-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim, TDI, TDA, or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY!
Setting 1 Back at the Beach
Dib and Will were sitting on two separate stumps with their backs to each other being scolded by Chris.
-Chris- Tisk Tisk Will and Dib your behavior before the break was simply appalling. I'm not gonna lie to you I love tension just as much as the next guy, but fighting with ME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. Not cool dudes NOT COOL.
-Will- What's not cool is the fact that I was ever friends with this JERK!
-Dib- I was just thinking the same thing I don't even want to be on the same planet with this CREEP!
-Will- Oh yah well I don't even want to be in the same universe with you BIG HEAD!
-Dib- DORK!
-Will- LOOSER!
-Dib- GEEK!
-Will- INSANE FREAK SHOW! (They glared at each other.)
-Chris- ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT'S ENOUGH! (He said into his megaphone.) seriously dudes we don't need to go to another break.
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-Will- I can't believe how STUPID DIB IS BEING! Seriously now I'm not even sure I want the old Dib back. I mean yeah sure part of me wants him back, but another part of me doesn't want anything to do with the BIG FAT CREEP! And regrettably that part of me is WINNING!
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-Dib- I can't believe Will. Jess did everything he could to save the JERK and then what does he do HE CALLS HIM EVIL AGAIN! And on top of all that he actually said that Victoria had her dog hurt Gretchen. WHAT AN IDIOT! VICTORIA WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
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-Paige- I can't believe how big a fight Dib and my stupid brother got into. I mean for some strange reason Will always liked Dib, but ever since we met the Jones Will has been acting EVEN WEIRDER THEN USUAL AND NOW I'M EVEN ASHAMED TO BE RELATED TO THE BIG FREAK!
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-Victoria- OMG that was so awesome who knew Dib had it in him. Well of course I did he just needed some beautiful persuasion. AKA me.
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-Gretchen- Oh no this is so not good. Will and Dib are fighting even worse than before and it's all my stupid fault. If only I had been brave and told Dib the truth last night none of this would have happen. Oh that's it I've got to tell Dib the truth tonight, because I fear if I don't tell him soon I'll lose him FOREVER!
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-Chris- Alright campers are you guys ready for your next challenge?
-Paige- Ah no more challenges Chris.
-Amethyst- Yah stupid Chris human haven't we suffered enough?
-Chris- Um let me think about that NO! O.k. campers your next challenge is a surfing contest.
-Jess- YES WOOHOO! Oh dude thank you I can't wait for the next challenge.
-Will- Oh I bet you can't so you have another chance to do something EVIL!
-Paige- Back off Will. Jess hasn't done anything to you.
-Will- Ah hello earth to sis. Yes he did he almost...
-Dib- Oh why don't you just SHUT UP ALREADY WILL!
-Will- MAKE ME! (They glared at each other.)
-Chef- ALRIGHT SOLDIES THAT'S ENOUGH! NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE RULES OF THIS NEXT CHALLENGE AND THE NEXT PERSON WHO STARTS ANOTHER STUPID ARGUMENT YOUR BUTT IS MINE! GOT THAT!
-All campers- Yes Sir Master Chief Sir!
-Chris- Alright campers here's how this next challenge is gonna work one person from each one of your teams will be the surfer the surfer's job is to maneuver throw our obstacle course while avoiding the...
-Amethyst- Let me guess giant man eating SHARKS!
-Chris- No actually the sharks are taking a break, but don't worry we still have our giant man eating Crocodiles.
-Amethyst- What?
-Chris- It was Chef's idea.
-Chef- AND IT'S A GOOD IDEA WHAT YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT GREEN GIRL!
-Amethyst- Sir no sir!
-Chris- Alright and to make this challenge a little harder each one of the surfers will be blind folded and their partner must ride on their shoulders and be there guide. And since we're all still a little tense from earlier I'm gonna let you guys choose your surfer.
-Amethyst- Alright listen up Meef human we lost the last challenge pathetically and it was all your stupid fault so this time you're gonna listen to MY ORDERS NO QUESTIONS ASKED! And I say that I'm gonna be the surfer since I'm probably the best surfer on this disgusting dirt ball of a planet.
-Meef- Whatever you say my love.
-Amethyst- Good. Oh and one more thing DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT EVER EVER AGAIN!
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-Meef- (He signed with love) I really do love Amethyst she's just so wonderful and I don't care whether we win or lose just the thought of being on her perfect shoulders will be like heaven for me. (He signed again.)
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-Amethyst- This time me and Meef are gonna win no matter what and even if we don't win which is highly unlikely I'm still gonna do whatever it takes to make sure that the Dib stink loses. I swear I would rather die than see that stupid human win another challenge. Hahahaha!
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-Jess- O.k. babe I was thinking that I should be the surfer.
-Paige- Sure. (She said very sad like)
-Jess- Or you could be the surfer I don't really care either way.
-Paige- Whatever (She said still all down like.)
-Jess- Hey what' wrong Pineapple Princess?
-Paige- It's my stupid brother Jess. I can't believe how rude he was to you. I mean come on you saved his life and how does he repay you BY BEING NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT JERKWAD!
-Jess- Hey don't worry about it Pineapple Princess. I'm sure your brother's just confused or...
-Paige- I don't care what he is that's still no excuse for being a JERK!
-Jess- Hey don't worry about it. I'm sure everything will go back to normal once you get home. Now in the meantime how about you be the surfer that way you won't have to see the crocodiles.
-Paige- O.k. sure thanks Jess.
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-Paige- (She signed with love.) Jess is so amazing I can't believe how stupid my brother is being. Oh well I can't worry about that right now. I have to focus on the next challenge and hopefully me and Jess will win and I won't embarrass myself too much before this thing is over.
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-Jess- Dudes of course I let her be the surfer this way in case I do something mean to her stupid brother again she won't have to see it. hahah...
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-Gretchen- Will I'm so sorry this is all my fault. If only I had been brave last night then you and Dib...
-Will- Oh don't even mention that TRATOR'S name in front of me Gretchen. I hate the JERK!
-Gretchen- Huh Will how can you say that please don't tell me you've given up on Dib? Will you can't.
-Will- Oh don't worry about me Gretchen I still want to tell Dib the truth and when we finally do convince THE CREEP I'm also gonna be the one who says I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Trust me Gretchen that JERK WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM ME THAT'S FOR SURE!
-Gretchen- Oh Will I'm so sorry.
-Will- What? Oh no Gretchen I'm the one who should be sorry. Here I am all mad at stupid Dib and I'm taking my stupid anger out on you. I'm sorry Gretchen.
-Gretchen- It's o.k. Will and you know what I think I'm ready to tell Dib the truth tonight.
-Will- That's the spirit Gretchen now do you want to be the surfer or should I?
-Gretchen- Well I used to surf before the shark incident and...
-Will- Well you see there's our answer you can be the surfer that way we'll concur one fear at a time. O.k. Gretchen.
-Gretchen- O.k. and thanks Will. And Will please try not to fight too much with Dib.
-Will- O.k. I'll try.
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-Gretchen- Will's right it's time for me the stand up for myself and this is my chance. I'm gonna tell Dib the truth even if it kills me. (she gulps) At least I hope I can.
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-Will- I'm glad that Gretchen's courage has finally grown and not a moment too soon, because I really really don't like fighting with Dib. I mean come on he used to be my friend and a part of me still wants him to be my friend even if it is just a tiny portion right now. (He signed) Well no matter what it's all up to Gretchen. So let's just hope she's successful tonight or else I fear Dib is completely and utterly doomed.
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-Victoria- You o.k. Dib?
-Dib- No I'm not o.k. Victoria Will is nothing, but a complete JERK and I still can't believe how mean he was to your brother.
-Victoria- Yah he was a little harsh, but you can still try to give him another chance and...
-Dib- You see that's what I'm talking about you're always so nice to him and how does he repay you by being NOTHING BUT A COMPLETE AND UTER JERKWAD!
-Victoria- Hey don't worry about it Dib I'm sure everything will be fine soon. Now do you want to be the surfer or should I?
-Dib- Well I don't really know how to surf.
-Victoria- Well then I guess you just answered my question. Hahaha!
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-Dib- I really hate this whole stupid situation Will is being a complete JERK and Gretchen is actually helping THE CREEP and I just don't know what to think any more.
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-Victoria- Everything's going according to plan seriously even if I don't have my stupid little cousin around to help me and Dib cheat. I can still grantee that we are gonna win this next challenge. I mean come on just look at our compotation what a bunch of losers no offence to my brother and every offence to everyone else especially stupid Gretchen and Will. Hahahaha!
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-Chris- (Everybody was in the water on their long boards the surfers were blind folded and there were lots of huge waves, crocodiles, and obstacles) Alright campers and SURF! (They all swam out into the waves and got on each other's shoulders and began to surf)
-Random music-Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
-Chris- It looks like the Perfect Piggies are the first ones up and atom and here comes the crocodiles too and man do they look hungry.
-Meef- Ahh Amethyst they're everywhere Ahh!
-Random Music- So never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
-Amethyst- Stop squirming you stupid human you're gonna make me Ahh!
-Chris- Uww and it look like the Perfect Piggies loose AGAIN!
-Amethyst- What NO! OH THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD MEEF! (She jumped on top of Meef and started to beat him up and the crocodiles that were around them just looked at each other and then swam away not wanting to get in the middle of that.)
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-Amethyst- I can't believe I just lost another challenge THAT'S IT THE STUPID MEEF HUMAN HAS DEFENTLY MADE THE TOP OF MY HUMANS I HATE LIST. UW I HATE HIM SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! (She SCREMED in anger.)
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-Meef- (He looked really beat up and signed with love) I love it when she does that.
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-Chris- O.k. now it looks like the Mary Monkeys are coming up on the first obstacle
-Jess- You're doing great Pineapple Princess I think we're gonna win this.
-Random music- You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
-Chris- Or are they? Seagulls anyone? (He had the seagull launching machine from TDA and he fired it at Jess and Paige and one went right in Jess' hair.)
-Jess- Ahh sky rat GET IT OFF OF ME AHH! (They wiped out.)
-Paige- CHRIS THAT WAS SO NOT COOL!
-Jess- YEAH SERIOUSLY DUDE THAT WAS ANYTHING BUT GNARLY! AND... AHH! (They swam for their lives away from the crocodiles)
-Random music- For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
-Paige and Jess- CHRIS THIS IS ALL YOUR STUPID FAULT YOU BIG JERK!
-Chris- Wow they sound really peffed. Hey I've got a great idea why don't we see what our most argumentative teams are up to.
-Dib and Will- (They were both glaring at each other)
-Chris- Wow there's a lot of tension in there lets exploit it for laughs. Hahaha! (He throws a paddle to each one of the boys and they began and to try and nock each other off with it. AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THE FACT THAT DIB STARTED IT!)
-Dib- (He and Will had their paddles locked he pushed hard on his) I thought you were my friend.
-Will- (He pushed hard on his) I thought you were mine. JEKR!
-Dib- LOOSER! (It was clear that Dib was the stronger one out of the two and he was about to push Will off Gretchen's shoulders when)
-Amethyst- Oh no that's it. There's no way I'm gonna let that STUPID HUMAN WIN ANOTHER CHALLENGE! But, how do I stop him. (She thought for a minute then she remembered what she had in her pak)hmm i've got it. (she snapped her figures. Then she reached into her pak and pulled out a clock.) Hey Dib stink you know what they say about time it always flys when you're having funny. Hahaha! (She threw a clock at Dib's giant head knocking him off of victoria and they both wiped out. And of corse the clock bounced off of dib's head and landed in a crocodile's mouth)
-Random music- Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Don't be rude Never Mock throw a kiss and not a rock
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
Never Smile at Mister Crocodile
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-Amethyst- Like I said I'll do anything to make sure that the stupid Dib stink loses even help the pathetic Will human. HAHAHA! TAKE THAT STUPID EARTH CREATURE! ENJOY YOUR TORTURE TIME HAHAHAHA!
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-Chris- And the Courageous Hamster WIN IT!
-Will- (He and Gretchen surfed to shore and got off their board.) YEAH WE DID IT WE WON WOO! (He HUGED Gretchen in gratitude then they both realized what they were doing and let go and blushed)
-Dib- (He and Victoria along with everybody else paddle to shore) What was up with that Will so now you're actually working with the EVIL ALIEN MOSTER!
-Victoria- Yah Will that's low even for you.
-Will- Oh look who's talking little miss DEVIL IN DESGUISE!
-Dib- Take that back you JERK!
-Will- NEVER!
-Jess- O.k. guys let's just chill out this is getting way to heave and... OH NO HIT THE DECK! (Just then a REALLY REALLY BIG TIDAL WAVE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND WIPED OUT ALL OVER THEM HAHAHA!)
Setting 2 The Mess Hall
Everybody was in the mess hall very tired and exhausted thanks to the stupid tidal wave OF DOOM THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!
-Chris- (He came into the mess hall) Good evening campers.
-Amethyst- (She lifted her head) What's so good about it Filthy Stupid Chris human you're hear and you probably have somehting evil up your stupid earth monkey sleeve.
-Chris-I know Hahaha! Alright campers as you all know tomorrow is your last day here.
-All- WOO!
-Chris- Yes I know it's really tragic, you all have done so well and for your reward I'm gonna tell you guys what your next challenge is.
-The Jut box- Next Friday night your all invited
To dance from eight to three
All the fishes still alive
Are having a ball
Its some affair, they'll all be there
From the herring to the whale
They'll turn out to shake a scale
In Neptune's Hall
Come along and follow me
To the bottom of the sea
We'll join in the Jamboree
At the Codfish Ball
Lobsters dancing in a row
Shuffle off to Buffalo
Jelly fish sway to and fro
At the Codfish Ball
Finnan haddie leads the eel
Through an Irish reel
The catfish is a dancing man
But he can't can-can like the sardine can
Tunas trucking left and right
Snappers tapping, what a night
There won't be a hook in site
At the Codfish ball
Minnows mooching, what a night
There won't be a hook in site
At the Codfish Ball
Octopus and abaca 50 miles away from shore
Tango across the ocean floor at the Codfish Ball
Mines dance the minuet
Barracudas piquet
While the sting ray plays his clarinet at the Codfish Ball
Scottish shaman form a ring and dance the highland flailing
The music hot so the lusts tract and the halibut is the Jitter bug king
-Amethyst- CHIRS TURN THAT STUPID EARTH MUSIC DOWN!
-Chris- WHAT TURN IT UP OK!
-The Jut box- Sing it with me now
Come along and follow me
To the bottom of the sea
We'll join in the Jamboree
At the Codfish Ball
Lobsters dancing in a row
Shuffle off to Buffalo
Jelly fish sway to and fro
At the Codfish Ball
Finnan haddie leads the eel
Through an Irish reel
The catfish is a dancing man
But he can't can-can like the sardine can
Tunas trucking left and right
Snappers tapping, what a night
There won't be a hook in site
At the Codfish ball
At the Codfish ball
At the Codfish ball
-Amethyst- THAT'S IT! (She garbed an ax and destroyed the jut box)
-Paige- Well that's one way to get rid of annoying music.
-Chris- Indeed well campers what does that tell you.
-Amethyst- That your stupid earth technology is even lamer then normal human technology.
-Chris- Yes that and the fact that the next challenge is A DANCE OFF! (He said into his megaphone and the massive sound pushed Amethyst back into her seat NOT FUNNY!)
Now normally I would let you guys decide which dance you're gonna do, but not tonight. Hahaha more fun for me so Perfect Piggies you guys will be doing the Tango Passion.
-Meef- Yah I love that dance it's a lot of fun. Oh I can't wait to do it what about you Amethyst aren't you excited.
-Amethyst- Yah Meef human I'm just oozing with anticipation.
-Meef- YEAH!
-Amethyst- (She groaned with frustration and put her head back on the table)
-Chris- O.k. Mary Monkeys you guys will be doing the Polka!
-Jess- Cool
-Paige- Yah sweet I love that dance and I was always really good at it in dance class WOO!
-Chris- Nutty Mooses you guys will be doing the American Waltz.
-Victoria- Yes WOO I never thought I'd actually say this, but thank you Chris. That is like the most romantic dance out there. WOO!
-Chris- You're welcome and Courageous Hamster you guys get to do the American Foxtrot.
-Will- Cool thanks Chris I love that dance and I'm really good at it. I even got a reward for doing such a good job one time.
-Chris- Alright campers get a good night's sleep and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-Paige- Wait Chris aren't you gonna give us time to practice?
-Chris- Oh yah oh well I guess you guys will just have to practice tommorrow (he laughs as he leaves)
-Paige- O.k. is it just me or did Chris seem like he was up to something. Oh well. I'm heading for bed you coming Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Ah yah sure I'll meet you there in a minute Paige. Ah Zim can I talk to you for a minute.
-Zim- Sure thing Amethyst. (The two of them went away from the humans to talk.)
-Amethyst- I'm really sorry I lost the last two challenges Zim...
-Zim- It's o.k. Amethyst it wasn't your fault it was those disgusting stink creatures and trust me Amethyst they will all pay for this indignity. Now what is it you wanted to talk to me about earlier?
-Amethyst- Well I you see lately I've been oh...well... it's nothing I'm just being silly Hahaha well I guess I'll see you tomorrow bye Zim. (She ran off.)
-Zim- O.k. bye Amethyst.
-Zack- O.k. you two it's after Dinner so SEPARATE!
-Victoria- Whatever bro. Hey Dib you wanna walk me to my cabin.
-Dib- Sure thing Victoria. (They walked off)
-Zack- HEY WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
-Lizzy- Oh don't worry about them Zack here I stole this candy bar from Chef you want it?
-Zack- Whatever. (He took the candy bar and ate it.)
-Will- Well at least we can count on Zack to keep those two apart somewhat.
-Gretchen- He's not the only one we can count on Will I promise you tonight I'm gonna tell Dib the truth no matter what.
-Will- That's the spirit Gretchen and don't worry about Victoria I've got a plan meet me in here tomorrow morning. So we can discuss your success that way I can make sure she doesn't hurt you again.
-Gretchen- Oh thank you Will. (She hugged Will and then they let go and the two of them blushed again.)
-Will- Yah well. (He tugged on the collar of his coat and sweet was coming off of him he was a little embarrassed) I guess I'll see you tomorrow Gretchen.
-Gretchen- Yah see you Will. (They left for their cabins.)
-Me- Well that's it fanfiction people I hope you all enjoyed it and now I get to write the chapter I have been waiting for for so long. I'm so excited I have two drawings that go along with it and it's very emotional but regrettably I don't know if I'll be able to get it out on time considering the fact that I am starting stupid Skool on Monday. But I will try my best any way until next time leave me plenty of reviews and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!