Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Island! The teams competed in an Awake-A-Thon made especially harder by a couple laps around the island and a great meal! Heather formed her alliance, and refused Michael's offer to work together! Michael, meanwhile, had a couple moments with Bridgette, and she seems to be crushing on him! Trent continued to flirt with Gwen – that is, until he passed out as well! In the end, Gwen outlasted Duncan and the Screaming Gophers claimed victory again! Noah woke up kissing a guy, which was pretty funny! Heather stole Eva's MP3 player, so she went on a berserk rampage, which caused her downfall! What will happen next, in this dramatic installment of Total, Drama, Island?
Mess Hall
(Gwen is sleeping)
Cody: (to Geoff) Yo, Geoff, get a picture of me with my arm around Gwen!
Heather: No! Let's draw on her face!
Justin: Or feed her Chef's slop!
Chef Hatchet: I HEARD THAT, PRETTYBOY!
Confessional
Chef Hatchet: That guy is pretty, though.
End
Michael: Or, we could just leave the sleepy girl who just won us a challenge alone.
Noah: Yeah, sure, why not?
Bridgette: (to Michael) That was really sweet of you.
Michael: (smiling) Was it? I hadn't noticed. Guess sometimes I'm just unintentionally sweet.
Bridgette: Oh. I guess so. (She tries to walk away)
Michael: (grabs her arm) And sometimes, I try really hard to be.
Confessional
Bridgette: Oh my god. He is so sweet!
Geoff: Who does he think he is? Bridgette's my girl!
Izzy: Izzy likes Michael because he's nice to everyone! Hopefully he still likes crazies!
End
Chris: (walking in, looks at Duncan) So, Sleeping Beauty over here is tired? Who cares? Today, your challenge is dodgeball!
Izzy: Oh yeah! Will there be any singing?
Chris: What? No, this is dodgeball. No singing.
Izzy: Come on! I got a lot of crazy tunes to bust!
Heather: (to Lindsay) I'm sure she does.
Lindsay: Sure who does what, Helen?
Heather: It's Heather.
Lindsay: Who does Heather?
Justin: Lindsay, try not to strain your brain.
(AT THE KILLER BASS TABLE)
Geoff: (inquisitively) So Bridge… What's going on between you and Michael?
Courtney: It's obvious, isn't it? She's so into him!
Bridgette: (blushes) I am not!
Harold: Than why are you blushing?
Kiana: Lay off Bridgette, guys! (To Geoff) Have some hope, Geoff. How can she pick him over you?
Geoff: Yeah, I guess you're right! So how are things with you and Tyler?
(Tyler walks into bench)
Kiana: They're good.
Chris: Attention everyone! Meet in the SPORTS ARENA in ten for team challenge!
Tyler: Yeah! Sports!
Cody: I'll have you know, Tyler, I'm a whiz at dodgeball!
LeShawna: (laughs) Right, string bean! Like you scrawny little boy can throw a dodgeball? You might be a whiz at some other stuff, like your pants, but no way are you good at dodgeball!
Cody: Hey!
Confessional
Cody: I haven't whizzed my pants since third grade! …Except that one time in fourth grade… and twice in fifth grade… A couple times in sixth and seventh and eighth… And that week in freshmen year…
End
DJ: Yo, Duncan, wake up!
(Duncan snores)
DJ: Yo, Geoff, help me carry Duncan!
Geoff: Sure, man.
(AT THE SCREAMING GOPHERS TABLE)
Heather: Who's going to carry Sleeping Ugly over here?
Michael: Heather, lay off! She isn't ugly!
LeShawna: Yeah, white girl! Back off!
Michael: You tell her, sister!
Confessional
LeShawna: That boy may be the blackest white person out there.
End
Michael: I'll carry the Sleeping Beauty.
LeShawna: Yeah, a strong man!
Cody: I'm strong too! I can carry her!
LeShawna: (laughs) Yeah, string bean? Remember that lack of muscle talk we had before? It still applies here.
Michael: Maybe next time, Cody, okay? And I'm sure you've got muscles.
Confessional
Michael: I can't the little guy feel bad!
Gwen: Whoa. LeShawna told me that the guy that Chris hates defended me from Heather… and called me Sleeping Beauty. He's cool.
End
SPORTS ARENA
Chris: Hey, Gopher boy?
Michael: Yeah, toupee man?
Chris: GRR! It is NOT a toupee!
Trent: Kind of looks like one, though.
Chris: WHATEVER! Now wake up Goth girl.
Michael: Why would I do that?
Chris: Because two people need to sit out.
LeShawna: But why can't Gwen sit out?
Chris: …Okay, Gwen sits out. Who else?
Noah: I volunteer!
Izzy: No he doesn't!
Noah: Yes I do!
Izzy: Come on, Noah! You're really scrawny! I'll sit out now!
Chris: Okay, the rules are that the team to win the best of five games wins!
Harold: Sounds simple enough.
Sadie: Yeah! We can so do this!
Katie: OMG, I was just going to say that!
Katie and Sadie: EEK!
DJ: Shush! There is a sleeping man here!
Katie and Sadie: Sorry!
Chris: Game 1 – Who's up?
Heather: Michael, Noah, Lindsay, Beth, and Cody!
Courtney: Geoff, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, and Harold!
Harold: Watch my mad skills!
Courtney: HAROLD! DON'T TOUCH THE BALL!
Harold: GOD!
(Harold gives ball to Geoff)
Geoff: Incoming!
(Ball is on way to hit Lindsay; Lindsay screams)
Michael: NO! (Michael intercepts)
(Michael lies down on ground, hit)
Lindsay: Wow, Mitchell! You so saved my life!
Michael: No… problem…
Noah: Always has to be the hero, right?
Confessional
Bridgette: Wow. He just took that ball for her. That was so sweet!
End
Chris: Michael, you're out!
Cody: Hey, pass me the ball!
Heather: Um, no!
LeShawna: Yeah, I have to agree with miss mean string bean over here!
Michael: (wounded) Give… him… a… chance… Please…
Heather: (sighs) Fine, give him a ball!
(Cody rubs ball on his shirt and throws it; the static ball connects with Katie and slams her to the wall; he throws another one that ricochets and hits everyone else)
Chris and Screaming Gophers: Wow.
Chris: Killer Bass lose the first round! Next!
(Heather, LeShawna, Owen, Justin, and Trent for the Screaming Gophers)
(Courtney, Tyler, Geoff, DJ, and Kiana for the Killer Bass)
(Own goes on a throwing rampage, getting Kiana and DJ)
(Heather passes Owen a ball that he throws at Geoff)
Chris: OH SNAP! I need to see that one again!
(Chris instant replays Geoff getting hit)
Tyler: Watch this! (Throws lots of balls that miss completely accept last one, which hits Kiana)
Kiana: OW! Am I okay?
Tyler: (kneels down) Yeah.
(Trent walks over and easily gets him)
Chris: Tyler, DJ, Kiana, and Geoff! All out!
(Justin distracts Courtney with his gorgeous body)
Courtney: So… hot…
(LeShawna hits her)
Chris: And the Gophers are up 2-zip!
Courtney: Time-out!
Chris: All right, make it snappy!
(KILLER BASS, except Duncan, GROUP HUDDLE)
Courtney: We're getting our asses kicked!
Geoff: Yeah, we suck. Thanks for the pep talk.
Courtney: I think we need Duncan!
Sadie: Are you insane? He'd kill us if we woke him up!
Katie: Yeah!
Harold: What if we poke him with a stick?
DJ: Better be one freaking big stick!
(Killer Bass poke Duncan with a really long stick)
(Duncan wakes up and grabs stick, and than grabs Harold's neck)
Duncan: You better have a freaking damn good reason for waking me up!
Courtney: We're losing, and we need your help!
Duncan: And why would I do that, princess?
Courtney: Because if we lose, I can guarantee that it'll be your ass kicked off!
Duncan: (considers) All right, we'll use a strategy I picked up in my last stay at Juvie!
(AT THE SCREAMING GOPHERS SIDE)
Izzy: Is Michael okay?
Michael: Yeah, Izzy, but Michael needs you to fill in for him.
Izzy: Izzy can do that! (Kisses him) Shazam!
Noah: (to Michael) You must love ice cream.
Michael: (confused) Why?
Noah: Because you keep taking the nut bar.
Michael: Shut up. Or I will find you a girlfriend. And it might be Cody.
Cody: HEY!
(Noah leaves; Lindsay comes to Michael)
Lindsay: Wow, Michelle. It was really brave that you saved me.
Confessional
Michael: All right. Mitchell, I can take. But Michelle? Thank god she's pretty. And by pretty, I mean foxy and damn gorgeous.
End
Michael: It was nothing, Lindsay. My pleasure.
Lindsay: (puts his head in her lap) Well, Micah, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you…
(Michael flashes back to Heather making her alliance in the last episode)
Michael: You know, foxy – I mean, Lindsay, there is something you could do for me.
(Lindsay kisses him)
Michael: No, not that.
Lindsay: Really? Because that's usually the only favors people ask me for.
Confessional
Bridgette: Why did Lindsay kiss him? Why do I even care? I don't even like him! He's really sweet and cute… So what? I don't like him! Or do I…
Courtney: He is really cute and Bridgette says he's sweet. Even if he is on the other team, and friends with that inconsiderate jerk Duncan!
Lindsay: I think Mariah is really nice, because he didn't want the kind of favor I usually give.
Gwen: Michael? Yeah, he's cool. Do I like him? Maybe…
Izzy: Izzy likes Michael!
Noah: This confessional is going in a reel about Michael, isn't it? All the girls that have things for him? And of course you put me in here. SCREW YOU, CHRIS MCCRAPPY!
End
(Izzy, Owen, Cody, Heather, and Beth go up for the Screaming Gophers)
(Duncan, Sadie, Geoff, Katie, and Bridgette go up for the Killer Bass)
Duncan: Now, rush the prisoner!
(All throw their balls at Cody, than Owen, than the others, getting them all out)
Chris: WOW! Nice strategy, Bass! That's 2-1!
Trent: This sucks.
(The Bass execute the same strategy the same time around, tying the score)
(The last game goes on)
Courtney: All right, Duncan's really tired, but at least has Sadie… Oh crap. She's out too.
Bridgette: Well, we need to switch someone out!
Courtney: But everyone's too weak now!
Bridgette: What about Harold?
(Harold picks his nose)
Courtney: (sighs) Guess he's all we got.
(Harold stands in middle of court facing Cody; he turns towards Courtney)
Courtney: You can do this, Harold! (Harold turns away) (To Katie) We're so screwed.
(Cody smiles, and throws ball; it hits Harold in stomach, slamming him into wall)
Killer Bass: NO!
Chris: Wait…
(Harold had caught the ball)
Chris: HOLY DAMN! THE KILLER BASS WIN! Screaming Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire pit!
(EVERYONE LEAVES)
Lindsay: (to Heather) Heaver, I think we should vote with Mickey's alliance!
Heather: WHAT?
Lindsay: Yeah, we pick whom we vote off and we vote together!
Heather: (looking at Michael carry Gwen) I have an idea…
(MICHAEL IS CARRYING GWEN INTO HER CABIN)
(Gwen wakes up)
Gwen: Oh my god! The challenge! What happened?
Michael: We… lost…
Gwen: Dude, are you okay?
Michael: Got… hit… pretty… hard… Really… weak
Gwen: And you still carried me back to my cabin?
Michael: Yeah… Couldn't… leave… Sleeping… Beauty… alone…
Confessional
Gwen: This guy is officially awesome. He's mad weak, but still carries me to my cabin.
Justin: This Mickey kid that Lindsay keeps talking about… He's stealing the girls away from me!
End
CAMPFIRE PIT
(Screaming Gophers come in; Michael walks in with Bridgette)
Bridgette: Here, sit down.
Michael: (smiling) Thanks… Bridge…
Bridgette: No problem. Now, you try not to get voted off, okay?
Michael: No… problem…
(Bridgette leaves)
Heather: (to Michael) Did you get the message?
(Michael nods)
Chris: And the marshmallows go to… Izzy. Heather. Lindsay. LeShawna. Beth.
Chris: And… Owen, Cody, and Justin.
(Michael, Gwen, Trent, and Noah wait nervously)
Chris: Michael… and Noah!
(Noah helps Michael get his marshmallow)
Chris: So will it be Gwen or Trent? …The last marshmallow goes to… Gwen!
Gwen: Oh no! Trent!
Trent: Hey, I'll be fine. Just… Win it. For me, okay? Promise.
Gwen: I promise!
Chris: Okay, dude. Dock of Shame, Boat of Losers, blah blah.
Michael: Sorry… Gwen…
Gwen: It's not your fault, dude.
(Michael flashbacks to Lindsay telling him to vote for Trent)
Michael: Still… Sorry…
Chris: Very dramatic, folks! Alliances, crushes, double-crosses, and nerds good at dodgeball! What will come next in the next totally dramatic installment of Total Drama Island?