-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim, TDI, TDA, or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY AND BE PREPARED TO BE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT THE WHOLE TIME!
Setting 1 The Beach on the Island
All of the campers were at the beach in there bathing suits. There was a big hill near the beach kind of like the one the campers had to jump off in the survival challenge on TDI you know when Duncan and Owen were paired together and Gwen and Heather were paired together too any way it is not that tall but still pretty tall any way that is where this story begins.
-Chris- Alright campers today you will be competing in three challenges two will be exactly alike and one will be completely different they will all be beach themed and excruciatingly difficult.
-Amethyst- Oh just get on with it already.
-Chris- Fine spoil the moment why don't you. Alright campers your first two challenges are a good old fashion game of tag.
-Amethyst and Zim- Tag!...Hahahaha!...That stupid inferior earth game!...HAHAHAHAHA! That's what you call a hard challenge!
-All campers- HAHAHAHAH!
-Chris- Yes a simple game of Shark Tag.
-All campers- WHAT?
-Chris- Yeah...HAHAHA! Bet you guys didn't see that one coming. I'll explain the rules one person from every team will either be the tagger or the taggee. The tagger's job will be to tag the taggee before the taggee finds the treasure chest that our unpainted interns have hidden somewhere in the shark infested water. And the only way the taggee can find the chest is if their partner can survive our disgusting dare challenges. Hahahaha... and let's not forget the fact that every consistence must jump from this 100 foot cliff into the ocean to start there challenge. So like I said simple right...
-Amethyst- Wrong this stupid challenge is anything but simple and...
-Chris- I know now I'll announce who's competing against who. (He took out a list) O.k. Courageous Hamsters you guys will be up against the Mary Monkeys in the second round and Nutty Mooses you will be up against the Perfect Piggies in the first round.
-Amethyst- I take it back this challenge isn't stupid at all in fact I can't wait to crush you pathetic stink creatures into oblivion Mahahahah!
-Dib We'll see who crushes who alien scum.
-Victoria- Yah you guys are gonna pay for yesterday.
-Amethyst- Oh please can't you just let that go already.
-Zim- Yah we can't help it if you pathetic humans are so easily distracted and big headed.
-Dib- Oh that's it... (He was about to tackle Zim when Chris spoken into his megaphone to break them up)
-Chris- ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT'S ENOUGH...do you guys want Chef to do to you guys what he did yesterday? (He said gesturing to Chef.)
- Zim, Dib, Amethyst, and Victoria- Ahh...no thanks we're cool...
-Chris- GOOD! Alright Amethyst you will be the taggee and Dib you will be the tagger. Here are your helmets, scuba gear, and water proof communicators that will not only keep you in constant contact with your partner, but with your opponents as well. (He said tossing them the stuff.)
-Dib- (Victoria was helping him put on the scuba gear and then they noticed something strange about the mask.) Ah Chris I think you made a mistake.
-Victoria- Yah Chris what's the deal how come Dib's mask has helmet stuff all over it?
-Chris- Oh yah I forgot to mention that these challenges are blind fold challenges.
-Dib- WHAT! But Chris that's completely unfair how come she doesn't have to where a blind fold helmet AND I DO?
-Amethyst- Because I'm not a stupid human...
-Dib- You see she just admitted that she's an alien hints the green skin HELLO!
-Amethyst- SINLANCE FILTHY HUMAN! I'm not an alien this is just a skin condition and you did not let me finish I was gonna say "because I'm not a stupid human LIKE YOU!"
-Victoria- Huh...take that back alien scum.
-Amethyst- Never and you two stupid humans are going down. So you might as well say good bye to your pathetic boyfriend before he meets his terrible DOOM! HAHAH!
-Victoria- You're just saying that because your team has a totally unfair advantage. (She ran over and begged to Chris.) Please Chris at least give me some way to help Dib PLEASE!
-Chris- Alright since I'm a nice guy I'll throw in a pair of binoculars for you Victoria. (He gave Victoria the binoculars)
-Victoria- What why would I be needing binoculars?
-Chris- Because you'll all be watching your friends compete for their lives inside this giant airplane (As Chris said that Chef landed a big ARMY AIRPLANE.) WHERE MEEF WILL BE DOING HIS DARES AS WELL!
-Victoria- But wait Chris that still gives...
-Chef- (He grabbed Chris's megaphone) SHUT UP ALREADY YOU BIG SISSIES THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE SO SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- Uw this challenge is completely unfair I mean not only does Amethyst have super powers because she's an ALIEN DUH! BUT I'M ALSO BILNDFLODED! (He groaned in frustration) THIS PLACE IS SO INSANCE!
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-Victoria- UW I can't stand Chris he is so not nice at all and the whole stupid airplane thing HELLO completely defeats the purpose of giving me the binoculars in the first place. IDIOT! (She groans very loudly) I swear if Dib dies in this stupid challenge I will personally destroy Chris!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
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-Amethyst- I never thought I'd actually say this, but thank you Chris. This challenge is gonna be so easy the only thing I'm worried about is the stupid Meef human. I mean not only is he a stupid stink creature, but he's also a pathetic coward. OH WHY DID I HAVE TO GET PAIRED WITH HIM WHY WHY WHY!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
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-Meef- Oh I really don't like it here I just wanna go home and frolic in the flowers with Amethyst. (He started crying very pathetic like.)
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-Gretchen- I hope Dib will be alright...Oh why can't Victoria and Dib switch places. WHY!
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-Will- I didn't think it was actually possible, but this stupid challenge is even more dangerous than the last one. I hope Amethyst and Dib will be alright. Sure I'm mad at the big jerk right now, but that does not mean that I want him and Amethyst to die.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
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-Paige- I hope Amethyst will be alright. And I'm starting to think that maybe Chris is not such a nice guy after all. I mean yah sure I loved watching the campers risk their lives on TV, but that's because I didn't know them. But, now that my friend's life is in jeopardy I wish I had never signed her up for this dumb show. Boy never thought I'd actually say that. And man alive I defiantly don't look forward to my teams turn. (She gulps.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- This stupid challenge is completely unfair.
-Victoria- I know it is Dib but don't worry I won't let you down. I promise, you will never leave my sight, but just in case... (She gave him a kiss on the check and he went all googoo eyed) that's for good luck.
-Meef- (He hugged Amethyst.) Oh Amethyst I don't want you to do this you could die. Here's an idea how about I give you a kiss for good luck.
-Amethyst- (Meef was about to kiss her, but luckily for her she was able to shove him off before it was too late.) Uw no thanks stupid Meef human. I don't need your vile earth kiss for good luck. Believe me a kiss from you is anything, but lucky. And don't you worry about me I'll be fine you just worry about completing those stupid dares no matter what.
-Meef- Oh yah the dares ah...O.k. then how about you give me a kiss for good luck. (He puckered up his lips)
-Amethyst- No way filthy human. (She hid behind Zim)
-Meef- Aww but you did it yesterday Amethyst.
-Amethyst- So that was a stupid mistake.
-Meef- But Amethyst...
-Zim- Look vile stink creature she said NO! NOW GET ON THAT PLAN OR ELSE!
-Meef- Aww Zim you're such a kidder (He blow a kiss to Amethyst but she luckily dodged it.) See you later my love. (He left for the plane.)
-Amethyst- DON'T CALL ME THAT! (She turned to Zim after she was sure that Meef was gone and all the other humans could not hear them.) Thanks for stopping that stupid human again Zim.
-Zim- You're welcome Amethyst and don't worry you're gonna do fine you are after all my perfect little sister what could possible go wrong?
-Amethyst- Yah...perfect... Ah Zim my life has not been that perfect for a while in fact I've kind of been keeping something from you...
-Zim- What do you mean Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Well I...ahh...
-Chris- COME ON CAMPERS THAT ENOUGH CHIT CHAT LET'S GET GOING! (He said into his megaphone at this point he and everyone else were in the airplane waiting for Zim and Victoria to get in)
-Zim- FINE! Cruse that stupid Chris human tell me about it at dinner time alright Amethyst
-Amethyst- Yah sure dinner haha...(she laughed awkwardly really wanting to tell her dad about the dreams, but stupid Chris ruined it so she would have to wait and focus on the challenge. So she got into jumping passion beside Dib who was still talking to Victoria)
-Victoria- (She gave him one last hug) Bye Dib and good luck. (She ran up to the airplane and Zim was right beside her the two of them hated each other for obvious reasons.) You're so called little sister is going down alien scum.
-Zim- We'll see about that filthy human. (The two of them got into the plane and it flew up leaving Dib and Amethyst alone on top of the hill.)
-Amethyst- (She put her mask on) You ready to die pathetic stink creature?
-Dib- No are you space freak? (He said putting his own mask on.)
-Amethyst- Never! Oh and one more thing Dib stink... (She pushed him off the cliff.) Woops!
-Dib- Ahh!
-Amethyst- Hahah! (She jumped off herself) Look out below! (They both landed in the water and the challenge began. From now on Dib and Amethyst are under the water this whole time and the other members of my cast are in the airplane so just imagine that.)
-Dib- That was so not funny... (He started searching for Amethyst as best he could which was very hard thanks to the stupid mask.) Where are you stupid space girl?
-Amethyst- I'm right here Dib stink (She said being right in front of Dib he tried to tag her, but she easily got away)
-Random music- (Giggle)
Yeah
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh!
Catch me if you can
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh, Catch me if you can
-Amethyst- Woops too slow. (Dib continued to try and get Amethyst, but all he caught was empty space) No I'm over here...Oh sorry you missed again. Hahaha!
-Random music- Look out
It's time the world was ready for a
new thing, it's time I got ahead
step back!
Nothing's gonna stop me and I
won't quit till I'm sittin' on the top
-Amethyst- Come on Dib I knew you were pathetic, but this is just sad, I mean I'm not even trying to win and I'm still beating you Hahahaha!
-Dib- Uw...(he was very mad and frustrated)
-Victoria- (she was speaking into the walky-talky from inside the airplane and looking out at the two of them from the open door with her binoculars) Calm down, don't listen to her Dib she's just trying to distract you just focus and you'll win.
-Amethyst- Yah that will work when PIGS FLY! HAHAHA!
-Dib- UW THAT'S IT COME HERE! (He started swimming really fast in the direction of the voice, but Amethyst still avoided him)
-Amethyst- Hahahaha! Come on Dib stink this is not even a work out for me...Hahahaha!
-Random music- Never give up when the goin' gets rough
I know I'm gonna make it through
To Just try will never be enough
I'll show you there's Nothing that I can't do!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- UWW I HATE THIS STUPID CHALLENAGE! I mean come on not only can I not see a single STUPID THING! But Amethyst constant taunting IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVES! UWW I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A HOLD OF HER!
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-Amethyst- Hahahaha I love this challenge seriously I've have never had this much fun in my whole life. HAHAHAHAHA!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- Come on Dib I'm right here. (She said still taunting Dib to death then she noticed that there was a shark behind her.) AHH! (She swam for her life.)
-Chris- Uww it sounds like Amethyst could use some help...
-Amethyst- You're darn right I could use some help. MEEF GET YOUR STUPID HUMAN BUTT IN GEAR AND DO THAT STUPID DARE ALREADY. (She said as she hid in a cave to get away from the shark)
-Chris- Alright you heard her Meef lets spine the wheel of torture to determine your dare. (He spun the wheel and all while it was turning Meef was biting his nails out of fear) O.k. Meef your first dare is an old TDI favorite stand in this barrel full of leaches for 10 seconds. (He said gesturing to the leach barrel)
-Meef- But I'm scared of leaches.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- See what did I tell you a complete pathetic human coward. And worst of all my life was in his STUPID HANDS! But if there's one thing I know for certain about Meef he regrettably loves me and if I want to win I have to... (She gulped.) be nice to him. (She made a disgusted face.) This stupid grand prize had better be worth it.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- (She said this is the nicest voice ever.) Don't worry Meef I have full confidence in you. You can do this please for me (She said in a very disgusted way.) MY LOVE YOU ROCK...(she hated every minute of that)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Victoria- Who does Amethyst think she's fooling I mean come on everybody knows she completely hates Meef what kind of idiot would fall for something like that?
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Meef- SHE SAID I ROCK YEAH! (He jumped into the barrel with no hesitation.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Victoria- (She signed) Apparently that kind.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Meef- (Ten seconds went by) Ahh! (He jumped out just in time and he was cover in leaches, but he didn't care his love loves him back. NOT!)
-Chris- And Meef wins the first clue.
-Amethyst- WOOHOO WAIT A GO MEEF THAT'S MY PARTNER! O.k. Chris give us the first clue RIGHT NOW!
-Chris- Alright Perfect Piggies your first clue is "Your chest is wet"
-Amethyst- (She came out of her hiding place in anger.) WHAT KIND OF CLUE IS THAT OF COURSE IT'S WET WE'RE UNDER WATER YOU STUPID HUMAN! WOW! (Dib almost tagged her thanks to Victoria's whispering guidance.)
-Victoria- Oh you almost had her Dib keep trying and we'll win this yet!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- Uww that's it no more Mrs. Bad Girl it's time to teach that stupid human a lesson EVIL GIRL STYLE! MAHAHAHAH!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- (she started swimming with Dib still close behind, but not close enough because she had a plan.)
-Random music- Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh!
Catch me if you can
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh, Catch me if you can
Come on, Come on
Catch me now
Catch me Pokemon
Can you Come on catch me
Can you now?
You can't catch me anyhow
Yow!
-Amethyst- (She's still swimming then she stopped in her tracks and held her ankle in pain.) Oh my ankle I got a cramp. Oh I can't swim any more. WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN WHY WHY!
-Victoria- Dib she's right below you and she's got a cramp. You've got her now.
-Dib- (He started swimming right for Amethyst) Hahaha! Now who's the pathetic one alien scum? (He said as he was getting closer and closer.)
-Amethyst- Still you stupid human... (She swam out of the way and Dib swam right into a shark.)
-Victoria- Dib swim for your life!
-Dib- Ahh! (The shark was right behind him)
-Random Music- Get up
Let's see what you're made of
Bring it on!
you know I'm not afraid
There's no way that you can slow me down now
It's time to show you what I'm all about
I Never give up when the goin' gets rough
I know I'm gonna make it through
To just try will never be enough
I'll show you there's nothing that I can't do
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh!
Catch me if you can (If you can)
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh, Catch me if you can (Somebody catch me!)
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me (Catch me now)
Ooh!
Catch me if you can (Come on Come on Catch me now)
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me (Catch me now)
Ooh, Catch me if you can (Can't catch me yet Yow!)
-Amethyst- Hahahaha! That takes care of him alright Meef get the next clue and this time it had better be an actually useful clue OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD CHRIS!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Chris- Uw I'm so scared! Hahaha!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Chris- (He spun the wheel again) Alright Meef your next dare is eat this bowl full of live grass hopers. (He said bring out a bowl full of live grass hopper.)
-Meef- But, I like grass hoppers I can't eat them...
-Amethyst- I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT YOU WILL... Ah I mean come on Meef do it for me please and I promise if we win this I'll give you a big KISS AT THE END!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- SO NOT!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Meef- HUH! GIVE ME THAT BOWL! (He scarf down all the grass hoppers in no time at all and just about everyone on the plane looked like they were gonna throw up.)
-Chris- Uww... and Meef wins another clue.
-Amethyst- WOOHOO WAIT A GO MEEF AND THIS ONE HAD BETTER BE WORTH IT OR ELSE!
-Chris- Oh don't worry Amethyst it is. Alright Perfect Piggys your next clue is "Your chest is somewhere at the bottom."
-Amethyst- WHAT! WHAT KIND OF CLUE IS THAT YOU STUPID HUMAN OF COURSE IT'S AT THE BOTTOM. HELLOW STUPID EARTH TREASURE CHESTS SINK. STUPID HUMAN! THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR STUPIDTY I'LL FIND IT ON MY OWN! (She started swimming all over the place looking for the chest)
-Random music- It's so close
I can almost taste it
there's no way
I'll ever look back
It's so hard!
But stopping's not an option
I'm gonna keep on (keep on)
Keep on, cos I believe in...
Oooh Oooh!
Come on come on
Catch me now
Catch me Pokemon
Can you come on catch me
Can you now?
You can't catch me anyhow
Yow!
Come on come on (Ooh!)
Catch me now
Catch me pokemon (Catch me!)
Can you come on catch me
Can you now? (Ooh, Catch me!)
You can't catch me anyhow
Yow!
-Chris- Uww that's not a very good idea on Amethyst's part...
-Amethyst- I DON'T CARE IT'S BETTER THEN LISTENING TO YOU AND...Wait I think I see it. (She started swimming)
-Random Music- Come on come on (Ooh!)
Catch me now
Catch me Pokemon (Catch me!)
Can you Come on catch me
Can you now? (Ooh, Catch me!)
You can't catch me anyhow
Yow!
Come on come on (Ooh!)
Catch me now
Catch me pokemon (Catch me!)
Can you come on catch me
Can you now?
-Victoria- Oh no Dib she sees the chest swim she's right below you. (At this point Dib was hiding from the sharks in a cave but when he heard Victoria words he sprang into action and swam down to where Amethyst was)
-Random Music- Catch me if you can
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh!
Catch me if you can
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me
Ooh, catch me if you can!
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me (Come on try to catch me)
Ooh!
Catch me if you can (If you can!)
Ooh!
Come on try to catch me (Come on try to catch me)
Ooh, catch me if you can!
-Amethyst- (She grabbed at the chest then we find out that what she thought was the chest was actually the head of a giant octopus) What the...Ahh! (She tried to swim away, but the octopus grabbed her in its tentacles) Ahh! NO LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID EARTH BEAST!
-Chris- Octopus your idea... (He said to Chef and he gave the thumbs up sign to Chris from where he was driving the plane) Nice!
-Victoria- Dib she's a sitting duck you've got this challenge in the bag.
-Random music- Ooh!(Let's see what you're made of)
Come on try to catch
Ooh!(You know I'm not afraid)
Catch me if you can
Ooh! (If you can!)
Come on try to catch me
Ooh, Catch me if you can (I'll never give up)
Ooh! (Come on Come on)
Come on try to catch me (Catch me now)
Ooh! (Catch me Pokemon)
Catch me if you can (Can you come on catch me)
Ooh! (Can you now?)
Come on try to catch me (You can't catch me yet)
Ooh, Catch me if you can! (Yow!)
(Giggle)
-Dib- (he touched Amethyst) Tag you're it. (He stuck his tong out at her)
-Chris- AND THE NUTTY MOOSES WIN THE SECOND CHALLENAGE!
-Amethyst- NOO!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- (He was doing a victory dance) YEAH WE WON WE WON WE WON WOO!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- I can't believe I actually was nice to Meef and I still LOST! UWW THIS IS ALL THE STUPID CHRIS HUMAN AND MEEF BEAST'S FAULT AND THEY WILL BOTH PAY!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
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-Meef- I hope Amethyst isn't too mad at me. Oh well at least she's still gonna kiss me. YEAH!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
Setting 3 Back at the beach.
Dib and Amethyst were coming out of the water and Chef was landing the plane.
-Victoria- (She ran up to Dib and hugged him.) Dib you did it you were incredible out there. Woo!
-Meef- (He ran up to Amethyst and tackled her down back into the water) Oh Amethyst I'm so glad you're o.k. now let's kiss.
-Amethyst- Uww get off of me stupid Meef human. (She shoved Meef off of her and stud up in anger) THERE IS NO WAY I'LL EVER KISS YOU NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
-Meef- But you said you'd kiss me.
-Amethyst- No I said I'd kiss you if we won...last time I checked WE LOST! (She walked up to Chris in even more anger) AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT STUPID CHRIS HUMAN YOU AND YOUR STUPID EVIL HUMAN CLUES OF DOOM!
-Chris- THANKS! (He said into his megaphone)
-Amethyst- UW THAT'S IT! (She grabbed Chris's megaphone and throw it into the water)
-Chris- MY MEGAPHONE! (It landed into the water and one of the sharks ate it)
-Amethyst- Hahahaha! Take that stupid Chris human that's what you get for making me loose.
-Chris- Oh well (he took out an even bigger Megaphone from what seemed like nowhere) I WANTED TO BRAKE THIS ONE IN ANY WAY! (He said right in Amethyst face knocking her into Meef's arms) ALRIGHT COURAGOUS HAMSTERS AND MARY MONKEY YOU GUYS ARE UP NEXT!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Amethyst- I can't believe it. I destroyed Chris's stupid earth machine and what does he do? HE GETS AN EVEN BIGGER AND MORE ANNOING ONE! And worst of all he pushed me into the Meef beast arms AGAIN! OH WHY!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
Setting 4 Back at the top of the hill.
Everybody was once again on top of the hill waiting for Chris to announce who his next victims were.
Chris- ALRIGHT WILL YOU WILL BE YOUR TEAM'S TAGER AND JESS YOU'LL BE THE TAGGEE! (He said into his new megaphone and throws Jess and Will their stuff.)
-Jess- (He dropped his stuff and ran up to Chris) WOOHOO! (He hugged Chris in gratitude) Oh thank you man YOU ROCK DUDE! WOOHOO! (He let go and ran back up to Paige, Will, and Gretchen who were near the edge of the cliff.) Aw man this is gonna be so cool right Will.
-Will- NO IT'S NOT GONNA BE COOL JESS IN FACTS IT'S GONNA BE THE EXACT OPOSITE OF COOL! Chris this challenge is completely INSANE! I mean come on just think about it it's a simple equation ME PLUS SHARKS AND STUPID BLIND FOLD HELMET EQAULAS DEAD ME DUH!
-Zack- That's not the only thing it equals Hahahaha!
-Will- Uww! (Zack comment really ticked Will off and he began to put his gear on in anger.)
-Gretchen- Will please don't do this you could die.
-Paige- Yah you guys this is not funny maybe we should just tie.
-Jess- Hey don't worry about us Pineapple Princess we'll be fine and trust me I'll be sure to take good care of your brother.
-Will- Oh yeah right my butt you'll take good care of me. (He looked over the side of the cliff and saw a shark jump up hungry and waiting to eat them) Ahh! There is no way I'm ever going to survive this... (He was very scared, but then he noticed that Gretchen looked even more worried than him.) I mean don't worry Gretchen I'll be fine.
-Gretchen- Are you sure Will...
-Will- (He gulped) Absolutely.
-Paige- (she hugged her brother) Will you take good care of yourself. (And then she ran and hugged Jess) Oh Jess please don't die and don't let my brother die either.
-Jess- Don't worry Babe I won't let you down and don't worry about your dares I'm sure you're gonna do awesome in them. (He gave her a kiss and she went all googoo eyed.)
-Chris- (He and everybody else were waiting for the love birds) COME ON PEOPLE ENOUGH WITH THE SAPY GOOD BYES LET GET GOING!
-Gretchen and Paige- Bye and good luck you guys! (They ran into the plane and it headed up into the sky.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Paige- Oh I hope Jess and my brother will be alright. I mean sure I said I was mad at Will a hundred time in here before, but I still love him he's my big brother after all and Jess is just so incredible I don't want to lose either one. Oh man this really stinks and I don't even want to think about how hard my dares are probably gonna be. (She gulped.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Gretchen- PLEASE BE O.K. WILL PLEASE BE O.K.!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Victoria- Hahah! This should be quit enjoyable to watch I'm not worried at all about my little brother after all this is not the first time he's swam with sharks and as for Will well let's just say I wish it was Gretchen down there instead of him.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- Will may be acting like a complete JERK right now, but come on he still does not deserve THIS!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- (He was biting his nails looking very freaked out about the sharks then he gulped and put his mask on)
-Jess- (He patted Will on the back) Oh don't worry Will my main man we're gonna do fine. (He pushed Will in to the water by accident)
-Will- Ahh!
-Jess- Woops sorry dude... (He jumped in too.) Kawabunga!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- O.k. that was so not funny and I know he did that on PURPOSE! And I also know for a fact that he just as evil as his stupid brother and sister, It's like they always say an apple never fall far from a tree ESPECIALLY A ROTTON ONE!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- (he was swimming like a very scared person which is exactly what he was.) OH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I CAN'T SEE A THING AHH!
-Jess- Hey chill dude you know if you want I could let you win.
-Will- Oh yah right you would do that. Don't make me laugh Jess. I know you're just as evil as your brother and sister so you can quit you're stupid little crusaded.
-Jess- Finally I've wanted to quit this dumb act from day one. I'm surprised you actually figured it out maybe you're not as stupid as my brother thinks, but you're still a complete lamo idiot. Hahaha!
-Random music- Well you think that you can take me on
You must be crazy
There ain't a single thing you've done
Is gonna phase me
Oh, but if you want to have a go
I just want to let you know
Yeah,
-Will- Ha I knew it and you're the idiot my sister can hear us Dah!
-Jess- Think again freak why do you think I hugged Chris so I could steal his remote control to these dumb communicators. We can hear each other, but they can't hear us. Hahahaha! Oh and dude you might wanna watch out for that shark right behind you. Hahaha!
-Will- What! Shark Ahh! (He swam for his life not caring where he swam just as long as he survived.)
-Random Music- Get off my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outta my face or give it your best shot
I think it's time you better face the fact
Get off my back
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Jess- Hahaha! What did you guys actually think that my brother and sister were the only evil people in my family? Hahahaha! Wrongo!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS EVIL AND WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY DO SOMETHING NOW!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Will- (He was still swimming for his life and Jess was watching in amusement.)
-Random music- Get off my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outta my face or give it your best shot
I think it's time you better face the fact
Get off my back
Setting 5 in the airplane.
Sophie was running around the plane carrying Gretchen's binoculars and everybody was trying to get them from her
-Gretchen- Come on Sophie give me back my binoculars Will's life is on the line.
-Sophie- (She was wearing a pink little one piece bathing suit with some black ties on it.) But I wanna see the sharks.
-Victoria- Come on Sophie this isn't funny now give them back.
-Sophie- Aww fine I never get to have any fun. (She gave Victoria the binoculars.)
-Victoria- Here you go Gretchen...Woops (she dropped the binoculars) Oh man I am such a klutz I hope they didn't break.
-Gretchen- (She picked up the binoculars and saw that they were BROKEN!) Oh no Will! (She and Paige ran to the open door to try and look as best they could without the binoculars)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Victoria- I know what you guys are thinking using my cousin to send Will to his doom is really low. Whatever at least now she's finally good for something. Hahahaha!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Paige- Oh no I can't see them. (She yelled into their walky-talky) Jess Will are you guys alright. Chris something's wrong I can't hear them.
-Victoria- WHAT! Chris if my brother dies my uncle will sew you for everything you've got.
-Paige- Same thing goes for my father.
-Chris- Chill out everybody the communicator probably just turned off, but I've got... Hey wait a minute the control is missing. AHH I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY PAY CHECK!
-Jess- (His voice came out of the communicator) It's all good dudes I'm fine.
-Paige- Jess thank goodness you're o.k. how's my brother?
-Jess- Not so good a shark is after him Pineapple Princess you have to hurry.
-Paige- You heard him Chris spin that stupid wheel and BE QUICK ABOUT IT!
-Chris- Alright geez take a pill. (He spun the wheel.) O.k. Paige your first dare is Kiss a spider. (He said taking out a tarantula.)
-Paige- That's it I can do that easy.
-Chris- Dude it's a giant tarantula.
-Paige- SO WHAT MY BROTHER AND JESS ARE IN SERIOUS TROBLE! GIVE ME THAT ARACHNID! (She grabbed the spider and kissed it.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Chris- (He throw up.) O.k. that was so gross (He throws up again.) Seriously, and I thought my last cast where freaks these guys give new meaning to the word. (He throws up again.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Paige- What I want to study spiders when I grow up so of course I had no problem kissing one.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Paige- Alright Chris hurry up AND TELL US THE CLUE ALREADY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
-Chris- O.k. Mary Monkey your first clue is. (He said it in a pirate way.) Arr matie your chest be located where all chest be Arr!
-Paige- WHAT KIND OF CLUE IS THAT CHRIS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS MY BROTHER AND JESS ARE INDANGE!
-Jess- Chill out Pineapple Princess I get it. It's a riddle all chest are located in Pirate Ships Arr!
-Chris- Correctomundo dude now you just have to find it.
-Jess- Got you dude and I see it. Ya-hoo. (He swam into the ship to get the chest.)
-Random music- You know it's all just a game that I'm playing
You think that you can't find a way in
Is what I'm saying
Oh if you want to have a go
I just want to let you know... Oh
-Chris- (He got new binocular and was looking at the competitors) And the Mary Monkeys win the third challenge... (He said after everybody saw Jess come out of the Ship with the chest) But what's this even though Jess has already won he's still risking it all to save Will. (Yep Jess swam over and hit the shark in the nose with the chest and grabbed Will and swam him to safety.)
-Random Music- Oh, but if you want to have a go
I just want to let you know
Get Off
Get Off Yeah
Get off of my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outtta my face, or give it your best shot
-Chris- YEAH WAIT A GO JESS I'LL STILL GET PAID WOO!
-Random Music- You know this train is coming of this track
Get off of my back
Yeah get off of my back
Get off yeah
Oh get off, get off, get off,get off, get off,
get off, get off
Get off of my back
Setting 6 Back on the Beach
Chef landed the plane and Gretchen and Paige ran out to their partners. Jess was pulling Will out of the water.
-Paige- (She ran up and hugged Jess.) Oh Jess you're so amazing you won the challenge and saved my brother YOU ROCK DUDE WOOHOO!
-Jess- No you rock babe. I mean what I did was nothing every surfer dude knows that sharks hate a good punch in the nose, but what you did man that was totally radical WOOHOO!
-Paige- Oh Jess thank you so much. (She kissed him then turned to her brother and Gretchen who was trying to help him up.) Will are you alright?
-Will- (He coughed some sea water out of his mouth) No I am not alright and it's ALL HIS FAULT! (He coughed up some more POINTING AT JESS!)
-Paige- What are you talking about Will? Jess just risked everything to save your life?
-Will- Hello earth to Paige he's the idiot who put my life in jeopardy in the FIRST PLACE!
-Paige- Huh… Will don't call Jess an idiot. You're the idiot for not seeing that it was all Chris's stupid fault.
-Chris- Hey.
-Paige- Well it's true he was the one who lost his dumb remote.
-Will- No Jess stole it.
-Victoria- Huh! Oh that is just so wrong Will. I can't believe you just said that. My brother would never steal anything. We're sorry we couldn't help you guys sooner, but Sophie took the binoculars form Gretchen and I accidentally dropped them. I'm so sorry Will it was an accident.
-Will- Oh yah right like it was an accident when you had your stupid dog bit Gretchen.
-Dib- What Will I think the sea water went to your head, because Victoria would never do that.
-Will- YES SHE WOULD DIB BECAUSE SHE'S! (He started to walk up to try and nock some since into Dib, but just then Will slipped in the water and fell on his butt.) AHH!
-Gretchen- Will! (She helped Will up.)
-Dib- Gretchen how can you help that EVIL JERK!
-Will- I'm not the evil jerk around here Dib you are and those creeps over there. (He said pointing to the Jones)
-Dib- (He and Will glared at each other and they were about to get really fiscal. So Chris got in the way)
-Chris- O.k. campers that's enough.
-Victoria- Yeah you guys calm down.
-Jess- Seriously dudes can't we all just get along.
-Will- Never not as long as disgusting creeps like you guys exist.
-Dib- THAT'S IT! (Dib talked Will and Chris got caught in it.)
-Chris- NO DUDES NOT THE HAIR! (They fought like crazy.)
-Chef- (The smoke cleared and Chef had Will and Dib each in one hand by their coats collars separating the two.) ALRIGHT YOU SISSY THAT'S ENOUGH!
-Chris- Shoo thanks Chef O.k. I think we need to take a little break to cool off. So we'll see you all next time on another excising episode of Total Drama Love Ax-Sib-Tion Island.
-Dib and Will- LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!
-Me- Well what did I tell you guys wasn't that an exciting episode Will almost died. And Will and Dib's fighting at the end makes you wonder if they'll ever be friends AGAIN! Any way Sophie's new swim suit is on my deviart page and the songs were Get Off Of My Back and Catch Me If You Can I thought they were appropriate. So I guess until next time send me plenty of reviews and I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!