-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim tdi, tda, or the song in here, but I do own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy and Happy Birthday to Linkinparkrulz95 this is for you girl!
Setting 1 The Dark Forbidden Cave of Doom Mahahah!
Sis was working on mixing some chemicals at her desk. You still could not see what kind of creature she was, but you could tell that she was defiantly up to no good. Well no good for mankind that is. Then her two brothers came inside the cave caring another helpless human. Haha!
-Creature 1- Hey sis we got you another human test subject. Where do you want it?
-Sis- Oh just put it over there on the table and don't bother me you guys can't you see I'm busy trying to mix chemicals over here.
-Creature 1- Sure thing you're royal heinous.
-Sis- Hey it is not that easy to recreate an act of stupidity.
-Creature 2- Hey it was my act of stupidity as you call it that got us this formula in the first place.
-Sis- Which makes it even harder to recreate it and I still say that it was just dumb luck that it even worked in the first place. Now pipe down and be quiet.
-Creature 2- Fine! (He said sticking his tough out.)
-Sis- (She did the same thing then she went back to her work.) O.k. that's it. It's working. O.k. you guys I think it's ready. (She walked over to the human carrying the potion.) Alright you guys this time I'm sure it will work.
-Creature 1- (He whispered to his little brother.) That's what she said the first one hundred times.
-Sis- (She glared at the two of them and then they just whistled and acted all innocent and she let it slid for now.) Good now if there are no more stupid comments we can begin. O.k. as you all know...
-Creature 1- Ah sis do you think we could skip the whole flashback thing?
-Creature 2- Yah sis I mean come on we all know why we're doing this.
-Sis- Fine spoil the moment why don't you? We'll skip the flashback montage for now let's just get this over with. (She made the human drink the potion and he began to change.) Yes Yes it's working it's working. (The human turned into a giant spider of Doom.) It works. Hahaha see I told you guys I could do it.
-Cloaked Figure- (Then a cloaked figure came into the cave from what seemed like nowhere she was in a black cloak cape and that is all I am going to say about her for now. She was clapping.) Bravo excellent work.
-Sis- Thank you... wait who are you?
-Cloaked Figure- Who I am does not matter at the moment. What does matter is that I've come to help you.
-Creature 1- We don't need any help especially from the likes of you. You're one of the stupid race I can tell. That cloak you're wearing cannot hide your true identity. I can smell you're fowl stench and I will never forget that awful smell. We hate all of your race's people in fact we should kill you right now just for being who you are.
-Sis- Yah let's do it. Sirs get her. (Just then three sir unit came out of nowhere and ran towards the cloaked figure.)
-Cloaked Figure- (She sign.) I had hoped we could avoid violence, but oh well. Get them! (As soon as she said that her own Sir unit came out of nowhere and attacked the other three sir units. He beat those Sir units as easy as one two three and they were pushed into their Masters)
-Sis- Huh are you guy o.k.
-Creature 1- That is no ordinary Sir unit. What are you doing with it? It's not even one of your races Sir Units. Where did you get it?
-Cloaked Figure- All very good questions that will be answered in time, but for now let's just say that like my Sir unit there is more to me than meets the eyes. (She said removing her hood.)
-Creature 1- (He gasped.) Huh that symbol on your forehead that's his symbol. Why would you be working for him? He's dead and you're race's arch enemy.
-Cloaked Figure- He's not entirely dead nor is he entirely alive. But, let's just say that certain things have happened in my life that have made me despise my own race especially two in particular. But, I'll get to that later.
-Creature 1- Hmm how do we know we can trust you?
-Cloaked Figure- You don't, but if I wanted to kill you I would have already done it.
-Sis- She does have a point Bro.
-Creature 1- Alright we'll hear you out.
-Cloaked Figure- Excellent I can already tell that we're going to be great friends MAHAHAHA! (It faded to black and then dark hands were coming at poor Amethyst and she woke up screaming again by the way I am throw type out the laughs like this Ha-ha form now on I want to type them out)
-Evil Voice- Mahahah you will soon be mine.
Setting 2 Amethyst P.O.V.
I woke up screaming as usual, but luckily for me my screaming did not wake up Kierra for once. She was still sound asleep in her bed twitching every once in a while to the music that my I-Pod just randomly started playing. It was a song I knew very well and liked. It was Haunted by everscene it was an interesting song but it's scary back ground music was not helping my mood.
Long lost words whisper slowly to me
Still can't find what keeps me here
When all this time I've been so hollow inside
I know you're still there
Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, loving you
I won't let you pull me down
What was up with that dream usually once the weird creatures find the formula to turn filthy humans into spiders it usually starts all over again, but this time it continued and what was with those two new creatures? I know it sounds weird but it felt like I knew the girl from somewhere but I just can't remember where and her Sir unit it seemed even scarier than her.
Hunting you, I can smell you - alive
Your heart pounding in my head
What's the matter with me I'm getting all worked up over a stupid dream. Ow I think I just bit my lip. Uw do I taste blood. Thinking quickly I used my telekinetic powers to make the mirror on my counter come to me. I grabbed it out of the thin air, but then when I finally looked in the mirror I saw a sight that scared me so much that I threw the mirror across the room. The sound of the mirror hitting the wall regrettably woke up Kierra.
Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
She sprung to life screaming "Master Master what happened? Are you O.k.?"
"Yah I'm fine Kierra" I said with scare and worry in my voice that made Kierra even more suspicious.
"Are you sure Master, because you don't' look fine. Did you have that bad dream again?"
"No Kierra this time the dream was different. This time the dream continued on and I saw two new creatures. One of them was a girl and it felt like I knew here from somewhere but I just can't remember where. And her Sir unit was so powerful that it beat the other three creature's Sir Units like that" I said snapping my figures.
"Wow Master that sounds awful does this mean that you're finally going to tell your father about the dreams?"
"Well not exactly Kierra"
"But Master I really think you should tell him. I mean come on Master you don't look so good. You look really pale here look." She said grabbing the mirror and showing it to me.
"Uw Kierra keep that thing away from me." I said knocking the mirror out of Kierra's hands.
"Geeze Master it's just a mirror you don't have to knock it out of my hand."
"I'm sorry Kierra I thought I saw a bug." I said lying through my teeth. "Here just give it to me" Kierra did as she was told and gave me the mirror.
When I looked in the mirror I was so relieved to see that everything had gone back to normal. Last time I looked in the mirror my reflection had completely changed on one side of my face everything was normal. My blue mix eyes red bow and curling antenna looked completely normal as always. But, then on the other side my antenna were curling upward and they had red clips on them which wasn't supposed to happen till I was 10 in Irken and Utopian years. My bow was completely gone and my eye had turned solid red. It looked like Gir's eyes whenever he went into Duty mode. And my eye was glaring at me. My teeth had turned into fangs and there were three black marks on my face like someone had clawed at my face with very sharp claws. My clothes were a little ripped and worst of all there was this strange looking half of a symbol on my forehead. It looked very familiar too like I had seen it somewhere in the Irken archives or something I just can't remember where. Boy I sure do have a bad memory don't I. Anyway the only thing that was normal was my necklace.
Saving me, raping me, watching me
I was so freaked and I could tell that Kierra knew it because she was looking at me with pure worry in her eyes. "Are you sure you're o.k. Master?" She asked putting her hand on my knee.
"Well Kierra I ah..." Just then Dad's voice came on the intercom.
"Amethyst, Kierra, Gir, Minimoose, I want you all to report to the main lab immediately. I have something to show you guys."
"Well Kierra you heard my Dad. We'd better get ready" I said pushing the button on my wall. Then the disguise machine clamped onto me and Kierra and came off to reveal us both in our normal disguises.
"But Master I..." I covered Kierra's moth before she could finish.
"Tut Tut Kierra no more you heard Dad we'll discuss this later O.k."
"O.k. Master"
I was so glad that Dad called. I really did not feel like telling him about the dreams just yet. I mean after all they are just dreams I'll be fine. I hope.
Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you... loving you
I won't let you pull me down
Woops I almost forgot something. I went back into my room and grabbed my i-pod I put it in my Pak and then me and Kierra headed for the main lab to see what Dad wanted.
Setting 3 The Main Lab
Kierra and Amethyst walked into the main lab. Minimoose was already there and Zim was there of course in his normal human disguise and there was a table with something on it behind him. The thing was under a white tarp. I wonder what's under it.
-Amethyst- Hey good morning Dad.
-Zim- Morning Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Wow hey Dad what's under the tarp.
-Zim- I'll show you. Behold my newest most ingenious plan ever I call it the Robotic Shark of Doom! Mahahah! (He said removing the tarp to reveal a scary looking robotic shark.)
-Kierra- This this is what you spent all night making a robotic shark?
-Zim- Not just any robotic shark Kierra this robotic shark is made of steel titanium nothing can destroy it. And it's teeth are racer sharp enough to destroy any filthy humans that come near it. And best of all it can all be controlled by this giant submarine that I ordered last night that should be here tomorrow in the mean time we will us the copier machine from my last failed plan thanks to the Dib stink to make hundreds more. Mahaha!
-Kierra- Ah Zim question what if say oh I don't know all of the humans swim out of the way of your sharks wouldn't that ruin your plan completely!
-Zim- Don't worry Kierra I've planned for that. That is what last night's experiment was for. I needed to know just how long it took a filthy human to swim away from a shark and apparently not very long. So that is why I invited this camera (He said taking out a camera.) that will allow me to broad cast my amazing self on every human TV in the whole wide world where I will tell them all to go into the water and stay there for an hour at a certain time. Giving us plenty of time to destroy all of the filthy human, because if there is one thing that stupid humans listen to more than anything else it's their stupid television. Mahahah!
-Amethyst- Wow dad that sounds like a really good plan.
-Zim- I know after all I am a genius and...Hey wait a minute where's Gir I told all four of you to come down here for the unveiling.
-Gir- (Just then Gir came running in his dogging suit screaming.) LITTLE MASTERS ON TV LITTLE MASTERS ON TV!
-Amethyst- What are you talking about Gir I'm not on TV yet?
-Gir- Yes you are look. (He pushed a button on the controls and then a TV program came on the big screen monitor.)
-Chris- (He was on the TV outside of Zim's new base.) Welcome back to Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island me and Chef are now currently outside of the house of our first contestant Amethyst and her older brother Zim. (He held up a picture of Amethyst and by the way as Chris says the characters names he will be flipping through some photos of them who knows where he got them?) Amethyst is known back home for loving music, dancing, singing, and hating everything else just like her older brother Zim who apparently has some anger management issues. Should be interesting to meet them right Chef?
-Amethyst- I can't believe this. This is awful.
-Zim- I know how dare that filthy human say that Zim has some anger management issues. ZIM HAS NO ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES ZIM IS PERFECT JUST THE WAY HE IS!
-Amethyst- No Dad that's not what I meant although it's true. What I meant is there is no way that I am going to take part in some dumb earth contest. I learned my lesson the last time. I do not want to kiss the Dib stink again that was just so gross.
-Zim- Don't worry Amethyst they won't get into the base my state of the art security systems never fails.
-Chris- And now we are inside of Zim and Amethyst's weird house. Now if we could just find them.
-Zim- (He and Amethyst had their moths wide opened they were obviously shocked then Zim said something.) Well it doesn't matter, because we are defiantly not going up there.
-Gir- Aww, but I wanted to be on TV Wahh! Come on Masters let's go. (He said grabbing Amethyst and Zim's hands and running to the elevator.)
-Zim and Amethyst- No Gir what are you doing let go? Ahh! (But it was too late Gir dragged the two of them to the elevator and Kierra ran after them. Minimoose stayed behind and watched the chaos on the TV)
Setting 4 Upstairs.
Zim, Amethyst, Gir, and Kierra all came shooting out of the toilet. Zim stood up and began to yell at Gir.
-Zim- GIR HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO...
-Chris- Hello and you must be Zim and Amethyst ah...
-Amethyst- Our last names doesn't matter. What does matter is the fact that there is no way that I am taking part in your lamemo filthy earth contest. So get lost and besides I don't even remember ever signing up for your dumb contest. So there.
-Chris- Actually Amethyst you did Chef lets go to the tape. (Cheff put a tape inside Zim's Televisions VCR and it showed a video of what happened a couple of chapters ago.)
The tape
-Paige- (She stop Amethyst just in time.) I suggest you give my friend her board before she kills you.
-Mush stash guy- I could do that, but first I need you two to sign this. (He got out the sign up sheet.)
-Amethyst- No first I need to rearrange your face.
-Paige- Hold on look Amethyst see I'll sign it for you.
-Amethyst- Fine whatever.
-Paige- (She signed hers and Amethyst name on the sheet.) Here you go sir. (She gave him the sheet.)
-Mush Stash Guy- (He took the sheet from her.) Thank you and here is your surfboard. (He gave Paige the surfboard.)
-Paige- Thanks. Come on Amethyst lets go.
-Amethyst- You may have won this round filthy human, but next time you won't be so lucky.
-Paige- O.k. Amethyst lets go before...
-Amethyst- I mean it if I see your face again you will not survive long.
-Paige- O.k. then let's hope you don't see him again. (She pulled Amethyst back to the beach so they could surf and the tape ended and Amethyst was shocked.)
-Amethyst- Huh so you're that stupid mush stashed human no wonder I already don't like you. Well it doesn't matter, because I didn't sign that stupid earth contract Paige did. So you just basically showed us that stupid tape for nothing.
-Chris- Actually if you'll read the fine print (He said giving Amethyst the contract) it says and I quote no matter who signs the paper as long as your name is on the contract you have to compete. No matter what.
-Amethyst- Fine then I'll just destroy you're filthy earth contract. (She ripped the paper up.) There take that.
-Chris- The great thing about lawyers they make lots of copies (He said taking out lots of copies of the paper)
-Zim- Listen here you filthy stink creature there is no way that my little sister is ever going to take part in your dumb earth contest. End of story. NOW BE GONE WITH YOU! (He said as Zim and Amethyst turned their backs and were headed away from Chris.)
-Chris- Did I mention that there is a secret mystery grand prize that your little sister has a chance to win?
-Amethyst- So we don't care I'm not doing it. (Then from out of nowhere the Robot Parents appeared in front of Zim and Amethyst.)
-Robo Mom- Hi kids!
-Zim- ROBO PARENTS...I mean Mom and Dad what are you doing?
-Robo Dad- We're just wishing our two angles good luck in the contest.
-Robo Mom- Oh isn't it just wonderful dear. It's seems like just yesterday that our two little angles were taking part in there Skool play Romeo and Juliet. Oh that was the happiest moment of my life. OH WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GROW UP SO FAST! (She started crying)
-Amethyst- But, mom I don't wanna take part in some lamemo earth contest.
-Robo Dad- Now honey you must listen to the nice man.
-Zim- No we're not going and that's that.
-Chris- O.k. I can see that we are going to have to go to plan B. Oh Chef. (Just as Chris said that Cheff took out a net gun and fired it at Zim, Amethyst, Gir, and Kierra. When it went on them it was like that net gun that was used on Stitch so they could not see a thing.)
-Zim- Ahh this is madness I demand that you let us out of here immediately.
-Amethyst- Yah.
-Gir- Weehoo I love this game. I LOVE THE BAGGY WEEE!
-Kierra- Oh shut up Gir.
-Robo Mom- Don't forget our kids' stuff. (She said giving Chef a suit case he grabbed it with his other hand that was not holding Zim, Amethyst, Kierra, and Gir's bag.)
-Chris- Sure now I'll need you two to sign these insurance forms. (He said taking out the forms.)
-Robo Dad- Sure thing take good care of our kids now.
-Chris- Oh don't worry they're in good hands.
-Zim and Amethyst- THIS IS MADNESS LET US OUT!
-Gir- WEEHOO! (They said as Chef was taking them outside the house.)
-Robo Mom and Dad- (They waved as Chef took their "Kids" away) Bye kids have fun.
-Chris- O.k. well that was our first contestant stay tuned to find out if the next contestants are that difficult. Hopefully not!
Setting 5 Outside of the Jones' Mansion.
Chris and Chef were outside of the Jones mansion.
-Chris- Welcome back to Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island me and Chef are now outside of the mansion of our next two contestant Victoria and Jess Jones. Victoria is know back home for being obsessed with the paranormal, dancing, and having fun. While her brother Jess loves extreme stunts and surfing and let's not forget their older brother Zack who doesn't like anything should be fun. Now let's meet them shall we. (He knocked on the door.)
-Chef- Chris man that is no way to knock on a door. This is how you knock on a door. (He knocked on the door so hard that he broke it open.)
-Jeeves- Ah Sir was it really necessary to knock down our door?
-Chef- You bet it was fancy boy now call down the kids.
-Jeeves- I'm sorry sir, but Master Jess, Madam Victoria, and Master Zack are getting ready for their dates today and must not be disturbed.
-Chef- Did I stutter fancy boy now call down THOSE KIDS!
-Jeeves- Yes sir please don't hurt me. MASTERS JESS ZACK AND MADAM VICTORIA COULD YOU PLEASE COME DOWN HERE. THERE ARE SOME MEN HERE TO SEE YOU.
-Victoria- (She was the first one at the top of the steps.) Jeeves how many times have I told you too... Ah who are you guys?
-Zack- (He appeared out of nowhere and looked at the broken door with anger,) And which one of you two idiots destroyed our door?
-Chef- I did you wanna make something of it punk?
-Zack- Defiantly weirdo.
-Chef- Oh I am going to make you wish you had never said that...
-Chris- (He got in-between the two of them.) Now Chef we don't want to hurt the brother of our contestants just yet. (Chef backed off, but he was still very ticked.) Congratulations Victoria and Jess Jones you have a chance to compete in the newest reality game show Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island.
-Victoria- O.k. first of all that is the stupidest name for a reality show I have ever heard and second of all there is no way that I'm taking part in some lamemo contest I have a date today.
-Jess- Me too and besides I don't even remember ever signing up for any stupid contests.
-Chris- Actually you two did Chef lets go to the tape. (Chef put another tape inside the Jones VHS player and then it began to play another part of a past chapter)
The Tape
-Jess- (He groaned) Look man can you just give me a new surfboard please?
-Mush stash guy- I could, but first I need you to sign this. (He took out the sign sheet and a pen and gave it to Jess.)
-Jess- Wait why do I have to sign this? And more importantly what is it?
-Mush stash guy- All very good questions bra, too bad I'm not going to tell you the answers. Now you can either sign the sheet or not get your surfboard your choice.
-Jess- Alright fine. (He signed the sheet and gave it to him.) I hope you're happy weirdo.
-Mush stash guy- Oh I am and here's your surfboard Dude. (He gave him the board.)
-Jess- Whatever and p.s. man fake mush stashes are so not cool. See yah. (He laughed then it went to another scene that we all know)
-Victoria- (She groaned.) Whatever look man can you just give me the stupid band aids?
-Mush stash guy- I could, but first I need you two to sign this sheet. (He gave her the sheet.)
-Victoria- Wait why do I have to sign this... Oh whatever here (She gave him the sheet after she signed both her's and Dib's name on it.) now can you just give me the stupid band aid already?
-Mush stash guy- Certainly here you go.
-Victoria- (She stanched the band aids from his hands.) Thanks come on Dib let's leave this weirdo fake mush stash wearing freak alone. (They left and then the tape ended and Victoria and Jess were so shocked.)
-Victoria- So you're the must stashed wearing freak no wonder I already don't like you. Well it doesn't matter, because I'm still not doing this.
-Sophie- (She came from what seemed like now where.) Hey cousins what's you doing? Oh cool is that a real TV camera are we on TV now? Cool! Hi Dad hope you're having fun at the office look at me I'm on TV. I would like to thank the academy for this awesome award. Oh never mind forget the award just give me candy. CANDY CANDY CANDY! WOOHOO!
-Victoria- O.k. first of all Sophie chill and second of all we are not taking part in this lamemo contest and even if we were you can't come you're too young. You're only 7 years old remember?
-Chris- Ah actually she can come if she wants.
-Chef- But, Chris man the contract says that kids under the age of 10 can't come.
-Chris- No Chef it says sibling under the age of 10 can't come it didn't say anything about cousin.
-Sophie- Oh cool so that means I get to come great. I'll go get our stuff. (She came back in no time at all carrying some suit cases.) O.k. let's go.
-Victoria- But, Sophie I don't wanna go I have a date today with Dib and I don't wanna miss it.
-Jess- And I don't wanna miss my date with Paige.
-Chris- Oh don't worry you two Dib and Paige will be joining you.
-Victoria- They will? Oh in that case lets go.
-Jess- Yah it might be fun.
-Zack- Wait you guys we can't just leave we have important stuff to do here remember.
-Sophie- Oh don't worry Zackypoo we can get other people to do that stuff for us. I mean after all we are rich. Oh it is so great to be rich you know you should really try it sometime you can do whatever you want. WEEHOO! (She said running out the door carrying the stuff with her cousins following close behind.)
-Chris- O.k. I'll just need you to sign this insurance form for their parents. (He said giving Jeeves the insurance form. Jeeves signed the form.) Great oh and if you guys got any pets they have to come too.
-Sophie- (She came back into the house.) Cool ALEXES, RAZOR, FANG, WRATH, COME ON YOU GUYS WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP WEEHOO! (The dogs came running down the stairs.)
Setting 6 Outside of Keef's Family's hotel room.
Chef and Chris were outside of Keef's family hotel room.
-Chris- Welcome back to Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island me and Chef are now outside of the hotel room of our next two contestants Meef and Gretchen. Meef is know back home for loving nothing more than one of our other contestants Amethyst and he is also know for being a hyper active happy guy that is never sad just like his older brother Keef. Sounds like our buddy Owen would really get along with these guys. And Gretchen is know back home for being a shy nobody and let's not forget their adopted older sister Lizzy who loves hanging out in cemeteries and other weird goth things. Now let's meet them.
Setting 7 inside of Keef's hotel room
Meef and everyone else were in there normal clothes. Meef was currently trying to pull Gretchen to the door. She was holding Chloe in her hands and not cooperating at all.
-Meef- Come on Gretchen the beach waits for no one right Keef?
-Keef- (He was at the door.) Right bro and remember Gretchen you promised.
-Gretchen- I know I promised you guys, but I really don't think this is such a good idea.
-Keef- Oh come on Gretchen nothing bad is going to happen... (Just then Chris opened the door in Keef's face so much for nothing bad is going to happen.)
-Chris- Hello...Oh sorry dude (He said when he saw poor Keef.)
-Keef- Oh don't worry man it was fun WEEHOO!
-Lizzy- O.k. who are you guys?
-Chris- I'm Chris Maclean the host of the newest reality game show Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island.
-Lizzy- O.k. first of all that is the lamest name for a reality show I have ever heard and second of all I know who you are. I happen to know Cody, Sadie, and Katie from your other TV show Total Drama Island and they are all really annoying, but I would rather spend an hour with them then being on some lamemo TV show just for stupid other people's entertainment. So thanks, but no thanks I don't feel like risking my life for anyone.
-Chris- Oh don't worry Lizzy you won't be risking your life.
-Lizzy- Excuse me?
-Chris- Yah your little brother Meef and your younger sister Gretchen will.
-Lizzy- Ah she's not my little sister, but let me get this straight you're saying that my annoying little brother Meef has to take part in a contest that will probably cost him his life?
-Chris- That's right.
-Lizzy- Cool! That is so awesome! Oh if it's not too much trouble do you think my other little brother Keef could compete too?
-Chris- Ah no.
-Lizzy- Oh well you can't win them all let's go.
-Keef's Mom- (Just then she and her husband woke up. She yawned.) Honey who's at the door?
-Lizzy- Oh no mom. (She ran towards her mom to cut her and her dad off.) Ah no one mom you and dad really need to go back to sleep now.
-Keef's Mom- (But it was too late she had already seen Chris and Chef) Ah honey who are these two people?
-Lizzy- Oh they're no one mom. They're just the two host of a new reality game show that Meef and Gretchen get to be in isn't that great?
-Keef's Mom- Ah I don't know dear I wouldn't want my little Meefy to get hurt.
-Lizzy- Oh don't worry mom these guys have their interns test the challenges before the contestants do them. Right you guys?
-Chris- Sure in fact I have a tape right here from one of our interns that tested the challenges who is now in the hospital. (He said as he put the tape in.)
-Keef's Mom- The Hospital?
-Lizzy- Oh don't worry mom I'm sure that the guys just a klutz.
-The intern- (The guy on the screen was in a full body cast) AHH! THESE CHALLENGES ARE INSANE! I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! CHRIS IS EVIL I TELL YOU! EVIL!
-Lizzy- (She turned off the tape.) See mom it's totally safe.
-Keef's Mom- I don't know dear.
-Keef's Dad- Oh come on honey I am always saying that you need to give the boys some room to grow and what better way than on a reality game show. And if they just happen to win the prize then we'll all be happy.
-Keef's Mom- O.k. I guess you guys can go just as long as you go with them Lizzy.
-Lizzy- Sure thing mom I wouldn't want to miss this for the world I'll go get our stuff.
-Keef- Woohoo this is gonna be so much fun right Gretchen?
-Gretchen- I don't know you guys this contest sounds really dangerous.
-Lizzy- (She came back with some suit cases.) Oh don't worry Gretchen you'll have Chloe to protect you. O.k. let's go.
-Chris- First I'm gonna need your parents to sign these insurance forms.
-Lizzy- Sure thing. (She grab her parents hands and made them sign the forms) There now let's go you guys.
-Keef- (He looked at Chef) Aww why are you so sad you should be happy? Give us a smile. (Cheff growled at him.) Oh that's not a smile this is a smile. (He said showing Chef the biggest smile in the whole wide world, but it had no effect) Hmm you know what my main goal is going to be while I'm doing this? To make you HAPPY! YEAH! O.k. first things first let's have a BUDDY PIGGY BACK RIDE! YEAH! (He jumped on Chef.)
-Chef- No get off of me kid AHH!
-Chris- O.k.
-Lizzy- Aren't you coming. (She said carrying the stuff.)
-Chris- No sorry I have to go get our last three contestants.
-Lizzy- Whatever. (She walked down the stairs.)
-Meef- Come on Gretchen this is gonna be fun. (He said pulling Gretchen's hand she was holding Chloe with the other hand.)
-Gretchen- But, Meef I really don't think this is such a good idea.
Setting 8 Outside of Dib's Family hotel room
Chris was outside of Dib's family hotel room.
-Chris- Welcome back to Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island I am now outside of the hotel room of our last three contestants Dib Membrain and Paige and Will Hethcoat. Dib is know back home for being a big headed paranormal obsessed freak where as Paige and Will are know back being two of the smartest kids in the whole wide world. And let's not forget Dib's scary sister Gaz. Uw man I would not want to get on her bad side. Now let's meet them.
Setting 9 Inside of Dib's family hotel room
Dib and Paige were waiting for Will who was taking his precious time.
-Dib- Come on Will we should of been at Victoria's mansion a hour ago.
-Paige- Yah Will I'm starting to think that you're just stalling so that we don't get to go on our dates.
-Will- Now whatever gave you that idea sis?
-Dib- Ah maybe it's, because you've been tying the same shoes for over an hour now.
-Will- Hey it is not that easy to tie shoes.
-Dib- (He was by the door.) Come on guys we have to go... (Then Chris opened the door in Dib's face. GO CHRIS!)
-Chris- Hello...
-Paige- Ahh! Oh my gosh oh my gosh it's Chris Maclean. Oh I love you on Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. I can't believe you're here. Would you please sign this? (She said taking out a piece of paper and a pen.)
-Chris- Sure. (He signed the paper and gave it to Paige.)
-Paige- Ahh! Look Will Chris Maclean signed my ado graph book. AHH! Oh I think I'm gonna faint. (She was about to faint, but Will stopped her.)
-Will- Hold on there sis the last thing I need is you fainting again. (He stood his sister up strait.) And as for you Chris what are you doing here?
-Chris- I'm here to take you three to the sight of our newest reality game show Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island.
-Dib- Na-ah there is no way that I am competing in some stupid contest especially after you just slammed the door in my face.
-Will- Yah and beside I don't even remember ever signing up for this stupid thing.
-Chris- Actually all three of you did.
-Will- Prove it.
-Chris- I plan on it. (He said putting a tape in that showed a flash back from another chapter.)
The Tape
-Will- Wait, but why do I have to sign this oh whatever. (He signed it.) There now tell me where my friend is?
-Mush stash guy- He went that way.
-Will- Finally thank you geez (He groan.) Come on Allee lets... (Then he noticed that Allee was not in the stroller.) What the Allee where'd you go?
-Allee- (She was on the counter of the surf shake.) Mine! (She grabbed the fake mush stash off of the guys face.)
-Mush stash guy- Ow!
-Will- Well that's what you get for being difficult and wearing a stupid fake mush stash you jerk and by the way that is so lame. (He pick up Allee.) Come on Allee let's go. And give me that thing you have no idea where it's been. (He took the mush stash away from Allee and throws it back at the guy.) See you later freak. (He and Allee left.)
-Mush stash guy- (He put the mush stash back on.) Oh sooner than you think bra sooner than you think. Ha-ha Ow man that really hurt. (Then it went to Dib's flashback.)
-Victoria- (She groaned.) Whatever look man can you just give me the stupid band aids?
-Mush stash guy- I could, but first I need you two to sign this sheet. (He gave her the sheet.)
-Victoria- Wait why do I have to sign this...Oh whatever here (She gave him the sheet after she signed both her's and Dib's name on it.) now can you just give me the stupid band aid already?
-Mush stash guy- Certainly here you go.
-Victoria- (She stanched the band aids from his hands.) Thanks come on Dib let's leave this weirdo fake mush stash wearing freak alone. (They left finally and it went to Paige's flash back.)
-Paige- (She stop Amethyst just in time.) I suggest you give my friend her board before she kills you.
-Mush stash guy- I could do that, but first I need you two to sign this. (He got out the signup sheet.)
-Amethyst- No first I need to rearrange your face.
-Paige- Hold on look Amethyst see I'll sign it for you.
-Amethyst- Fine whatever.
-Paige- (She signed hers and Amethyst name on the sheet.) Here you go sir. (She gave him the sheet.)
-Mush Stash Guy- (He took the sheet from her.) Thank you and here is your surfboard. (He gave Paige the surfboard.)
-Paige- Thanks. Come on Amethyst let's go.
-Amethyst- You may have won this round filthy human, but next time you won't be so lucky.
-Paige- O.k. Amethyst let's go before...
-Amethyst- I mean it if I see your face again you will not survive long.
-Paige- O.k. then let's hope you don't see him again. (She pulled Amethyst back to the beach so they could surf the tape ended and Paige was so embarrassed)
-Paige- Oh my gosh you were the mush stash guy. Oh I am so sorry for my friend's actions. By the way do you think you could sign my hand too?
-Chris- Certainly. (He signed her hand.)
-Paige- AHH! CHRIS MACLEAN JUST SIGNED MY HAND! AHH! (She fainted.)
-Will- And she's down for the count AGAIN!
-Dib- Yah well it doesn't matter I didn't technically sign that stupid sheet and I have a date today with Victoria Jones so I'm not coming.
-Will- Me neither.
-Paige- As much as I love you and your show I have a date today too with Jess Jones and I don't wanna miss it.
-Chris- Did I forget to mention that the Jones are coming too?
-Will, Dib, and Paige- They are?
-Chris- Yep in fact here's a list of all the contestants that will be taking part in this show. (He pasted a list to them.)
-Dib- (He caught the list.) O.k. well if Victoria coming then I guess I'll go.
-Paige- Me too you know for Jess.
-Will- Are you guys serious? Dib do you even watch Total Drama Island or Total Drama Action. The challenges that this guy makes the contestant do are so insane that they make you want to just do... (Just then Will started breathing very heavily he took out his inhaler and inhaled it.) That.
-Dib- Calm down Will. Look Zim and Amethyst are competing too which means that I'll not only have chance to make those two jerks pay for what they did to Victoria, but I'll also have a chance to expose them on national TV and there is no way that I am missing an opportunity like that.
-Will- (He took the paper from Dib) But, Dib look it say that your sister Gaz has to come along too and...
-Gaz- (She came into the room very anger like.) Hey could you guys shut up your voices are making me sick and there is no way that I'm coming I have better things to do then go to some stupid island.
-Chris- Fine I'm sure you won't mind missing seeing your older brother get seriously hurt in 5 death defying challenges.
-Gaz- Hmm...O.k. I'm in.
-Dib- Ah did he say 5 death defying challenges.
-Will- Dah see what I mean Dib? Gaz you can't make us... (He looked at the anger look on Gaz's face.) O.k. we'll go I'll go get packed. (He ran into the other room to go get the stuff.)
-Chris- Don't forget any pets that you may have.
-Will- Sure thing. (He said as he grabbed Maradith on the leash and some suit cases.) Let's go.
-Chris- First I'm gonna need your parents to sign these insurance forms.
-Will- Ah our parents aren't here... (Gaz gave him another scary look.) But, that doesn't mean that we can't use my Dad's automatic signing pen. (He said taking out a pen that was in his pocket.) See all you have to do is just push this button and the pen signs my Dad's signature on your insurance form.
-Dib- Will how many times have you had to use that?
-Will- Only about a hundred times. (He said as the pen finished signing.)
-Chris- O.k. let's go. Oh and by the way I'm gonna need you four to put on these blind folds. (He gave them each blind folds.)
-Dib- Ah why do we have to put on stupid blind folds?
-Chris- Because, we don't want you to know the location of our newest reality game show.
-Paige- O.k., but how are we supposed to see.
-Chris- You're not haha... O.k. so those are our eight campers and their siblings will any of them survive the five death defying challenges that our writer has in store for them probably not. Anyway be sure to tune in next week for another existing episode of Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island. And could someone please do something about the name seriously it is getting on my last nerves?
-Me- Sorry Chris I couldn't think of anything else if any of you fanfiction people out there have a better name idea me and Chris would appreciate it. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter be sure to send me plenty of reviews and the picture of what Amethyst saw in here mirror is on my deviant page don't forget to comment that too. Anyway until next time I leave you all with these very true words. ZIM WILL LIVW FOREVER!