Dib- What? Will I can't believe you just said that. That is just so mean.
-Will- Oh don't go talking to me about being mean Dib. Do you want to know why Gretchen left the party so early it's, because you were too wrapped in that evil vixen's web to even notice her. She really cares about you Dib and you let her down.
-Dib- Yah well I didn't mean to hurt her feeling I just. (He signed and sat back down then he put his chin in his hands.) This really stinks Will.
-Will- (He did the same thing.) Tell me about.
-Dib- I hate it when the two of us fight like this Will. I mean you're the closes thing to a friend I have you know that's not annoying.
-Will- Yah that guy that grabbed you did seem really weird.
-Dib- You don't know the half of it Will. Just be thankful you don't know him. (He let out another heavy sign.) Look Will tomorrow me and Victoria are going to investigate our dad's lab and...
-Will- Oh no Dib you can't bring her, listen to me Dib I really think that the Jones are behind the missing people thing.
-Dib- Ha-ha that's impossible Will for one thing it's been going on for hundreds of years and for another thing Victoria has been trying to put a stop to those people. Now why would she want to put a stop to her own brothers?
-Will- I don't know maybe to make herself look less suspicious and...
-Dib- No more Will. Look me and Victoria are going to investigate our father's lab weather you like it or not and you can come along if you like, but you have to leave your insane ideas behind.
-Will- Now you're calling me insane.
-Dib- Yes!
-Will- Fine I'll come, but only to make sure that you don't get hurt.
-Dib- Fine!
-Will- Fine!
-Dib- (He stuck his tough out at Will.)
-Will- (He did the same and went into the bathroom to go get ready for bed.)
Setting 5 Keef's Apartment.
Keef's Parent were minding their own business when Keef came into the room all beet up. Serves him right.
-Keef- Hey mom! Hey Dad!
-Keef's Mom- (She ran up to her son and hugged him guess we now know where Meef and Keef get it.) Oh my poor baby boy what happened to you?
-Lizzy- (She walked into the room.) This idiot got into another fight.
-Keef's Mom- I can see that Lizzy and don't talk about your brother like that. Oh my poor baby was it that same girl again? Sweetie I told you to stay away from her.
-Keef- But, mom I can't stay away from my one true love.
-Keef's Mom- But dear I hate to see you get hurt like... wait where's your brother.
-Meef- (He came into the room looking even more beat up then Keef.) Here I am mom.
-Keef's Mom- Oh my poor baby (She hugged them both really hard like they weren't hurt enough.)Why do you two keep doing this to yourselves?
-Keef's Dad- Calm down Dear (He said getting her to let go of their kids.) They're just growing boys and as I recall you always used to beat me up back when we were kids.
-Keef's Mom- Yes, but I got over that.
-Keef's Dad- And so will our boy's crushes eventually.
-Keef's Mom- Yah I guess you're right dear.
-Keef's Dad- Of course I am sweetie now how about I take the boys into their room and treat their wounds. I am a doctor after all.
-Keef's Mom- Alright dear.
-Keef's Dad- Come on boys lets go. (The boys left.)
-Keef's Mom- (She noticed that Lizzy was headed for her's and Gretchen's room.) Hold it right there young lady. (Lizzy stop boy was her "mom" ever mad.) What do you have to say for yourself Lizzy? I mean first Gretchen comes home all alone now your brother comes home all beat up. I told you to watch them not let them get hurt. What were you doing when all of this was happening?
-Lizzy- Well I was talking to this boy and...
-Keef's Mom- Oh you met a boy. Honey that is so wonderful when do we meet him?
-Lizzy- Well ah actually mom I did not exactly get around to asking him that and...
-Keef's Mom- Oh that's O.k. sweet I'm happy that you've found somebody new. Just try to keep a better eye on your brothers and Gretchen next time. O.k. honey.
-Lizzy- Sure thing mom. (She headed for her's and Gretchen's room.)
Setting 6 Gretchen and Lizzy's Room
Gretchen was sitting on her bed looking out the window with Chloe in her lap. She was in her pj's when Lizzy came into the room.
-Lizzy- Hey Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Oh hey Lizzy how was the party?
-Lizzy- It was o.k... Too bad you had to leave so early. Why did you leave the party early anyway Gretchen?
-Gretchen- Oh well you see I just didn't feel like staying in a place where I wasn't wanted. (She let out a heavy sign.) You were right all along Lizzy.
-Lizzy- Ha-ha of course I was I'm always right... wait what was I right about again?
-Gretchen- You were right about Dib Lizzy. He's found someone who is prettier and better then me in every way.
-Lizzy- I told you it's always the same story with nice guys. They always go after the cuter girl and I am speaking from experience here. When I lived in the orphanage I used to always go after the nice guys, because I thought that they would always be there for me. Fat chance it was always the same story with those jerks. They would always go after the cuter girl or get adopted. That's when I learned that the best kind of guy is a bad boy, because then you can try and change him and that can always build a good relationship.
-Gretchen- Yah well I don't think a bad boy is right for me either. (She let out another heave sign.) Oh well at least one good thing happened to me tonight. I met Will. He was so sweet and kind, and Chloe seemed to really like him...
-Lizzy- Trust me Gretchen it's not going to last, because nice guys are just stupid.
-Gretchen- Yah well good night any way Lizzy.
-Lizzy- Good night Gretchen. (The two of them went to sleep)
3 2 1 and queue Keef and Meef ruing there sleep!
-Keef and Meef- HI GRETCHEN AND LIZZY.
-Gretchen and Lizzy- AHH!
-Lizzy- Keef Meef how many time have I told you two to stay out of MY ROOM!
-Keef- But, Lizzy we're not at our house so technically this is not your room and you know we can't go to sleep without wishing our favorite big sister and one of our very best friends good night.
-Lizzy- O.k. you've said good night now could the two of you please get lost? (She pulled the covers over her head and tried to go back to sleep, but then Meef ask a question.)
-Meef- Hey Gretchen why did you leave the party so early? (Lizzy groaned and sat straight up realizing that she was not going to get back to sleep soon.)
-Keef- Yah you missed the best part Gretchen. Zim and Amethyst came to the party dressed up as sharks and made everybody run for joy. Wee!
-Lizzy- I hate to break it to you Keef, but those people were running in fear. It was kind of funny though.
-Meef- Yah and the best part of all was the fact that I got to kiss Amethyst. Huh I can still feel her perfect lips on my mouth. It was paradise.
-Gretchen- I'm glad you guys had fun, but I didn't really feel like being in a place where I wasn't wanted.
-Keef- What do you mean Gretchen didn't you see Dib?
-Gretchen- Yah I saw him and he's found someone else he does not need me anymore. (She said starting to cry.)
-Meef- Gretchen are you talking about that pretty girl that Dib was with because...
-Keef- Meef Shh (He said trying to cover his brother's mouth.) She wasn't that cute Gretchen.
-Meef- What are you talking about Keef she was almost as cute as my beloved Amethyst and she kissed Dib.
-Keef- (He did the same thing again Meef just shut up.) Shh Meef you're not helping. It wasn't that good of a kiss Gretchen.
-Meef- But, Keef Dib fainted from the kiss it was so good.
-Keef- Shh Meef that is no way to cheer up a friend.
-Meef- Woops I'm sorry Gretchen.
-Gretchen- That's alright Meef and thanks you guys for trying to cheer me up, but I just want to be left alone right now.
-Keef- Oh Gretchen I hate seeing you like this. Tell you what how about tomorrow we all go down to the beach and help you conquer your fear of swimming in the ocean.
-Gretchen- Ah no Keef that's alright I...
-Keef- Or we could go see Dib...
-Gretchen- On second thought Keef I'd rather try and conquer my fears of the ocean the lesser of two evils I guess.
-Keef- Good then we're all in agreement tomorrow we will all go help Gretchen conquer her fear of the ocean. Right Lizzy?
-Lizzy- No!
-Keef- Good o.k. Meef.
-Meef- Sure thing bro it might be fun then we can go see Zim and Amethyst.
-Keef- Of course it wouldn't be fun without those two. O.k. is it a plan?
-Lizzy and Meef- No!/Yes!
-Keef- Are we all in this together.
-Lizzy and Meef- No!/Yes!
-Keef- Good then we'll see you guys tomorrow come on Meef. (The two of them left.)
-Lizzy- (She groaned.) Those two are going to throw me over the deep end one of these days.
-Gretchen- Well at least they're sort of good at making you feel better.
-Lizzy- Yah well whatever. (She yawned.) Good night Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Good night Lizzy. (The two of them fell asleep.)
-Chris- Aw it looks like all of our camper have plans for tomorrow too bad they won't be able to do them, because tomorrow me and Chef are going to go and collect our lucky campers and take them to the sight of our newest reality game show Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island.
-Me- DUN DUN DUN! Sound like Chris has big plans for our Invader Zim cast will they survive? Probably not of course only time will tell. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this chapter don't forget to review and the drawing of Zim and Amethyst in their shark outfits is on my deviantart page. Until next time fanfiction people I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!