Yes, I managed to finish before going to sleep! Enjoy=)


It was 8:00AM when Sakura woke up to the sun glaring at her through the window blinds of the shabby hotel. She sat up and stared blankly at the wall, still in a sleepy daze. Looking around the room, her gaze stopped at a black and silver mess on the ground and when her sight began focusing the mess magically turned into Kakashi. Lazily, Sakura finally got off the bed to kick Kakashi's side to make sure he was alive. Her only response was a grunt and a shift. "Dumbass," muttered Sakura as she walked towards the bathroom. As she began stripping herself, she had flashbacks of the previous night. Angrily mumbling to herself, Sakura lethargically turned the shower on and stepped in. For a few minutes, she just stood in the hot water, letting the kinks and aches wash away. Sakura began shampooing her hair with a green tea scented shampoo and let her mind wander.

'Is there something wrong with me? How come everyone just wants to have sex with me? Why am I never a target for their affection? Why am I always the friend with benefits, but never the lovable girlfriend? And why is it that every asshole I come across finishes before me?' She began soaping herself and remembered how close she was last night. Every thrust, short breath, and moan…she unconsciously lowered her hand towards her sex. Rubbing her clit with her thumb, Sakura pushed a finger in and took in a short breath while capturing her lower lip with her teeth, lightly biting down. And then Kakashi decided it was the best time to burst in.

Quickly pulling her hand out, Sakura screamed, "Kakashi, are you fucking serious right now! Get the fuck out. RIGHT. NOW."

He glanced at her and rushed to the toilet and she heard the glorious sound of him retching. Sakura turned off the water and grabbed the towel. Stomping out of the restroom, Sakura was fuming that he had the balls to barge into the bathroom when she was showering for a second time. When he stumbled out Sakura threw his beloved Icha Icha book at his dick with the aim of a true ninja. His eye widened and he grabbed his crotch while lowering himself to the ground, barely holding in his whimpers.

'Don't whimper. Can't whimper. I'll be the laughing stock of Konoha. God damn, my stomach hurts too.' Kakashi closed his eyes and stayed down until Sakura had left the room. As soon as he heard the door close he began to moan. 'What a fucking way to start my morning'

It was 10:00AM and Sakura was sitting on the floor of her hotel room, waiting for the boys. She kept up her occasional glares at Kakashi and he continuously flinched under it and unconsciously placed his hands above his crotch. When Sasuke and Naruto walked in, they began to lay out the plan for the night. Tonight was to be the second event and they were talking about the progress that they had made.

"Aoi and her mother mentioned that Kaito may be involved with something dangerous, but I'm not a hundred percent on it," announced Sasuke.

"And Fuyu's wife was mentioning to someone that the 'Daisuke' problem had been taken care of," said Naruto. He was obviously pleased that he had better information than Sasuke. "I think it's safe to say that Fuyu is involved for sure!"

"Hideaki's wife said something along those lines also, so I think it's safe to say that Hideaki is also involved," murmured Kakashi, wearily watching Sakura from the corner of his eye.

"Well, I'll have you know that all of them are involved and that I killed Ryuu last night." Sakura smirked when she saw the blank expression that had glazed the eyes of her teammates. "I heard them whispering about it last night and I took the initiative to kill one of them. Tonight, we'll end the mission. Sasuke and Naruto will each take one man and Kakashi will make sure no one notices a thing. I will take one man as hostage, so we can interrogate him in case there is anyone else involved"

They stared at her in amazement as she stood up and walked away. She was about to leave until she heard Sasuke. "What makes you think you're the team leader? I'm pretty sure it was Kakashi. Just because you killed the first target does not mean that you're team leader," snarled Sasuke. "No, she's right. Her plan sounds good and I have no objections. At least she's the one who took initiative instead of getting mediocre information and just getting laid," retorted Kakashi.

Sakura hurried out the door, barely controlling her seething anger. 'Just one more day of this bull shit, Sakura. Pull yourself together.' She spent the rest of the day outside.

As night approached, Sakura quietly walked back to the hotel to change into another dress and spend one last night in this god-forsaken village. Kakashi was already changed when she walked into the room and he was wearing black slacks, a white dress shirt, and a black bow tie. She laughed, "Wow…the great copy ninja in a bow tie. That's cute." Kakashi glowered at her but his expression became stunned as she began stripping herself in front of him. 'This has to be a dream. Fortunately, this may be one of the best dreams of my life,' thought Kakashi. Clearing his throat, he asked, "Eh, Sakura-chan…what exactly are you doing?" She glanced at him before bending over to rummage through her bag for the black dress. "Honestly, you've seen me practically naked once and butt naked once, I'm pretty sure you can handle this, damn perv," replied Sakura. His mouth went dry when he saw Sakura's ass in nothing but a pair of cherry red boy shorts.

"By the way, go check the pocket of my shorts. I have a little surprise for you," said Sakura. Kakashi's mind automatically went to condoms and lube, but when he reached in the object he pulled out was even better. "A LIMITIED EDITION ICHA ICHA! When? How? Where?" frantically yelled Kakashi. Sakura laughed, "I was browsing around and saw it. I figured you might like it, so I went ahead and bought you a copy. You should have seen the face of the cashier; I'm sure he thought I was a nympho. He even tried to get my number." For some reason, Kakashi found that he didn't particularly enjoy the fact that some boy was getting at Sakura. He didn't have enough time to even thoroughly fume because as he was really getting upset Sakura had called his name, breaking him from his thoughts. "Hey, can you zip up my dress?"

She was standing in front of the mirror applying eyeliner. He slowly approached her and drank in the sight of the back of her strapless lacy, black bra. He licked his lips as he slowly zipped it up and quickly stepped away when he was done to prevent any actions he might regret later. 'This is going to be a long night' thought Kakashi.

The four of the walked towards the second party and went inside. The team automatically split into three different directions. Sakura grabbed a glass of water and began approaching Fuyu and she spotted Naruto approach Hideaki while Sasuke went towards Kaito. As the night progressed, Sakura saw how easily she was affecting Fuyu. She had started off with shy conversations to light touches to the arm and then to suggestive smiles and flirty eyes. She glimpsed Naruto escorting an extremely drunk Hideaki outside. 'Second target down.'

"Sakura-san, how is it that a beautiful lady as yourself happens to be single?" asked Fuyu. She lowered her eyes and allowed an easy blush creep to her face as she quietly spoke, "Fuyu-san, you're too kind. I've been called many things, but beautiful isn't one of them." He grinned, "And what exactly have you been called?" She slowly looked into his eyes and dropped them slowly to his feet and back to his eyes, as if she was looking through his clothing. Sakura leaned a little closer to him and said, "well Fuyu-san, I haven't exactly been given a official nickname, but I've been told that I was good in…bed." She turned around and began strolling towards a table to retrieve some more water for herself. She scanned the room and saw Sasuke stalking Kaito to the restroom. 'Now we can leave'

Kakashi didn't like the way how Sakura had leaned so close to Fuyu. He grew even more upset as he saw Fuyu becoming flustered. His mood was darkening even more as he saw Fuyu approach her and press against her hard while stroking her arm.

"Sakura-san, why don't we go somewhere more…quieter?" breathed Fuyu into Sakura's ear. She turned her head slowly and stared at him while capturing her bottom lip between her teeth and nodding. He quickly ushered her outside and began dragging her to the nearest motel. Without hesitation, Fuyu asked for any room and threw the money on the counter, grabbing the key. In between kisses, he led Sakura towards the room and stepped in. He was about to paw at her breast until he felt a kunai at his neck. He froze up and before he could say anything, he was knocked unconscious.

When Fuyu woke up, he was tied down and he frantically looked around to see Sakura and two other ninjas. "Let me go! Do you know who I am!" roared Fuyu. He quieted down when he saw Sakura tapping a syringe to let the air out. She glanced at him and smiled, "Fuyu…san, you can either answer our questions or I can inject you with this poison that will kill you slowly and painfully. Not only will you suffer by yourself, but we will gag you so no one can come to your rescue." His eyes glazed over with fear as he stuttered out a sentence, "Wh— What do you want to know? I'll tell you everything, but please don't kill me." His eyes began to water.

"We know you were in the plan to kill Daisuke. Who else was involved?" said Kakashi. His voice was deathly quiet. "Ryuu, Hideaki, and Kaito were all involved. We needed to get rid of him because the next information he was giving out had to do with how we have been supplying the hidden village of Mist with weapons in return for free ninja bodyguards. Please, don't kill me," cried Fuyu. Sakura smiled at him and sauntered over to Fuyu. Sitting on his lap, she leaned forward and whispered, "guess what? We're killing you anyways." She jammed the needle into him and injected him with the poison, but fortunately for Fuyu, the poison killed immediately and without pain. He was dead within seconds.

Sakura got up and faced her teammates and said, "I know I'm not the team leader," she glared at Sasuke, "but we need to get to Konoha fast and tell Tsunade. This is urgent. We'll need to move fast. Let's go."

Without hesitation or argument, the four ninjas sped out of the motel and hastened to get back to their beloved village.