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Chapter 3: We are so dead.
The Akatsuki just stood there for a moment, not quite sure what to do. Then the silence was broke.
"So... what now, yeah?
Itachi spoke then. "They do have very important information that could prove useful to the organization. Not to mention the position's in the villages."
"Or the bounties." (Guess who.)
"We should talk to Lord Pain first." Kisame was not about to take chances.
Without a warning Pain activated the jutsu he used to talk to Hidan and Kakuzu during their fight against Team 10.
"Where are you, you were should have reported over an hour ago." Pain got right to the point.
"We ran into a little trouble, but this could turn into something good for us, yeah." Deidara decided to talk first.
"What kind of trouble? And how could this be good for us?"
"We were on our way to report when we ran into 5 leaf ninja and 1 sand ninja. Though according to how are fights went the might have some valuable information, especially on jinchuriki."
" Well this could prove useful. Bring them to the base." With that Pain cut the connection.
The members nodded to each other and each grabbed one of them.
Itachi had Sakura, Ten Ten was hanging on Kisame's sword, Kakuzu had Hinata by the neck of her jacket, Anko was on top of Hidan's sith, Tobi and Deidara had Temari and Ino on one of Deidara's big birds. As they moved they moved Itachi kept staring at Anko, all those snakes he had recognized. Unfortunately this did not go unnoticed by Kisame.
"Why do you keep looking at that freaky snake lady.?" Kisame had grin on his face.
"You just said it in your sentence. Snakes. Those techniques, they reminded me way to much of Orochimaru." Itachi stated the oblivious.
Every single Akatsuki member looked at Anko's limp form, Then at the same time shuddered. They were all making connections, Her liking her kunei before attacking, summoning, Shadow Snake Hands.
"Let's not even go there." Kisame stated bluntly.
They all nodded in agreement and continued to walk in silence, it was to quiet. To quiet.
"Hidan, why aren't you talking are ears off?" Kakuzu knew this was not normal for Hidan.
"I think when I hit him in the jaw it broke." Everyone looked to see Ino sitting up and rubbing her head.
"That jutsu should have you unconscious for at least a few hours." Itachi said.
"I'm a Yamanaka we specialize in mind techniques, so naturally we have strong minds, but I still have a headache the size of Lady Tsunade's temper. " Ino stated almost smug.
Meanwhile Hidan was glaring at her since he couldn't swear. Kakuzu couldn't help but laugh.
"Looks like someone finally got you to shut up." Kakuzu was having the best day of his life.
"Speaking of which, Tobi is being so quiet it makes me think he is about to jump me, yeah." Deidara looked over his shoulder at Tobi.
Everyone looked at Tobi to see him holding his mask, there was a big crack across it.
"Looks like Temari made quick work of him. Ino said with a smirk. But then again better Temari than Sakura, she's better at destroying things than Temari, but I don't have to tell you that now do I? And if my guess is right Sakura will be next to wake up, after all she can push me out of her head and still stand. That is not a very easy thing to do."
Before anyone could blink Ino made a hand sign aimed at Ten Ten. With a jolt Ten Ten's head flew up causing her to fall of the Kisame's sword landing on the ground.
"Ino what the heck did you just do?"
"Waking you up sleepy head." Ino stated as if it was the most oblivious thing in the world.
"Why didn't you just wake up one of the others?" Ten Ten was not happy.
Ino started rambling."Number 1: Anko would have strangled me with snakes. Number 2: Temari would get herself killed by bomb boy in the condition she is now. Number 3: Hinata would blush and feint." Ino said it all in one breath.
"Good point." Ten Ten and Ino then noticed the Akatsuki were staring at them.
"I'm getting on the bird." Ten Ten stated as she got up and jumped on the bird.
"That was unexpected, I half thought you were going to try to run off." Kisame said with a rather confused look on his face.
"You think I am going to leave my best friends alone with you guys, you aren't very smart are you?" Ten Ten said like it was the most oblivious thing in the world. "But one thing Ino, why didn't you wake up Sakura, I mean she has a good head on her shoulders."
"Anko."
"Oh yeah, kinda forgot."
"Who the **** is Anko?" Hidan's jaw had just healed, stupid immortals. Kakuzu's happy day just ended.
"The lady on your sith." Ino said glaring.
Just as she said that, Anko was jolted from her slumber with a jolt of pain coming from her neck. Anko fell off the sith and landed on the ground curled up in a ball of pain hands clutching her neck.
"Anko!" Ten Ten shouted, Ino was already on the ground by Anko.