Aoi: chapter 32 of D&G where we find out who killed Godzilla!
Akai: your reading the chapter 35 summary you dummy!
Aoi: oh, whoops. I mean, we find out Mokuba's plan for world domination!
Akai: …close enough
"I can't believe I'm doing this,"
"Eiko, that about the fifth time you've said that." Mokuba said. They were at the house now and were standing in Seto's room. Kiba was having fun running around Seto's room. Since he wasn't there to kick him out.
"Yeah well I still can't believe I'm doing this," Eiko said looking down at him. Mokuba's words from back at the office were still ringing in her ears.
"You can pretend to be Seto!" Mokuba had said happily back at the office. "Then we'll just give Zigfreid a call and he'll back down!"
Eiko shook her head. She had no idea on how they were going to pull this off but Mokuba seemed confident.
"Ok," Mokuba said taking a pile of cloths out of Seto's closet. "Put these on." Mokuba said setting them on the bed. "They might be a bit big but we can always hem them." Mokuba started to walk towards the door. "I'll be back in a minute," he said and then left the room. Eiko sighed and sat on the bed, she picked up Kiba and rubbed his ears. Eiko looked over at the piles of cloths.
You know Eiko; you don't have to do this. Red said. 'Yeah, I know…' Eiko replied. Then why are you? 'I said that I would do anything to help Mokuba. This kind of goes under the category of 'anything.' Eiko set Kiba down on the bed. She lifted up one of the shirts. Eiko recognized it. I was a black turtleneck with dark blue belts on the sleeves. Eiko smirked, 'oh this should be fun.' Eiko thought to herself.
Mokuba came back a few minutes latter. Eiko was just slipping on one of the boots.
"Hey," Mokuba said when he walked in, a brown bag in his hands. "You're looking good. You should barrow that outfit from Seto more often." Eiko laughed,
"I think Seto is the only one who could pull this off," Eiko said getting up off the bed. She studded the outfit, only the pants had been a bit big but because the boots covered them no one would notice. Eiko remembered something. "Um, Mokuba…" Eiko stared to say. "Not to make you feel awkward but… what are wee going to do about…" Eiko pointed to her breasts "theses." The room was quite for a second, "Seto doesn't exactly have these." Eiko said finally.
"Don't worry, I have it under control." He set down the bag on Seto's dresser. He pulled out a pack of bandages. "To bind your chest." He explained, "There are directions on the pack."
"Thanks," Eiko said grabbing the bandages.
"Oh and these," he pulled out a small glass vial. "Contacts," he explained. "You know how to put them on right?" Eiko nodded her head. Mokuba handed Eiko the contacts and the wrap, Eiko when into the bathroom to put them on. After Eiko put on the contacts (not without much struggle and a few harsh cusses) she stared to put on the wrapping. Eiko and Mokuba stared talking thought the door.
"So what are we going to do about the hair?" Eiko asked.
"I was thinking about getting a wig, but it's hard to get realistic ones, especially in a certain stile." Mokuba explained. "We could hire a wig maker, but I can take weeks and we really don't have that much time." He explained further. Eiko finished the wrappings and put her shirt back on. She noticed out of the corner of her eyes a pair of scissors. Eiko looked at them for a second.
Eiko… Blue cautioned. Eiko started to walk towards them. Eiko Blue said in a more stern tone. Eiko picked up the scissors, Eiko what are you doing! Blue yelled.
"Anything to help Mokuba…" she murmured.
Eiko!
Mokuba leaned against his brother's bathroom door. 'What's taking her so long?' Mokuba wondered. Mokuba placed his hand on the doorknob.
"Eiko…" Mokuba said loud enough for her to hear from the other side of the door. "I'm coming in." he opened the door. Eiko turned to look at him, scissors in hand. "Whoa." Mokuba said when he saw Eiko. She had cut her hair to look like Seto's. With the blue contacts in her eyes and lack of, 'assets', Eiko was ore like Seto at this point.
"Whoa seems like a good word to describe this." Eiko said sheepishly.
"I can't believe you!" an annoyed voice said. The two turned to see and girl in a long, light blue dress. The dress was very Victorian looking, with dark blue lace linings and a choker neckline. She wore dark brown boots with laces that tided the look together, making it look like the girl had just come out of a copy of 'Gone With the Wind' instead of… well wherever she had come from.
"Blue?" Eiko said. The girl walked over to Eiko and tugged at her bangs." Look at this, you look like a boy!" she said angrily.
"Yeah, it's a pixy cut, a lot of girls have it these days," Eiko said.
"Not proper girls!" the girl said angrily.
"I'm with Blue on this one. Only because you look like Kaiba and its kind of freaking me out…" a girl with dark jeans, a white tank top and black high top shoes walked into the room. Eiko was about to argue when she realized that Mokuba hand met Red or Blue. Heck he didn't know they existed!
"Um, Mokuba this is…. Aoi and Akai! My um, sisters who are visiting!" Eiko said a bit to enthusiastically. Mokuba gave Eiko a weird look.
"I thought you only had one sister." He said promptly, "and you said she was blond."
"Um…" Eiko said trying to think of something to say. "I meat to say that their my… classmates!" Eiko could tell Mokuba wasn't falling for it.
"Your Red and Blue aren't you? Nice to met you," Mokuba said smiling.
"Same here, nice to finally meet you in the flesh!" Red said happily. Eiko wasn't sure what the whole 'flesh' thing meant, but she brushed it aside and assumed that Seto told Mokuba about Red and Blue.
"So, you guys really think I look like Seto?" Eiko asked. Red and Blue looked at each other for a moment.
"Yeah, I guess…." Red said.
"Kiba thinks your Seto," Mokuba commented.
"Now how could you possibly know that?" Blue asked. Mokuba pointed down at to the floor by Eiko. Eiko looked down, Kiba was biting the sole of Eiko's boot. There were small teeth marks from were Kiba had bitten in before.
"Kiba!" Eiko said razing her voice. "Bad dog!" Eiko said picking him up off the ground. Kiba looked up at Eiko shock. It was no doubt that if he could talk hew would be saying, 'what the hell? I thought you were Kaiba!'
"All right enough about how Eiko looks," Mokuba said seriously. "We kneed to go over the plan."
"I'll make lunch," Blue said.
"This is not lunch." Red said when lunch was done. "This is a friggen tea party!" Red said exasperated. The table had a white tablecloth and light pink doilies under each, small plate. There were four teacups, one for each person, and small sandwiches on a plate in the middle of the table. "We're not you dolls! Now make us some oden!" (Oden is a popular Japanese hot pot, which includes daikon radish, fish cakes, boiled eggs, yam cake, and more. They are simmered in kelp-based soup stock for hours. Its also Seto Kaiba's least favorite meal according to Wikipedia!) No one was really listening to Red, they just sat down and ate.
"So what's the plan Mokuba?" Eiko asked pouring herself some tea.
"Ok, so you'll call Zigfreid tomorrow. You'll shake him up a bit, tell him to back off, then we buy back the stock." Mokuba said simply biting into a sandwich."
"Eat with your mouth closed," Blue said sternly. Mokuba of coerce ignored her.
"Sounds good, but why do I have to look like Seto to make a phone call?" Eiko asked sipping her tea.
"Well actually we'll video chat him," Mokuba said.
"Why do that, doesn't it just make things more complicated?" Red asked grabbing all of the sandwiches off the plate in the center of the table.
"Don't be a glutton," Blue said.
"Well maybe if you made real food instead of doll food…."
"There's enough food for all of us!" Blue said setting down her teacup,
"At least make some nikuman!" (Steamed cakes with seasoned ground pork filling. Wikipedia doesn't mention it on Kaiba's page.)
"Anyway!" Mokuba said loudly hoping the two would shut up. "It would be easier to call Zigfreid but he might suspect that we're faking and continue with buying up our stock."
"You don't think Zigfreid has something to do with Seto's disappearance?" Eiko asked.
"I don't know, but from what we know it seems like my brother left at his free will. So I don't think so."
"Jerk," Red muttered. "Ok at least make some yudofu for crying out loud!" (A simple Japanese tofu hot pot)
"My brother is not a jerk!" Mokuba said defensively.
"Look kid," Red said crossing her arms. "He left you to take care of his billon dollar company without a trace. That's jerkish on many levels."
"My brother is not a-"
"Enough." Blue said sternly. "We have other things to worry about. Like what Eiko is going to say to Zigfreid."
"What do you mean?" Eiko asked. "Don't I just tell him to back off?"
"That's what you would say Eiko," Mokuba said. Red nodded,
"The kid is right. You kneed to talk to him like Kaiba would. You know, lack of respect for others, using harsh words, always thinking about himself…" Red said.
"Sorry Red, she kneed to talk like Seto, not like you on a good day." Eiko tried not to laugh but she couldn't stop herself. Mokuba had only known Red for about half-an-hour and he already had her dead on.
"Alright kid, I'll give you that one…" Red said gritting her teeth and smiling. "But I'm right, Kaiba doesn't like Zigfreid and would rather run around in a sailor moon costume than be all freiny-freiny with him. So lets get to work!"
Aoi: I got all of the Japanese dishes came from a website so I don't know how accurate they are. But I do know fact that Seto hates oden because it's in 'Yu-Gi-oh the Gospel of Truth' (I love how epic it sounds even thought it's a character info book) speaking of Kaiba, oh how many times I've seen you in a sailor moon costume (my desktop actually has him and the other yu-gi-oh boys in sailor moon ware too). There's even a fanficion about it called 'Kaiba on Sugar!' by 'lit by twilight.' Oh you know you want to read it! Well, its 10:30, I fell asleep last night at 12 because we had hotel problems, and I want to sleep….
So I will, sayonara!