-Me- Yeah another chapter I don't own Invader Zim, TDI, TDA, or any of the songs in here I just own all of my characters. ENJOY!
Setting 1 The Canoes
All of the campers were headed for their canoes ready for some more humiliation thanks to stupid Chris.
-Gir- (He ran into the canoe and started hoping up and down.) Yeah we're going on a boat ride! We're going on a boat ride! We're going on a boat ride!
-Amethyst- Wait a minute Gir who said you're coming?
-Meef- Aw come on Amethyst let him come.
-Gir- Yah please Little Master Please Please! (He looked at Amethyst with those big cute eyes and she could not resist.)
-Amethyst- (She signed.) Alright fine you can come.
-Gir- Yeah! Boat Ride! Boat Ride! Boat Ride!
-Amethyst- But, you have to settle down.
-Gir- Yes SIR! (He saluted in duty mode and sat down in the canoe with Kierra.)
-Meef- Aww look how happy you've made him Amethyst. Oh yah that reminds me here you go Amethyst. (He gave her a life vest.)
-Amethyst- (She caught it and looked at it all puzzled like.) What am I supposed to do with this?
-Meef- It's a life vest wouldn't want you drowning. Haven't you ever ridden in a canoe before? (He said buckling his vest.)
-Amethyst- Of course I've ridden in a canoe before you stupid human. What a dumb question. I mean what kind of vile stink creature hasn't ridden in a stupid earth canoe before? (She said still having trouble buckling her vest.)
-Meef- Ah do you want my help Amethyst?
-Amethyst- No thanks Meef. The last thing I need is help from a filthy human like you. Besides anything you can do I can do better. There see I did it... (Or so she thought, but in reality Meef had gotten behind her grabbed her arms that were holding the buckle and pushed it shut and when she finally realized this she backed away.) Ahh you touched me AGAIN! Meef how many times have I told you not to touch ME!
-Meef- Aw Amethyst you're such a kidder. (He said patting her on the back.)
-Amethyst- Ahh you did it again... Meef when I talk is all you hear blah blah blah? Well listen to me now when I say "I DON'T LIKE YOU I COULD NEVER LIKE YOU, and you wanna know why because you ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING STINK CREATURE I'VE EVER MET!"
-Meef- Aww somebody needs a hug. (He hugged her.)
-Amethyst- AHH! NO RELEASE ME FROM YOUR EVIL DEATH HUG! (She squeezed out of his grip looking really really mad.) You stupid human what part of don't touch don't you understand? Now why don't you make yourself useful and push this accursed earth boat into the water.
-Meef- Yes my love.
-Amethyst- Good and DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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-Amethyst- Uww I hate being paired with Meef. I mean not only is he the most annoying and stupidest stink creature in the WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE! But, his dumb crush on me really does tick me off and it's all my stupid boss' fault. Uww mark my words Bob one day YOU WILL PAY!
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-Meef- Oh I love being paired with Amethyst she's just so amazing. You know one time I had a dream about being in a canoe with her and now my dream comes true. Yeah! Aww what a perfect day!
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-Meef- (He was trying to push the boat like his beloved said but he was having no luck and of course Amethyst was very annoyed by this.)
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-Amethyst- Stupid Meef not only is he annoying but he's also VERY WEAK TOO! But I knew if I wanted to win this challenge I would have to... (She gulped.) help him. Uww this is gonna be a long day.
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-Amethyst- Here Meef let me help you. (She said as she got out of the boat and started pushing.)
-Meef- Thanks Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Whatever (She said as they pushed the boat together.) just please tell me you got us something useful when you went into the boat house. I still can't believe that Stupid Chris only let one of us go into the stupid earth boat house and he just had to pick you.
-Meef- Don't worry Amethyst I didn't let you down.
-Amethyst- You'd better hope not, because I refuse to lose another challenge because of YOU! (The two of them continued to push their boat. Now let's see how the others are doing)
-Paige- (She was by her boat and she looked really scared.)
-Jess- Hey don't worry Pineapple Princess we're gonna be fine. (He said passing her a life vest.)
-Paige- (She caught it and began to put it on.) Yah I know Jess, but to tell you the truth I'm not really worried about the whole canoe trip thing. But I am worried about the HEIGHTS THING! AHH!
-Jess- Hey be cool heights are no biggy.
-Paige- I'm sorry Jess I just can't help it. You see I've been afraid of heights since I was little and...
-Jess- Oh don't worry dudet I feel you see I'm not too thrilled about this trip either. I mean don't get me wrong I'm diggen the prehistoric gooses, but I can't stand quicksand that stuff just really creeps me out.
-Paige- Wow Jess it's really hard to believe that you would be scared of anything, but don't worry I'm sure we won't run into any quicksand even if Chris said this Island was going to be exactly like Boney Island.
-Jess- Shoo that makes me feel a whole lot better. Thanks babe. (He said then he gave her a big hug.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Paige- Best moment ever. Please don't let anything ruin this moment! Please don't let anything ruin this moment!
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-Will- (He walked up to his sister and Jess.) Ahh sis can I talk to you for a minute?
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-Paige- TRAITOR!
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-Paige- Sure bro. Ah Jess would you excuse us for a minute.
-Jess- it's cool later babe.
-Paige- Yah later. (She walked over with her brother.) O.k. Will what do you want and please if you've brought me all the way over her just to say that Jess is evil AGAIN then I don't wanna hear it.
-Will- Yes well there's that, but also I need to barrow Maradith.
-Paige- What why... Oh never mind fine just be careful with her.
-Will- Duh. (He said as he picked up Maradith.) Oh and by the way sis Jess is EVIL!
-Paige- And we're gone see you later bro. Oh and next time be sure to talk to me when you're not acting so Dibiss
-Will- I'm not acting Dibiss. I don't even like the guy right now.
-Paige- Whatever!
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-Paige- Stupid Will he always ruins EVERYTHING!
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-Will- This is insane. I mean not only do I have to worry about stupid Dib's love struck ness, but now even my own sister won't believe me and that's flesh and blood right there. FLESH AND BLOOD!
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-Gretchen- Hey Will you o.k. (She said as she saw Will coming up to her with Maradith in his hands.)
-Will- Yah I guess so still a little mad at the fact that I still can't convince my stupid sister that stupid Jess is EVIL! (He said letting Maradith go into the boat and grabbing his life vest. Gretchen already had her life vest on. Will let out a heave sigh.) This is just so frustrating Gretchen. I mean it's like no matter what we do those two stupid idiots won't listen to us. It's like everything is completely hopeless... (He noticed the sad look on Gretchen's face.) But, ah don't worry Gretchen. I guarantee that we'll get them back eventually.
-Gretchen- I hope you're right Will, and I really hope we survive our encounter with the wolves.
-Will- Oh don't worry about that Gretchen. I once did a science project on wolves. So I know everything there is to know about them. So trust me Gretchen we're gonna be fine or my name isn't William Lacy Hethcoat... Oh man please don't tell anybody about the Lacy part.
-Gretchen- Don't worry Will your secrets safe with me. (She said as the two of them began to push the canoe into the water.)
Setting 2 ready to start
All the canoes were in the water, and Chris was getting ready to fire his gun.
-Chris-(He was still wearing his suit.) Ready set go! (He fired the gun and the contestants were off.) Yes I didn't hit any eagles this time. (Just then Chris heard the plan that Chef was flying over head crash because somebody namely him had hit it with the gun.)
-Chef- (He came out of the plan and his dress was fried and he look really ticked.) O.k. who did that?
-Chris- You got me dude. (He said hiding the gun.) Now come on lets go I don't wanna miss any of the action.
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-Chris- Not a word. Shoo!
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-Random Music- Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone stands
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
-Victoria- (She and Dib were canoeing on their way to Bony Island.) Oh Dib this is so exciting. I mean just think in less than 30 minutes we'll be face to face with Big Foot! Yes!
-Dib- Yah should be a lot of fun. (He said still not as happy as you would think.)
-Victoria- What's wrong Dib? As a future paranormal investigator I thought you'd be trilled.
-Dib- I am somewhat...
-Victoria- But...
-Dib- But I'm sorry Victoria it's just that I can't get over what happened this morning. I mean I still can't believe that Gretchen attacked you like that.
-Victoria- Well believe it Dib she's EVIL!
-Dib- I don't know Victoria. I mean if it was anybody else in my class I would believe it, but Gretchen she's just always seemed so nice and...
-Victoria- Well maybe she's just been pretending to be nice this whole time. So she could get closer to you.
-Dib- Maybe and then there's that whole incident with Amethyst.
-Victoria- Wait a minute Dib back up you mean you actually talked to the evil alien monster?
-Dib- Well sort of. You see I found her bleeding and crying in the woods last night and...
-Victoria- Hahaha! Oh man I bet you got a big kick out of that.
-Dib- Well yah I did laugh but it was mostly pay back for all the times she made fun of me whenever her stupid father injured me with one of his insane plans...
-Victoria- Wait a minute Dib are saying that you're actually feeling sorry for the stupid alien scum?
-Dib- No... well I just wish I knew how she got hurt and why she asked me if dreams can hurt you.
-Victoria- What? Hahaha! That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
-Dib- That's what I thought, but I don't know she just seemed so serious and...
-Victoria- (She put her hand on his leg.) Hey don't worry about it Dib aliens are just weird in general and who cares if they get hurt or not, all we need to worry about is stopping their evil plans before it's too late, and as for Gretchen and Will, well better to ignore them too.
-Dib- I guess you're right.
-Victoria- Exactly now come on Dib lets have some fun.
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-Dib- Don't tell Victoria, but I'm still a little confused about this whole thing and I really wish things would just go back to normal.
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-Random Music- So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
-Jess- Whack morning huh Pineapple Princess.
-Paige- Oh isn't that the understatement of the year and I'm still confused about who stared it.
-Jess- Same here.
-Paige-Exactly, but to tell you the truth no offence Jess, but I kind of think your sister started it.
-Jess- What why?
-Paige- Well, because she's always being so mean to Amethyst and...
-Jess- Well that's understandable babe you see whenever my sister gets it in her head that someone's an alien she's always so harsh.
-Paige- Well that's stupid there's no such thing as aliens, and that's not the only thing that's bugging me I'm still worried about how my brother got knocked out. I mean I know I'm still mad at the guy, but seeing him unconscious like that just scared me half to death. I don't wanna loose him and...
-Jess- Hey be cool dudet the past is the past we can't change it all we can do is just move on.
-Paige- I guess so.
-Jess- Good now come on babe Boney Island awaits.
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-Paige- I'm still a little confused, but I trust Jess he is after all really really amazing.
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-Jess- Of course I got her off that stupid subject as soon as possible. I mean if she knew the real story it would be bye bye relationship and hello hatred and I did not want that.
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-Random Music- When everything is wrong we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
-Will- So ah how are your cuts doing Gretchen?
-Gretchen- They're a little bit better. I think the medicine is starting to work.
-Will- Well it's like I always say "There's nothing that Real Science can't cure."
-Gretchen- Yah I guess so but, I still can't believe how sharp her nails are.
-Will- Yah I know it's a mystery to me too. I mean I've never heard of human nails being that sharp.
-Gretchen- Well actually Will I've been thinking that there might be more to Victoria then meets the eye. I mean while I was fighting her I noticed that her nails seemed to almost grow.
-Will- What that's impossible Gretchen human nails can't grow that fast.
-Gretchen- Exactly and how is it that's she so strong. I mean it's almost as if Victoria is an alien.
-Will- What HAHAHAH! Oh man Gretchen you silly girl we're trying to save Dib not become him. Trust me Gretchen there's no way that Victoria is an alien. Hahahaha!
-Gretchen- Yah I guess it was just a stupid theory.
-Will- Defiantly.
-Random Music- When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
-Meef- (He was rowing with Amethyst and he noticed that she seemed really sad.) Ah Amethyst is something wrong.
-Amethyst- No now shut up Meef.
-Meef- Oh come on Amethyst I can tell that you're not happy. So why don't you tell me what's wrong it will make you feel better.
-Gir- Yah come on Little Master.
-Meef and Gir- Tell! Tell! Tell!
-Amethyst- Fine you two wanna know what is bugging me. Let me make a list. One I'm stuck on this stupid earth boat with you, I have to go up against stupid earth beavers for a stupid earth television show, my dreams keep getting worse and worse, I got scratched last night, and the Dib stink is being stupider than usual. HAVE I LEFT ANYTHING OUT!
-Meef- O.k. wait what?
-Amethyst- (She signed.) Just forget it, it servers me right of ever thinking that a pathetic human like you could understand me.
-Meef- Aw somebody needs a hug and... (Just then the two of them landed on Boney Island and the sudden stop of the boat jetted Meef out and into a tree) Ahh!
-Random Music- (Move along)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
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-Amethyst- Hahahaha! Thank you! Thank you! Hahahaha!
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-Gir- Yeah we're here we're here we're here! (He was trying to run and play, but Amethyst was holding his collar.)
-Amethyst- Wait Gir I have to get your leash on... (She said as she was putting the leash on.)
-Kierra- Ah Master I don't think that's such...
-Amethyst- Quite Kierra I know what... There I did it...
-Gir- YEAH RUNING TIME! (He ran off like a rocket and Amethyst was still holding on to the leash.)
-Amethyst- Ahh! No Gir slow down stop! Ahh!
-Meef- Wait for me my love! (He said as he and Kierra ran off after Amethyst and Gir.)
-Victoria- See Dib what did I tell you aliens are just weird.
-Dib- You got that right Victoria and nobody thinks that's odd. Huh!
-Paige- Whatever come on Jess.
-Jess- Yah later dude. (They left.)
-Dib- Ah again nobody believes me.
-Victoria- Don't worry Dib I... (Just then she noticed Will and Gretchen landing in their boat.) Hmm... come on Dib let's leave these two jerks alone. (She said taking his hand.)
-Will- Oh it's gonna be like that? Fine come on Gretchen lets go. (He said taking her hand and Chloe and Maradith followed.)
-Chris- (He and Chef were in the camera booth watching the campers every move and playing cards still in their out fits. Well Chris was Chef on the other hand had to take his off, because somebody ruined it so he had to put on a different dress.) Hahaha! I love the tension in this group it just never stops. Hahahaha!
-Chef- Whatever hey Chris man you got any twos
-Chris- (You could see that he did have twos, but of course he lied) Ah no go fish dude.
-Chef- Are you sure because I seem to remember giving you some twos earlier.
-Chris- No sorry Chefo go fish.
-Chef- Whatever. (He grabbed a card.)
-Gretchen- So Will what's your plan anyway?
-Will- (He took out a little bubble pipe and began to blow.) It's elementary my dear Watson according to my research there's only one thing that wolves except and that's their own kind so naturally all we have to do is dress Maradith and Chloe up as wolves and let them distract the real wolves while we steal the key. Yep Elementary. (He said acting like Sherlock Homes.)
-Gretchen- Hahah! Well I'll say one thing for you Will. You sure do know how to keep a girl entertain, but do you really think that will work.
-Will- Absolutely. I mean I did not waste my time being the makeup and costume designer in my old Skool play for nothing.
-Gretchen- What?
-Will- My mom made me do it o.k. Anyway I know what I'm doing and besides I grabbed a makeup kit from the boat house so we'll be golden my dear Watson.
-Gretchen- O.k. if you say so Sherlock. Hahaha!
-Chris -Hahaha! Will is so funny, but is he right what do you think Chef?
-Chef- I think you're cheating dude.
-Chris- Trust me Chef I'm not cheating and... Wow it looks like Amethyst and Meef are coming to their destination let's watch.
-Chef- Whatever.
-Amethyst- Ahh! Slow down Gir Stop Desist! Ahh! (Gir finally stopped when they hit a tree amethyst ended up staying in the tree because she got caught on a branch gir on the other hand feel down on the ground)
-Meef- Oh my gosh Amethyst are you alright. (He said grabbing gir thinking he was smethyst because her wig had fallen on gir.
-Amethyst- Hey filthy stink creature let go of my brother's dog right now.
-Meef- What but (He looked at gir who no longer had the wig because kierra had it behind her back.) Oh Amethyst there you are I must be seeing things anyway come on down we need to get to work.
-Amethyst- No way Meef beast I am staying right hear so you can't touch me, now make yourself useful and tell me where we are.
-Meef- (He took out the map.) Ahh...according to this we're right where we wanna be. See there's the beaver's lair. Aww good boy Gir you're so smart you led us right to the Beavers.
-Kierra- Hahahaha!
-Amethyst- Kierra...
-Kierra- What? I mean meow.
-Amethyst- (She signed again.) So Meef what did you bring and please tell me it's useful.
-Meef- Oh don't worry Amethyst I brought us a romantic Picnic launch. (He said taking out a picnic basket.)
-Amethyst- WHAT YOU STUPID HUMAN HOWS A STUPID EARTH PICNIC BASKET GONNA HELP US WIN! AHH! (She was so angry she ran down the tree and grabbed him be the color of his shirt. Taking the picnic basket away from him.)
-Gir- YEAH FOOD TIME! (He jumped into the basket.)
-Amethyst- Gir get out of there...
-Gir- (he popped out of the basket with food all over him) YEAH LOOK AT ME I'M THE FOOD MONSTER WEE! (He ran into the beaver's cave.)
-Meef- Wait Gir come back. (He ran in after him.) Oh hi there Mr. Beavers Aww don't you look cute. (The beavers growled at him.) Ahh! (He ran out screaming and the beavers chased him out.)
-Amethyst- Hahahaha! Now that's funny and now's my chance. (She ran into the cave and grabbed the key chain that had two keys on it) YES I GOT THE KEYS! (She said a bit too loud and woke up all the other beavers.) Ahh! (She ran out of the cave with the beavers following her too.) AHH THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY!
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-Meef- I never thought I'd say this but I'm scared of BEAVERS AHH!
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-Chris- Hahahaha! Awesome finish by the Perfect Piggies...
-Chef- Hah I knew you had twos. (He said looking at Chris' deck.) You're were cheating this whole time that means I get to keep my chips. (He grabbed the chips.)
-Chris- Hey those are my chips. (Chef gave chris a look that said toutch them you die.) Ah look the mary monkies are at their destination.
-Paige- (She and Jess were on top of the skull.) Man we sure are high up. (She gulped.)
-Jess- Yah I know isn't it great.
-Paige- Yah ah here's an idea Jess why don't you use the bungee cord. I mean after all you did get it from the boat house.
-Jess- Cool I'll be back up in a minute babe just hold on to the rope. (He said as he hooked himself up and jumped down.)
-Paige- How you doing Jess?
-Jess- Oh man this is gonna be a piece of cake these dudes are asleep.
-Paige- Lets keep it that way. Jess...Jess...Jess!
-Jess- What, that was way too easy. (He said showing Paige the key chain but then...) Oh no I'm sinking… Ahh!
-Paige- (She backed away when she realized that Jess was in quick sand.) Oh no Jess don't panic it will only make you sink faster. Here grab this. (She said grabbing a vine and with all her might she pulled him out)
-Jess- Oh man Pineapple Princess you saved my life. (He gave her a big hug.)
-Chris- Uw enough with the love already. Let's get back to the action.
-Chef- King me.
-Chris- What how did you do that?
-Chef- By not cheating. (He said looking really mad.)
-Chris- Oh yah right... Hey it looks like the Nutty Mooses are approaching scary dude Sasquatchinakwa's cave.
-Dib- (He had a pair of binoculars in his hands.) I can't believe it we're this close to actually meeting Big Foot.
-Victoria- I know let me see Dib. (He gave her the binoculars.) Oh man he's just like I pictured him big, furry, and magnificent.
-Dib- I know right. So which one of us should go in?
-Victoria- How about you Dib?
-Dib- Me, but I thought you wanted to see him too.
-Victoria- I do, but I bet you wanna see him more.
-Dib- Why don't we both go in together?
-Victoria- O.k. (They grabbed each other's hand and went in.)
-Dib- This is so cool I wish I had a...
-Victoria- Camera never leave home without it. Now smile. (Dib got into position grabbed the key chain and posed and Victoria took the picture and the flash woke Big Foot up Dun Dun Dun!)
-Dib and Victoria- Ahh! Run away Sasquatchinakwa! (They ran out of the cave with Big Foot close behind.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- O.k. so maybe it wasn't the best idea to take a picture of big foot while he was sleeping, but can you blame me. I mean come on I've been wanting to meet big foot since I was little, but now I WISH I HADN'T! AHH!
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-Chris- Hahahaha! Now that's funny and it just keeps getting better, because now Will and Gretchen are arriving at the wolves' cave.
-Gretchen- Will are you sure you can... (She looked at her dog and Maradith and they had been completely changed they now looked like very convincing real wolves.) Wow Will you did a great job.
-Will- Of course I did Gretchen never question my thespian skills. O.k. now Maradith and Chloe your motivation is you're vicious man eating wolves. Now go in there and make them believe that you are one of them. (The two dogs just looked at him with wonder in their eyes.) Oh just go already. (He said and the dogs obey at first Maradith made the stupid mistake of barking and the wolves seemed to think that was very odd.) No Maradith you're a wolf. (Then Chloe howled and the wolves bought it.) Yes wait ago Chloe. Now we can get the key. (He went in and grabbed the key chain and then he came out spinning it on his finger.) See Gretchen I told you everything would... (Just then Dib came running up and he bumped into Will) Ahh! Hey Dib watch where you're going...
-Dib- Sorry Will can't talk right now RUN SASQUATCHINAKWA! (He ran off like crazy.)
-Will- What's there's no such... (Then Will saw Big Foot running up chasing Victoria.) Ahh! RUN AWAY AHH! (They all ran for their lives and Chloe and Maradith left the pack to help their masters.)
-Amethyst- (She and Meef had just arrived at the shore looking a little beat up thanks to the beavers and they were walking towards Jess and Paige... When dib and evry body ran up screaming and dib bumped into amethyst nockingher down.) Uw Dib stink get off of me. (she pushed him off of her he was on top of her stuomack.)
-Chris- Congratulation campers you all successfully got your keys without a scratch.
-Will- Without a scratch are you nuts Chris? I mean just look at what that...
-Dib- Ah that is right Will say it say it...
-Will- Thing did to us.
-Dib- WHAT that was no thing that was Big Foot!
-Will- I never thought it was Big Foot and besides why should I believe you? When you don't believe me about her being evil? JERK!
-Dib- Uw that is it…
-Chris- ALRIGHT CAMPERS THAT ENOUGH! Now if you'll all come aboard the ship. we can begin the second part of the challenge. (He said in his big megphone right in their ears)
-Paige- Titeanick wait a minute isn't that strangely similar to the Titanic.
-Chris- It is huh I hadn't noticed.
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-Will- Meaning of course he did!
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-Will- There's no way I'm ever getting on that stupid boat of doom.
-Chris- Fine I'm sure you all won't mind spending the rest of your lives on Boney Island and need I remind you that the animals get meaner at night.
-Will- Ah... last one there's a rotten egg.
-Chris- Hahahaha! I love my job. O.k. Chef let's cast off.
Setting 3 the boat
Everybody was on the boat they all had their suit cases with their costumes in them and the place actually looked really cool. There was a buff table with really good looking food and a big stage.
-Paige- Wow I'm impressed Chris. I mean this place actually looks like a real prom boat.
-Chris- That's because it was you see we got it cheep, because it was haunted or something.
-Will- Oh please first big foot now ghosts. Is it just me or is this place like the paranormal freak trap of the century. Hah stupid paranormal creatures like they really exist.
-Dib- They do exist Will and you're the stupid one for not believing in them.
-Will- Oh yah...
-Dib- Yah..
-Chef- ALIRGHT LISTEN UP YOU BABIES! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR MOTHS! SO LISTEN UP! YOU EACH GET A HOUR TO GET DRESSED! GIRLS GET THAT DRESSING ROOM GUYS GET THE OTHER! WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU WILL ALL REPORT BACK HERE FOR SOCIALIZING! THEN YOU WILL EACH PREFORM YOUR DANCES ON THE STAGE! BEST DANCE WINS OUR MYSTORY GRAND PRIZE! NOW MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE! (the girls ran for their drassing room and the boys ran for theirs)
-Chris- Hey Chef I wanted to do that. (She said shoving chef a little)
-Chef- SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING FOOL! (Then he shoved him down)
Setting 4 the boy's changing room
Will entered the changing room caring his suit case.
-Will- (He put the suit case down on the floor and took out the tux.) Oh man this has got to be the most humiliating thing Chris or anyone for that matter has ever made us do.
-Dib- Well at least we agree on that Will. (He said taking out his tux too.)
-Will- Yep too bad you can't admit that Victoria's EVIL!
-Dib- SHE'S NOT!
-Jess- (He got in between Will and Dib.) Come on dudes we don't want Chef to come in here do we? Now let's just get dressed and simmer down a bit.
-Will and Dib- Whatever. (They went into their dressing rooms in a huff.)
Setting 5 The Girls Changing room.
This room was a little different it had four changing rooms and another room for the girls to go in if they wanted to, but it still looked decent.
-Amethyst- Wow I can't believe this place actually looks good.
-Paige- Well Chris did say that this used to be a prom boat.
-Amethyst- So Chris was actually telling us the truth.
-Gretchen- Wow I guess there's a first time for everything...
-Victoria- (She pushed them aside.) Out of my way girls I get to pick my changing room first.
-Amethyst- Wait why do you get to choose first?
-Victoria- Duh because I'm the prettiest and I don't have ugly green skin.
-Amethyst- Hey it's a skin condition stupid human. (She said pushing Victoria down.)
-Victoria- Uww you rotten Alien Scum you made me drop the necklace Dib gave me for my birthday.
-Amethyst- Oh I did sorry. Oh wait no I'm not. Hahahaha!
-Victoria- Oh you're just so lucky that I don't have time to deal with you stupid alien. (She said as she got up and went into her changing room.)
-Amethyst- Hey no one calls me stupid and gets away with it.
-Paige- (She got in Amethyst's way) Wait Amethyst she's not worth it, and besides we don't have time for this we have to get ready.
-Amethyst- Fine whatever. (She grabbed her suit case and went into her changing room and the other girls did the same thing.)
Setting 6 Back with the boys
Will came out of his changing room wearing a black tuxedo with an untied bow tie around his neck and some black shoes and a red boutonnière.
-Will- Its official I hate tuxedos and not even all the real science in the world can ever help me tie this stupid bow.
-Jess- (He came out of his changing room still wearing his lucky necklace a hot pink tie and a black tuxedo and a red boutonnière.) Here dude let me help.
-Will- No thanks Jess the last thing I need is you coming too close to my neck and...
-Meef- (He came out wearing a black tuxedo with a black bow tie and a black hat and a red boutonnière by the way Meef's tux looks exactly like my boyfriends did during our prom night minus the hat.) Hey guys look my outfit came with a hat Woo! Oh here Will let me help you tie that. (He said as he began to tie Will's bow tie.)
-Will- Thanks Meef.
-Dib- (He came out with a black tuxedo on a red boutonnière and an untied blue tie.) So you let Meef help you, but not Jess.
-Will- Duh Meef's not an evil disgusting or vile jerk wad like Jess and his stupid sister and brother.
-Dib- Take that back. (He said getting all up in Will's face.)
-Will- No!
-Dib- Take it back!
-Will- Never!
-Meef- Ah guys I can't breathe... (He said because Will and Dib where so close that they where crushing poor Meef.)
-Will- Oh sorry Meef. (He said backing up.)
-Meef- Oh it's ok there you go Will it's all done. (He said finishing the tying.)
-Chef- (He was on the intercom.) Attention all babies the oysters are now being served.
-Meef- Mmm yum I love oysters Wee!
-Will- Wait a minute Meef I don't think that's such a... (But it was too late Meef was already out the door.) Oh well I guess I'll see you traitors later. (He said heading for the door.)
-Dib- You're the traitor Will.
-Will- Oh if only you knew how wrong you are Dib. Bye. (He stuck his tough out and then slammed the door behind him.)
-Dib- (He stuck his tough out too.) Oh he just makes me so mad and this stupid tie is so not helping at all. (He said still having trouble tying his tie.)
-Jess- Here dude let me help. (He said as he began to tie Dib's tie.) After all I wouldn't want my sister's date to look all sloppy. There. (He said finishing tying the tie.) Now come on dude this is gonna be fun. (He grabbed Dib's hand and ran out.)
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Dib- This is insane now even Jess is being somewhat nicer to me then Will. Uww what is this world coming too!
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-KSSSSHHHHH-
-Jess- Duh of course I was nice to the big head weirdo. I mean after all my sister does like him for some strange bazaaro reason and he's alright in my book since he keeps being mean to Will. Hahahaha! Rock on Dude.
-KSSSSHHHHH-
Setting 7 Amethyst P.O.V.
"Wow Amethyst you look great" Paige said as I was coming out of the changing room.
"Thanks Paige" I said as I looked at myself in the earth mirror. And, I had to admit I did really look good. Of course I always looked good even in stupid earth clothing like this. Well that's not entirely true, because in retro spec I did really like this earth dress. Mostly because it was red and I love red. It's my favorite color, because it's the color of the Irken uniform and it makes me feel proud to wear it. Plus the earth shall was pretty cool. And it all matched the necklace I got from the whole stupid Christmas fiasco. Stupid Gir.
"So Amethyst how do you think I look?" Paige said knocking me out of my thoughts. I turned to look at her and she did not look half bad for a human that is. She was wearing an aquamarine dress with a hot pink sash a pearl necklace and her hair was down in a cool new style.
"Oh you look great too Paige except something is missing" I said as I looked at her. Then it hit me. I took out a flower from inside my pak and put it in Paige's hair. "There now you look perfect."
"Thanks Amethyst this is really sweet of you."
"Think nothing of it Paige we are friends after all and what are friends for?"
"Exactly. Oh man I can't wait to dance with Jess and I hope I can impress him. After all he's just so amazing, sweet, cute, and...
"The exact opposite of his stupid sister."
"Exactly, I still can't believe she called you stupid."
"Oh trust me Paige she will pay for that mark my words" I said as the rage began to well up inside me."Speaking of which where is that vile stink creature anyway?"
"I'm not sure."
"And where's the Gretchen human?"
"Oh I think I saw her go in there." She said pointing to the extra room. This was not good I don't know why I cared, but I did know one thing if Gretchen and Victoria were both missing this could only mean one thing...
Just then my antennas perk up at the sound of something hitting the floor it came from inside the room. So I used my ex-ray vision to see what happened. And sure enough my theory was correct Victoria was in the room with Gretchen this meant trouble defiantly.
"Well I'm going you coming Amethyst"
"Ah no thanks Paige I'll catch up with you later." I said waiting for Paige to leave. When she finally left I headed for the other room. So I could seek my revenge.
"Ahh! Victoria you jerk you broke the necklaces Dib gave me for my birthday."
"That's the least of your worries freak, because now you're gonna pay for this morning and... What who through that"
"Whoops sorry Victoria human it slipped" I said standing in the door way, I had just thrown one of my Sudoku pins at the stupid human on purpose. Mahahah!
"You, get lost space girl this does not concern you" She said turning away from ME! How dare that stupid human ignore me like that? She shall PAY!
"Now where were we...What I thought I told you to get lost Alien Freak!" She yelled in my face. At this point I was right in between her and the Gretchen human and I was not about to move especially not for some stupid human like her. Oh and by the way normally the blue and black dress that she was wearing would look good but on her. NOT SO MUCH HAHAHA!
"Maybe I don't wanna"
"Now this is really low Gretchen excepting help from the stupid Alien Monster."
"Hey you're the stupid one not me"
"What oh you're gonna pay for that"
"Bring it on" O.k. now this part was really weird and annoying at first I was sure that the stupid Victoria beast was going to attempt to hurt me. Hahah like she could actually hurt me, but then she stopped and just looked at my face and started laughing AT ME!
"What's so funny stupid human"
"Oh nothing it's just that you're so not wroth my time, because you both are horribly DOOMED ANY WAY HAHAHA!" she said leaving still laughing at ME!
After Victoria left right away I mocked the stupid human "You are both horribly doomed anyway. Blah blah blah blah ha can you believe that stupid human Gretchen?"
"Yah she really is evil"
"No duh and does the stupid Dib stink believe us NO!"
"Don't blame Dib Amethyst he just doesn't know how evil that JERK REALLY IS!"
I had never seen Gretchen like this and I'm not just talking about the fact that she had her hair up in a new Anastasia like style or the yellow and purple dress she was wearing. No I meant her attitude she just seemed so ticked.
"Oh Amethyst Victoria really is so evil I mean just look at what she did to the necklace Dib gave me for my birthday." She said as she showed me the broken necklace in her hand. Now that she mentioned it I had noticed a couple of purls on the floor."
"Hey don't worry about it Gretchen. I'll help you fix it."
"Really"
"Yep really." I said so the two of us began to pick up the pieces and before I knew it we had fix the necklace. Of course I only helped her, because I owed her for giving the stupid Victoria human that cool black eye. Hahaha! Anyway after we had collected all the pieces Gretchen put it back on her neck.
"Thanks Amethyst I...Ahh!" She said nearly scaring me half to death.
"What what is it?"
"Amethyst your face there's purple stuff all over your face."
"What" I said as I ran over to the mirror and regrettably Gretchen was right I had started bleeding AGAIN! This was so not good I needed to come up with a lie and fast.
"It's o.k. Gretchen I had blue berry pie earlier today that's all" I said as I began to put more Irken ointment on my face.
"But it's purple"
"Do not question me... Oh my head…"
"Amethyst wake up..." I opened my eyes and found Gretchen holding me up.
"What happened?"
"You fainted"
"I did" I said as I began to get up as best I could.
"Amethyst is something wrong?"
"No Gretchen I just have not been sleeping well that's all. I've been having big time nightmares and..." just then as if things weren't bad enough already my stupid necklace just had to begin to beep.
"Ahh Amethyst what's up with your necklace?"
"Ahh nothing Gretchen it's just serves as a watch too and that beeping means it's time to go so come on Gretchen let's go" I said as I began to push Gretchen out the door. Of course I was lying my necklace only did that whenever I was crossing the threshold again. Oh man this was so not good now I had to talk to dad. Oh could things possibly get any worse?
"Amethyst are you sure you're alright"
"Of course now come one Gretchen times a wasting"
-Me- Well that's all for now fanfiction people I hope you all like it. The new dress designs are on my deviart page and by the way Amethyst's dress was based off my prom dress just thought you should know that. Also I can't wait for the next chapter because there is a special seen in it that I just know you will all hate me for leaving you hanging like that. Hahahaha! Any way until next time send me plenty of reviews and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!