-Me- What's up dudes I hope you all enjoy this next chapter and I don't own TDA, TDI, Invader Zim, or the many songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY AND PIECE OUT BROS!
Setting 1 Back at the Gorge
Everybody was still at the gorge worried about what there next challenge would be.
-Chris- Alright campers your next challenge is a sing off.
-Amethyst- Oh cool I'm great at singing.
-Paige- Me too Amethyst, but Chris if we're just going to be singing how come we're over looking this incredibly high gorge? (She said obviously very scared of the height situation.)
-Chris- Oh yah I'll get to that later and don't interrupt me E.V.E.R. Any way campers come up and pick a card out of the hat to determine which song from which movie you will be singing. (He said as he took out a hat with cards in it then everybody came up and chose a card.)
-Gretchen- Look Will we got Sixteen Going on Seventeen. Oh I love the Sound of Music what about you Will?
-Will- Ah it's o.k. my mom did make me watch it one time, because she's into the whole musical thing. Personally I would rather see a good science flick any day, but at least I actually know that song.
-Paige- Look Jess we got Can You Feel The Love Tonight from Lion King Yeah!
-Jess- Ah sweet dude I love that movie especially the part when Simba saw Nala after so many years.
-Paige- Aw that part was so romantic even though she pounded the heck out of him. (they both laugh)
-Victoria- Look Dib we got What I like about you from Shrek 2. Hey that's kind of like us isn't it Dib.
-Dib- Yah (he gulped) it sure is Victoria.
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-Dib- O.k. I know it's so obvious that I have a crush on Victoria, but can you blame me. I mean come on she's smart, nice, beautiful, and she has not said my head is big even once. Not that it is, but still what more could a guy want.
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-Victoria- Of course I really do have a crush on Dib. I mean just because I hate Gretchen with every fiber of my being doesn't mean that I don't really like Dib. And how could I not I mean he's cute smart he's always caring of others and the fact that he has a hudge monster crush on me works perfectly with my plan.
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-Meef- Look Amethyst we got Looking Through Your Eyes from Quest for Camelot. Oh isn't that just the most wonderful thing in the whole world Amethyst? We get to sing another wonderful romantic song together. (He said getting close to Amethyst and she not enjoying it one little bit.)
-Amethyst- Ah-huh yah that's great Meef now remember the terms of our partnership? I said you have to stay at least ten feet away from me. This is not ten feet. (She said pushing him away grabbign him like gwen with cody.)
-Chris- Uw I don't think you're going to like the next challenge Amethyst, because you have to be hand cuffed to your partner. (He said holding up hand cuffs.)
-Amethyst- I have to what? (she let go of jmeef in disgust)
-Chris- Yes it's the first ever Camp Wawanakwa Balance Beam Hand Cuff Sing Off. Contestants will stand on the balance beams over this 100 foot high gorge. While they are on the gorge they will be hand cuffed to their partner (As Chris was explaining Chef was hand cuffing the teams.) and they must stay on the balance beam until their song is done and let's not forget the surprises that await them. Hahaha! Also the only way that you can free yourself from your partner is with the wimp key. (He said holding up a key and Amethyst looked like she really wanted that key then he hid it behind his back again.) Too bad I'm not going to give it to you until after the challenge. Hahaha!
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-Amethyst- I really hate Chris he has officially made my humans I hate list. Right up there with the Dib stink, the Meef beast, and the Earth Pig Keef. (She groaned in anger.)
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-Meef- Oh Amethyst I am so happy I mean first I was really happy to be paired with you, but now that we're hand cuffed together my life could not be any better and I bet you feel the same way.
-Amethyst- No I don't Meef in fact things could not possibly get any worse.
-Chris- Oh, but they can Amethyst did I forget to mention that for the rest of this challenge you all have to wear silly hats?(he said putting on a cowboy hat maybe)
-Amethyst- Yes you may have neglected to mention that horrible fait.
-Chris- Well now I am. So let's get started. (As he said that Chef pushed a box full of hat towards Chris.)
-Amethyst- Wait Chris why do we have to wear stupid earth hats? I mean it's just so dumb.
-Chris- Because, I said so and I'm your host Chris Maclean. And, because while you're out on the balance beam your competition will be allowed to throw these rotten tomatoes at you (He said as Chef pushed some gross looking tomatoes up in a cart.) if they knock your hats off you're out. (hwe said nocking chef's hat off whicth a tomato he looked angry.) If they knock you off then you are out and you'll have a very painful swim, because we have stocked the water with man eating piranhas that we have not feed in weeks. But, don't worry if you do fall in you can climb back up by using our rope latter which we're pretty sure is 100% safe. (He said and by the way if you look at the rope latter you can see that it is defiantly not 100% safe.)
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-Amethyst- (She groaned very loudly obviously very anger.) O.k. note to self never ever ever say "things could not possibly get any worse", because they so can especially when stupid Chris is holding your fate in his filthy human hands.
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-Chris- Alright Courageous Hamster since you guys got Sound of Music you get to wear these note top hats. (He said passing Will and Gretchen some top hats with notes all over them.)
-Will- Ah Chris aren't these hats a tad, oh I don't know, too easy to knock off?
-Chris- Maybe. Alright Mary Monkeys since you guys got Lion King you get to wear these little lion ears. (He said passing Paige and Jess their ears)
-Jess- Ah sweet digging the killer design dude. (He said putting on his hat.)
-Paige- Yah they sure are cool, but...(She was trying to put her on, but she was having problems.)
-Jess- Oh here Pineapple Princess let me help you.
-Paige- No, Wait Jess it's o.k. I can just put my hair down. (She said taking her black hair things out and when she did this she looked so beautiful with her hair down it was amazing and Jess was in aw as she put the hat on) Ah Jess is something wrong.
-Jess- What a no i'm fine it's cool.
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-Jess- Ok I know i alway call her pineapple princess but dudes when she took down her hair she looked incredible like a Pineapple Goodess
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-Chris- Alright Perfect Piggyes since you guys got Quest for Camelot you get to wear these red dragon hats. (He passed these cute red dragon hats to Meef and Amethyst. Meef put his hat on right away just as happy as can be. Amethyst on the other hand looked at it with disgust.)
-Meef- Aw look Amethyst don't you think that these hats are just about the cutest things in the whole wide world?
-Amethyst- No I don't Meef there even more degrading then those stupid earth cupid wings and I'm not wearing them.
-Chris- Do you want Chef's help again Amethyst.
-Amethyst- (She looked at Chef and remembered how horrible it was to have his "help" last time so she said.) Ah no that's o.k. I'll put it on. (She put the hat on.) This is so not funny.
-Dib- Speak for yourself alien scum. Hahaha! (He and Victoria where both laughing up a storm e wwas actually laughign on the ground.)
-Chris- And finally Nutty Mooses since you guys got Shrek you get to wear these Shrek ears. (He throw the Shrek ear headbands at Victoria and Dib.)
-Dib and Victoria- What? Oh man this is so stupid!
-Amethyst- Hahaha! And you guys were making fun of my stupid hat. Hahaha!
-Zim- Hahaha! Yah now who looks like an alien earth pigs?
-Dib- Still you guys.
-Amethyst- Well you're just mad, because you know that I'm gonna beat you and your stupid girlfriend.
-Victoria- Ha not in this life time alien scum. And, I'm not stupid you and your so called brother on the other hand. Yah you guys are defiantly stupid.
-Zim- Hey we're not stupid you are earth smell and you're going down...
-Chris- (He spoke into his megaphone.) ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT'S ENOUGH... (He looked at his watch.) I have a pedicure at 6:00. So let's get started. COURAGE HAMSTERS YOU'RE UP FIRST! (He said back into his megaphone.)
-Will- (He and Gretchen were looking over the gorge obviously very scared.) Ah Chris I've examined this rope latter and I can tell you right now that it is defiantly 100% unsafe.
-Zack- Aww what's a matter dork you too scared? Hey Chris maybe you should change these two loosers' team name from the Courageous Hamsters to the Spineless Chickens.
-Will- For your information Zack chickens do have spines and...
-Zack- Ah excuse me dork did you just call me stupid?
-Will- Ah no not really. He said hiding behidn Gretchen)
-Zack- Good, See just as I told you spineless weakling chickens.
-Will- Uw that's it I'll show you spineless weakling chicken. Come on Gretchen. See what you have to say about this Zack. (He said as he pulled Gretchen out on to the balance beam.)
-Zack- I only have two things to say one you're still going down and two don't look down. Hahaha! (Right when Zack said that Will looked down and man was he scared he used his inhalor he was tht scared.)
-Chris- Alright campers let's get starter. Oh and remember no talking or else you are out and sing.
-Will- You wait, little girl, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little girl, is an empty page
That men will want to write on
-Gretchen- To write on (Everbody's mouth opened wide when they heard how good Gretchen and Will could sing and of course Zack kept trying to hit Will with tomatoes but he kept dodgeing them.)
-Will- You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and rogues and cads
Will offer you food and wine
Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken
You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am seventeen going on eighteen
I'll take care of you
-Gretchen- I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe
-Dib- Wow who knew that Gretchen and Will could sing so well?
-Victoria- Yah they're doing a great job. GO YOU GUYS! And Zack quit throw tomatoes at Will and Gretchen they could seriously die.
-Zack- That's the point sis now shut up. (He said continuing to throw.)
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-Victoria- Cheering for those two dorks was the last thing I wanted to do, but I really was shocked at how good Gretchen could sing. I guess she has to have something good going for her since everything else about her is disgusting. But, I was not worried after all I did have an ace up my sleeve. (She said taking out some candy.)
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-Gretchen- I could not believe how well me and Will were doing. I guess all of those singing and voice lessons I took to learn how to cope with my braces really played off. We may actually win this.
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-Zack- I want to know how that stupid dork is able to dodge my throws every single stupid time. I swear if he does not fall to his death I'm going to kill him for making a fool out of me.
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-Will- Hahaha! Mom if you're watching this I'm so sorry for all the times I said it was stupid for me to learn how to dance and to be in the chorus with my sister, because now not only do I get to see the look on Zack's face, but me and Gretchen might actually win this. I just wish that stupid Victoria would quit rooting for us. Man she really is good at acting.
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-Chris- Come on Campers don't let Zack have all the fun you're supposed to throw tomatoes at these guys.
-Victoria- Why would we want to do that Chris I mean after all they are our friends?
-Sophie- (She had a tomato in her hand.) Yah and besides it's a waste of good tomatoes. I love tomatoes, because they make ketchup and ketchup is the color of mortar. And they also go great on candy. (She said taking out some candy from her pocket. Oh no dead.)
-Victoria- Huh Sophie where did you get that candy?
-Jess- Everybody hit the deck. (But, it was too late. Sophie ate the candy and went on an insane sugar rush. She went all over the place in an out of control spin and worst of all she grabbed some tomatoes and throw them everywhere and at everyone by accident of course but hey she could not control herself.)
-Paige- (She was trying to cover her head from the tomato storm.) I guess this is what you meant by your cousin's insane candy rush.
-Jess- (He was doing the same.) Yah. (He pulled Paige down.) Look out. (More tomatoes went flying.)
-Victoria- (During all of the chaos Victoria throw a tomato at Gretchen that sent her and Will falling into the piranhas. Oh that's gotta hurt.) Jess do something you brought the antidote right?
-Jess- Yah I did I almost forgot. Hey Sophie look at what I've got. (He said pulling out a candy cane.)
-Sophie- Candy Cane!
-Paige- Wait Jess what are you doing that won't solve anything? (But, it was too late Sophie talked them for the candy cane.) Ahh!
-Sophie- Yah candy cane. (She said with the candy cane in her hand then she ate it.) Uw salary I hate salary gross. (Yep it was just painted salary and Sophie went back to normal well Sophie normal.) Where am I? What happened?
-Victoria- Sophie you silly girl (She said grabbing her cousin and taking her off of her brother and Paige.) you went on another crazy sugar rush.
-Sophie- I did? Oh woops. Sorry everyone.
-Chris- (He and Chef were hiding behind this big umbrella and he lowered it down.) Shoo boy am I ever glad I brought an umbrella.
-Victoria- Well I'm glad that's over with. Wait a minute where's Gretchen and Will. Huh they must of fallen come on Dib we've got to go help them. (She and Dib ran to help Will and Gretchen.) Here you guys let us help you up. (She said putting her hand out to where Will and Gretchen could reach it.)
-Will- (He smacked her hand out of the way.) No thanks Victoria we don't need any help from the likes of you. (He said as he and Gretchen got up.)
-Victoria- What are you talking about Will?
-Will- Oh don't play dumb I saw you and you know that you were the one who threw the tomato at Gretchen that sent me and her to our doom.
-Victoria- Huh Will I can't believe you would say that. I mean I can understand if you're mad at me, because my cousin knock you off the balance beam but it wasn't her fault.
-Will- Of course it wasn't her fault, because she didn't do it you did. Just admit it already.
-Dib- Hey cut it out Will. If she says she didn't do it then she didn't do it. And besides why would she rush all the way over here to help you guys if she did do it?
-Will- Because she is trying to trick you Dib. Don't you see that she's evil? Come on Gretchen tell him what she did to you...
-Gretchen- Well I...
-Dib- Oh don't even try to bring Gretchen into this Will the only person who's evil around here is you and the alien monsters behind me, but that's beside the point. The point is that you're being a real jerk.
-Will- Oh I'm being a jerk look who's talking you delusional jerk.
-Chris- ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT ENOUGH COURAGEOUS HAMSTERS YOU GUYS ARE OUT MARY MONKEYS YOU GUYS ARE UP NEXT! (He said into his megaphone.)
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-Dib- Stupid Will he's acting even jerker then Zim and Amethyst and they're supposed to be mine and the earth's mortal enemy and the guy who is supposed to be my only none annoying friend is acting like a complete JERK! I mean come on HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE INSANE!
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-Victoria- My plan worked perfectly it's just too bad that Will saw me. Oh well Dib still does not believe him so I've got this thing in the bag. Hahaha!
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-Gretchen- Oh I hope Will is not too mad at me. After all I was the one that lost her balance when Victoria threw that tomato at us and I was the one who did not tell Dib the truth. Oh I wish I wasn't so weak.
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-Will- I did not think it was possible, but Dib actually became stupider then the last time I was in here. I mean come on did he not even see the tomato juice on Victoria's hands? What an idiot.
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-Paige- (She looked down into the gorge obviously very scared.) Ah Chris I have this huge mega huge fear of heights so do I have to do this?
-Jess- Chill Pineapple Princess I'll be right there with you we can totally do this.
-Paige- Yah we can. (She looked down again and then freaked.) Oh no Jess I can't it's just too high. I just know I'm gonna fall and die.
-Jess- Hey don't think like that Pineapple Princess I swear I will never let that happen and don't worry no one has a grudge against us so they won't throw tomatoes at us and as for the height thing don't worry about it just focus on me. I've got your back babe.
-Paige- Alright let's do this.
-Jess- Well alright then that's the sprit. (The two of them walked out into the balance beam.)
-Chris- O.k. Campers and sing. (Jess and Paige began singing very well I might add, but no one would throw a tomato at them.)
-Paige and Jess- Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
-Jess- So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
-Paigee- He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the king I know he is
The king I see inside?
-Chris- O.k. guys this is ridiculous seriously our interns did not spend weeks looking for rotten tomatoes for them to just go to waste. In other words throw them. Come on what's a matter with you guys?
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-Amethyst- Why would I want to throw a tomato at Paige. I like her and besides I was saving all of my tomato based fury for the Dib stink's turn.
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-Dib- Even though I have big issues with Will right now. I did not feel like sending his little sister to her death. Now Amethyst on the other hand I have no problem with that. Not at all.
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-Victoria- Will is a dork and his sister is really delusional when it comes to Zim and Amethyst true identity, but still I did not feel like throwing a tomato at them. Beside she is attached to my little brother and I love him.
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-Will- I would have loved to of thrown a tomato at Jess. His stupid surfer boy attitude is getting on my last nerves, but I knew that if I hurt Paige I would never hear the end of it from my mom and beside Paige was still family. Stupid family, but family none the less.
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-Chris- Alright if you guys won't corporate then I guess I'll have to take things up a notch. After all I did promise surprises. (He took out a water gun full of tomatoe juice and fired it at paige)
-Paige- Ah. (She lost her balance and her and Jess fell.) Ahh!
-Jess- (Paige was as scared as can be, but Jess thought quickly and grabbed her. Then he took out a whip and used it to grab onto a branch and swing them to the latter saving their lives. So cool)
-Chris- Wicked save Jess.
-Will- Oh my gosh sis are you alright? (He said as he and Gretchen ran up to Paige and tried to help her.)
-Dib- (He and Victoria ran up to help them too.) Here Jess give me your hand. (Then Dib and Will saw each other so they turned their backs away from each other obviously still mad.)
-Jess- Ah dudes we're kind of hanging by a thread here do you think you guys could work out your differences later please?
-Victoria- Don't worry bro I've got you. (She grabbed his hand.)
-Gretchen- Here Paige let me help you up. (She and Victoria helped Jess and Paige up to safety)
-Paige- Thanks you guys. Oh Jess you saved my life. (She gave him a big kiss on the lips.)
-Jess- Woohoo Yah you rock Babe!
-Will- What? (He fainted from shock.)
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-Will- (He was using his inhaler again.) O.k. that was just so wrong I can't believe my sister just kissed that guy. I mean does she really want me to go INSANE!
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-Chris- Alright Nutty Mooses it's your turn next.
-Victoria- Cool come on Dib lets go for it.
-Dib- Yah (He gulped obviously a little scared.) let's do this.
-Zim- Hey Dib I hope the filthy earth fish are in the mood for big headed humanoid, because that's what's on their menu.
-Amethyst- Hahaha! Good one Zim and let's not forget his stupid girl friend. I bet the piranhas will just love eating her.
-Victoria- We'll see who the piranhas eat when it's your turn alien scum.
-Dib- Yah and Amethyst I hope you don't make the piranhas sick for their sake.
-Amethyst- Oh quit talking nonsense big headed freak.
-Victoria- Oh that is it come on Dib lets show this space girl what we're made of.
-Dib- Yah she's going down. (The two of them went out on to the balance beam.)
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-Amethyst- I was so excited. I mean seriously I had been waiting to send the Dib stink to his death ever since the first day I met him. Hahaha!
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-Zim- Enjoy your Tomato Based Doom filthy human. Mahahah!
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-Dib- I can't wait till Amethyst's turn she is going down. I only wish that Zim was attached to her instead of Meef. Oh well beggars can't be choosers.
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-Chris- Alright campers and sing. (They started sing and Zim and Amethyst started throwing.)
-Victoria-Hey... uh uh huh
What I like about you
You hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one wanna come over tonight
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna hear
Cuzit's true that's what I like about you
-Chris- (When he saw someone actually following his sick rules he said.) Finally
-Dib- What I like about you
You really know how to dance
When you go up, down jump around
Talk about true romance
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna hear
Cuzit's true that's what I like about you
-Amethyst- (She threw another tomato.) Yes I got him right on his filthy human head not that it was that hard of a target. You're next bro.
-Zim- (He tried to throw a tomato, but it slipped out of his hand.)
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-Dib- Hahaha! It took ever once of will power I had not to laugh at Zim. I mean did you see how pathetic he was. Hahaha!
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-Zim- Uww that Dib monkey will pay for laughing at the almighty Zim and it was not my fault that I dropped that stupid earth fruit vegetable thing. Uww Dib is going to pay.
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-Zim- (He took out this machine that looked like a base ball launcher thing and used it to launch tomatoes at Dib and Victoria.)
-Dib- Ahh! Wait a minute Chris can he do that? I mean come on there has to be a rule against using whatever that thing is.
-Chris- No sorry Dib there's no rule against it. However there is a rule against talking. So you guys are out.
-Victoria and Dib- What?
-Amethyst- You heard him stupid humans now face your DOOM! Mahahahah! (She said pushing a button to continue the firing of the tomatoes that sent Victoria and Dib falling into the piranhas maybe change machien loook at action for ideas.)
-Dib and Victoria- Ahh! (They fell down into the pit and then swam over to the latter as fast as they could and climbed back up it equally as fast.)
-Victoria- (The two of them were up and boy were they mad) That was so uncalled for alien scum.
-Dib- Yah you two already won by cheating.
-Amethyst- Oh please filthy humans didn't you here Chris there were no rules against it.
-Zim- Yah not that we needed to cheat to beat you two losers.
-Dib- Oh that is it. You are so...(he pointed at them but then he noticed the parana on his hand and started screaming.) Ahh!
-Zim and Amethyst- Hahaha! (They laughed at Dib's pain.)
-Victoria- Don't worry Dib I've got it. (She tried to get the piranha off Dib's butt it bit her instead) Ow! (She flicked it off of her hand and then sucked on her hurt hand.)
-Zim and Amethyst- Hahaha! You two really do deserve each other Hahaha!
-Dib- Oh that is it. (He wanted to tackle them, but Victoria stopped him.
-Victoria- No wait Dib remember it's Amethyst turn next so save all of your anger for your tomato throwing skills.
-Dib- You're right Victoria. Hey Amethyst I hope you and your boy friend are ready to go swimming with the fishes literally.
-Amethyst- He's not my boy friend and I'll never lose to you disgusting meat bags. Come on Meef.
-Meef- Wait Amethyst we could seriously die doing this. I mean why don't we all play a nice game of paddy cake instead.
-Amethyst- No way Meef I can't stand being attached to you any longer. So I'm going to get this over with right now. (She dragged Meef onto the balance beam.)
-Chris- Alright campers and go. (They began singing and Victoria and Dib tried to throw tomatoes at Amethyst but she hid behind Meef who enjoyed tasting all of the tomatoes)
-Meef- Look at the sky tell me what do you see
Just close your eyes and describe it to me
The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight
That's what I see through your eyes
-Amethyst- I see the heavens each time that you smile
I hear your heartbeat just go on for miles
And suddenly I know why life is worthwhile
That's what I see through your eyes
That's what I see through your eyes
-Dib- Hey Chris can she do that?
-Chris- No rule against it edge Perfect Piggyes.
-Dib- (He groaned in anger.)
-Victoria- Chill Dib she can't hide behind Meef forever just keep throwing.
-Dib- You're right Victoria. (He was about to throw another tomato then someone throw one at him.) Hey Zim my turn is over quit it.
-Zim- I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about earth smell.
-Victoria- Just ignore him Dib he's just trying to distract you. (She said then Zim throw one at her.)
-Dib- Zim I said cut it out.
-Zim- What I didn't do anything? (Dib turned his back then Zim threw another tomato again.)
-Dib- That's it Zim stop it right now or else.
-Zim- I don't understand earth scum what do you want me to stop doing this? (He throw a tomato at Dib.)
-Dib- (He flung it off of his face) Yes that.
-Zim- Yes do it o.k. (He threw another tomato at Dib.)
-Dib- That's it. (Dib attacked Zim and Victoria got dragged into the fight.)
-Victoria- Dib no!
-Amethyst and Meef- Here in the night, I see the sun
Here in the dark, our two hearts are one
Its out of our hands, we can't stop what we have begun
And love just took me by surprise, looking through your eyes
I see a night I wish could last forever
I see a world we're meant to see together
And it is so much more than I remember
More than I remember
More than I have known
Here in the night, I see the sun
Here in the dark, our two hearts are one
Its out of our hands, we can't stop what we have begun
And love just took me by surprise, looking through your eyes
Looking through your eyes
-Chris- And the Perfect Piggyes win the first challenge.
-Dib and Victoria- (They were on top of Zim) What!
-Amethyst- (She and Meef were off of the balance beam.) Yeah we did it Meef. (She grabbed Meef and kissed him on the lips, because of the moment then she realized what she just did.) Uw gross I can't believe I just did that. (She threw up in disgust.) That was so wrong.
-Meef- Yah see I told you you liked me Amethyst. Let's do it again.
-Amethyst- No way Meef. Chris hand over the whip key NOW!
-Chris- Sure thing Amethyst. (He threw it at her and then she unlocked herself from Meef)
-Amethyst-Yeah I'm finally free. (She ran and hid behind Zim.)
-Chris- (As he was making his speech Chef unlocked everybody's hand cuffs and took their hats.) Alright campers our first winner of our first challenge are Meef and Amethyst.
-Victoria- Only because they cheated.
-Dib- Yah Chris Zim distracted me.
-Zim- It's not my fault that your puny human brain is so easily distracted by my superiority.
-Amethyst- Yah you guys stink and we rock. WOO!
-Dib- Oh I'll show you stink. (He attacked Zim and Amethyst and they got into a hudge fight.)
-Chef- (he grabbed Chris's Megaphone and spoke into it.) ALRIGHT SOLDIERS THAT'S ENOUGH! (Everyone stopped since they were all scared of Chef.) IN ALL OF MY YEARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE UNDISCIPLINED GROUP AND AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR INSUBORDINATION YOU WILL ALL RUN AROUND THIS CAMP 50 TIMES NOW MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE! (Everyone ran to get started on their run harsh.)
-Chris- Chef what did I say about touching my megaphone? (He said taking it away from Chef.)
-Chef- Do you want to miss your stupid pedicure pretty boy?
-Chris- It's not just a pedicure it's also a full body massage for both of us.
-Chef- Cool lets go.
-Chris- I heard that. (They left to go get pampered.)
Setting 2 the Mess Hall.
Everybody was in the mess hall and they all looked so tiered. I mean it really most of them had their heads on the table and some of them were even on the floor they were just so out of it and who could blame them.
-Amethyst- Ah I'm so tired I can't even feel my legs.
-Zim- Uw that filthy... Ow I'm too exhausted to even make threats just know that he will pay for this.
-Amethyst- Yah this is all that stupid stink creature's fault.
-Paige- Well look on the bright side Amethyst at least you and Meef won the first challenge.
-Amethyst- Oh please Paige that's not the good news. I knew I was going to win.
-Jess- Yah that was a wicked strategy after all.
-Amethyst- Exactly the good news is that that stupid run tired the Meef beast out. So now he won't bother me... for a while at least. (She said glaring at Meef who was on the floor panting then she put her head back down.)
-Jess- Well can you blame the dude. Seriously bros I once surfed all day and night, but this was just so meagerly harsh.
-Victoria- (She and Dib were at another table again.) Ow I think I pulled a muscle. What about you Dib are you o.k.?
-Dib- No I'm not O.k. Victoria my legs are killing me and worst of all I let you down. I'm so sorry Victoria it's all my fault that we lost the first challenge.
-Victoria- No Dib you have nothing to be sorry about it's not your fault it's those stupid alien monster's fault, but trust me Dib we'll beat them next time. Oww! (She pulled another muscle with the threat.)
-Will- (He and Gretchen were sitting together.) Oh man I don't know how track people do it seriously I aka in places I didn't even know I had.
-Gretchen- Ah Will.
-Will- What is it Gretchen?
-Gretchen- I'm sorry I didn't tell Dib the truth when I had the chance.
-Will- It's o.k. Gretchen. I mean after all it's not like Dib gave you much of a chance.
-Gretchen- I know, but still if I wasn't such a spineless weakling then maybe you and Dib would have never gotten into that awful fight. I mean I'm just so...
-Will- Now stop talking like that Gretchen. You are not a spineless weakling believe me you have courage buried deep inside you. You just have to learn how to bring it out and telling Dib the truth tonight is the first step o.k.
-Gretchen- O.k. Will I'll do it but...
-Chef- ALRIGHT SOLDIERS I HOPE YOU ALL LEARNED YOUR LESSON NOW IT'S TIME FOR FOOD, BUT SINCE YOU'RE ALL STILL ON PROBATION YOU GET TO EAT FROM THE GARBAGE. (He said into the megaphone.)
-Zack- Like that's much of an improvement anyway.
-Chef- BOY DO YOU WANT TO RUN AROUND THIS CAMP ANOTHER 50 TIMES! (He said into the megaphone.)
-Lizzy- (She stopped Zack from getting into trouble.) No thanks Chef he's going right to bed right Zack?
-Zack- Whatever. (He left.)
-Paige- Well considering those options I guess I'm going to head for bed. What about you Amethyst?
-Amethyst- What...what did you say Paige.
-Paige- Ah bed are you coming?
-Amethyst- Oh yah bed. Ah Zim can I talk to you for a minute.
-Zim- Sure what's wrong Amethyst? (He said as they got up as best they could.)
-Amethyst- Well I ah... never mind it's nothing thanks again for helping me win the first challenge.
-Zim- You're welcome Amethyst and take this. (He gave her a button thing.) It will help you sleep soundly without having to worry about those filthy humans.
-Amethyst- (She took the thing and then hugged Zim.) Thanks Zim. (She finished hugging him.) Well I'll see you in the morning bro. (She and Paige left for their cabin and Zim and Jess went to there's)
-Victoria- Well good night Dib. (She kissed him on the check.) I'll see you in the morning.
-Dib- Yah bye Victoria.
-Will- Gross I so did not need to see that right before I go to bed.
-Gretchen- Yah it was not exactly the best sight in the whole wide world.
-Will- Seriously but don't worry Gretchen things will get better I promise. Now come on I'll walk you to your cabin.
-Gretchen- Sure.
Setting 3 outside of the girl's cabin.
Will and Gretchen were saying good bye outside of the girl's cabin.
-Will- Well good night Gretchen and good luck.
-Gretchen- Yeah I'll see you in the morning Will. (She went into the cabin and Will left for his cabin.)
-Will- (When he got into the cabin he found Zim and Dib in another argument shocker. Apparently Zim had set up a curtain to cover up his bottom bunk so people could not see what he was doing and of course Dib was suspicious.)
-Dib- What is this Zim some kind of new evil alien technology?
-Zim- No it's a curtain stupid human so I don't have to look at your disgusting human face while I'm sleeping.
-Dib- Oh yah right like I'm going to fall for that Zim you're obviously up to something evil.
-Will- Oh no not again. (He quickly got in the way of Zim and Dib.) Come on you guys stop it already.
-Jess- (He was sitting on his top bunk.) Seriously dudes don't you guys think you did enough fighting earlier today?
-Will- Hey you stay out of this.
-Dib- Leave him alone Will.
-Will- Oh so what now you're defending him Dib, but I thought you had issues with Jess, because he won't let the whole stupid surfing incident go.
-Dib- No Will the only person I have issues with around here is you, Zim, and Amethyst but that's beside the point. The point is that you're being a big jerk.
-Will- Oh look who's talking bigger jerk.
-Dib- I'm not the bigger jerk you are.
-Will- No you
-Dib- You
-Will- You!
-Zack- THAT'S ENOUGH EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I have had it up to here with you kids. So shut up or else I will have to start digging your graves.
-Dib- Fine.
-Will- Whatever. (All the boys went to sleep)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- This is ridiculous I hate fighting with Dib why can't he just believe me. Oh I hope Gretchen tells him the truth tonight before it's too late.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- It's offical the world has completely gone INSANE ow, man stupiud Chef things could not get any worse.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- (Back at the boy's cabin Will was snoring.) Of course. (He covers his head with his pillow so he can try and sleep.)
Setting 4 Girls Cabin.
Mean while after Gretchen said good bye to Will she found herself in a similar situation. Amethyst and Victoria were fighting over the fact that Amethyst set up a curtain too.
-Victoria- What are you doing alien scum?
-Amethyst- I would think of all the filthy humans on this stupid planet you would recognize a curtain when you see one. After all you do use one every day to cover up your disgusting human face or at least you should.
-Victoria- Oh that is it you're dead.
-Amethyst- Bring it on earth scum. (The two of them were about to fight when Paige got in there way again.)
-Paige- Come on you guys we don't have time for this if I know Chris and I do he'll probably have a very rude awakening waiting for us in the morning. So we really need to get to sleep. NOW!
-Victoria- Fine she's not worth my time anyway.
-Amethyst- Like wise I'm sure. (The two of them went to sleep.)
-Paige- Well I'm glad that was surprisingly solved so quickly. (She climbed into the top bunk above Amethyst and was about to go to sleep when Gretchen asked her a question.)
-Gretchen- Hey Paige.
-Paige- (She yawned) Yeah what is it Gretchen?
-Gretchen- How do you do it Paige? How can you be so brave?
-Paige- Well I don't know about that Gretchen I never really considered myself to be all that brave, but when someone I care about is in trouble I guess I just forget about my fears and do whatever it takes to help them. Why do you ask?
-Gretchen- Oh no reason well goodnight Paige.
-Paige- Good night Gretchen see you in the morning.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Gretchen- Paige and Will were right it was time for me to face my fears and tell Dib the truth. (She yawned) But, first I need to get some sleep my legs still hurt from that terrible running spree.
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-Me- Chris is right about a lot of things but sadly this time he is wrong I will not be updating for at least two weeks I'm not sure. But don't worry Fanfiction people I have a very good reason for making you guys wait so long I am going to the beach this week. WOOHOO! But I'll be back and next time we will get to see what happens to Victoria, Dib, and Gretchen. Will Gretchen be able to tell Dib the truth or will Victoria and Dib get even closer you'll see next time. And I have four new pictures up on my deviart page that tie into this chapter. I hope you all enjoy them until next send me plenty of reviews and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!
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