A/N: Only thirteen Tarots (Empress, Emperor, Hierophant, Lovers, Chariot, Justice, Hermit, Strength, Temperance, Devil, Star, Moon and Judgment) are left!
Scrubby McScrub chugged his megamuled divine blessing at the throne of the skeleton lords. He did not even raise a god damn sword; his two level 838 summons were scrubbing two of skelly lord with GRS and Mundane Avelyns.
Only the pyro-skelly remained. The duo encircled around as if he was some sort of prey. Sir Skelly snapped for a second; he had just realized that he was nothing but a generic lame ass boss who –along with his two homies – were used as some sort of some sick boss fodder. His thoughts transversed from this very world to another where skellies where the shit…if only he would inherit a fracture of their spookiness.
Then suddenly…PAPA NITO!
"What's the matta mah boy?" Asked pimp Nito. The phantoms along with McScrub were shitting Bricks and sunlight medals.
"I ain't 2spooky anymore Papa Nito… they created me that way!" Skelly Lord just couldn't hold it anymore; tear are all over the place as he tugged his skelly head on Neat-o's chest.
" its k ma boi, Papa Nito iz here 4 u. take this and rek'em guuuud." Just like that, the Ravelord vanished from Drangleic leaving a skelly Boom Box.
Skelly Lord pressed the play button….
This for all my Skellies out there ridin'... spinners
I don't care where you at, the painted world
Tomb of the giants, whatever
What I want you to do right now is just STOP
And let em' keep spinnin' baby
Skeletons wheels rose from the skelly floor. "Pffft! I am on infinite health cheat BIATCH! Come on guys, let's wreck them"
"Nope .Avi " said the two casul phantoms in unison as they black crystalled out. Dozens of Skeleton wheels surrounded Scrubby.
"OOHHH SHIIII-"
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
THEY DON'T STOP
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
THEY DON'T STOP
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
THEY DON'T STOP
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
I'M ROLLIN
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