Episode 3

Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Island! The teams competed in their first challenge – jumping off a cliff! Somewhere along the line, my least favorite camper managed to form an alliance between his new girlfriend Crazy Izzy and his new best friend, Sarcastic Noah. Meanwhile, Ezekiel made all the females hate him with some sexist comments. Courtney made her team lose all respect for the CIT when she refused to jump and handed the Screaming Gophers the win. But in the end, it was Ezekiel who walked the Dock Of Shame and was eliminated. What will happen next, in this dramatic installment of Total, Drama, Island?

Mess Hall

Chef Hatchet: All right, ingrates! It's breakfast time!

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Gwen: I always had a dream of living to be 100. After eating all this crap, I'll be lucky to hit 20.

End

Gwen: Thanks a bunch, Chef Hatchet.

Trent: (to Gwen) That was really cool how you jumped off the cliff yesterday.

Gwen: Yeah, I guess.

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Trent: I know she must be into me. Somehow.

Cody: Gwen doesn't want Trent. He's embarrassing himself by even trying. Gwen wants a man, like me! (Falls into toilet)

End

Chris: All right, teams! Time to start running!

Bridgette: What?

Chris: The first part of your challenge is a five-mile jog around the island!

Eva: Are you KIDDING me, McLean?

Chris: No. No I'm not. So get running!

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Harold: Is Chris crazy? Gosh, jumping off cliffs and than running five miles? Thank god for my mad skills! (Picks nose)

EndWhile Jogging

Geoff: Hey, Bridgette.

Bridgette: Hey, um, Geoff, is it?

Geoff: Yeah.

Bridgette: So… yeah.

Geoff: Right, yeah.

Bridgette: So I'll see you later, okay?

Geoff: Sure. (Bridgette jogs away)

DJ: Nice, dude.

Geoff: Not in the mood.

(Elsewhere) Justin: Lindsay, has anyone ever told you that you're gorgeous?

Lindsay: Yeah, sometimes. But I just want to be pretty.

Justin: You are very pretty, Lindsay.

Lindsay: Am I still gorgeous too?

Justin: Of course.

Lindsay: You're pretty hot.

Justin: Want to go make out?

Lindsay: Yeah! But let me get some lip-gloss first. (Turns and walks into tree)

Heather: (Passing by, to Michael) It's a good thing she's pretty.

Michael: (Distracted) Yeah, she's pretty.

Heather: Whoa. No innuendos about how hot I am? What's up?

Michael: I'm kind of going out with Izzy.

Heather: Whoa. The crazy girl?

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Heather: And here I was, thinking this guy was normal.

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Michael: Yeah. And she kissed me.

Heather: So?

Michael: Like, after our first conversation.

Heather: Your point? This just means she likes you.

Michael: I guess you're right. You know, you're not as bitchy as the others say. In fact you seem almost sane. (Arrives at mess hall, goes inside)

Heather: Hey, thanks. Whoa. Who said I was bitchy? And ALMOST?

Mess Hall

(Owen runs in, carrying Izzy) Owen: Great biscuits! Izzy passed out!

Heather: Oh no! Somebody should give her mouth-to-mouth! (Elbows Michael)

Michael: Yeah, I'll do that!

(Izzy snaps up from table, scaring everyone) Izzy: Izzy only kids!

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Owen: Wow, can she act! I'd thought she was dead or something! She's so pretty.

(From outside) Michael: What was that, big guy?

Owen: I said she's really… um… kitty!

Michael: That's what I thought you said.

End

Chris: All right, everyone! Now, it's time to feast upon this wonderful meal Chef prepared for you!

Duncan: Is it poisoned or something?

Chris: Duncan, would I do that to you?

Duncan: Wouldn't put it past you, no.

Chris: All righty than. And no. Finish up and meet me at the campfire pit in thirty minutes.

Campfire Pit – 30 Minutes Later

Chris: And now that you're all tired and full, it's time for your real challenge – an Awake-a-thon!

(Katie and Sadie pass out)

Chris: And two down on the Bass already!

(Time goes by, and gradually DJ, Geoff, and Owen fall asleep)

Chris: The score: 7 bass awake, 11 Gophers up!

Heather: (to Beth and Lindsay) Hey girls!

Beth: Hi, Heather!

Lindsay: Yeah, hi Hera!

Heather: You know, the contest is going to be really hard.

Beth: Uh-huh! I'm really tired!

Heather: So we should form an alliance! We can get to the final three together!

Lindsay: The final three? That's really far!

Beth: Yeah!

Heather: So are you girls in?

Beth and Lindsay: Yeah!

Heather: Great! (The three walk away, and Michael comes out from behind a tree)

Michael: Interesting.

(Elsewhere, Cody is sleeping and Owen farts in his face. He chokes.)

(Elsewhere) Gwen: Oh hey there, mister musician.

Trent: Hey miss cool Goth girl.

Gwen: Haha.

Trent: You know, just so I don't fall asleep, I'm going to keep talking to you.

Gwen: Well, you can try. But it'll be easier for me to stay awake.

Trent: Why's that? What's your secret?

Gwen: I'll be talking to you.

(Elsewhere, Kiana is sitting with Courtney and Bridgette. She notices Tyler, and he waves to her. She is about to wave back when a bear gets up from the bushes and slashes him.) Kiana: AHH! BEAR!

Tyler, Courtney, and Bridgette: What? A BEAR?

Kiana: Yeah, a bear just mauled Tyler!

LeShawna: (waking up) What drugs are you on, girl? (Goes back to sleep)

Kiana: Sorry, the staying up must be getting to me.

(Elsewhere) Noah: So dude, where's your girlfriend?

Michael: Beats me. Can't find her.

Noah: You sure know how to pick them.

Michael: Ha. Very funny. I'll remember that when you fall in love.

Noah: (Bursts out laughing) Like that'll ever happen!

Michael: Dude, since we're tight, I'll let you in on a little secret.

Noah: What?

Michael: I'm going to make you fall in love.

(Elsewhere, Izzy sneaks up on Eva and tries to see her MP3 player) Eva: ROAR!

Izzy: Whoa, Izzy was just looking!

Eva: Don't touch my stuff!

(Elsewhere) Heather: Wow. Sleeping buffoons. (Referring to Lindsay and Beth)

(Michael appears) Michael: So Heather, I heard you had a little alliance.

Heather: Who told you?

Michael: It's a small island. News travels fast.

Heather: Right. So your point?

Michael: Izzy, Noah, and I have an alliance too. If our two groups vote together, we'll have a majority vote.

Heather: Not interested.

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Heather: What is this, amateur hour? Not anybody can manipulate this game. Only the strong and master.

Michael: Her loss.

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Chris: (Notices only Duncan, Noah, Eva, Justin, Izzy, Bridgette, Michael, Gwen, Trent, and Harold awake) Here's a little fairy tale. (Reads fairytale)

(Noah passes out, shortly followed by Izzy)

Chris: Wow, fifteen hours without sleep! Think on that!

(Michael sits stroking Izzy's hair) Harold: You know, hair is just – (Michel punches him, knocking him out)

Bridgette: Wow, that guy (Justin) is good! He doesn't even blink!

Eva: Yeah… (Notices Justin's eyes opening, revealing that he was cheating) Wait, he's a CHEATER!

Chris: Yeah dude, sorry but you're out too.

(Elsewhere, Gwen and Trent question each other about favorite bands, songs, foods, etc.) Trent: Whoa, Gwen, don't pass out on me now!

Gwen: I won't.

Trent: Good…

Gwen: Trent! NO!

Chris: Yeah, he's out too. Now it's just you, Michael (still stroking Izzy's hair), Duncan (Carving something into a tree), Bridgette (Counting stars), and Eva. (Eva falls asleep) Wait, never mind Eva.

Michael: (to Bridgette, lies down next to her) So, are the stars interesting?

Bridgette: (laughs) Yeah. I know it's silly, but they sometimes tell me messages, you know?

Michael: No, it's not silly. I think they're telling me a story, too.

Bridgette: What is it?

Michael: It looks like the two of us will be the finalists.

Bridgette: (giggles) Yeah, wouldn't that be something?

Michael: Yeah.

Bridgette: I know we're on different teams and all, but…

Michael: Yeah?

Bridgette: I think we should just like try to help each other stay awake.

Michael: Yeah, why not? (Grabs her hand)

Bridgette: (blushing) How will that help?

Michael: Whenever one of us starts to doze off, we squeeze their hand.

(Michael squeezes her hand) Bridgette: What was that for?

Michael: Because I wanted to.

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Bridgette: He is so sweet!

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(Chris walks by, and Michael and Bridgette are asleep, holding hands and staring at the sky) Chris: Down to just Gwen and Duncan:

Duncan: Yo, McLean, I got to pee.

Chris: Intern, go with him.

(After 15 minutes) Intern: Duncan? You in there? (Pushes open door and finds a sleeping Duncan) He's asleep!

Chris: Gwen! You just won for your team! Does that make you want to celebrate!

(Gwen falls asleep) (Gradually the campers start to wake up)

(Noah wakes up kissing Cody's ear) Noah: AHH!

Cody: AHH! (Both run away; Noah runs past Michael and Bridgette, who wake up)

Michael: That was fun last night. (Helps her up)

Bridgette: (blushes) Yeah, it was.

(Michael catches up with Noah) Michael: What's wrong, dude?

Noah: When I woke up…

Michael: (smiling) Yeah? Did you find love?

Noah: (realizes what happened): I hate you.

Michael: (puts arm around Noah and leads him back) Love you too, buddy.

(Meanwhile, Heather steals Eva's MP3 player)

Eva: WHERE IS IT? WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS TOOKIT? (Tears camp apart looking for it, scaring her team)

Heather: Here, Eva, I found this.

Eva: Umm…. Sorry?

Campfire Pit – That Night

(Killer Bass start to arrive; Bridgette walks in with Michael)

Michael: Hey, don't get voted off, OK?

Bridgette: (giggling) I'll try not to. (The two hug and Michael goes away)

Geoff: (slightly peeved tone) What was that?

Bridgette: (blushing) Oh, nothing.

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Courtney: Oh, it's so obvious! She likes him!

End

Chris: And marshmallows go to Duncan. Harold. DJ. Geoff. Courtney. Kiana. Katie, and Sadie. Tyler.

(Bridgette and Eva wait)

Chris: And the last marshmallow goes to Bridgette!

Killer Bass: YAY!

Eva: WHAT? (Pulled away by big men)

Courtney: (eating marshmallow) Bye. Maybe you should get some anger management before coming back!

(Eva flings a sharp piece of wood that almost kills Courtney)

Chris: What will happen next time, on Total Drama Island?