Lemony: Ok, I'm tired…and that's about it…

Izuru Kira ran as fast as his legs would take him back to his dorm. He was leaping over freshman and dodging Greek house members. He hadn't realized his backpack was open and papers where flying in all directions as he zipped through the college campus, Izuru didn't care, he had to get to his dorm! Once he reached the door he fumbled around for his key and hurriedly put it in the door, turning so hard the metal key almost broke. He jetted down the hallway making it to his dorm door. He practically broke the door down trying to get inside, once he got through the threshold he saw his dorm mate, Gin, sitting at the desk obviously deep in thought.

"NOOOOOO!" Izuru hollered, he startled the fox-faced man.

"Izuru? What the hell?"

"No! No! No! No! No!" Izuru repeated breathlessly, "You and Rukia…again?"

Oh news travels fast.

"Absolutely not, as a matter of fact, I forbid it!" Izuru ranted, oh he remembered those little events crystal clear. First Gin was having wet dreams and waking him up at all hours of the night, then he and Orihime found Gin and Rukia bucket-naked unconscious in her dorm on the floor!

Izuru refused to go through that again!

"As much as I love you as a father-figure, Izuru," Gin began mocking the tormented blonde, "We've already started. You did all that running for nothing, we're already going to dinner tonight."

Izuru visibly deflated, well all he could say was he tried. He refused to get involved with this again. It would most likely end the same way: with Gin and Rukia unconscious on the floor. He wouldn't say word, he would just sit back and watch as the two destroyed each other. Just as Izuru was about yell his lungs out, they both heard a knock at the door.

Now who could that be?

Izuru answered and recognized the knocker, it was the Track Coach Zaraki.

"Kira!" He yelled at the blonde who stumbled back, "I saw you running! Why aren't you I on the track team?"

"I um…uh…" Izuru stammered, honestly he didn't want to run track, but Coach Zaraki had a way of 'persuading' people.

"I want you on the track first thing tomorrow morning!" Zaraki yelled, Izuru gulped and nodded.

"Hey, Izuru," Gin said smirking, "Isn't your next class in five minutes?"

Izuru's eyes went wide when he looked at his watch.

"DAMMIT!" Izuru shouted leaping over Coach Zaraki and taking off down the hall.

"Your running hurdles Kira!" Coach said running after him.

Gin arched an eyebrow at the display, there was always something happening at LWA University. Once all had quieted down, Gin thought back to his dinner date with Rukia. What he do? What would he say? What would she and what would she say?

This was nothing more than a giant game of chess, trying to predict the latter's moves.

He thought back to how Rukia used simple means of teasing, his mind traced back to lollipop she used on him. Yes, that was a good move, but Gin knew about now she lost the element of surprise on that end. Then there was how she dressed, there wasn't much Gin could do about that. What else was there? Really not much. But knowing Rukia she'd find something to use against him, but whatever that something was, Gin knew he had to be ready for anything!

~Meanwhile~

Rukia returned to her dorm absolutely fuming. She slammed the door so hard she startled her dorm mate, Orihime Inoue.

"I heard what happened." Orihime said smirking, Rukia glared at her.

"Don't start, Inoue."

Orihime opened her mouth to speak but quickly shut it once she heard Rukia's icy tone.

"Well what did happen, Grouchy Pants?" Orihime teased, Rukia rolled her eyes.

"Gin Ichimaru is what happened." Rukia began snatching her pillow off her bed and burying her face in it. "Why me? Just why?" She said into the pillow, Orihime smiled broadly.

"Maybe its fate," She said, Rukia's head snapped off the pillow and looked at her friend as if crabs where crawling out of her ears.

"Don't even joke like that." Rukia said weakly contemplating her situation.

Gin wanted a dinner date.

Dammit all, what was she suppose to do? How was she suppose to best him, it was hard the first time trying to do it!

"Do what you did last time," Orihime said hopefully, "Just tease him."

Well that was easier said then done. The question was: How? Rukia was never one to give repeat performances. She was a visionary who always came up with something original. She remembered how she teased him horribly with that lollipop thing, and then the striptease drove him nuts. But what of now? What could she do that Gin would suspect, sure he probably expected her to dress real sexy (which she was) but what to do with herself once she oozing sexuality. If there was a guide on 'How to Tease A Man Over Dinner' Rukia would have her nose buried in it because Chivalry is dead and gone and common decency shot straight to hell.

"Before you start that 'I'm a visionary' speech just hear me out. You can dress reall sexy, tease him, but put some…spice on it.

Spice? Rukia considered it, yes that could work out in favor…She shot off the bed and began to rummage through the closet searching for something to wear for her date.

"Orihime Inoue, you're a genius."

Orihime grinned from ear to ear, "Yes, I am."

One way or another, dinner was going to be very interesting…

Lemony: Ooooohhhh, scandalous! Shame on me! These two just don't know when to quit. But I guess we'll find out what happeneds at dinner…*smirks evilly*…REVIEW!