The Mushroom Bosses 2: Mushmom's Revenge.

Author's Note: Another helping of giant mushrooms. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Nexon or Maplestory besides the fictional characters in this story, blah blah blah.

Months after the Mushmom incident….

It was another sunny day in the small town of Henesys. Numerous happy Maplers roam the soft grounds, taking each step with joy and happiness. Some of the others were running across the town, trying to escape the lesser "noobs" for money, fame, or pointless training that they could do themselves if they weren't too darn lazy. (Author's Note: Yes, this is one of my opinions in this story.)

There were also others (often dubbed the "henehoes") that senselessly swung various unusual objects at each other and making pointless emotions with their faces. As if that wasn't meaningless enough, they also decided to purchase large sums of foreign money (NX) to hide their horrific features with dolled-up equipment, create "backgrounds" to suit themselves, and to buy megaphones used to spam "Username has put his (body part) into OtherPlayer's (body part)", "OMG I L0ST MY BEBEEEEEE NUUU33SSZZ", or any other random inappropriate comment.

Returning to the point at hand, the town of Henesys was quite peaceful. Although, something felt very wrong though…..

"Mesoz Pleaze" (Author's Note: Isn't that such a lovely sound?)

"No. Go away."

"MESERZ PLEAZE"

"NO, DAMMIT. GO AWAY."

"MESOZ PLE-"

"NO, DAMMIT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HIDE AS A PERSON?"

The noob, startled by the person's loud booming voice, took a closer look at the person's curves (ahem not to be describing anything inappropriate), and realized that it wasn't a person, but a gigantic Mushmom!

"AHHH IT'S A MUSH-"

The noob's screams were called in vain, for the giant mushroom had already slaughtered the lesser creature, and a tombstone fell from the sky in place of the noob. After making an attempt to call for help, he realized that he could only produce thoughts, due to his status of being dead.

Mushmom swore as she realized that her device had faltered for a moment. Reaching into her coat pockets, she took out a miniscule square-shaped item, consumed it, and had once again returned to a human form. Mushmom walked on, appearing to be oblivious of the death scene.

(Long in-story Author's Note: Why, may you ask, is Mushmom strolling across Henesys in a disguised form, and how is it able to disguise itself? Let me explain. If you have read the last chapter, you would know that RS (random assassin) had slain Mushmom and her acquaintances. With that heavy grudge in mind, Mushmom set itself to work on modifying the Mushroom Transformation Device (an nx item) so that it would work in reverse. After months of hard work, dedication, and endless cups of mushroom-flavored coffee, Mushmom had finally perfected the item.)

"Time to find that damned assassin and put him in his place…" Mushmom said with a malicious grin, while carrying her massive Doombringer.

(A/n: Oh, did I forget to mention that she can use equips when in human form?)

Moral of this section: Don't beg giant mushrooms in disguise for mesos.

Somewhere in the middle of Henesys…

"Waaaaah he stole my money!"

"He took my Blue Work Glove!"

"He murdered my friend!"

"He strapped me to a chair and made me watch Pokémon for five hours straight!"

Ah yes, the sound of chaos is lovely, no?

RS hid in the shadow of Dark Sight, watching as the individuals panic from having their items stolen, seeing others killed off by summoning sack monsters, and being strapped to furniture to watch torturous shows against their will.

"Heh. With all this stuff that I scammed, I'll be rich!"

RS was broken of his moneygasm with a tap on his shoulder.

"Whatdya wa-"

"Art of Mushroom: Brandish!"

The sudden attack knocked RS out of his Dark Sight and rammed him against a wall. He barely had any time to register what had happened before he had met the edge of someone's sword.

"What the Balrog? Who the hell are you?"

"I am known as the queen of mushrooms! Or as you people speak of, 'Mushmom'"

"Oh yeah… I killed you a while back, heh?"

"That, you have done. And now, I shall be returning the favor. Art of Mushroom: Panic!"

"Dark Sight!"

Even the might of the shadows could not help his survival; the attack was severe enough to almost injure him to death.

"I see you've learned some new tricks, Mushmom…" RS said calmly, as he pulled out the sharpest Steelies from his waist pocket.

"….But so have I!"

With his bloodied hands, he fused the throwing utensils together into a massive shuriken with the power of alchemy and hurled it towards the disguised mushroom.

"Avenger!"

The gargantuan star moved at speeds faster than Mushmom could process and left a huge gash in Mushmom's Violet Platina.

"Dammit, that hurt!"

Mushmom barely had any time to rise from the floor before more stars flew her way.

"Triple Throw!"

"Triple Throw!"

Mushmom shrieked as she took every hit. Death was the least of her worries because she could respawn; It was the pain that really killed her.

"Hehe. For my next trick…"

RS produced a Summoning Rock from his bag and made a fist.

"Shadow Partner!" A sinister-looking shadow appeared behind RS and mimicked his every move.

"Avenger!"

"Avenger!"

"Avenger!"

She managed to fend off a few hits with her mighty Doombringer, but it was eventually cracked apart by pressure.

"Dammit… it can't end like this" she thought.

RS took note of her moment of weakness and chose to let her suffer for a moment.

"Shadow Web!"

Mushmom was bind into a trap made of shadows which allowed her no movement at all. He slowly walked towards her, holding an odd-looking dagger in his left hand.

"Heh. I sure hope you drop some Ilbies this time. I'm running out of my precious steel." RS raised his dagger towards the sky, both fists clenching the dagger tightly. "Die! Assaulter!"

Assaulter? That's an instant kill move! If he uses that, I'll never be able to respawn!

It's all over…

Or so she thought.

"Don't you dare hurt her! Fungus' Strafe!"

Quartets of golden-colored mushrooms were shot from the direction of the voice and knocked RS back into a wall, breaking the seal of Shadow Web. What the hell was that? RS thought as he searched for the assailant with his eyes. He looked over at where Mushmom was and saw a tall blue-haired man wielding a Blue Metus handing Mushmom a healing potion.

"What're you doing here? And how'd you find me?"

"You weren't the only one working on revenge you know. Anyways, are you oka-"

A steel object cut through the winds and struck the tall figure. A scream escaped the man's mouth as he reached in his bag for a Barbarian Elixir, consuming it with a gulp. The man turned in the direction where the stars were thrown.

"Well, well, what have we here?" RS asked rhetorically while standing back up.

"Stay back, you bastard!" he replied bluntly.

RS ignored his threat and continued moving towards him.

"So, this is your human form, isn't it?"

The archer made no attempt to reply.

"Speak up now. You're here to kill me, aren't you, Mushdad?"

Gah! He knows! The bowman thought as he was trying to move away, only to realize he was trapped by Shadow Web. Fuck!

"By the way, there's something you should know…"

Mushdad looked up at the dark-haired assassin, wondering that he would say next.

"I..."

RS pulled out the most gruesome-looking dagger he could find in his coat sleeves.

"…HATE..."

The dagger started to glow in a dark black, darker than the hairs of a crow.

"…BOWMAN."

STAB.

AHHHH!

Mushdad howled in pain while bleeding endlessly. After a few seconds of torture, he had finally fallen to the ground in defeat.

"Heh. Too easy. Let's see if I can find me a new set of Tobis from this rubble of mushy guts."

If only he had a bit of dexterity, he could've been able to tell that someone was behind him.

(Author's Note: Yes, he's a typical dexless person.)

"MORTAL BLOW!"

An arrow erupted out of RS's chest, an inch away from his heart.

"Heh. You killed my Puppet that I summoned."

"What? That was a frickin puppet?" RS said with the last of his strength.

"Yeah, it was a little skill I picked up. Now, you shall suffer the same fate as my makeshift dummy."

Mushdad grabbed RS by the back and threw him twenty feet in the air. He pulled his bowstring back and uttered the last words RS would ever hear.

"Mushroom's Advanced Hurricane!"

He fired not arrows, but actual mushrooms from his blue bow. Green, Blue, Orange, Horny, and even Zombie Mushrooms were scattered in the air, making it literally rain mushrooms and fungi. The mushrooms surrounded RS and bit him to death, leaving gruesome marks on his corpse. Disrespectfully, Mushdad kicked sand in his face.

For some reason, the town of Henesys applauded Mushdad.

Confused, Mushdad confronted a person and asked what was going on.

"Why, you don't know? You've just slayed one of the most notorious thieves of Henesys! For that, we will honor you for a short period of time!"

"Wha- really? Cool."

"Tell me, what is your name, great stranger?"

"My name's Mu-" Mushdad quickly remembered that humans killed monsters for experience points, money, and for their own sick enjoyment. "bin. My name's Mubin."

"Well, Mubin, we the henehoes of Henesys will pay tribute of NX and useless chairs to you!"

"Erm, ok." Mushdad looked down at his unconscious wife. He then used a PokeBall and trapped her inside, claiming her as his Pokeslave. (Author's Note: Just kidding, ignore the last sentence.)

Mushdad picked up his wife in his arms and yelled "Thrust!"

The henehoes cheered him off as he left the scene. He moved at incredible speeds back to Someone Else's House, where she healed from her wounds, returned to Mushroom form, and lived happily ever after. (Yay cliché ending!).

The end… (Or is it?)

Moral of this story: Don't piss off a giant mushroom.

Epilogue

The henehoes celebrated the defeat of RS with random cake and pie droppings from the air and 'F3' wars, until someone finally noticed something.

"Holy crap! The Sin's corpse is gone! I gotta warn th others-"

STAB.

AHHHHHH!

Author's Note: So, how'd I do this time?