-Me- yeah another chapter I don't own invader zim or any of the songs in here. ENJOY!
Setting 1 Amethyst P.O.V.
Man. Remind me never ever ever ever again to go see a movie with Paige or Jess, because they have the absolute worst taste in movies. STUPID HUMANS! I mean don't get me wrong I love watching all these pathetic humans getting killed just as much as the next guy, but still I wish the plot was better.
Oh man what is this dumb movie called again? Nightmare on Elm Street lame title for an even lamer movie. Yet ironically these stupid humans are going through the same thing I am. Though personally I would rather have the stupid Freddy Kruger human haunt my dreams then whatever is inside me. Because, I'm not a scared of a stupid human. I mean come on I would have to be insane to be scared of a stupid human, but I am scare of whatever is inside of me.
*Signs* You know what this stupid situation probably wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't for the fact that my stupid Dad just had to say all those harsh things. Man he is just such a big jerk. Sometimes I just wanna. Kill him ake him suffer show him how much pain he put me threw. Yah make him beg for mercy. And never give it to him. Hahahah! And Maybe I did mean what I said when I told him I hated him.
Huh what was I saying I love my father. Oh no maybe my evil self is trying to take me over again. Oh man that is the last thing I need. I mean don't get me wrong I would love to destroy all these stupid humans and this dumb movie, but it would still look odd.
Calm down Amethyst maybe some music will make you feel better. So I put my i-pod on shuffle and just let the music take me.
-Amethyst's i-pod-Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby
Right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real
Didn't you feel me lock my arms around you
Why'd you turn away?
Here's what I have to say
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Burning with a lost stare
That's when I decided
Why should I care
'Cuz you weren't there when I was scared
I was so alone
You, you need to listen
I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip
And I'm in this thing alone
"Ahh no don't go in there!" Paige screamed for just about the one hundredth time. Man she was obviously really really scared of this stupid movie. Although I don't think Jess is complaining much because he seems to be really really enjoying her constant wanting him to hug her. Yuck I hate watching them it makes me sick. Remind me never ever ever ever to fall in love. NEVER!
Anyway I think Gir was even more scared of this dumb movie then Paige, because he was constantly saying "No turn it off turn it off. Ahh save me Kierra Buddy save me!" and Kierra did not look like she enjoyed it at all. It was somewhat funny to watch.
-Amethyst's i-pod- Am I just some chick you place beside you to take somebody's place
When you turn around can you recognize my face
You used to love me, you used to hug me
But that wasn't the case
Everything wasn't okay
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Burning with a lost stare
That's when I decided
Why should I care
'Cuz you weren't there when I was scared
I was so alone
You, you need to listen
I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip
And I'm in this thing alone
*Signs* I tried to think about the good times that I used to have with Dad but no matter what I did I just kept on thinking about how mad I was at him. Oh man I really hate the fact that he just had to say that I was a stupid mistake. Well if you ask me he's the stupid mistake not me. And all those dumb times he pointed out where I supposedly ruined everything were so not my fault. I mean he was the one that taught me how to make a containment chamber. So it's his fault if it broke and Dib's the one who destroyed the control watch and those stupid Grimlin Raptors almost killed me and Kierra, and Gir didn't even change. But, that's o.k. because personally I kind of like Gir just the way he is. Although I bet Kierra would beg to differ. And as for loosing that stupid earth contest that was all the dumb Meef human's fault not mine. Stupid Dad I hate him so much!
-Amethyst's i-pod- Crying out loud
I'm crying out loud
Crying out loud
I'm crying out loud
Open your eyes
Open up wide
Why should I care
'Cuz you weren't there when I was scared
I was so alone
Why should I care
'Cuz you weren't there when I was there
I was so alone
Why should I care
If you don't care then I don't care
We're not going anywhere
Why should I care
'Cuz you weren't there when I was there
I was so alone
Why should I care
If you don't care then I don't care
We're not going anywhere
Huh no Amethyst stop this you love your father and you know it. I mean that is why I wanted to run away in the first place. To protect my family and I swear I will never ever ever let my stupid evil self control me ever again. So there!
Well at least this stupid earth movie is finally over and just in time too, because my music just ended I thought as me, Gir, Kierra, Paige, and Jess left the theater.
"Man that movie sure was scary huh Amethyst?"
"Oh please Paige I've seen scarier things in my Dad's lab."
"Yah I guess so, wait what did you just say Amethyst?"
"Ah nothing Hahaha!"
"O.k. well anyway I'm glad Jess was so willing to comfort me. Oh he's so wonderful..."
"Oh please make silence Paige before I barf."
"Oh come on Amethyst you've got to believe in love. In fact I bet you anything that it will happen to you when you least expect it."
"Oh whatever anyway speaking of Jess where did he go?"
"Ah I think he went to go get us some drinks." Oh great just what I didn't need right now some stupid earth drink.
"Hey girls that guy over there was giving away free milkshakes so I got one for each of us."
"Cool" Paige said as Jess gave us each a milkshake.
Of course Gir started to drink his like he normally drinks his suck monkeys which caused Jess and Paige to stair. "Hahaha! My brother's dog just loves milkshakes" I said really really embarrassed like. Luckily for me Jess and Paige quickly went back to drinking their stupid earth milkshakes. Me and Kierra on the other hand were hesitant to drink ours. I mean after all earth drinks have never sat well with me. I remember this one time Gir actually made me drink a stupid suck monkey and my mouth foamed and everything. And Kierra on the other hand does not like to drink earth drinks, because she thinks they will make her start acting like Gir and that is like her worst nightmare EVER!
"Come on Green Machine is there something wrong. Oh don't worry Pineapple Princess told me all about your lactose tolerance so I got you a soy milkshake, and besides
any normal person would love it."
"First of all I told you not to call me that and of cores I'll drink this so bottoms up." I sad as I drank the stupid earth drink as I did that Kierra drank hers too. At first nothing happened and I actually thought that I had found an earth drink that I could handle then I started to feel really really sleepy and I could totally tell that the others were feeling the same way.
"Oh man Jess what was in that stuff?"
"You got me Pineapple Princess that guy sold it to me for free."
"You stupid human let this be a lesson to you never ever ever take anything for free." I said before we all blacked out.
I think I woke up about an hour or so later to find all the lights turned off. And of course I handled this with the utmost calmness and maturity. "Ahh! We're locked in the mall. Ahh! Paige Jess wake up!"
"Huh Amethyst what's wrong I was having the most wonderful dream."
"Oh I'm sorry Paige, but let me remind you THAT WE'RE LOCKED IN THE MALL!"
"What we can't be locked in the mall. Oh no my Mom will get worried then my Dad.
Ahh! Jess wake up!"
"No mom I wanna swim in the shark infested waters one more time."
"WAKE UP YOU STUPID HUMAN!"
"What what's going on?"
"WE'RE LOCKED IN THE MALL IDIOT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Hey don't blame him Amethyst he didn't know and maybe we're not locked in the
mall maybe all the lights just went out."
"At the same time yah that sure makes since Paige."
"It could happen."
"O.k. fine then let's go to the front door and see."
"Cool race you."
"No wait that's not fair who says you stupid humans deserve a head start!" I said as I ran after stupid Jess. Of course I beat the stupid humans to the door and then I said "Ha see I told you I would win now to prove my theory." I tried to open the door but it was locked. "See I told you I was right. But, did you listen. No! No one ever listens to the smart people..."
"Alright fine Amethyst you were right now what are we gonna do?"
"Well I'll tell you what... Oh my goodness what is that?" I said and Paige and Jess fell for just about the oldest trick in the book and looked the other way. Perfect I thought then I tried to use my hands beams on the door, but my stupid powers would not work. Then I tried to use my Pak lazars but they would not fire. So I told Kierra to destroy the door, but her guns would not work. STUPID EARTH DRINKS!
"Ah Amethyst there's nothing over there."
"Oh there isn't my mistake. Well we're still locked in so any bright ideas?"
"Hmm… Oh I know I could bring up the mall's website on my planner. Oh look here it says that the mall closes at 10, but they keep the back door open till 11."
"O.k. we'll head for the back door. Now come on let's go before anything else happens." I said as we began to head for the back door, but then someone bumped into me. "What the who dares to bump into me... Huh Gaz what are you doing here?"
"Well I did come here to get a new game for my game slave 4, but then this idiot gave me a stupid milkshake and the next thing I know I am locked in this stupid mall. And when I get a hold of him he won't even live to regret his stupidity."
"O.k. well we're sorry to hear that Gaz, but we're headed toward the back door and it's supposedly open you wanna come with?"
"Like I have a choice."
"O.k. whatever now let's go." I said eager to get out of this stupid earth mall, but then everybody stared at me all scared like and that is never ever ever ever a good sign. Well all except for Gaz, but she's never scared and that's beside the point. So I looked behind me. "Oh so there's a giant man eating spider behind me. Yep that sure is interesting. AHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" I said as we all started to run for our lives.
"This is impossible arachnids can't get this big. I mean the biggest spider is the tarantula and it only gets to be about this big. Ahh this goes against all logic."
"Forget logic Paige what are we gonna do?"
"Quick girls in here." Jess said as we all ran into the nearest store. Then we ran up the escalator and looked over the balcony. There were spiders everywhere. It was like my worst nightmare although it was real and they were all coming after me. Ahhh!
"This is terrible how could things possibly get any worse?"
"Ah girls I think the spiders found us." Jess said as spiders started to come at us. "Quick girls get back inside."
"Wait Jess what are you doing?"
"I'm gonna fights these stupid bugs once and for all." He said then he kissed Paige and she nearly fainted. "Kawabunga!" He said as he took out his surfboard from who knows where and started to attack the spiders.
"Come on Paige we have to go."
"No Jess don't sacrifice your life for us. No!" But, it was too late I already pulled
Paige back into the store. "Oh no poor Jess."
"Poor Jess what about us who care about him?"
"Amethyst!"
"What I don't know about you Paige, but I for one don't wanna be eaten alive by giant man eating spiders of doom."
"Ah technically Amethyst spiders don't eat people they suck their fluids."
"Ahh I don't want spiders to suck my fluids. Ahhh!"
"O.k. that's enough I've had it up to here with you two. So you either figure out a way to get us out of this stupid mess or I will plunge you both into a nightmare world from which there is no waking and I am so not joking."
"O.k... Hahah ah Paige think of something."
"O.k. yah ah right well I guess I could bring up the mall map on my planner. Oh would you look at that it seems that there is a straight shot from here to the back door and a pay phone booth. Hey one of us could call our brother and give him the down low. The only question is which one. Gaz how about your's?"
"Ah no I would rather drop dead then call that idiot."
"O.k. Amethyst what about your's?"
"Ah not think again Paige."
"Fine we'll call mine, but I won't like it."
"O.k. well this is a good plan Paige just one problem WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THE GIANENT SPIDERS THAT ARE BLOCKING THE EXIT!"
"Well we are in a sports convenient store. I bet we could us some of this stuff."
"Good idea glad I thought of it."
"But Amethyst it was my…"
"O.k. people let's gear up." We all got the stuff we needed to survive our ordeal of doom. I got two tennis rackets, Gaz got some bats, and Paige got some bug spray and perfume I will never ever ever infinity ever understand stupid humans NEVER! Anyway Kierra got some golf balls and Gir got a leaf blower which probably wasn't the best ideas, because when I opened the door and said "Let's go!" He blew out the door and over the balcony right into a spider.
"Ahh someone save me!"
"Hey stupid spider no one hurts Gir except me. Four!" Kierra said as she started firing all manner of golf balls at the spider. One of her golf balls turned on the radio and Thriller began to play.
-The radio- It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
"O.k. ah come on everybody CHARGE!" I said as we all ran to our supposed doom. Especially Paige who I had to protect, because she just had to get the stupidest supplies ever. STUPID HUMAN!
"Come on Gir. We have to go."
"No I is too scare. Ahh!"
"No come on Gir we really need to go."
"Go blow." Gir said as he turned on the leaf blower and he and Kierra went flying.
"Ahh no Gir turn it off turn it off." Poor Kierra this is so not her day.
-The radio- You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Anyway Gaz went off and beat up just about every single spider with her bat of course I had to protect Paige, because she had the map and the IQ of a brainless human. I mean really using perfume and bug spray against giant man eating spiders of doom how dumb can you possibly get? But, then one of the stupid spiders ate my racket and I thought I was done for, but then Paige sprayed it with the bug spray and it ran off crying like a pathetic little giant spider baby of doom. Don't you say a word!
"See Amethyst I told you it would work."
"Yes yes very nice Paige now can we just get to the pay phone sometime this year."
"Sure thing sore loser."
"SILENCE!"
-The radio- Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life
We finally managed to get to the phone then Paige dilled the number. "Please pick up please pick up please pick up."
"Hello this is..."
"Oh Will thank goodness..."
"This is Will Hethcoat probably the third smartest man in the world next to my Dad and the brilliant Professor Membrain you know what to do. So after the beep leave a message. *Beep*"
"Oh man what a time for him not to answer the phone. Hey Will this is Paige I know this is gonna sound really weird but me, Amethyst, Gaz, Gir and Kierra are all locked in the mall and we're being attacked by giant man eating spider and..."
"Paige get out of there." I said as I grabbed Paige out of the booth just before a stupid spider flaunted it.
"Wow I guess I just lost my minutes."
"This is so not the time for bad jokes Paige we have to move." I said as we ran for the door.
-The radio-They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen,
I'll make you see
"Wait a minute I just realize something. Where's Gaz, Gir, and Kierra?"
"Ah Amethyst there's Gaz." Paige said pointing to Gaz who was actually playing a video game with one of the spiders. You think that's weird some of the spiders were actually dancing to Thriller. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER UNDERSTAND THIS STUPID PLANET! NEVER!
-The Radio- That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller,
Thriller here tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Anyway Gaz defeated her spider then of course Paige just had to say "Great job Gaz."
"Yah yah whatever can we please leave sometime today? Wait were's Gir and Kierra."
"Ahh Gir turn it off turn it off!" Kierra said as she and Gir blew up on the leaf blower. Then Gir actually turned off the blower right when they bumped into another really big spider.
"No Gir turn it on turn it on."
"No Gir we're in the..." But it was too late Gir turned on the leaf blower and we were all knocked down like stupid earth boiling pins and Gir got a perfect strike.
"No more waffles Gir I'm too stuffed."
"Snap out of it Kierra." I said trying to slap her back to normal.
"Don't worry Amethyst at least things can't possibly get any worse."
"No Paige don't say it…" But, it was too late Paige already said those terrible awful words of doom and soon a weird kind of smoke filled the room. "Oh man Paige what is this stuff."
"I think it's knock out gas." Paige said as she and Gaz fell victim to the gas.
"Oh no Gir Kierra the gas doesn't seem to affect you. You must get out of here." I said as I began to fall due to the a cursed gas.
"But Master they're after you."
"Yah and we don't wanna leave you Little Master."
"I know you don't Gir, but you must. NOW GO AND THAT'S AN ORDER BOTH OF YOU!"
"But Master I... (Amethyst gave her such a look.) Oh fine come on Gir lets go."
"No Little Master!" Gir said as Kierra began to drag him out. That's the last thing I remember before I blacked out again. THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY!
-Me- Wow what an exciting chapter. I just wish I had gotten it up around Halloween. Oh well. Anyway something is wrong with my scanner is it always. So I won't be able to post my new drawing till it is fix. Until then enjoy my picture of my cats, review, and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!