A giant Balrog came in and killed everyone.

The end.

Author's Note: Just had to kill this story off. Kinda got boring.

….or so I thought.

After a month of horrendous homework and excruciating projects, I have decided to continue on with this crap excuse of a story .Ignore the part from earlier where the Balrog killed everyone.

Enjoy.

"Where the hell could that dumbass be?" Mushmom said as she wandered around.

It was still nighttime; it was so dark that even the white people couldn't be noticed. (Racial Joke as requested by someone. I apologize to everyone of this skin color who has read this.)

"Yo idiot! Where are ya?" She decided to try a different tactic.

"I have some Pokémon cards for you if you come out now!"

Silence.

"….He usually comes screaming like a little girl for these… even though they're fake…lol."

Mushmom F3'd and resumed searching.

"So, I finally have you in my grasp."

"Hehe 'grasp'"

"Yes, I said 'grasp'; what's wrong with that?"

"It'za big word."

"Are big words too much for you?"

"Yez n0ub pl0z"

"…It's hard to imagine the mushroom goddess gave YOU her blessing…"

"Whatcha sayin'?"

"Oh, nothing, you stupid noob."

"DON'T CALL MEH ZE NUUUB. I AM LEVL150!"

"Gratz n00b. And besides, I'm 170."

"Well, since the Black Mage ate that Fiery Burrito (yay my other-story reference) and created the Big Bang [not to be confused with what happens in the bedroom -Whut uuup?-(How I Met Your Mother ref.)], I just spammed Arrow Rain at Kru/Captains for a while, then I moved onto Ghost Pirates and Dual Ghost Pirates at 110 (this is a training place suggestion to those of you who are 110+). Anyways, 170…. GASP z0Mg r3ally? I MUZT WORSHIP YU."

Clang.

Mushdad fell unconscious as a giant darkish-colored sword knocked the back of his head.

Mushdad regained consciousness for a second to say "What was that for?"

"You worship no one except me cause I am teh awesomeness, k?"

"Ok" Mushdad fell unconscious again.

"Hello Madame Mushmom."

Mushmom looked up. "Huh? How'd you know who I was? The stupid author forgot to mention who knocked the back of this idiot's head."

"Because Sins are just that awesome."

"Tch. So stereotypical. Not all sins are awesome you know."

"Prove it."

Mushmom then pointed to a group of adolescents aimlessly throwing stars at what they thought was a Stumpy, but was actually just a plain old tree.

Author's Note: Didn't feel like continuing, so I'll just badly leave it there.