-Me- Hey Dudes what's up this is Invaderzimfannumber1 coming to you live from my room. It is now time for my next chapter I hope you all enjoy it and don't forget that when you see this -KSSSSHHHHH-before and after my charater's lines that means that they're in the Confession Can. And I don't own Invader Zim, TDI, TDA, or the song in here. I hope you all enjoy this chapter and now I'm gonna send the show over to Chris. ENJOY!
Setting 1 Camp Wawanakwa
Chris was on the Dock of Shame like he is at the begging of every TDI episode well almost every episode.
-Chris- Welcome back to Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island this place looks familiar doesn't it well that's, because it's the set of Total Drama Island Camp Wawanakwa. Well technically it's one of the Hawaiian Island but me and Chef went throw a lot of interns to make it look and feel exactly like Camp Wawanakwa for our campers. Speaking of which here comes our first couple of campers right now.
-Will- (He, Dib, Paige, and Gaz arrived on a boat like the campers did on the first episode of TDI and they were still blind folded they had their stuff to their side and Maradith was with them.) Chris can we please take off these stupid blind folds now? (Then Paige punched him.) Ow geeze sis what you do that for?
-Paige- How did you know it was me bro?
-Will- Believe me sis after living with you my entire life I know what is feels like to be punched by you.
-Paige- Then you should also know that nobody insults my favorite TV show while I'm around and lives.
-Will- Fine. Hey Chris can we please take off these wonderful blind folds now. (Then Paige stepped on his foot.) Ow!
-Paige- That was for being smart. Make me mad again and I'll kick you even harder.
-Will- Fine Whatever.
-Chris- O.k. campers you can take off your blind folds now.
-Paige- (She and everybody else removed their blind folds and stepped on the dock of shame.) Ahh! OMG I can't believe it I'm actually walking on the Dock of Shame. Ahh! Oh look over there it's the Communal Bathrooms, the Mess Hall, the Cabins, and oh look it's the Confession Can. AHH!
-Will- (He was covering his ears to protect them from Paige's high pitch screams. But, he could not take it anymore.) GEEZE SIS CALM DOWN! (She stopped for a while and he removed his hands from his ears.) Thank you. I don't see what the big deal is. It's just some lamo show. Where this evil host makes poor unsuspecting teens do insane challenges for other people's amusement. Personally I would rather watch Probing the Membrane with Professor Membrane any day. (Then Paige kicked him really hard in his stomach) Mommy! (He fell over holding his stomach.)
-Dib- Geeze Paige was that really necessary?
-Paige- Hey I warned him. So Chris what's our first challenge? I can't wait to get started.
-Chris- Wow calm down there Paige we still have to wait till our other campers get here. And speaking of witch here comes the next couple.
-Keef- (He, Gretchen, Meef, and Lizzy all arrived on a boat too with their suitcases and they also had blind folds on. Keef did not even wait for Chris to say to take them off he peaked through his blind fold and the minute he saw Dib he ran up and hugged him.) AHH HI BUDDY! (He hugged him really hard.) Oh it's so good to see you Dib.
-Dib- What the Keef what are you doing here?
-Keef- Just saying hello to one of my most bestest buddies in the whole wide world.
-Dib- That's great Keef now could you please let go of me I can't breathe?
-Keef- Woops sorry Dib. (He let go.) Isn't this just the greatest thing in the whole wide world Dib we're stuck on this island for who knows how long together. WOO!
-Dib- Yah it sure is wonderful Keef I can't think of anything better. (He said sarcastically of course.)
-Keef- Yah I know right. Hey Chef are you ready for another happy lesson?
-Chef- Come one step closer to me kid and you're dead.
-Keef- Aww come on Chef that's no way to act you have to smile.
-Chef- That's it. (He grabbed Keef and threw him at Gaz he did not mean to throw Keef at Gaz, but he still did)
-Keef- Wee! (He bumped into Gaz who was playing her game slave. And he knocked it out of her hand. DEAD!) Oh hello Gaz.
-Gaz- Keef you ruined my game you're gonna pay for that. (She beat him up very hard like and when she was done man did he look beat up.)
-Chef- I like your style kid.
-Gaz- Whatever.
-Gretchen- (She ran up to Keef with Chloe close behind her.) Oh my gosh Keef are you alright? (She was trying to help him up when Dib walked up.)
-Dib- Hey Gretchen.
-Gretchen- (At the sound of Dib's voice she let go of Keef making him fall again.) Oh hi Dib. (She realized what she just did to poor Keef.) Woops sorry Keef.
-Keef- Oh that's ok Gretchen I'll just leave you two alone now. Bye! (He walked off to give the two love birds some privacy.)
-Dib- So Gretchen I guess you got dragged into to this dumb contest thing too.
-Gretchen- Yah it was by accident of course, but I guess things could be worse.
-Dib- Yah I guess that's true. Hey Gretchen why did you leave Victoria's Party so early?
-Gretchen- Well you know I just didn't feel like staying that's all. Plus I had to get a change of clothes since Victoria splashed all that punch on me.
-Dib- Oh yah well you know she didn't mean to do that.
-Gretchen- Oh yah sure I know that. Don't worry Dib I'm not mad at her.
-Dib- That's good.
-Gretchen- Yah ah Dib I ah...
-Victoria- (Then she and her family drove up in their boat. She had already removed her blind fold. She waved at Dib. Great timing Victoria) Hey Dib!
-Dib- Hey Victoria!
-Victoria- (She ran up and hugged Dib and he went all googoo eyed) Oh it is so good to see you Dib. I'm so sorry I missed our date but this whole stupid contest thing got in my way.
-Dib- Oh don't worry about it Victoria like Gretchen said things could be worse.
-Victoria- (She let go of Dib and looked at Gretchen.) Oh yes hello again Gretchen it's great to see you again.
-Gretchen- You too Victoria.
-Victoria- So why did you leave my party so early. I hope it wasn't something I did?
-Gretchen- Oh no I just didn't feel like staying that's all.
-Victoria- Oh well that's just too bad. Oh hi Chloe. (Chloe growled at Victoria) Oh you're not still holding a grudge are you? (Chloe started barking then Victoria's dog Alexes came up and growled back protecting her master.) I guess our dogs just don't like each other that much.
-Gretchen- Yah I guess so which is weird, because Chloe usually gets along with everybody.
-Dib- Well maybe she...
-Sophie- (She sunk up behind Dib and then said.) BOO! (And scared him so much that he jumped into Victoria's arms.) Wow that was so funny you should have seen your face. Hahah! (She grabbed his hand and shook it.) Hello my name is Sophie and I'm Victoria's cousin and you must be Dib. Wow your head is even bigger then I imaged a head could ever be.
-Victoria- (She set Dib down and began to tell her cousin off.) Sophie I told you not to mention that besides his head looks fine to me.
-Sophie- Whatever you say cous. Oh cool we're at a summer camp. Oh I've always wanted to go to summer camp, but my dad would never let me. He's such a control freak. I mean come on dad it's like take a chill pill I can take care of myself. Hey you know what would be really cool is if we went vine swing? Me first. (She ran off and jumped on to and off of Dib's head for some reason and then ran off)
-Victoria- Oh my gosh Dib are you alright?
-Dib- Yah I think so. (Victoria helped him up.) Your cousin is a little odd Victoria.
-Victoria- Yah I know she can be a little weird sometimes. But she does act normal...
-Sophie- (She swum past them on a vine and screamed like Tarzan.) Ahhuhah!
-Victoria- Once in a while. Sophie watch out for that (But, it was too late Sophie hit the tree.) Tree!
-Keef- (He ran up to Sophie.) Oh my gosh are you o.k.?
-Sophie- Of course I am that felt so good. Woo! Wow you look really beat up. You look like I did this one time when I got into a fight with this beaver. Yah that beaver didn't stand much of chance against me. So what happened to you did you get attacked by beavers?
-Keef- No my girlfriend just has a weird way of showing her love.
-Sophie- Oh cool.
-Keef- I know right. Oh it is so great to meet someone here who is just as happy as I am. Hey you wanna help me make Chef happy.
-Sophie- Oh yah I noticed that that guy really needs to learn how to chill.
-Keef- Exactly what I was thinking. So do you wanna help me?
-Sophie- Sure.
-Keef- Alright let's do it. (They ran off to go get ready.)
-Paige- Hey Jess.
-Jess- Yow Pineapple Princess it's great to see you.
-Paige- Yah it's great to see you too Jess. Sorry I missed our date.
-Jess- Aww don't worry about it girl it's all good. Beside this is way better.
-Paige- Yah I know. So I guess you're a big fan of TDI too?
-Jess- Totally it's one of my most favorite shows. But, I'm not too fond of that Chris man. I mean he just seems so mean you know.
-Paige- Yah I know, but that's what makes him funny.
-Jess- Yah I guess so, but you wanna know who my favorite character is?
-Paige- Who?
-Jess- Geoff I love that dude.
-Paige- Oh yah me too and you remind me of him.
-Jess- Cool. And you wanna know who you remind me of.
-Paige- Who?
-Jess- Bridgett.
-Paige- Aww that is so sweet, because Bridgett and Geoff ended up together.
-Will- Oh no you two get those gross ideas out of your heads.
-Paige- What are you talking about Bro?
-Will- You know perfectly well what I'm talking about sis. I don't want you two ending up doing what Geoff and Bridgett do every minute of every day.
-Paige- Ah would you please excuse me for a minute Jess. (She grabbed her brother's hand and pulled him away from Jess so she could talk to him.) What is your problem Bro. Jess is a nice guy.
-Will- No he's not Paige. I'm telling you for the last time I don't know why, but I have this feeling that all the Jones are EVIL!
-Paige- Well you know what Will I have a feeling too. That you're acting way too much like Dib for yours and my own sake.
-Will-I AM NOT ACTING LIKE DIB!
-Paige- OH YES YOU ARE! Let's review the facst shall we. You are paranoid like him, you're bugging me like he does every minute of every day, heck all you're missing is a big head.
-Dib- My head not big.
-Paige- Shut up Dib. The point is Will if you don't stop it I'm gonna tell Dad when we get home.
-Will- Fine, but I'm keeping my eye on him.
-Paige- Whatever. (She went back to go talk to Jess.)
-Lizzy- (She walked up to Zack.) Hey Zack.
-Zack- Ah who are you?
-Lizzy- I'm Lizzy you know from the party.
-Zack- Oh yah so?
-Lizzy- Ah so...Ah hey Chris when are we gonna start this stupid contest thing anyway?
-Chris- Calm down Lizzy our last two campers have not yet arrived. Speaking of which oh Chef why don't you go get our last two campers?
-Chef- Whatever man. (He was about to go, but then when he turned he saw Keef and Sophie they were right behind him.) What the?
-Keef- Hi Chef we've got a surprise for you. (They took out these smiley faces on sticks and sang.)
-Keef and Sophie- SMILE DARN YA SMILE IT'S A GREAT BIG WORLD AFTER ALL...
-Chef- That's it! (He grabbed them and threw them at a tree.)
-Keef and Sophie- Wee! (They hit the tree very hard.)
-Sophie- That was so cool let's do it again. No better yet let's go vine swing. WEEE! (She grabbed Keef and they ran off.)
-Chef- Stupid kids. (He went off and then he came back with a bag and some suit cases in his hands. He dropped the suit case and then said.) Here are your darn campers. (He emptied out the bag and Amethyst, Zim, Gir, and Kierra fell out.)
-Zim- (He stud up in pure anger.) Filthy stink creature that's it how dare you trap me and my little sister in that hideous earth bag for who knows how long. You shall pay.
-Dib- What you mean to tell me that you guys actually had the evil alien monsters inside a bag and you let them out. ARE YOU INSANE!
-Zim- For the last time Dib stink me and my little sister are not aliens.
-Victoria- Oh yes you are aliens. Only aliens would be evil enough to go around and ruining other people's parties for no apparent reason.
-Amethyst- Oh please it was just a joke.
-Paige- Yah, but you have to admit Amethyst it was a little mean.
-Jess- Yah, but it was still totally awesome. Nice work Amethyst. (He and Amethyst pounded it.)
-Victoria- Ah Jess why are you being so nice to her?
-Jess- I can't help it sis it's the surfer way to be nice to all fellow surfers. In fact we are nice to everyone except for those who ruin our surfing like DIB!
-Dib- I told you already Jess it was an accident. And at least I'm not an evil alien monster that goes around ruining other people's parties.
-Zim and Amethyst- WE'RE NOT ALIENS!
-Dib and Victoria- ARE TOO!
-Zim and Amethyst- ARE NOT!
-Dib and Victoria- ARE TOO!
-Zim and Amethyst- ARE NOT!...
-Chris- (He spoke into his megaphone.) ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT'S ENOUGH IT'S TIME FOR THE PICTURE FOR THE PROMOS!
-Zim- No it's time for me and my little sister to go home, because we're not taking part in your filthy earth contest.
-Chris- Fine I hope you can swim though, because you're ride just left. (And sure enough the boat had already left.)
-Zim- Fine we'll stay.
-Meef- (He ran up and hugged Amethyst.) Oh Amethyst I'm so glad that you're not leaving.
-Amethyst- What the Meef what are you doing here? Let go of me you disgusting earth beast.
-Meef- Never my love.
-Keef- (He walked up to Gaz.) Hey Gaz you wanna go for a walk?
-Amethyst- That's it Meef I'm going to count to 3 and if you still haven't let go of me by then I'm gonna destroy you. 1...2...3 (She attacked Meef and Gaz attacked Keef at the same time.)
-Cheff- (He grabbed Chris' megaphone.) ALRIGHT SOLDIERS THAT'S ENOUGH. NOW CHRIS SAID TO GET INTO PICTURE FORMATION SO MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE! (Everybody ran to go get into position.)
-Chris- Nice work Chef but next time... (He took his megaphone away from Chef.) Don't touch my megaphone.
-Chef- Whatever they weren't listening to you anyway.
-Chris- True, (He jumped on to a boat and got ready to take the picture.) Alright campers hold that poses and... No wait I forget to take off the lines cap. (He fix the problem.)
-Paige- Hahaha! He did this in the first episode of TDI. Wait ah Chris last time you did this everybody fell into the water.
-Jess- Chill Pineapple Princess there's not nearly as many people.
-Chris- Exactly right Jess. O.k. now everybody say Wawanakwa.
-Everybody-Wawanakwa!
-Victoria- Wait where's Sophie.
-Gir- (Sophie was carrying Gir on her back like a horse and then she jumped on to the dock and it colaptesed.) Weehoo! (Everybody fell into the water, but luckily for Zim and Amethyst it was sea water so it didn't bother them. But, it still was not fun)
-Chris- Well not exactly how I planned it. But, that was awesome wipe out Sophie. (She gave him the thumbs up from under the water.) Alright campers dry off and meet me back at the camp fire pit in ten.
Setting 2 The Camp Fire Pit.
Everybody was at the Camp Fire Pit with their pets and stuff.
-Chris- Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa your home for the next three days. During this time the 8 of you that signed up for this show will compete in 5 death defining challenges. Oh and the best part is that each of you will be paired with one of your fellow 8 contestants. Boy girl boy girl. Hints the love part of our new title. Oh and there will be no Dock of Shame no Boat of Looses just three days of rigorist challenges that will push you all to the limit. And you will all be filmed on camera in all public areas throughout this entire show competing for our mystery grand prize. And let's not forget the Confession Can.
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-Chris- Any time any one of you want's to get something off your chest this is the place to go. Just let the audients back home know exactly what you're thinking.
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-Amethyst- O.k. so far this whole thing stinks. I mean not only am I stuck in this filthy place for 3 days, but I could get paired with either the Dib stink or the Meef beast GROSS!
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-Meef- This is so cool I can't believe that I will be with Amethyst for three days. Oh please let me get paired with her!
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-Dib- O.k. I would just like to say one thing. ZIM AND AMETHYST ARE ALIENS! I mean come on people just look at them they have green skin and no ears or nose. HELLO ALIENS!
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-Zim- If that filthy stink creature is in here saying that me and my little sister are aliens I would just like to say one thing. HE IS COVERED IN FILTHY LIES! Me and my sister are not aliens we just have a skin condition and the Dib stink's head is not only big it also FULL OF LIES!
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-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG! (By the way Dib said that while Zim was still in the Confession can. Now where back at the Camp fire pit.)
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-Chris- Alright campers go and unpack and meet back at the Mess Hall in one hour to be breathed on your first challenge.
-Paige- Ah excuse me Chris? What are the sleeping arrangements?
-Chris- Boy's get the west cabin. Girls get the east.
-Chef- YOU GOT THAT SOLDIERS NOW MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE! (Everybody ran for their cabins carrying their bags with them and their animals followed.)
-Chris- Hahahah!
-Chef- Chris man what so funny?
-Chris- Dude I think you might wanna look at this. (He showed Chef a mirror and when Chef looked in it his moth had smiley face makeup on it.)
-Chef- What the. Oh those darn kids I'm gonna make them pay.
-Chris- Calm down there Chef you can torture them all you want by making them a disgusting meal.
-Cheff- Fine then in that case I've got a special dish in store for those two hahaha.
-Chris- Yah I know should be interesting and speaking of interesting things. Let's see how our boy campers are doing in there cabin.
Setting 3 The Boy's Cabin.
Zim and Dib where arguing as usual in the boys cabin they looked really ticked.
-Dib- There is no way that I am sleeping near an evil alien monster like you.
-Zim- Well who said I wanted to sleep near a filthy stink creature like you.
-Dib- Well at least I don't go around ruining other people's parties for no apparent reason.
-Zim- Oh yes you do just with your mere big headed presence you ruin EVERYTHING!
-Dib- OH THAT IS IT! (He attacked Zim and they started fighting)
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-Zim- How dare that filthy stink creature attack the all mighty Zim. He shall PAY!
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-Dib-I couldn't take him anymore. He was getting on my last nerves.
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-Will- (He got in the middle of them and stopped the fighting.) Come on you guys let's not fight remember we all have to sleep in this cabin together for the next three days. So let's try to get along.
-Zim- NEVER! I WILL NEVER GET ALONG WITH THAT DISGUSTING EARTH MONKEY! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY FILTHY HUMAN!
-Dib- Yah Will stand aside.
-Keef- (He was sitting on a top bunk near the fight.) Come on guys Will's right let's not fight. Hey I've got a great idea how about we all hug each other. (He and Meef hugged themselves.)
-Zim and Dib- NEVER!
-Will- Come on you guys this is ridiculous.
-Jess- Yah bros Will's right. When has fighting ever solved anything?
-Will- Ah excuse me bro, but I don't remember ever saying that I needed your help.
-Jess- Chill dude I'm just agreeing with you.
-Will- Well I don't care I can take care of myself.
-Zim- Enough talk Dib stink prepare for some DOOM! (Zim pushed Will aside and attacked Dib.)
-Will- Come on guys don't do this.
-Jess- Yah dudes we need to all just chill.
-Will- Hey you stay out of this.
-Zack- (He came into the cabin with Fang fallowing him.) QUIET! (Everybody stopped fighting and looked at Zack.) That's it I have had enough of you kids. Now listen up since I'm the oldest around here I'll decide on the bunking arrangements and...
-Zim- SILENCE FILTHY HUMAN! Who said I would ever listen to you?
-Zack- (HE GRABBED zIM HAND AND LIFTED HIM HIGH IN THE AIR HOLDING HARD ON HIS HAND) You wanna try saying that again green freak because I still remember who ruined my little sister's party and my dog would love to have a new chew toy.
-Zim- No I'm good. (zack dropped zim and he had to reajust his wig while dib laughed at him.)
-Dib- Hahahaah!
-Zack- Do you find something funny big head?
-Dib- Hey my heads not...
-Zack- It is so important to your future that you don't finish that sentence. O.k. now big head you and the dork can have that bunk. (He pointed to one of the empty bunks.)
-Dib- HEY I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY HEADS NOT BIG!
-Zack- Say that again and see what happens.
-Dib- Fine... (He was getting ready to say it again when Will covered his mouth.)
-Will- No that's o.k. we'll take that bunk right Dib?
-Dib- (He looked at Zack and the dog and Will's worried face) Fine whatever.
-Zack- Alright Green Freak you and your weirdo dog can have that bunk.
-Gir- (He jumped on to the top bunk)WEEHOO BONCY BONCY!
-Zim- GIR GET DOWN FROM THERE!
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-Dib- O.k. am I the only one that think it's weird that his "dog" is not only green, but it talks too. HELLO ALIENS!
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-Zim- I am not an alien I am a perfectly normal human worm baby that just happens to know ventriloquism.
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-Gir- WEEHOO I LOVE IT HERE! PANCAKE! (He attacked the toilet seat and then Zim came into the Confession Can)
-Zim- Gir get out of there. (He grabbed Gir.) Like I said it's just ventriloquism.
-Gir- PIGGIES!
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-Zack- Alright Freaky and Freakier you can have that bunk. (He said pointing to Keef and Meef who were already in there bunks.)
-Keef- Hey that's no way to talk to others you have to smile. Hey do you want me and my brother to do for you what me and Sophie did for Chef?
-Zack- Do it and you die.
-Meef- O.k. we won't. (He said hiding under his covers.)
-Zack- Alright and finally bro you and I will have this bunk.
-Jess- Cool
-Zack- Good now I'm going to go take a nap and if any of you idiots wakes me up before we have to report to that stupid Mess Hall you will all pay dearly. (He lay down on the bottom bunk.)
-Chris- Sounds like our male campers aren't getting along very well at all which is awesome. Hahaha! Now let's see how our female campers are doing.
Setting 5 The Girls Cabin
Amethyst and Victoria where fighting obviously the girls weren't getting along either.
-Victoria- There is no way that I am going to sleep near an evil alien monster like you. You'll probably experiment on me while I'm sleeping.
-Amethyst- Ah earth to filthy stink creature even if I was an alien, which I'm not, I would never want to experiment on an inferior filthy human like you.
-Victoria- Well at least I don't go around ruining other people parties.
-Amethyst- Oh please get over it already it was just a joke and besides your own brother thought it was funny.
-Victoria- So my brother's an idiot who thinks a lot of uncool thing are cool.
-Amethyst- Whatever it's not like anybody got hurt.
-Victoria- Yes they did.
-Amethyst- Good then my plan was successful.
-Victoria- Oh that is it I'm gonna kill you.
-Amethyst- Bring it on vile earth monkey.
-Paige- (Victoria was about to attack Amethyst but Paige got in the way.) Come on guys let's not fight.
-Gretchen- (She was sitting on one of the bottom bunks.) Yah guys Paige is right and besides since when has fighting ever solved anything.
-Paige- Exactly you guys. So let's try to get along after all you all did bring up very good points. Amethyst the prank was a little mean, but Victoria that doesn't give you the right to want to kill Amethyst.
-Victoria- Why are you defending her Paige she just wants to destroy your planet?
-Paige- No she doesn't Victoria she's my best friend and I don't appreciate you acting like...
-Amethyst- The Dib Stink.
-Victoria- Hey don't you call him that. Dib is the nicest guy in the whole wide world.
-Amethyst- I'll call him whatever I want and he is not the nicest guy in the whole wide world. He's the most disgusting vile ugly stink creature in the whole wide universe.
-Victoria- Oh that is it step aside Paige it's time for me to teach this space freak a lesson.
-Amethyst- Yah get out of my way Paige and let me at her.
-Paige- No!
-Gaz- (Lizzy was going to say something, but Gaz beat her to it.) EVERYBODY QUIET!
-Lizzy- Thank you Gaz.
-Gaz- Whatever. (She went back to playing her game on the bottom bunk that she was sitting on)
-Lizzy- Now listen up everybody since I'm the oldest around here I will decide the sleeping arrangements.
-Amethyst- Ah who die and made you queen?
-Lizzy- I did you got a problem with that freak.
-Amethyst- (She was about to say something then she notice the scary look on Gaz's face. She hid under some covers) No that's o.k. I'm cool.
-Lizzy- O.k. listen up Amethyst you and Paige can have that bunk. (She said pointing at the bed that Amethyst was hiding in.)
-Amethyst- (She came out from under the covers.) Fine, but I get to bottom bunk.
-Paige- Cool.
-Lizzy- Victoria you and your freaky cousin can take that bunk. (She pointed to the bed that Sophie was already sitting on the top bunk of.)
-Victoria- Hey my cousin is not freaky
-Sophie- Hey you guys you wanna see me flip my eye lids. (She did it and it was so gross that it made Amethyst throw up.)
-Lizzy- You were saying. Ok... Now that that's settled Gaz you can have that bunk to yourself and Gretchen you and I will take this one.
-Gaz- Whatever.
-Lizzy- Good now I'm gonna listen to my music and if any of you guys even thinks about bugging me you will seriously regret it. (she went up to the top bunk and took out her music)
-Victoria- Hey Gretchen can I talk to you outside for a minute.
-Gretchen- Ah sure Victoria. (She followed Victoria outside and Chloe followed her.)
-Amethyst- (She took out her i-pod docker from inside her suitcase.)
-Paige- Amethyst I really love your i-pod docker.
-Amethyst- Thanks Paige I'm surprised my parents actually packed it.
-Paige- You mean you and your brother didn't get to pack your own stuff.
-Amethyst- No those filthy stink creature trapped me and my brother in that hideous earth bag before we could pack anything or even say no for that matter
-Paige- Oh I'm sorry to hear that Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Me too now if you'll excuse me Paige I just want to unwind with some music. (She put her i-pod in her docker and turned it on.)
-Amethyst's i-pod - Small town homecoming queen
She's the star in this scene
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin, perfect hair
Perfumed hearts everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her
Setting 5 outside of the Girl's Cabins.
Gretchen and Victoria were outside the cabin with their dogs talking.
-Gretchen- Look Victoria I'm really sorry I left your party so early but...
-Victoria- Ah-huh that's great Gretchen now listen I don't want you talking to Dib any more.
-Gretchen- Excuse me?
-Victoria- Oh I'm sorry did I not speak clear enough for that tiny brain of yours allow me to try again. I don't want you talking to, looking at, or even being close to Dib anymore.
-Gretchen- O.k. you win. But... Hey wait a minute Victoria why can't I see Dib any more I mean he's my friend too.
-Amethyst i-pod- She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
-Victoria- Oh come on Gretchen we both know that you want Dib to be more than just your friend.
-Gretchen- Well I...
-Victoria- Just as I suspected, but let's face it Gretchen Dib is a cool guy who deserves a popular, smart, and pretty girl like me not an ugly freak like you. (She pushed Gretchen down. Gretchen fell down and Chloe was ticked she wanted to attack Victoria she started growling.) Oh please. (She snapped her finger and Alexes attack Chloe and bit her real hard on the leg.)
-Gretchen- Chloe.
-Amethyst's i-pod- Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutaunt
Everything that you want
Never to harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her
-Victoria- Let that be a lesson to you Gretchen keep that mutt of yours away from me or else, because my dog does not take kindly to people I don't like. Now go back in that Cabin and put on as pretty a face as you can make and act like nothing happened and don't tell anyone about this or else.
-Gretchen- O.k.
-Victoria- Good now see that wasn't so hard was it? Now come on. (The two of them headed back into the cabin)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Gretchen- (She was hitting her head.) Stupid Stupid Stupid (She stoped.) I can't believe it Will was right about Victoria and all I did was just stand there and do nothing. (She hit her head again.) Stupid Stupid Stupid
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Victoria- I bet you all thought that what I did to Gretchen was mean. Whatever Dib is mine and I'm not gonna let some braced faced, ugly, little, weirdo take him away from me.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst i-pod- She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Oh and I'm just the girl next door
-Paige-(Gretchen and Victoria walked into the Cabin. Gretchen was carrying Chloe and right away Paige noticed that something was up) Huh Gretchen what happened to you and Chloe?
-Gretchen- Well you see Paige...
-Amethyst i-pod- I don't know why I'm feeling sorry for myself
I spend all my time wishing that I was someone else
-Gretchen- Ah nothing happen Paige I just tripped and fell on Chloe. (She sat on her bed)
-Paige- (She sat next to her) Oh well why didn't Victoria help you?
-Gretchen- I guess she didn't notice.
-Paige- Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that Gretchen.
-Amethyst' i-pod- She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
I get a little bit, she gets a little more
She's Miss America and... she's Miss America
I'm just the girl next door...
-Paige- (Just then Maradith jumped on to Paige's lamp.) Oh hey Maradith good girl. (She started petting her.)
-Gretchen- Oh Paige I love your dog.
-Paige- Thanks Gretchen she's actually both me and my brother's dog.
-Gretchen- Yah your bother is a really nice guy.
-Paige- Sure he is sometimes, now not so much.
-Gretchen- Well I'm sure he has his reasons. (Then Maradith licked the sore on Chloe's paw and Chloe licked her back.) Aww it looks like our dogs really like each other.
-Paige- Yah it sure does.
-Sophie- Hey I've got a great idea you guys. Why don't our dogs have a play date? Yah it will be great just let me get my dog. OH WRATH!
Amethyst P.O.V.
As soon as the crazy stink creature said that the biggest, scariest looking earth beast that I have ever seen came into the room. It was so scary looking and when it looked at me with those big yellow eyes I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. It felt like a thousand knives were stabbing me in the stomach.
The pain was so intense that I held my stomach in pain. And the pain smeed to grow the closer the dog got to me. And of course Paige being the concerned human that she is said "Are you alright Amethyst." She said holding my shoulders and getting inbetween me and the dog.
Of course I was not going to tell her how I was really feeling. For one thing I was most defiantly never going to admit that I was actually scared of a filthy earth beast. Plus I couldn't tell Paige about the dreams. So thinking quickly I said "Yah I'm fine Paige I think I just need some air. I'll see you guys later." I grabbed my i-pod and I was about to leave when I heard the Victoria beast say something that made me so ticked.
"I guess the stupid alien monster is too chicken to hang out with us normal humans."
Oh that was it how dare that filthy human call me earth paltry she shall pay. I was about to attack her when Paige said "Shut up Victoria Amethyst looked really sick I hope she's o.k."
Paige is so sweet and gullible I sure did do a good job when I choose her as my human friend. She seemed to have everything under control so I left the filthy earth cabin with Kierra fallowing close behind me.
Me and Kierra were now walking throw out the filthy earth camp ground and of course my stomach cramp was only getting worse. And if that wasn't bad enough my hands and head where hurting too.
My head felt like it was going to explode and I could tell that Kierra knew I was not feeling well from the look on my face. I really wanted to talk to her, but I couldn't thanks to this stupid earth show.
Then I heard someone say "Hey piss Amethyst"
I turned to see who it was. It was Dad he obviously wanted to talk to me about something and before I could even say anything he grabbed my hand and started to pull me somewhere. So of course I ask him "Zim where are we going?"
"To the one place where these filthy earth camera can't see us." Dad took us to the communal bathrooms which was a good idea, because there were no cameras around here. I hope.
Anyway as soon as I was sure the cost was clear I tried to defend myself. "Zim I'm really sorry this is all my fault I should have never let Paige sign that filthy earth contract for me. It's all my fault that your plans are completely ruined..."
Dad covered my mouth and said "Shh Amethyst not so load and what do you mean my plans have not been ruined. I am the almighty Zim and Zim will never be stopped by some stupid earth contest!"
Wow I know dad's plans are flawless, but I just don't see how this is going to work. I mean come on how are we supposed to copy the robotic sharks if we are not there. I just don't see how this could possible ever work and I could tell that Dad knew what I was thinking, because right away he said "Don't worry Amethyst I've already called Mini Moose and told him to continue on with the plan while we're gone."
"Mini Moose are you sure he can handle this Zim?"
"Of course he can Amethyst I did after all make him. Never question my genius Amethyst."
O.k. I know that was dumb of me to question dad, but even after what he just said I am still a little worried. So I said "Well Zim I don't think even your genius is going to get us out of this mess I can't believe that I might be paired with either the Dib stink or the Meef beast this is a fate worse than death."
"Don't worry Amethyst I'm sure you won't be paired with those filthy humans."
"I hope you're right Zim" I was about to say something else, but then me and dad heard the filthy Chris human on the load speaker.
"Attention all campers it is now time for you all to report to the mess hall for breaky and briefing on your first challenge."
"DID HE STUTTER. NOW MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE!" Man that Chef human needs to learn to chill I thought for a minute. I really wanted to tell Dad about the pain, but then Dad said "Come on Amethyst lets go"
"Right Zim" I followed Dad to the mess hall I'll tell him some other time. After all my pain was gone, but something told me that my torture was just being.
-Me- Well that was it I hope you all enjoyed it. Man could things get any worse for my characters? Ah duh Mahahah! Any way first of all it seems that Victoria is not very nice after all I wonder if Dib will ever find out. And speaking of finding out stuff I wonder what is going on with Amethyst. Well of course I know, but you guys surly don't. Mahahah! Wow I sure am evil I bet in some way me and Chris are related. Hahaha! Oh and also I have a new drawing up on my deviart page that ties with this chapter I hope you all enjoy it and this chapter. Don't forget to send me plenty of reviews for both things and until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!