Wicked: Hello, hello readers. *smirks evilly* *twiddles fingers evilly*

Awesome: We wanna play a game with you, *smirks*

Lemony: We all had a hand in writing this chapter, here's the game: If you can figure out who wrote which one-liner I'll write you a one-shot! Good luck readers, and enjoy the chappy…

After coming down from his near-orgasmic high, Gin slumped back to his dorm with his tail between is legs and head bowed in defeat. Rukia had gotten him so riled up, and then so close, and then bested him. That little raven-minx.

How in heaven and earth was Gin supposed to get even with that? He needed something, like an ace in the whole.

Or a bloody miracle.

But what? What could he do to get her back while doing everything short of fucking her stupid? Not much really.

~The Next Day~

Gin had been hanging out in the campus gym. He remembered the last time he as here and accosted Rukia in the women's locker room. God, he got an aching hard on every time he thought of her wrapped in a towel quivering beneath him. But he let her sweat it our for a moment before threatening her and then turning her loose. Rukia was so cute when she was scared in Gin's opinion.

Here he was, on the bench press working his arms up and down lifting weights, it seemed as if working out took his mind off things for a while. Once he finished his exercise he grabbed his towel and dabbed sweat from his forehead while heading to the men's locker room. He passed the Yoga Center and had to do a double-take, there was Rukia with a group of girls in their yoga session.

What is it with chicks and yoga?

Gin stopped and watched for a moment as Rukia twisted her little body into amazing angles. It made for some interesting thoughts on Gin's part. She must not have known he was there. Then Gin's brain hatched an idea…

A deliciously brilliant idea.

He stealthily crept into the women's locker room on a scavenger hunt for anything he could use against Rukia. Gin set about cracking the locks on the lockers and going through them, searching for Rukia's stuff. Opening locked lockers isn't hard, all you have to do is distribute your weight on each side until the locks loosened, thus opening the locker but not making it look vandalized. This trick even works for combination locks.

Gin had gone through just about every locker until he found one with a bunny backpack.

"Rukia," Gin thought shaking his head, the silver-haired man unzipped it and rifled through the contents. He found her dorm key and smirked, nothing of interest was in the locker…but maybe her dorm would hide some of her secret, after all, nothing is more personal than someone's bedroom.

Gin placed the key in his pocket and jolted to Rukia's dorm. Upon arrival he found the dorm empty, void of any persons. He locked the door from the inside and looked around at the bright colors and numerous throw-pillows.

Definitely a girl's dorm.

He didn't have to guess which bed was Rukia's, the bunny bedcoverings kinda gave it away. Gin rummaged through the drawers but found nothing of interest. It wasn't until Gin looked under Rukia's bed that he found something interesting…

Rukia's diary!

The little pink book was like a piece of solid gold to Gin. All Rukia's little secrets would be revealed to him. The fox-faced man was so happy he could do a jig! Just as he was about to crack open the treasure chest of secrets, Gin heard the doorknob rattle.

"Dammit!" He thought rolling under Rukia's bed. He held his breath as a set of feet cross the room.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Gin thought, there was one more person in the room. whoever they where, Gin could tell it was a male and female by their feet.

"Izuru…" He heard the female moan,

"Orihime?" He thought, just what the hell was going on!

The feet shuffled across the room and left the floor, Gin heard the springs in Orihime's bed.

"Ow, watch my head Orihime your boobs are lethal weapons!" Gin heard Izuru chide, holly crap on a stick! Was everyone losing their damn mind! Were the sexual urges finally getting to everyone like some bio-hazard that was spread through the air?

"Sorry," She said, "Let me make it all better…"

After that there was nothing but moaning, groaning, bed springs creaking, and a crazed thumping sound. Gin had to clasp a hand over his hand to keep from snickering, he was turning blue in the face and tears welled up in his eyes. This wasn't arousing, it was funny as hell in a weird sort of way.

How would you respond if you were stuck under a bed forced to her your best friend fucking?

"Lord, why me?" Gin thought, Orihime and Izuru went at it for a long-ass time!

"Izuru, you dog." Gin mused quickly losing his patients, he really didn't want to hide under Rukia's bed all night. After about two long, lying stiff on his stomach hours Gin heard snoring.

He cautiously peeked his head from under the bed and found the couple asleep with Izuru's arm thrown over Orihime in a possessive manner. He shook his head and crept towards the door only to see the door handle rattling again. Gin hastily ducked into the closet right as Orihime was stirring.

Gin was breathing shallowly. Orihime rubbed her eyes and cover herself in bed sheets. She opened the door to see Rukia, the raven-haired girl raised an eyebrow then looked at a snoozing Izuru.

"Hey, you have Gin." Orihime joked, Rukia nodded. She understood Orihime and Izuru had a 'thing' going o. She didn't ask any questions, Orihime was getting hers, who was she to chastise?

"Have you seen my dorm key?" Rukia asked still smirking, Orihime shook her head no.

"Nope, I'll leave mine on the door frame so you can get in later." Orihime yawned, Rukia nodded.

"Alright, I'll get lost…you seem busy." Rukia teased, Orihime smiled broadly looking back at a stirring Izuru.

"Yes I am." Orihime replied,

"Have fun…and no babies." Rukia joked turning to leave. Gin was sitting on his knees in the closet, he heard the whole thing through the slightly opened door.

He shook his head, if he wasn't mistaken, Izuru didn't mind waking up in a two girl's dorm bucket-naked.

Hell, Gin wouldn't mind either.

But he couldn't think about a ménage-e-three right now, he had bigger problems.

Like how to get out of the damn closet!

In the words of , he was up in the closet.

Gin sat there for three more hours while Izuru and Orihime humped like rabbits during mating season. He was extremely uncomfortable sitting on shoes.

Gin could swear a heel was trying to rape him.

Finally things quieted down and Gin crawled out of the stuffy closet. Izuru and Orihime were fast asleep, Gin stealthily placed Rukia's dorm key in her bedside table. He continued to crawl until he got to the door. He froze when he heard Izuru snort, he crawled swiftly making it to the door and managing to get the hell out of there with the diary in hand!

Gin sat up against the wall, he was heaving for air from the adrenaline rush he got.

That was a suicide mission!

Could you imagine what the fuck might have happened if he had been busted?

But he didn't get caught! Ha!

"And that's why I'm the fox," Gin thought victoriously, he stood and sprinted back to his dorm clutching the diary against his chest.

For the first time in his life, Gin Ichimaru was going to read a book from cover to cover!

Lemony: So readers, think you got the lines figured out?

Wicked: Hmmm, I know there are a few lines that might confuse me…

Awesome: Ya' gotta love us when we play silly games, it makes the chapter more interesting.

Lemony: Lets all give Awesome a hand for coming up this challenge, we'll tell you all the winners in the next chappy!..REVIEW!