A KLAINE/ PUCKOFSKY FANFIC

What I Did for Love

Author's note:

It's been too long! I promise new chapters will come more quickly now.

This Chapter is mostly music. Thank you, composers, for making this chapter so easy to write.

*** If I owned Glee, there would be a lot more boy!kissing. Just saying.

CHAPTER 4: IN WHICH PUCK DECIDES TO GO ALL BRITTANA, AND WES AND DAVID SING A LION KING SONG

Warning: language, naughty songs, no pants, Disney

*MICKINLY*

OK. New day. New clothes. Badass clothes. Sexy badass clothes. Own it.

Puck swaggered down the hall in his leather jacket and tight jeans, and 'I don't give a damn' displayed on his face. He saw Santana walking toward him and walked right by her without a glance, but out of the corner of his eye he saw the Latina's head turn to follow him. He could practically feel her gaze on him. The badass smirked and stopped at his locker. Without looking he knew Santana had walked up behind him and was posing on the other side of his locker door.

Puck grabbed his IPod and a text book and slammed the door shut, locking stares with the girl.

Santana crossed her arms. "Nice pants." She said in a sultry voice.

Success.

Puck kept his game face. "Same to you."

The cheerleader looked down. "I'm not wearing any."

Santana watched Puck's smirk grow broader and realized he'd tricked her into saying that.

She tilted her chin at Puck's arm. "What's with the book, are you actually gonna show up in class?"

Puck quirked an eyebrow. "Chemical reactions. I think I'll blow up a science class today."

"Ah."

"So." Puck stepped in close to Santana. "You wanna go out tonight?"

"I've got plans with Brit."

"Let me guess, you kissed a girl and you liked it." Puck tried to sound nonchalant. "Whatever. Two girls is hot."

Santana leaned in. "So is two guys." She purred in his ear. Then she turned on her heel and sauntered off down the hall.

Puck stared after her.

What does that mean?

Puck put on his earphones and picked up his IPod. But-

Wait. My IPod doesn't have a heart with devil horns sticker on the back. She switched our IPods, that sneaky-

Puck looked down the hallway. The Latina had disappeared.

Puck shrugged and pressed play.

Yo check it out I've got a plan
Here's my intention HAHA!
The frat boys in the club are lame
Let's start an altercation

It's just what I'm used to
Just want to fuck shit up
I've got my whole damn crew
Come on what you gonna do?

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I wonder if that girl queued this song on purpose. Or maybe it's a message from God.

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight
I kissed a boy just to start shit
Bitches loved it

No you don't even know my name
It doesn't matter
Don't even front, you've got no game
You're just a sucker

So what now, I clowned you
And I'm stealing your girl too
She wants a secure dude
And that's just not you

No one else here has got the balls to kiss another dude. It would cause a freaking riot. That's badass. No one would question my sexuality. Not really. They all know my reputation with the ladies.

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight
I kissed a boy just to start shit
Bitches loved it

Me and my bros that's how we roll
You'll never know how far we'll go
I'll grab some chump that I don't know
And plant one right on him
You're only here for our amusement

If Santana thinks there's something hot about a guy kissing another guy, if that's what it's gonna take to get her back, that's what the Puckzilla will do.

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight
I kissed a boy just to start shit
Bitches loved it
HAHA

*DALTON*

Kurt Hummel was sitting alone in the courtyard during lunch break. The countertenor leaned back against the cold stone bench, and closed his eyes, quietly enjoying the sunshine and fresh air. If Kurt had the impression of peace, he was wrong, and unaware that he was being watched from above.

Wes and David were standing at a third-floor window, eyeing Kurt in the courtyard below.

"Awww... look at him sitting there, so innocently." Drawled David

"All alone."

"By himself."

"On a bench made for two."

"Those enigmatic eyes sparkling in the sun."

"Queue Blaine in 3... 2... 1..."

David draped himself around Wes' shoulders with a triumphant grin as Blaine appeared in the courtyard and walked over to Kurt.

Wes looked sideways at his friend. "You know, you're very poetic, David. I can't understand why you do so poorly in English class."

"It's Mr Streedle. He looks like a stick insect, and he wears the most peculiar clothes- it's distracting. Didn't you notice the other day when he wore that cardigan with the brightly-coloured skiing mice on it? I didn't even notice he'd given us a test until the bell rang. There has to be some sort of rule against that."

Wes tutted sympathetically "His wife probably made it for him- oh! Look!"

Wes pointed to where Blaine had sat down beside Kurt and laid his arm along the back of the bench- not touching the other boy, but it was there.

"This is just like a movie" Wes commented, watching the boys talk "now all I need is a snack."

"Accio DoubleStuf!" David pulled an Oreo out of his pocket and shoved it in his friend's mouth. Wes chewed casually as David ate his own cookie.

Below them, the two boys on the bench threw their heads back in laughter at some inaudible joke.

Wes nudged his friend. "I can see what's happening," he began in a sing-song voice.

"What?" asked David, his mouth full of Oreo.

"And they don't have a clue."

"Who?" said David, swallowing.

"They'll fall in love," sang Wes, "and here's the bottom line- our trio's down to two."

"Oh."

Wes adopted an exaggerated French accent, waving his hand in the air. "Ze sweet caress of twilight, there's magic everywhere! And with this entire romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air."

Wes and David threw an arm over each other's shoulders and broke into song.

Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things.

Wes mimicked Blaine's pining-face and took the next verse.

So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me.

David sang in falsetto, spinning around Wes and batting his eyelashes.

He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the king I know he is
The king I see inside?

The singers peered down at their two friends in the courtyard below with big grins

Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things.

Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are.

Wes leaned his head on David shoulder and sang in a regretful voice,

And if he falls in love tonight
It can be assumed,

David pretended to wipe a tear from his eye.

His carefree days with us are history.

Wes and David put their arms around each other again.

In short, our pal is doomed.

The two singers gazed tragically out the window for a second. Then they looked at each other, cracking into identical evil grins.

Featured music:

Can you feel the love, from the lion king: www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=aF4CWCXirZ8

I Kissed A Boy by Cobra Starship:www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=-oi4yKFOLcg