Ok, I know it's gonna take a lot for you guys to forgive me. there's not much I can say to defend myself. I'm a very evil author, so guilty of prioritizing my schoolwork before my duties to FanFiction. Forgive me!

Previously:

Edward was already pissed. Clark then remembered how he broke my arm in that training session. Edward completely lost it.

Bella's POV

I used my telekinesis to pick Edward up by his feet but he was still thrashing. He looked like a wild animal, trying to kill Clark even though he couldn't even reach him.

"Stay away from Bella!" Edward snarled, having gone completely savage.

"You hurt her worse than I did!" Clark yelled up at him.

Edward's feet were now firmly planted on the ceiling. His thrashing hands were about 5 feet away from the now-standing Clark's head.

"I wonder how long it will be until he realized that he is…" I grinned as I passed Emmett on the stairs, trying my best not to laugh. "You ok, Clark?" I called.

"What are you doing up?" he asked me, ignoring my question.

"Logan had a cow when he overheard that I was surrounded by vamps" I laughed, holding up my phone. "Though, he cooled down a bit when I told him that you were one of them."

"Glad to hear that the old man still remembers me!" Clark chuckled.

"Hay, what's going...? Holly shit!" Jasper had just spotted Edward.

"I think his feet are stuck" Clark grinned.

"Yeah, they are melted to the ceiling" I confirmed, somehow not laughing my ass off.

"No, Bella" Alice said, hugging Jasper's arm protectively.

"Aw" I whined, putting my lip out and giving her the puppy-eyes.

Jasper was confused and slightly worried, probably sensing my 'gonna have fun' mood. Alice was just giggling.

I started to swing Edward and fake-drop him, catching him a foot or so from the ground.

Clark, Alice, Emmett, and I were all laughing our asses off. Rosalie, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme were trying their very best not to laugh. They were not doing a very good job, though.

"Ok, ok, put be down, put me down!" Edward begged.

I was contemplating asking Carlisle is it was possible for vampires to get sick. I decided to go ahead and ask just for the hell of it.

"Carlisle" I called.

"Yes?" he responded, his shoulders shaking as he tried to hold in his laughter.

"Is it possible for a vampire to become sick?" I grinned. "I mean, you guys do drink blood so there is something in your stomachs."

"Bella" Edward whined.

I still hadn't stopped with the fake-drops and stuff. Poor Edward.

"No attacking Clark" I told him sternly, all serious. "I have done far worse damage to him."

"Yeah" Clark agreed irritably. "Like not telling me about the demon of Volturi!" he hissed with venom in his voice.

"I told you not to piss her off" I defended with a grin.

"Yes. But then you and Kitty go down and take a slingshot to Demetri's ass!" He was nearly screaming.

As if on cue, Emmett starts laughing his ass off again to the point where he falls over. If he were human, he'd have to change his pants.

"I never said that I couldn't piss them off" I grinned. "Besides, Kitty was bored after a long flight."

"So you decide to piss off a vampire." Clark had gone into big-brother mode, crossing his arms over his chest and giving me a skeptical look.

"More like annoy" I corrected.

"The Volturi Guard!" he added.

"I would have gone for Caius if I didn't have Kitty with me."

Edward's POV

I was trying my best to ignore the thoughts of my angel being in danger. Then, I saw Clark's memory of Demetri turning around and lunching for Bella.

She had already put me down. I bolted and wrapped my arms around her as if there was still a danger of her being attacked.

"Bella" I sighed, digging my forehead into her neck and hair.

This was pure torture. It was days like this that I wished I was not gifted with the curse of mind-reading. It doesn't have a freaking off-switch! The thought of her being in danger terrified me like none other.

"Way to go, Bella!" Emmett cheered from his spot on the stairs.

I would have shot him a death-glare if I wasn't so comfortable with my head in my angel's hair.

All of my family (aside from Clark) was thinking of how they missed Bella and her affect on me. Though, I really wanted to throw something at Emmett for his train of thought.

"Emmett…" I warned.

He answered me with an innocent smile.

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