Okay, welcome back guys. Okay, so I'm a little bit late, but only by… TWO YEARS! Oh my word, I am so so so so so so so so SO sorry you guys, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for this… okay, no I don't, I got lazy, then I forgot, then… Well, you get the picture. Anyway, I am sorry, on to the next announcement.
I had this idea way back when the lich had only made one appearance, so that's when it takes place in the AT universe. And Margaret is still here in the RS Universe.
Finally, to celebrate my return, I am heading over to the Pokemon universe soon to see how that turns out, so join me over there if it "tickles your fancy."
So, let's begin. After a long hiatus, I present you with "The Regular Adventure of Gumball."
"How can Dad eat so much?" The blue cat asks his orange fish brother. They had just arrived in Twin Peaks when Richard saw a meat shop and, of course, stopped to go inside. However, having just had breakfast, the two brothers had passed. Now, they wait outside for their father to come back out.
"I don't know, Mr. Dad just seems to love food!" The bipedal fish responds enthusiastically. "I wonder when he- Gumball? What are you looking at?" He stops, seeing his brother wide-eyed at a display window.
"Look at that board game! It looks amazing!" Gumball replies, not averting his eyes from the display window.
"What's it called?"
"Realm of Darthon" Gumball says, still entranced. Darwin joins him to gawk at the board game.
Meanwhile Richard runs out of the store gagging.
"That tasted horrible. That coming from me!" He yells. "I have to get out of this abyss!" He rushes into the car just as Gumball and Darwin turn around to see it drive off.
"Mr. Dad!"
"Dad!" They yell as they chase the car down the street but quickly lose sight of it. They both sigh and walk down the sidewalk in the opposite direction. "C'mon Darwin, maybe we can find a police station to phone home.
They continue walking for about 10 minutes, with no luck, until gumball suddenly speaks up. "Psst, Darwin, I think we have a shadow." They both turn around to see a completely covered man looking at them a few yards away. They continue to walk and quickly glance back to see him walking. Then, Gumball grabs Darwin's hand and begins to jog, seeing the man pick up the pace to match them. "Run Darwin run!" He yells as he and Darwin begin to sprint. Suddenly, he notices a water drop hit his face. And then another.
Rain pours down, quickly becoming a torrent, and Gumball and Darwin soon find themselves slipping across the wet sidewalk, before slipping down some stairs with a crash.
"Well, at least we have shelter." Darwin says, as the rain curtain stands feet away from them, the boys sheltered by an awning. Gumball chuckles Always like Darwin, thinking on the up side. Gumball jumps as he hears a door open behind him. He and Darwin turn to see a person standing in the doorway. It's a woman of average size, wearing and apron. She has read feathers, with a black comma on the side of her head.
"Oh, you poor things. It's pouring out there! Quick, come inside." The woman says. Gumball is reluctant to go in, but Darwin, being naturally trusting, went in immediately. Having no choice, Gumball followed. The first thing he notices as he goes in is how warm it is. Strange, how temperature is something you don't really appreciate until it is gone, like breathing. The woman gives them a seat and rushes away, quickly returning with two dish towels. "I am sorry I don't have anything nicer, but this is all we have. They were washed recently, though, so they should be clean" She explains as she puts them over their necks and arms. She rushes of again and returns with two cups of a black liquid. She puts the cups in front of them and sits down across from them. "My boss doesn't like loitering, so I had to get you something."
"Thanks miss, but we don't drink coffee." Gumball responds, pulling the towel tighter around himself
"Oh, it's not coffee, It's hot chocolate. And please, call me Margaret" She says.
"I am sorry Mi-… Margaret, but we don't have any money." Darwin says with a sigh.
"Don't worry, it's on me. Now, why were you two out there alone?" After thanking her, Gumball and Darwin delve into their story, short but terrifying as it was. When they finish, Margaret stands up. "We have a phone over there." She says, pointing to a wall phone. "Why don't you use that to call your parents?" However, calls to both Richard and Nicole failed. Nicole was too busy calming a strangely terrified Anais to pick up, and Richard, careless as he is, let his phone die. After telling Margaret, she asks them if they need a place to stay. "I am sorry; you can't stay in my apartment. However I do have some friends that could probably give you a place to stay for a week or so. Once the rain cleared, The boys followed her directions, stopping at a large gate.
"The park. Looks pretty ordinary." Darwin chirps happily.
"No, don't say that. With our luck, you'll jinx it." Gumball cuts in, before they both head in. Little do they know that inside the park were two more people with bad luck, even worse than theirs. Together, these four forces could get into some real big trouble.
But that's not even the start.
Whelp, there it is. My return chapter. Now, before you kill me, I know it is not much, but it is to get my juices flowing, ya' know? Get me thinking again. Hopefully, more frequent updates. I will try to do weekly.
Remember to check out my page regularly for my new pokemon fanfiction. The timeless story of a Gardevoir and a Human growing together in friendship and battling the odds to become more than just pokemon and trainer, but to become equals, to become friends, but with a huge twist. Odd, Strange, off the spot and made up as I go along, it is sure to be an interesting story to watch me work out, and will most definitely be a better "love" story than twilight. More Twilight comparisons in my soon to be released story, "Bloodmoon." (Not a reference to "New Moon," just throwing that out there.) So go check it out when it is released.
Oh, one last thing. I made a youtube channel called Assailant, check it out… please.
This is the-regular-adventureofgumball, see you next time.