A/N: yeah , I know...Blight is an jerk who stopped uploaded his shit for over a month. I would love to but I was simply drained; my writing 'mojo' has vanished it seemed. So here is something to amend my sins.
The main song is called the amazing horse.
The amazing sif
Arty: Look at my Sif,
my wolf is amazing.
Give it a lick!
Ciaran : Mmm! It tastes just like praisin.
Man: Have a stroke of its fur,
it turns into some burr,
And then he turns back again
when you tug on his winky!
Ciaran: Ooh, that's dirty!
Arty: Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you where the Estus is made.
um, Sweet Estus,
yeah, Sweet Estus!
um, Sweet Estus,
yeah, sweet Estus!
(musical break)
Get on my Sif!
I'll take you 'round the universe
and all the other places, too.
Ciaran: I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything!
Arty: Shut up, woman, get on my horse.
Look at my Sif,
my Wolf is amazing.
Ciaran: Where is he now?
Arty: He's over there blazing.
Have a feel of his paw;
you'll feel the awe,
And if that's not enough,
Try this Estus,
sweet Estus,
Oh,sweet Estus,
yeah, sweet Estus...