Chapter 6 – Max and Fang and Max and Fang

It's only been two days and I really feel as if I may kill someone.

And they'll either be Nudge, Iggy or Fang in that order. Why?

1. Nudge because she interrupted me and Fang's SUPER IMPORTANT TALK; and now she knows what it was about so won't stop bothering me. She's not being HELPFUL in ANYWAY!

2. Iggy because he was the idiot who told Nudge what we were talking about; I didn't realise he was using his super-sonic-or-something-like-that hearing to eavesdrop on us, and now he's doing a Nudge.

3. And Fang because HE WON'T BLOODY TALK TO ME! I mean sure, he doesn't have anyway to contact me, but he could've at least tried all the same!

And now it's even worse, because he's only a few bedrooms away and I can't even do anything about it!

The Flock have come over to my house because we're supposed to leave for our mission tomorrow; so they all decided to camp in my mom's with me. Now Nudge and Angel are in Ella's room, Gazzy is in spare room alone (no one wanted to smell his famous nightly Gas Out), and Iggy and Fang are in the other spare. It's 00:00am and I haven't slept, my thoughts are way too many at the minute.

"Max..." I shoot up in my bed, to see a teary eyed Manney standing in my doorway clutching onto his teddy bear. He started running over to my bed;

"What's wrong Manney?" I picked him up and sat him next to me, tears started running down his face.

"I h-had a b-bad d-dream!" I pulled him into a hug, shushing him before tucking him in next to me. I had a lot of things on my mind, but none of them was more important to me than Manney. I found him asleep soon enough, and found my eyes becoming heavy as well. Well, I do need the sleep...

-----Fang-----

I couldn't sleep, it was 00:30am we have a mission to leave for today, but I just CAN'T sleep. And guess who's on my mind?

Yep, Max, as per usual. I've been avoiding her for the last two days because I've been too embarrassed to face her after the car incident. I don't even know WHY I was about to say what I was; because even it is true it's not something you just say to a girl after they've just started talking to you. Especially after them not talking to you for five years straight; but NO, I just had to screw up before anything could even start. And now I can't sleep at all.

Wait... where's Iggy going? Why is he being so careful not to make any noise? Can't he see that I'm awake?

Well, wherever he's going, he isn't putting his shoes on so it's probably only down to the fridge to eat the leftovers.

-----Max-----

I awoke suddenly, hearing a loud noise come from somewhere outside my room, feeling myself go on hyper alert. I checked I hadn't woken Manney then slipped silently out of my bed, putting on my slippers and silk robe before heading for the door.

I shuddered, remembering how cold the hallway was seeing as the only thing under my robe was a flimsy lace camisole and hot pants. I heard the noise again and turned to silently stalk down the hallway towards the bathroom. Soon enough I was standing outside the door, about to press my ear against it before hearing a door opened behind me. I turned to see Fang standing there in tracksuit bottoms – completely topless I might add – looking at me in confusion.

We heard the noise again, and this time I realised what it was. It was a moan. Fang joined me by the door and we both leaned in to hear the noises coming from the other side.

"Aah... Iggy... Harder"

OH. MY. GAWD.

"Nudge... ngh..."

OH. MY. FUCKING. GAWD. I turned to stare at Fang, his face just as shocked as mine. Were Nudge and Iggy...? AND IN MY MOM'S HOUSE? I didn't know whether laugh in shock, sneak back into my room, be angry at the both of them, or be angry that Nudge lost her virginity before I did. I stared at Fang just as another noise came from behind the door,

"Aah! Iggy, there... again..." and that was when we settled for laughing. Me and Fang started muffling our laughs, because this was the only thing we could do to make the situation less awkward... not that they'd hear it anyway.

"Nudge... I'm gonna..." I tried my hardest to be quiet, but was finding it harder each time, especially when two extremely loud moans came through the door. I looked at Fang and he mouthed "well that was quick" and I found tears running down my face from our laughter. I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I just couldn't help it, and it was harder when Fang kept making silent jokes. But before long we heard shuffling in the bathroom, so I waved Fang goodnight before shooting down back into my room.

Oh I will NEVER let them forget this.

-----Fang-----

Revenge sure is sweet; as I found out as we sat down to eat lunch a couple of hours before we left for our mission.

We were all sitting around Dr. M's newly done kitchen, and I kept glancing at Max who seemed to be constantly holding back laughter due to the exhausted Nudge next to her.

"Jeb, we really need to check out our bathroom" commented Dr M as she sat down next to her husband. I glanced at Iggy, who had visibly stiffened next to me;

"Why Honey?"

"Because I heard the worst noises coming from it last night." a huge grin spread across my face.

"I heard those too! They really were horrible!" Chirped in Ella, biting into a meatball from her plate,

"Same, they may have been the pipes or something" commented Angel.

"No way Ange, that sounding more like a strangled goat than piping." Stated Gazzy, I was REALLY fighting back my laughter now. Iggy's face was now red and Nudge was suddenly silent.

"Hey Iggy, you know anything bout these noises?" I asked innocently, grinning at him, his eyes widened as he realise just exactly what I knew.

"How bout you Nudge?" Added Max, as Nudge looked up to realise she knew too. Both of them shrugged, acting like they knew nothing; whilst Max asked if she could be excused. She closed the kitchen door behind her, before bursting in a loud howl of laughter; causing Iggy and Nudge to glance around nervously and everyone to look at the door questioningly. I found myself chuckling quietly along with her.

Oh, this was gonna be such a fun trip.

*Evil Chuckles* Tell me what you think guys! Was my lil bit of Niggy too much?