EPOV
This has to be the perfect date on the planet
I could take her to Broadway show and dinner.
I know I'll ring Alice, Alice is my little sister she was girl
In the romantic department I ask her for all the girl problems is the best in the department cause you know she's a girl and all. Here goes nothing
Pick up
Pick up
For fuck suck PICK UP
"Hello Alice Cullen speaking"
"Alice I need your help"
"Please don't say you got drunk and had a one night stand with a gay hooker I know you had to be gay cause you hadn't had a girlfriend since Tan"
'No Alice I need your help with a girl and will everybody stop
Im not gay okay"
"Okay Edward what do you need my skills for"
"Im trying to impress a girl on a date and have not idea what do after or before dinner"
"Take her too the top of the empire state building is amazing up there for the first kiss"
"Where will I bring her too dinner Chinese but the Chinese people are kind of scary"
"Stop being a baby Italian is the best opinion then take her dancing in the club downtown and you're sure she love you"
"Thanks Alice you're the best what would I do without you"
"You would be dead older brother oh and remember too wear your black dress pants and white shirt with a tie you want too look formal but not casuals"
"Eh you do know im a fella yea"
"Of course you have a dick yea" my little sister saying I have dick just nacker
"Eh Alice like im your brother you do know "
"So who's the lucky girl them"
"Her name is Bella swan I met her on the plane coming home from the mom and dad's house"
"Bella swan as Isabella swan Charlie's the police chief of fork swan"
"She's Charlie's daughter man im fucked the police chief's daughter" fuck if I hurt her my balls are sure to be chopped off and deep fat fried
"Wait Edward I have an idea walk into her house in just your fireman pants and all hot sweaty and say are you ready for love baby "mmmmmm that sound temping but I don't want to scared or a perv
"No Alice she would get me arrested"
"Okay bye Edward I have to go good luck with Bella "
Edward all sweaty he he :)
Friday came in no time it was ten to eight and I was about to knock at Bella's door
"Just knock Edward not be a pussy" I whispered to myself
I knock at her at her door and she looked, she look amazing she was wearing a short black one shoulder her curly hair was pulled up into her left shoulder
"Bella you look amazing" she really did
"Thanks you look pretty amazing yourself Mr Cullen "
"You ready to go Bella "
"Yea, where we going by the way"
"Bella a gentlemen never tells his beauty his surprises" I the blush she had when I said beauty
"Im not beauty "
" Bella you don't see your self clearly your beautiful come on my lady we have to got before we miss first part of the date"
Driving to the theatre I was thing how I got so lucky with Bella
So here going nothing for the best night of my life
there you go my friend i'll upload Date in the morning and can i ask how the best idea's for a lemon
cause i'm only 15 and have no idea how to write one and i don't want to get in trouble by coping someone's lemon
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