A/N: Let's upload a third one!

There lived a certain dragon in Archtrees long ago.
He was scaleless and strong, in his eyes a crystal glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear.
But to Lordran chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach in the archives like a preacher.
Full of ecstasy and fire.
But he also was the kind of teacher.
Gwynevere would desire.

SE SE Seath'in
Lover of the Sunlight queen.
There was a dragon that really was gone.

SE SE Seath'in
Lordran's greatest love machine.
It was a shame how he carried on.

Gwyn ruled the land and never mind the Duke.
Despite the everyday risks he took.
In all affairs of state he was the man to please.
But he was real great when he had a maiden to squeeze.

For the queen he was no princess guard.
Though she'd heard the things he'd done.
She believed he was a no man to discard.
Who would satisfy her sun.

SE SE Seath'in
Lover of the Sunlight queen.
There was a dragon that really was gone.

SE SE Seath'in
Lordran's greatest love machine.
It was a shame how he carried on.

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger.
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous.
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared Flann.
But Gwynevere begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of dragon charms.
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms.
Then one night some men of higher standing.
Set a trap, they're not to blame.

"We found the primordial crystal" they kept demanding

And he really came

SE SE Seath'in
Lover of the Sunlight queen.
They put some poison into his Estus.

SE SE Seath'in
Lordran's greatest love machine.
He drank it all and he said "Where is the crystal?"

SE SE Seath'in
Lover of the Sunlight queen.
Flann didn't quit, they wanted his head.

SE SE Seath'in

Lordran's greatest love machine

And so they sunlight speared him till he was dead.

Oh, those dragons...

This is based on the song Rasputin. Seath, a lusty duke in Lordan, was infamous for sleeping with endless colours of maidens and the queen herself under Gwyn's and Flann's noses. He was once spotted by the husband and so they tricked him by inviting him to their mansion under a false claim and by poisoning his Estus. The dragon didn't die, they decided to finish the job by ye old Sunlight Spear.

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