OMG! There is sooo much drama going on at school and people are starting to get on my last nerves! Like be real! Gawd! Oh and thank you to those who reviewed and added me to their alerts! I LOVE YOU ALL! So please keep on reviewing. And remember "Forget the cookies, the darkside has yaoi!" School is gonna be getting in my way to update so forgive me if I update a little late. And I didn't get to go to the movies to watch "The Roomate" with my friends! I really wanted to watch it! Damn parents! Hmph! :( Sorry for the rambling... Onward with the story!

DISCLAIMER!: I do not own Naruto, nor will I ever own him because Sasuke already claimed him... :(

WARNING: Very bad language... And Suigetsu is 18 years old...This is SasuNaru so if you don't like then leave! And there is yaoi!

Chapter 2- The Game Begins!

In the last chapter...

Everybody heard the door open, but not even a second later they heard a very ''manly'' scream come from the knuckleheads they call friends, and that scream echoed through the mansion.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Present...

Everyone ran to the door, Itatchi even had his sharingan activated. But when they got there they were all shot... by paintballs! (A/N: Hahahaha. I got you all there!) Yes, some of the most elite Konoha and Sand Village ninjas were shot by paint balls, and by the looks of it they were... defeated? But! There was another suprise. Infront of them, right outside the door was Suigetsu, Sasori, Deidara, Pein, Konan, Hidan, and Kakuzu, all holding paintball guns.

"We heard there was a party and we weren't invited." Suigetsu said, while a smirk crept it's way up his face. "So, we decided to crash it."

"YOU DICKHEADS!" Oh shit. Sam was pissed. "I'm gonna fucking kill all of you!" Scratch that, she was beyond pissed. She's a killing machine.

"Oh shit." Suigetsu looked terrified. "I need to protect my babies!"

Itatchi looked pissed because they ruined his beautiful carpet, but decided to help his foolish friends before they die. "Sam, baby, don't worry I'll take you shopping for new clothes while I go on a few errands this week, okay?"

Sam blushed. "It's not that Itatchi..."

"Then what is it?"

"It's just that... They got a pink paintball on me...'' Now she looked really embarrased, like, she was freaking RED! "And it wasn't even hot pink! Now if it was hot pink I wouldn't mind!"

"Whoa! Wait a minute!" Sakura yelled. "Does that mean you hate me?"

"NO! Why would you assume (1) that?"

"Well, my hair is pink!"

"No, I don't hate because your hair is pink! I don't hate you at all!"

"Oh... Okay then!"

"You know what," Itatchi said, "Since you guys, and girl, went through all this trouble to ambush my house then I guess you could stay the weekend... But I swear, if this paint does not come out my carpet I will wip your asses with a stick on fire and then burn you alive. Do you here me?"

"Yes sir!" They answered.

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Everyone is now waiting in the living room, talking and catching up with one another, while they waited for Sam to come down.

"I'm back!" Sam shouted, running down the stairs.

"You never left." Sasuke, with his smart ass mouth, said.

"Yes I did! I went up stairs!"

"Well we should celebrate. With your lazy ass you might have been to lazy to have come back down , but wait, your dear boyfriend is down here and you wanted a fuck buddy to be around besause your so desprate for attention."

"You little dipshit! Stop being so angsty all the time and live! And atleast I'm in a relationship! Atleast Itatchi had the guts to ask me out! Your scared the person you like won't accept you! You don't have to be all the goddamn time!"

"What?" Naruto shouted. "Sasuke you like someone! I'm your best friend and you never told me! Who is it?"

"Uhhh..." Oh shit. Is what Sasuke was thinking right now. "Sooo, Sam why did you go upstairs again?" Close one.

"Well, I went to get a beer bottle from my room so we can play spin the bottle! And I got the box."

"I'm out." Sasuke said.

"Nope. No one is leaving 'till I say so. Now, who's ready to play?"

"Okay, but are there any rules?" Kiba asked.

"Yes," Sam said, "But someone should write this down."

"I WILL!" Naruto shouted.

"No, I will, because we all know your handwriting looks like chicken scratch." Sasuke said.

"Teme!"

"Hn. Dobe."

"Ok so here are the rules," Sam said, "1. If you don't do the dare you have to pick something out of the box. And trust me it will be worse than the dare... 2. NO INCEST! So that means Neji can't do anything to Hinata and vice versa, because that would just be downright nasty, the same goes for Ita-chan and Sasu-chan. 3-"

"Bwuahahaha!" Naruto and Kiba laughed.

"What's so funny?"

"You...hahaha... said Sasu... HAHAHA... Sasu-chan!" Naruto tried to say.

Sasuke growled, "Dobe shut up. Your just jealous because you can't call me that!"

Naruto's cheeks turned a light pink, then jealousy flashed through his eyes as he pointed his finger at Sasuke, "AM NOT!"

Sasuke smirked, an evil smirked. "Are too," he stated calmly.

"AM FUCKING NOT!"

"Are too."

"FUCK YOU!"

"Is that an offer?"

"..."

"Okayyy... As I was saying," Sam said, "Rule 3... DAMN IT! I forgot what I was going to say! Thank you guys soooo much!"

"Fuck it! Let's just start already!" Kiba said.

"Fine, I'll go first!" Sam called.

"NO!" Sasuke, Itatchi, Sasori, Deidara, Pein, Konan, Hidan, and Kakuzu all shouted.

"Why not?" Ino said.

"Have you ever played with her before?" Itatchi said, "Every time she visited the Akatsuki hideout she got bored and forced us to play spin the bottle and... let's just say bad things happened... So, Shikamaru you go first."

"Fine... Troublesome." Sam handed Shikamaru the bottle. He spinned it and it landed on... Kiba. "I dare you to... make-out with Naruto for 3 minutes."

"WHAT?" Kiba and Naruto shouted.

"It's either that or you pick out a new dare from the box." Sam said.

"Kiba," Itatchi said, "It's better to do the dare, trust me the dares in the box are worst than it. Trust me I was sitting next to her watching TV while she was writing them."

"Bu- but- BUT I'M NOT GAY!"

"Just do the fucking dare so we can get on with the fucking game!" Hidan said.

"Fine!"

"What? Don't I get a say in this?" Naruto said.

"No."

"Fine! But if he tries to feel me up I'm smacking his lips off his face!"

Everyone stared as Naruto sat on top of Kiba and start to kiss him. And within 3 seconds they were sucking each others tongues and biting the others lips. Kiba put his hands around Naruto's waste and Naruto put his arms around Kiba's neck. They kept going at it until Shikamaru said time was up. They broke apart panting and gagging.

"Naruto, dude, I love yuh but let's never mention this again."

"Agreed."

What no one saw was that Sasuke was pissed off, but they felt the dark aura around them.

"Okay Kiba it's your turn."

Kiba spun the bottle and it landed on Sakura. Kiba smiled an evil smile. "Sakura I dare you to put ice down your bra for five minutes. And let's all go to the kitchen and watch her do it so I can tell her how much ice to put in."

"Fine! But watch what I'm gonna do to you later Kiba!"

They all went to the kitchen and Sakura walked to the freezer. She opened it and took out a handful of ice and stuffed it down her bra.

"Cold! COLD! COLD!"

"Nu- uh, Sakura I didn't say stop."

"FUCK YOU!" She kept screaming 'COLD!' while putting more ice down her bra. After 5 minutes of doing this Kiba said, finally, stop. She ran to the bathroom, unhooked her bra and let the ice fall to the floor. Itatchi said he didn't mind since it's just water.

"Sakura, it's your turn," Sam said.

Sakura spun the bottle and it landed on... Sasuke.

(1)- Some one told me to never use the word assume... cuz, ass-u-me

Sorry people but I have to end it here... I have a test tomorrow and my mom keeps asking me what I'm doing on my laptop all morning and I can't possibly tell her "Oh, I'm just writing stories with two dudes making out and a girl stuffing ice down her bra and it probably might get worse later on." Sooo... yeahh, you see my problem... So I got to go, my mom is on my case as I type. I love you all and PLEASE REVIEW!