Lemony: DUN DUN DUNNNA DUUUUHHH! And we're back to announce the winners of our challenge!
Awesome: Thanks, for playing guys. This challenge was a little difficult, but that was the point.
Wicked: And the winner is…
Gin curled in bed reading Rukia's diary like it was published work by Nora Roberts. He felt very feminine sitting in his bed with the covers up to his waist, in his pajamas, and cup of hot tea. It was actually very relaxing, no wonder girls read for fun. Rukia's diary was real page-turner. The girl had put most of her intimate thoughts into the little book, and those thoughts where currently being read by Gin. Rukia even drew pictures in her diary.
Gin liked a book with pictures, even though they where poorly drawn.
He had read over the parts of their previous challenges and where she came up with the RedHots trick.
"Damn Lifetime." Gin thought, that damn women's TV was giving Rukia all kinds of ideas to use against him! It was then Gin turned to the section where Rukia wrote most her of dirty little fantasies.
Gin's eyes went wide at a few of the things she wanted, some of it was a bit…deviant. He would peg Rukia as the type to like certain things.
"This is better than the Kama Sutra," Gin thought immediately getting hard at some of the entries. The one about the use of food during intercourse was especially interesting…
Who knew Rukia was a super-freak?
Gin's mouth was getting dry at some of the things Rukia was suggesting, good lord this girl was destined for hell if she kept this up. Gin supposed it was better to write out your sexual urges than acting upon them (Lemony: haha, Fanfiction!) . He made a mental note to get a diary soon. Gin was half way through the little pink book when something caught his attention.
Gin read the entry, his eyes skimming from side to side quickly drinking in every word on the page written in perfect cursive. His cock nearly ripped through his pajama pants…
Oh, he had Rukia now…
~Meanwhile~
Rukia was losing her damn mind! Her diary was gone! Her little book of secrets wasn't in its usual hiding place! She was going into conniption fits, tearing the dorm apart in search for her property. Now where the hell could her diary have gone! She was frantic and was questioning Orihime if she had seen it. It was then she remembered Izuru had been there earlier! Gin and Izuru where best friends…he was in her dorm…now her diary was gone…
All this was pointing to one person…Gin motherfucking Ichimaru! Rukia gritted her teeth together, Izuru was going to have another laptop flying his way if he had something to do with this!
Rukia stormed out of her dorm and headed straight for Gin's dorm. She stomped so hard the ground shook beneath her. Her fist clenched tightly to the point of her knuckles turning white, her shoulders hunched. Rukia was ready to pounce on anything silver-haired.
Hell hath no wrath like a woman who can't find her diary.
When she got to Gin's dorm she pounded on the door with both fists. Both Gin and Izuru jumped at how hard the pounding was happening. They exchanged looks.
"I know you're in there you asshole!" The heard Rukia shout, Gin eyes were as wide as saucers. Izuru sat frozen at the desk. Gin rolled of his bed and onto the floor and rolled under his own bed. He was getting sick and tired of this bed shit! Gin scuffled to get secure under the bed.
"I'm not here." He whispered worriedly to Izuru hearing more pounding, Gin's heart skipped at beat. Rukia was foaming at the mouth trying to get into that damn door to rip Gin a new hole! And if Izuru got in the way, he'd be next dammit! Rukia was so made her eye was twitching! Rukia wasn't pounding the door anymore, she was trying to break the bitch down! Someone was getting hurt tonight if she didn't get her diary!
"I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING!" Rukia shouted from the other side of the door, her words on were fire, she was like a fire-breathing dragon ready to destroy Camelot. Izuru gulped and got up to face the She-Hulk. As soon as he opened the door a pair of tiny hands snatched him his shirt collar and wrestled him into the dorm slamming him against the wall hoisting him up so that his feet where off the floor.
"WHERE IS IT?" Rukia yelled, Izuru was delirious at the amount of force she was using.
"W-where's what?" Izuru stammered to a crazed-eyed Rukia, she slammed him into the wall again making the blonde wince.
Rukia was strong for a tiny woman.
"MY DIARY DAMN YOU!" Rukia continued to yell not realizing how loud she really was. This kind of behavior could get her kicked out of school, but the horrible sad truth was the fellow inhabitants of the dorm where scared to death to call campus security.
"I-I-I don't know, I swear to God Rukia! Put me down and we can talk about this!" Izuru cried finally fearing for his life, he would be sure to kick Gin's ass later but right now he had a pissed off, fire-breathing bitch on his ass.
Gin was under the bed breathing shallowly, he should have known Rukia would react this way. He had stolen her property after all, and something as personal as a diary is cause enough for murder. Izuru Kira wasn't afraid of much, but a woman pissed off…yeah he was scared of that.
Women are lethal when angry.
Rukia studied him, her eyes shaking in anger. Izuru was scared for his life and trembling against the wall, Rukia could have thrown out the window for heaven sakes! Rukia scowled evilly before slowly letting Izuru down, The blonde let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, Rukia's eyes stayed locked on him.
Izuru really had no fucking idea what the hell was happening, he just knew it involved Gin and Rukia and somehow he had gotten caught in the crossfire.
Rukia visibly deflated, but she still suspected Izuru of having a hand in this.
"Fine," Rukia seethed thru gritted teeth, then she smirked evilly, "If you see Gin give him this for me,"
SSSSLLLLAAAAAPPPP!
Gin winced once he heard the slapping sound, Rukia sure was angry. Poor Izuru, but he took one for the team. He heard Rukia stomp out of the dorm and rolled from under the bed. Izuru stood frozen in the middle of the room with his hand on his cheek, he was fair-skinned so had pretty good sized hand print adorning the side of his face. He looked at Gin with murder in his eyes rubbing his cheek.
"Hey Gin," The blonde began evilly, "Rukia left you something, let me give it to you…"
With that Gin got chased around the tiny dorm by the blonde man. On a good day, Gin could normally outrun Izuru but thanks to his track training Izuru ran like a man on fire.
Technically, his cheek was on fire.
Izuru was hell-bent on catching Gin and slapping him silly! This bullshit with Rukia had gone waaay to far.
"You need to get your girl Gin!" Izuru hollered as the two men jumped over their beds with Izuru in hot pursuit of Gin. "This is bullshit! How do I get hurt because of your stupid self! Fool! Fuck that woman then leave her alone, dammit! I want this shit to END!"
Gin nearly tripped from jumping over the beds with Izuru's murderous determination to get at him.
Why was everyone trying to kill him? But as soon as he got Rukia underneath him, it all be over and he'd be the winner!
If only he could get away from Izuru!
Lemony: Before we announce the winner, we'll reveal our lines. My was line: "…While Izuru and Orihime humped like rabbits during mating season…" The rabbit part should have been a dead give away!
Awesome: My line was simple: "What is it with chicks and yoga?" Lol, mine should have been the easiest! Yoga is NOT a work-out, I don't care what anyone says.
Wicked: Mine was four simple words: "Or a bloody miracle." The 'bloody' part was your clue.
Lemony: And the winner is cazcappy for getting 2/3 of those lines.
Wicked: HA! Didn't get mine! Nah, nah, na, na, nah! Lol, just kidding caz, I know you Hufflepuffs can be sensitive…*rotflol* Bask in the glory that is Slytherin! *lmfao*
Awesome: And that's my challenge, the moral of this challenge: sharp eyes win all!
Reader's challenge (Written by Lemony): I had so much fun doing this challenge with you guys, I devised one of my own! This one is for loyal readers (don't flame me if don't want to play) Here's the challenge: If Me, Wicked, and Awesome where trapped on a deserted island and only had one type of breakfast cereal, what would they be?
Wicked's hint: Vampires love this cereal because of its chocolaty flavor.
Lemony's hint: Yellow, big box, honey flavored, made by Post not Kellogs.
Awesome's hint: They're grrrrreeeatt! (If you don't get this your stupid as hell)
Good luck readers…REVIEW! (and let me know if you think the challenges are fun, if not I'll stop)